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Silver
May 12, 2001

Suzuki lover number one!
Saw this on different forum.

Tailgater protection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzlfkNOBGSA

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8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

Silver posted:

Tailgater protection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzlfkNOBGSA

Hard to see in the video but my two stroke does something similar, except with clouds of smoke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgofG8yAuKw&feature=related

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Silver posted:

Saw this on different forum.

Tailgater protection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzlfkNOBGSA

Needs to draw the liquid from the fuel tank and some form of igniter.

4/20 NEVER FORGET
Dec 2, 2002

NEVER FORGET OK
Fun Shoe

AkrisD posted:

Here's something I just ran across. Another argument for wearing a full face helmet. Even though this rider wasn't wearing a helmet at all the amount of damage done to his face alone is ridiculous.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/2450912496/

It would loving suck to be that guy, wear your helmet kids

mutt2jeff
Oct 2, 2004
The one, the only....
The clarity on that scan is incredible. We have come along way since I busted my faced up and just got x-rays.

Edit: This guy also has many hilarious pictures of the items people manage to lose up their rear end.

mutt2jeff fucked around with this message at 20:20 on May 7, 2009

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Ola posted:

Needs to draw the liquid from the fuel tank and some form of igniter.

Need this on the Y2K bike.

e: Yes I know it's still chain driven. A man can dream.

Phy fucked around with this message at 20:40 on May 7, 2009

4/20 NEVER FORGET
Dec 2, 2002

NEVER FORGET OK
Fun Shoe

mutt2jeff posted:

Edit: This guy also has many hilarious pictures of the items people manage to lose up their rear end.

quote:

A quite large dildo that is beyond the point of self-retrieval in the rectum and sigmoid of a patient.

These cases are more frequent than you might imagine. Many of these patients will state that "they fell on it" or use some accidental method of rectal penetration as an explanation for why they are in the ER. Some even go so far as to say things such as: "I was attacked by a group of men who did this to me". Nearly all of these types of cases are patients who were trying to achieve or enhance sexual gratification through anal and rectal stimulation. What I do appreciate, though, are the patients who are in this situation and just get brutally honest with you. "I was getting off on this thing in my rear end and it went too deep" It's not that I don't respect the people that make excuses. I can't even imagine the horrific embarrassment of having to go to the ER to have a "still vibrating" dildo removed from your rectum. Definitely a very personal thing, no matter who you are, and many would be too mortified to tell the truth to strangers. It's just that every now and then someone comes in and says "I love these things in my rear end. I got one stuck and I can't get it out, will you help me?" I respect that kind of honesty.

Zenaida
Nov 13, 2004
protip: Don't do a google image search for "Nothing comes between me and my harley" with safe search off.

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


Zenaida posted:

protip: Don't do a google image search for "Nothing comes between me and my harley" with safe search off.

Any text descriptions for those of us who are too stupid to listen to advice but currently at work so can't go searching for horrifying or disgusting nonsense?

Zenaida
Nov 13, 2004

Spiffness posted:

Any text descriptions for those of us who are too stupid to listen to advice but currently at work so can't go searching for horrifying or disgusting nonsense?

First result is a photo of a guy who was in a similar accident. He looks very :cthulhu:

Jolci
Mar 29, 2004
deliberate

4/20 NEVER FORGET posted:

A quite large dildo that is beyond the point of self-retrieval in the rectum and sigmoid of a patient.

These cases are more frequent than you might imagine. Many of these patients will state that "they fell on it" or use some accidental method of rectal penetration as an explanation for why they are in the ER. Some even go so far as to say things such as: "I was attacked by a group of men who did this to me". Nearly all of these types of cases are patients who were trying to achieve or enhance sexual gratification through anal and rectal stimulation. What I do appreciate, though, are the patients who are in this situation and just get brutally honest with you. "I was getting off on this thing in my rear end and it went too deep" It's not that I don't respect the people that make excuses. I can't even imagine the horrific embarrassment of having to go to the ER to have a "still vibrating" dildo removed from your rectum. Definitely a very personal thing, no matter who you are, and many would be too mortified to tell the truth to strangers. It's just that every now and then someone comes in and says "I love these things in my rear end. I got one stuck and I can't get it out, will you help me?" I respect that kind of honesty.

Worse, much much worse:

quote:

Pen is Mightier? by Surfactant.
Craniocaudal and lateral views of an unfortunate chap. This is the improper use of an expanding foam earplug. I'm not sure the directions for these specifically warn against placing one into your urethra, but I wouldn't recommend it.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/2270078008/in/set-72157601198404570/

ouch.

On a more related note, there's a fair amount of motorcycle injuries in there as well. I was definitely surprised by the foot crushing ones and how much gets hosed up there -- every bone looks mangled and out of place.

