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Sorry, but as entertaining as this thread is, Okami needs a sequel. I love that game.
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Giovanni_Sinclair posted:am kinda glad that there's some people who still some Shenmue, one last game wouldn't hurt. And think about the amazing detail on the UFO toys Ryo could get at the arcades! PS: Sannin Musume.
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May 5, 2009 03:00
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Ayame has done nothing but blue-ball us this entire story. Let's see how she likes being on the receiving end of it for a change. Go with the theater girls. 
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May 5, 2009 18:32
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lishan1988 posted:Was thinking about how there may be an update today and then i saw something which I would forever want to unsee --> What the...? Who would create such a thing! *Sees URL* Oh.
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May 7, 2009 03:49
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I would definitely like to see both paths, but my vote has to go with Ayame.
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May 7, 2009 04:24
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It's not quite time yet, but I think I'm going to call the vote in favor of the Theater Girls- they've got twice the number of votes that Ayame got, after all (unless Ayame manages to get twelve or more votes within the next ten or so minutes...). Also, stop linking to pictures from NSFW image boards and hiding them behind emoticons (AND pointing at it with a giant arrow, just in case someone might miss the joke). It's making me seriously consider the suggestion that I close the thread between updates. And sure, it'd be a dick move, but it'd ALSO be a surefire way of getting this sort of stuff to not happen.
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May 7, 2009 04:55
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oh, boss, no more nsfw crap
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May 7, 2009 05:25
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lishan1988 posted:oh, boss, no more nsfw crap You didn't need it edit it out. Hellion already quoted you, so it's preserved for all of time. Still, yeah, closing the thread might be worth while. The only worry is that the not-too-terrible images are what we use to summon Spirit Armor when we go too long without updates and a closed thread would present the rituals.
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May 7, 2009 07:12
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Oooor we could admit that after all these months he's pretty much going to come back to it even if he does spend a little time away now and then. Never much cared for the "summoning ritual". Not trying to be a killjoy, but I never thought it was that funny. Even if it is Safe for Work, we probably don't need to do this silly gimmick.
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May 7, 2009 07:52
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:You didn't need it edit it out. Hellion already quoted you, so it's preserved for all of time. Well, I thought it was pretty amusing...provided we kept the  to when Spirit Armor is actually missing for several weeks. Otherwise it sorta gets in the way of the regular updates.
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May 7, 2009 08:22
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veekie posted:Well, I thought it was pretty amusing...provided we kept the I agree, fully. It can be kind of amusing the way it works out, but only when it's been a while. I have no issues with relatively normal art and the like, but the "Hidden Link Mind Rape" thing has reached that point where it could very easily just fall apart totally and become painful in non-entertaining ways. In fact, I think just that we have to discuss this suggests it's already there. Or we're bored. Maybe both.
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May 7, 2009 09:04
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:I agree, fully. It can be kind of amusing the way it works out, but only when it's been a while. I have no issues with relatively normal art and the like, but the "Hidden Link Mind Rape" thing has reached that point where it could very easily just fall apart totally and become painful in non-entertaining ways. Says something about us goons that we click on the hidden links every single time though. And then there'd be someone saying it's too tame. And someone who right-click-saves.
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May 7, 2009 18:44
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veekie posted:Says something about us goons that we click on the hidden links every single time though. And then there'd be someone saying it's too tame. And someone who right-click-saves. I think, as goons, we all feel we've already seen enough horrible things to be used to it. So the links are clicked in hopes of getting to do the "Oh that's nothing!" reaction and feel all big, while knowing that if it does end up being honestly horrifying they can justifiably fall back on the "OH GOD WHY!?" response as well. The people who save, though, are not really people in any true sense of the word.
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Luckily the link is 4chan and they purge fairly quickly so in a few days people reading through the archives are not going to know what the gently caress. 
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May 7, 2009 21:59
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I don't post here much but I think there is a link on the Internet now that might interest people reading this thread. It may not be this game. But it's happening.
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May 8, 2009 03:32
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That would be Sakura Taisen 5. My only guess as to why they would bring that over here as opposed to, say, the PS2 remake of 1 is that they picked up the license to port it on the cheap. I do not know whether to be happy this series is finally getting attention from a US company, or terribly disappointed in their choice of which game to bring over here.
