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Back in the late 90s/early 00's, back when we were all on dialup, and members of my family received stuff on floppy disks, there was one video of a pensioner drinking tea, and asking for donations for a site called 'OAPenis.com'. Does anyone here have this video anywhere?
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May 7, 2009 00:45
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LL_Ghoul_J posted:It's called "The enigma of Amigara fault" by Junji Ito Thanks so much for that!
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May 11, 2009 06:09
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Back around 2001 or 2002 there was a series of three flash cartoons up on the BBC website titled "Bird on a Wire" that I have tried many times to find but have not been able to locate. The basic premise is not that original (birds sitting on a phone line acting out the conversations people are having on the phone) but the execution was brilliant. There was one episode about a guy calling a pet shop looking for a cannon and an octopus and a cape that said "the amazing flying octopus" on it. There was a second episode called "who wants to be a milliner" making fund of Millionaire. I don't remember what the third episode was about. Is there anyone here that can find a playable copy of these cartoons? edit: the cartoons appear to be by this studio: http://bouldermedia.tv/index.html. I tried emailing them about 2 years ago asking where to find the cartoons but never heard back from them 
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May 11, 2009 06:43
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I remember seeing this porn where some black dude with a giant fake penis was screwing this girl, and just before he was about to ejaculate on her face with his fake penis, someone off camera suddenly reaches in and hands the girl a doughnut and says "Here, have a doughnut!" and then she gets covered in fake jizz. It was the most random loving thing I had ever seen and I've been wanting to find it for some time now.
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May 12, 2009 05:08
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Teabiscuit posted:Anyone remember that huge wall of text about a guy who was a furry and went to a furry con to get laid but ended up watching some bear gently caress his girl while a weasel gave him a lackluster handjob ? Found it: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1612994
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May 12, 2009 06:02
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I remember a long time ago, when Space Ghost: Coast to Coast was on the air, there was a tv commercial with a song. It went something like "Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Brak's back, barnyard animals..." or something similar. Can someone please help me find it? This has been niggling me for YEARS.
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May 12, 2009 06:03
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Repost from the Creepy Goons thread: Fuuuuck, I just remembered that the first thread I ever read on SA was an e/n by a guy who related the most awesome creepy stalker story ever. Basically he was in love with this chick but she had zero interest in him, so one time when he did tech support for her he installed a keylogger on her computer to stalk her IMs and emails. Later he wanted to upgrade his creepyness, so after he got randomly invited to her place during a party, he installed a webcam app to spy on her. He got found out, and then I never got to read the end of the thread! I have no idea if it was true or not, but I'd love to find that thing again.
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May 12, 2009 06:41
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Jon Leibowitz posted:Found it: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1612994 I can't loving believe I read the whole thing. To paraphrase someone on the first page, it's like a train wreck - you just can't tear your eyes away.
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May 12, 2009 07:00
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A few years ago there was an SA post generator that was used for a goldmined thread. You gave it a username, avatar, and text, and it generated a fake post using the SA template. I can't find the thread or the generator. Does anyone still have the link to either?
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May 12, 2009 19:34
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HonorableTB posted:I remember a long time ago, when Space Ghost: Coast to Coast was on the air, there was a tv commercial with a song. It went something like "Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Brak's back, barnyard animals..." or something similar. Can someone please help me find it? This has been niggling me for YEARS. I think that's the song "Smells Like Cartoon Planet", available on the Space Ghost Musical BBQ CD.
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May 13, 2009 07:28
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Abugadu posted:I think that's the song "Smells Like Cartoon Planet", available on the Space Ghost Musical BBQ CD. You...are my eternal hero. You've solved over 9 years of mystery in one post. Thank you.
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May 13, 2009 20:34
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There was a flash movie on word.com back in the late 1990's/early 2000's that featured Snowden and Frea (or something like that) and it is probably the best short flash movie I've ever seen. Anyone remember it?
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May 13, 2009 20:44
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If anyone knows where to find that "Tippy Turtle" cartoon from SNL about 20 some-odd years ago, that'd be rad.
