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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kurten posted:

This guy must be high, most likely on home trailer-made meth.

Edit: its tough trying to think of worse domestic car for 1971. Besides vega/gremlin/pinto this is about it, and $17k, lol

Honestly, the guy would be lucky (damned lucky) to get anything north of 5k for the thing.

A Maverick isn't the kind of car you restore and take to Barret Jackson, it's the kind of car you fix up and people ask "Why the gently caress didn't you buy a Mustang?"

I would know. I am fortunate enough (read: dumb as poo poo) to own one.

Edit: Though it is fun when people call it a Mustang. I don't know whether to hit them, hug them, or laugh at them.

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
My dad spent his formative years driving a Maverick, and now his dream car is a yellow 2003-04 V6 Mustang convertible. I suspect most people looking for a Maverick would be people like him who used to own one. He also had a Fiesta, though, and I don't remember him ever reminiscing about that car.

On topic, I don't need to know about image resizing programs. I've got a Nova.

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Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 15:11 on May 12, 2009

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Don't see these up for sale every day.



Dreaming of a concorde? Have I got the car for you! :v:


glyph fucked around with this message at 16:26 on May 12, 2009

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe
So... this (from the paki srt4) has been bugging me. What does this mean?


"panty dropper party puddle lights"


Is that like underbody lighting?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

sirbeefalot posted:

Is that like underbody lighting?
Yeah, puddle lights are neon lights that go under your side skirts. They are the ugliest things on the planet and any girl that drops her panties for one probably has a little underbody glow of her own.

stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


Seat Safety Switch posted:

Yeah, puddle lights are neon lights that go under your side skirts. They are the ugliest things on the planet and any girl that drops her panties for one probably has a little underbody glow of her own.

Well said goon sir :golfclap:

The Third Man
Nov 5, 2005

I know how much you like ponies so I got you a ponies avatar bro

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Yeah, puddle lights are neon lights that go under your side skirts. They are the ugliest things on the planet and any girl that drops her panties for one probably has a little underbody glow of her own.

...well played

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

This thing is in great shape for being 56 years old.

Wandering Idiot
Jul 22, 2003

by Ozma
Nashville craigslist is no where near as redneck as one would suspect. Delusional prices, yes. Also, Nolensville road is in what's called "little mexico". Anyone buying anything in that part of town is getting blatantly robbed and are fairly poor already. See also: Dickerson Rd.

Kurten
May 28, 2001

100% less banned. 50% more sober. 0% less bitter. NOW WITH LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE!
Phoenix :ese:


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I admit I would probably drive this. :(

slaphappynickname
Sep 13, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post
http://palmsprings.craigslist.org/cto/1167994003.html

Never Raced!
New engine!
modzzz!
No test drives!
I don't have to sell!
I'm an rear end in a top hat!

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Doctor Zero posted:

This thing is in great shape for being 56 years old.



Man, Mazda's design department was waaay ahead of the curve.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Kurten posted:

Phoenix :ese:


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I admit I would probably drive this. :(

Probably? gently caress that, I'd drive it proudly forever.

Tongsy
Aug 22, 2007

Doctor Zero posted:

This thing is in great shape for being 56 years old.



It must have been recently restored :smug:

kuffs
Mar 29, 2007

Projectile Dysfunction

slaphappynickname posted:

http://palmsprings.craigslist.org/cto/1167994003.html

Never Raced!
New engine!
modzzz!
No test drives!
I don't have to sell!
I'm an rear end in a top hat!

craigslist posted:

I am looking to sell my 2006 Subaru STi. Currently has 57,900k Miles. This is not your standard beat to hell import.

Jesus loving christ.

san_dingo
May 31, 2004

I thought it was fast at the time.

COUGH 71hp COUGH
I need to sell this car for $$$ to get to TX so I can have some help watching my son so he doesn't pee on the keyboard anymore...

http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/1168186667.html


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san_dingo fucked around with this message at 05:11 on May 13, 2009

City17
Dec 3, 2006

I want this in my garage because it looks so safe.

I know it probably mounts in the ceiling or something, but it just struck me as hilarious.




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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Nevermind. Misread.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

san_dingo posted:

I need to sell this car for $$$ to get to TX so I can have some help watching my son so he doesn't pee on the keyboard anymore...

http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/1168186667.html


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Is the bottom-right pic a burnout?

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Nocheez posted:

Is the bottom-right pic a burnout?

Looks like someone is smoking while taking pics.

nanodroogie
Apr 27, 2006

The Fritos are antiquated.
vw bus roadster - $15000
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/1158459964.html


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DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003


I'll bet it's fun to ride/drive, but it still feels wrong. Here's the ebay auction.

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Bob Log
May 19, 2004

Hey, It's Bob Log

slaphappynickname posted:

http://palmsprings.craigslist.org/cto/1167994003.html

Never Raced!
New engine!
modzzz!
No test drives!
I don't have to sell!
I'm an rear end in a top hat!

