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Mister Kingdom posted:The site is back up!! Yes indeed, got in there and got the RT for Revenge of the Sith and Spider-Man, along with two shorts. It's only about  , what the hell, should help them pay for some new server hardware. 
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Watching the restored/colorized version of The Little Shop of Horrors. The movie is filled with horrible stereotypes and the acting is way over the top. Sample exchange: Seymour: "But I gotta keep a little blood for myself or I'll be in worse shape than Mom." Mike: "You'd have to die and partially rot to be worse than Mom." Edit: After a scene in a detective's office: Kevin: "It's like Dragnet with gay actors." Mike: "So, Fagnet, then?" Kevin/Bill: "MIKE!" Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Feb 7, 2009 |
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Hey guys, remember when Mike and the guys did Raiders, and everyone thought they did an awesome job with a perfect movie? Holy gently caress.  Rifftrax posted:Just speak the word "jaws" to anyone and their pulse quickens, the hair on the back of their neck stands up as a dim memory rises to the surface of their consciousness - a memory of the first time they saw Murray Hamilton. Most likely it was in an episode of B.J. and the Bear, or perhaps The F.B.I with Efrem Zimbalist, Jr., but if not that, then his turn as the sartorially resplendent, gravelly voiced mayor of Amity in Jaws, the movie that made a generation of people afraid to go into the water (they were justifiably terrified of getting a skin disease from coming in contact with Quint's run-off.) Yes, long before blockbusters like Spider-Man 2, Shrek the Third, or Garden State there was Jaws, the story of small town mayor Larry Vaughn (played by the magnificent Murray Hamilton) and his quest to find the perfect jacket to wear while resisting the whining of Richard Dreyfuss. There is also a shark.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Hey guys, remember when Mike and the guys did Raiders, and everyone thought they did an awesome job with a perfect movie? <--  If the latter 75% of the movie is not composed of them heaping praise upon and singing hosannas to Harbor Master Frank J. Silva, I will be so disappointed.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Hey guys, remember when Mike and the guys did Raiders, and everyone thought they did an awesome job with a perfect movie? I'm going to have to get this one. Side note: the wife and I downloaded and watched Troll 2 recently, and they had me rolling for the whole thing. I definitely recommend it.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Hey guys, remember when Mike and the guys did Raiders, and everyone thought they did an awesome job with a perfect movie? gently caress yes I'm glad they're done doing three riffer versions of movies that Mike's already done.
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Gaseous Snake posted:gently caress yes I'm glad they're done doing three riffer versions of movies that Mike's already done. Agreed, but Missile to the Moon had Fred Willard as the guest riffer and he, well, left much to be desired. I've never found him funny.
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Jesus, it has felt like rifftrax and this thread have been in moratorium forever. Good to see some new stuff being produced
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muscles like this? posted:New Riffshort: I'm downloading it now. I'll let you guys know how it is after I watch it later tonight.
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While we're on the topic of shorts, someone tell me up front if any of the others even come close to topping One Got Fat. I've bought a few others and they've mostly been middle-of-the-road.
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Behonkiss posted:While we're on the topic of shorts, someone tell me up front if any of the others even come close to topping One Got Fat. I've bought a few others and they've mostly been middle-of-the-road. I really liked "Drugs Are Like That". I just finished watching "Playing Together", and really liked it. The first 2 thirds were pretty funny, and I laughed out loud a few times, but towards the end, it became hilarious. We also watched "Why Vandalism?" which wasn't as good. It wasn't bad, it just wasn't quite as funny as the others mentioned in this post.
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Behonkiss posted:While we're on the topic of shorts, someone tell me up front if any of the others even come close to topping One Got Fat. I've bought a few others and they've mostly been middle-of-the-road. I think my favorite shorts are Act Your Age, Overcoming Fear (mainly for the dog bits) and The Terrible Truth. I also agree that this new one is really good.
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Down and Out is also incredible. On the other side of the coin, the most banal ones imo are Coffee House and Christmas Toyshop.
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Feb 28, 2009 07:39
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The correct answer for best short is "Safety: Harm Hides at Home". If only for the hi-larious ELP bit.