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Okay, so they're releasing Sakura Wars V in English. The one that focuses on hilariously horrible Hollywood versions of America in general and New York in particular. Wait. WHAT!? They-- that-- I-I don't even ... So, anyway, I recorded the next part of the game. Parsing it might be a little longer than I anticipated (since I forgot that the Theater Girls route itself has YET ANOTHER PATH SPLIT), but it's comin'.
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May 8, 2009 04:53
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Spirit Armor posted:Okay, so they're releasing Sakura Wars V in English. For those of you unfamiliar with the fifth game, it's kind of like this:  Click here for the full 960x720 image.
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Schadenfraulein posted:For those of you unfamiliar with the fifth game, it's kind of like this: OH GOD WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
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May 8, 2009 06:36
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I had no idea there was a Wii version. I suppose it's not too hard to convert PS2->Wii though.
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May 8, 2009 06:38
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Slaan posted:OH GOD WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? Because you can do anything...IN AMERICA!  Click here for the full 640x448 image.  Are these supposed to be black people? ...really?  Click here for the full 768x432 image. America, as envisioned by a little Mexican girl with a ravenous appetite, as envisioned by a team of Japanese game designers.  Click here for the full 768x432 image. LOLOW  Click here for the full 768x432 image. Gee, American girls sure have strange hobbies.  Click here for the full 768x432 image. That it is.  Click here for the full 768x432 image.
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May 8, 2009 09:09
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... I dunno. Can it really beat a surfer cowboy football player boxing Gundam for being American?
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May 8, 2009 14:07
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Now I have to get a Wii. :|
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May 8, 2009 14:13
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TheGreenAvenger posted:Now I have to get a Wii. :| It's coming out on the PS2 as well. Normally I'd complain about the Wii getting a lazy port, but I'm too excited about one coming to the US to care. 
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 YES. I will buy that so hard then.
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Oh sweet mother of god I've made it. I don't even remember how or why I found myself reading the OP, but it's nine days later, I'm paralysed down one side, I have a beard and a squint but I did it. I read the thread. Just need to decide if I vote 5 for the sheer awesome or 1 for the sheer WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT of choosing someone who isn't Kanna. Edit: I'm bored now.
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Warcabbit posted:... I dunno. Can it really beat a surfer cowboy football player boxing Gundam for being American? It certainly can't beat a showboating President in a giant robot that shoots homing footballs and cryogenic rocket sharks.
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Schadenfraulein posted:
Wow, I think I may have finally found a (non-hentai) game with innuendo worse than Ar Tonelico 2.
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Man, I just read every page of this thread from 1 to 89, then had to stop out of anguish for what happened to Sumire.  GUYS, MARIA IS UNINTERESTING AND KANNA IS A DUDE. Kohran is pretty cool, but SUMIRE IS BETTER SERIOUSLY GAWD....although I did really like that "How do you solve a problem like Maria" song somebody posted a while back.
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loquacius posted:Man, I just read every page of this thread from 1 to 89, then had to stop out of anguish for what happened to Sumire. You watch your mouth about Kanna .
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Classtoise posted:You watch your mouth about Kanna This. We don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly to Kanna-kind around these parts.
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May 8, 2009 20:36
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Kanna is a guy. Kanna is a guy. Kanna is a guy! Kohran is hot. Kohran is sexy. Kohran is nerdy. Kohran has a death ray
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May 8, 2009 20:56
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Slaan posted:Kohran has a death ray So does Kanna. HER FIST!
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May 8, 2009 20:59
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Slaan posted:Kanna is a guy. Kanna is a guy. Kanna is a guy!  What part of this is a guy?
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The Kanna part.
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I've heard a bit about Sakura Wars 5. Knowing the usual anime take on Americans and judging how crazy this game has been, how surreal of a ride are we looking at here?
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loquacius posted:...although I did really like that "How do you solve a problem like Maria" song somebody posted a while back. That would be me. ... 
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So has any date have been announced for 5 and how many of us are going to order this online?
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:So does Kanna. Don't forget her feet!
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