I grew up in Palm Desert so I couldn't help but click this ad, I probably went to high school with this guy :|

quote:

Cost of engine alone was 7K!!!

I'm in the process of building a new V7 STI engine and it didn't even cost me 7k... (Only 4.7 with forged pistons including labor to remove old engine/install) So it sounds like this car has been completely destroyed and rebuilt or he got scammed by someone who overcharged the gently caress outta him.

TurboLuvah
Jul 24, 2004

Scientifically proven to be more fuel efficient than hybrids!

"[ELP posted:

"]
I grew up in Palm Desert so I couldn't help but click this ad, I probably went to high school with this guy :|


I'm in the process of building a new V7 STI engine and it didn't even cost me 7k... (Only 4.7 with forged pistons including labor to remove old engine/install) So it sounds like this car has been completely destroyed and rebuilt or he got scammed by someone who overcharged the gently caress outta him.

Yeah, that someone was a Subaru dealership.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Professor Bling posted:

Honestly, the guy would be lucky (damned lucky) to get anything north of 5k for the thing.

A Maverick isn't the kind of car you restore and take to Barret Jackson, it's the kind of car you fix up and people ask "Why the gently caress didn't you buy a Mustang?"

I would know. I am fortunate enough (read: dumb as poo poo) to own one.

Edit: Though it is fun when people call it a Mustang. I don't know whether to hit them, hug them, or laugh at them.

My first car was a 74 Maverick I bought for like 1000 dollars. I had to replace the waterpump and get the radiator rewelded after the cooling system exploded while I was driving down the street.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

slaphappynickname posted:

http://palmsprings.craigslist.org/cto/1167994003.html

Never Raced!
New engine!
modzzz!
No test drives!
I don't have to sell!
I'm an rear end in a top hat!

craigslist posted:

I am looking to sell my 2006 Subaru STi. Currently has 57,900k Miles. This is not your standard beat to hell import. Garage kept, never raced. Entirly new engine, including turbo installed by Subaru at 57,000K miles so this car is basically new. Cost of engine alone was 7K!!! Lo-jack, tinted windows, fulI HKS Exhaust, Greddy Turbo timer, HKS Intake and more. I will e-mail pictures to serious buyers only. No test drives. I don't have to sell so don't even attempt to low-ball.

Holy poo poo ... tinted windows

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
So, this guy added these expensive performance parts and had the engine replaced, but for no reason, as he's never raced it... right.

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001
BEHOLD THE PHANFIER!
Clearly, the guy is ESL, but that is largely besides the point

Here are the things I like about this ad:
1) He wants $1K more than the car as worth
2) He misspells the name "Pathfinder"
3) He misspells it again, a different way, in the ad
4) That is not even the spanish translation of "Pathfinder"
4) He has PICTURE with the name of the truck RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM
http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1169924393.html

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Tai-Pan fucked around with this message at 06:38 on May 14, 2009

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Armacham posted:

My first car was a 74 Maverick I bought for like 1000 dollars. I had to replace the waterpump and get the radiator rewelded after the cooling system exploded while I was driving down the street.

That's exactly what happened to mine, actually (bought for $1000 and all).

Which is why I'm pawning mine off on a 16 year old wanting a first car, so he too can go through a cooling system rebuild on a $1000 car.

Hey, I'm coming out even.

Taaaaaaarb!
Nov 17, 2008

Electric Space Famicon

DropShadow posted:

I'll bet it's fun to ride/drive, but it still feels wrong. Here's the ebay auction.

Crosspost these in the hot car chick/AIest images thread NOW!

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

DropShadow posted:

I'll bet it's fun to ride/drive, but it still feels wrong. Here's the ebay auction.

Does the woman come with the car?

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcy/1170199179.html


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:psyduck:

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

"Prototype" just sounds so :science:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1170337673.html

Can't say I agree that the 80's GM sedans are going to be the next generation of hot rods, but what do I know?


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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1170325364.html

More Mavericks for big cash?


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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1170026926.html

Although I might even consider this Monaco, it looks pretty sweet for a 70's Dodge.


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Wow that bike is really :italy:

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Sir Tonk posted:

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1170337673.html

Can't say I agree that the 80's GM sedans are going to be the next generation of hot rods, but what do I know?


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Sedans have 4 doors. :ssh:

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

Sir Tonk posted:

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1170337673.html

Can't say I agree that the 80's GM sedans are going to be the next generation of hot rods, but what do I know?


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Arent they this current generation's hot rods? Tons of rednecks race them and I see at least one at the track every time I go.

MrSaturn
Sep 8, 2004

Go ahead, laugh. They all laugh at first...

Doctor Zero posted:

Sedans have 4 doors. :ssh:

Not quite. :ssh:

edit: for proof, see this

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

MrSaturn posted:

Not quite. :ssh:

edit: for proof, see this


Huh. Well color me edumacted.

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

MrSaturn posted:

Not quite. :ssh:


Wow, I did not know that.

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1125091651.html


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I just searched for "shitbox" to see what came up and I got this.

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