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Feb 28, 2009 07:40
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Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast is a good one, and it's only 4 minutes long!
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Just finished Jaws. Good, but not great. I'd give it a 6.5/10. More quiet spots than usual for a Rifftrax.
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Feb 28, 2009 20:14
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New Cinematic Titanic on the 19th: Blood of the Vampires.
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muscles like this? posted:
Payday's looking pretty nice right about now.
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muscles like this? posted:
I just made a clean sweep of everything they have (from the original three, anyway) that I didn't already own.  I would have bought the pre-synced video versions for all the titles where it was offered, but the movies are all the awful Legend colorization jobs. I don't want to see Carnival of Souls or House on Haunted Hill looking like someone vomited crayolas all over them, dammit!
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Do the feature length VOD stuff have DRM or not? I know the shorts don't but used to.
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muscles like this? posted:Do the feature length VOD stuff have DRM or not? I know the shorts don't but used to. Nope. I usually get the full video (if I don't already own the original movie) and burn it to a DVD. You buy it, it's all yours. Some of the shorts were DivX, but they've pretty much abandoned that.
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Coming this week: Since Mike had already done this for Legend Films, it should be available as a regular Riff (MP3) or as a VOD.
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The three riffer version of Reefer Madness is pretty good. My favorite joke in it was Bill's line of "That's right stoned guy watching this at home, everyone can hear the music but you."
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muscles like this? posted:The three riffer version of Reefer Madness is pretty good. My favorite joke in it was Bill's line of "That's right stoned guy watching this at home, everyone can hear the music but you." I wish I had brought that with me. It's such a funny movie on its own but the commentary multiplies the comedy tenfold.
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God I hope next week is Twilight. God if any movie has it coming, it's loving Twilight.
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I just got into these after being lazy for years and holy poo poo do these rule. My roommates like them better than MST3K a bit because they can actually understand the references. 300 is probably my favorite, but the best line has to be the Eggo line from Batman and Robin. My body went legit numb from laughing so hard.
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http://twitter.com/rifftrax posted:What if we told you we'd soon be riffing an angsty tween vampire movie that rhymes with "skylight?" (And no, it's not Buffy.) 
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Its really weird but they did two Riffshorts this week. "Your Chance to Live" and "Understanding Ideals"
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Wiseblood posted:I will purchase a copy of Twilight just for that rifftrax. I swear to God.
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Gaseous Snake posted:I will purchase a copy of Twilight just for that rifftrax. I swear to God. I swear, the things I'll do for Rifftrax. I'll have to rent this atrocity. But, if I'll rent Britney Spears' Crossroads, I'll rent anything. Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Mar 28, 2009 |
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I got around to buying and downloading the Happening. This is hilarious.
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Gaseous Snake posted:I got around to buying and downloading the Happening. This is hilarious. Haaaht dahgs.
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Behonkiss posted:Haaaht dahgs. Would you like a lemon drink? Lemon drink. Really? Who the gently caress calls it lemon drink? Did Shyamalan attend the George Lucas School of Scriptwriting?
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What the gently caress is with the lack of new Rifftrax lately? Is it so much to ask for a movie every once in a while?
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Alexandr posted:What the gently caress is with the lack of new Rifftrax lately? Is it so much to ask for a movie every once in a while? You eyein' my lemon drink? But seriously I would love to see them do the other Harry Potter movies...love to see them destroy those.
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Flyinglemur posted:But seriously I would love to see them do the other Harry Potter movies...love to see them destroy those. My girlfriend loves the movies, the Rifftrax'd versions as well. Well, I've got a bath to avoid!
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Alexandr posted:What the gently caress is with the lack of new Rifftrax lately? Is it so much to ask for a movie every once in a while? Honestly, the last one they did was like a month ago (jaws) and that one wasn't very good. But they said they are doing twilight soon, I haven't seen the movie (mostly because I'm not a thirteen year old girl) but from what I hear its pretty bad, so it ought to excite those who only enjoy the riffs to bad movies, and I cannot wait.
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