Jolci fucked around with this message at 03:55 on May 8, 2009

koollook124
Jan 15, 2008
I call it my big purple people eater
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=32980675&l=8f76b33a5d&id=28409065

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

koollook124 posted:

I call it my big purple people eater
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=32980675&l=8f76b33a5d&id=28409065

Haha, holy poo poo that bike looks straight out of the early 90s painting, but the design looks like a newer model. What year is it?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

koollook124 posted:

I call it my big purple people eater
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=32980675&l=8f76b33a5d&id=28409065

totally jealous of that paint

ranathari
May 26, 2006

by elpintogrande

Sepist posted:

I don't think I would be able to handle looking at the actual pictures, his friggen jawbone is broken in 2 spots :O

3. It's broken at both temporomandibular joints and the third fracture's in the midline. He probably landed on his jaw and the force drove it up into his skull, fracturing it at the point of impact (the midline) and the two weakest parts (the TMJs). He's got multiple le Fort fractures too.

It's not just a caution against no helmet, it's a caution against flip-front helmets when the front's not locked in place and it's a caution against horrible lovely helmets that skimp on the chinbar construction (I'm looking at you, Airoh).

Time for a classic!

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
this goes from what the gently caress were they thinking to so insane i can't help but think 'hell yes'

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

That ape hanger is so silly, even actual monkeys hanging from actual trees go "dude, that's just silly".

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker

ranathari posted:

It's not just a caution against no helmet, it's a caution against flip-front helmets when the front's not locked in place and it's a caution against horrible lovely helmets that skimp on the chinbar construction (I'm looking at you, Airoh).

I have an Airoh flipup. :(

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

ranathari posted:



Soft tail? Poser.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
What really made it for me was the wisconsin sign in the background.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

blugu64 posted:

What really made it for me was the wisconsin sign in the background.

I think it says Missouri

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




koollook124 posted:

I call it my big purple people eater
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=32980675&l=8f76b33a5d&id=28409065

RF900, right? Very nice, it looks like it just rolled off the assembly line.

koollook124
Jan 15, 2008

Jack the Smack posted:

Haha, holy poo poo that bike looks straight out of the early 90s painting, but the design looks like a newer model. What year is it?

It's a 95 RF900R and it's completely absurd in every way. I just bought it for 2900$ with 11k on it and I couldn't be more pleased. The paint is what caught my eye.

Silver
May 12, 2001

Suzuki lover number one!
Doooooooouch bag!

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=35947da6-74e6-45a4-8493-82250868552f

If you can read this...

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Holy poo poo what a loving rear end in a top hat.

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Silver posted:

Doooooooouch bag!

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=35947da6-74e6-45a4-8493-82250868552f

If you can read this...

I was hoping that girl would punch him.

aventari
Mar 20, 2001

I SWIFTLY PENETRATED YOUR MOMS MEAT TACO WHILE AGGRESSIVELY FONDLING THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR DADS HAIRY BALLSACK, THEN RIPPED HIS SAUSAGE OFF AND RAMMED IT INTO YOUR MOMS TAILPIPE. I JIZZED FURIOUSLY, DEEP IN YOUR MOMS MEATY BURGER WHILE THRUSTING A ANSA MUFFLER UP MY GREASY TAILHOLE
garage door opener

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-Bxifv2Pk

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

aventari posted:

garage door opener

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-Bxifv2Pk

I was like "why on earth would he rig it to the hor- ooohh ho ho."

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

I was like "if it's sound sensitive to that then any randomness could trigg- ooohh ho ho."

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
I was like hell yes a clapper thats aweso--- ooohh ho ho.

shaitan
Mar 8, 2004
g.d.m.f.s.o.b.

aventari posted:

garage door opener

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-Bxifv2Pk

That's comedy right there.

Bird-o-matic
Apr 19, 2007

its u, your the one, the rill dill
i look into ur eyes and i see

:ccb:
:ccb:
:ccb:
Pretty rad save by Hacking.

Trintintin
Jun 27, 2006

Bird-o-matic posted:

Pretty rad save by Hacking.

Jesus christ that was impressive. I remember seeing the original crash shown in the clip as well and it was insane how high hackings bike sent the other rider that slammed into him.

Edit: Here's the full first crash for those who live under a rock and haven't seen it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxx4yQdZGJQ

Trintintin fucked around with this message at 17:20 on May 10, 2009

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
Hang time indeed.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007



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Anyone know why Buell wouldn't use this as marketing in the US?

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
Barely know what I'm doing photographing motorsports events but it's a start:


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Next time around I'll have a better idea where to stand hopefully since a good 3/4 of my shots were busts from either being downwind of the dust or having fence or barriers in my way I didn't expect would get into my shots.

Skier
Apr 24, 2003

Fuck yeah.
Fan of Britches
S/TEP class in Hood River, Oregon. Shittons of fun.

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FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006




Series

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?


I don't understand either.

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Ola
Jul 19, 2004

blugu64 posted:


I don't understand either.

It helps prevent scary things like wheelies and cornering.

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