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May 14, 2009 00:21
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I've been looking for this one picture on the internet for ages. It's a picture of a bunch of Saddam Hussein body-doubles riding on a motorboat and having a grand time. I have no idea if the picture was real or a shop, but I saw it right here on these internets.
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May 14, 2009 00:37
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Does anybody know the video called Hillbilly Music or something like that where there are two men, one of them slapping his knees and the other making fart noises with his hands and making weird humming noises with his mouth? I've been searching for ages to no avail.
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May 14, 2009 00:44
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adisca posted:I've been looking for this one picture on the internet for ages. That sounds like something from Arrested Development, season 3. Maybe someone has some screencaps.
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May 14, 2009 06:26
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platero posted:That sounds like something from Arrested Development, season 3. Maybe someone has some screencaps. Oh really? I could've sworn I first saw this WAY before that show was around. I have that season on DVD though (haven't watched it yet, still on 2). Do you know which episode it could be?
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May 14, 2009 14:56
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This is obviously a  request, though the link isnt nws anymoreYears ago rotten.com ran a spinoff site called "gently caress of the Month." Though the address where it used to reside is still there, it was apparently censored during the bush administration because they couldn't provide explicit documentation that all of the participants in the random sex acts featured here were 18. In particular there is one picture I'd like to find. It featured a small asian looking man demonstrating some crazy kama-sutra-esque position, where the woman's hindquarters were stuck vertically into the air and he was balancing with his arms and legs extended in the air while penetrating her. Like superman. Make me proud, goons. poverty goat fucked around with this message at 21:11 on May 14, 2009 |
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May 14, 2009 20:54
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Like superman. This video ( ) looks pretty close, but the guy has his hands down on the bed. (I found it from the first page of GIS results for 'superman sex position'.)
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May 14, 2009 21:47
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I'm looking for that thread where someone posted a story they had written as a kid. Actually, it was a novel he wrote when he was 11 or so? There were a TON of explosions, and I think I remember a jeep blowing up? I'd love to read that again.
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May 15, 2009 02:21
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gggiiimmmppp posted:In particular there is one picture I'd like to find. It featured a small asian looking man demonstrating some crazy kama-sutra-esque position, where the woman's hindquarters were stuck vertically into the air and he was balancing with his arms and legs extended in the air while penetrating her. Like superman. I shouldn't know this, but that's almost certainly Mickey Yanai . They have your rotten.com pic, complete with watermark."he is not so famous in Japan. This is the proof that he is great." "Micky Yanai He is already old age. He is afraid that suddenly he cannot do Helicopter gently caress. Please give him oppotunity for Helicopter gently caress. But don’t forget, he is not gay. he need only woman for helicopter gently caress."
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May 15, 2009 02:22
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Mystery Steve posted:Does anybody know who did a terrifying cover/edit of the Bee Gees song Words? they've made it sound incredibly creepy gibb sounds as though he's crying on it? Bumping for this, I've tried just about every keyword related search to find this artist, he's done frightening edits of Bee Gees - words, Robbie Williams - Angels, Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger. Anybody?
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May 18, 2009 14:26
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There's probably a few of these on the go, but I'm looking for a site that was basically one big puzzle you had to solve. Once you discovered the "trick" on one page you'd get linked to another one. One was a blank screen and you had to highlight everything to see the link, or use some other trick to discover it, and it got harder and harder to progress the more obscure the hints became. Anyone remember the name of this?
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May 18, 2009 15:01
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Dabby posted:There's probably a few of these on the go, but I'm looking for a site that was basically one big puzzle you had to solve. Once you discovered the "trick" on one page you'd get linked to another one. One was a blank screen and you had to highlight everything to see the link, or use some other trick to discover it, and it got harder and harder to progress the more obscure the hints became. There are loads like this; this is a good one.
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May 18, 2009 15:08
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Dabby posted:There's probably a few of these on the go, but I'm looking for a site that was basically one big puzzle you had to solve. Once you discovered the "trick" on one page you'd get linked to another one. One was a blank screen and you had to highlight everything to see the link, or use some other trick to discover it, and it got harder and harder to progress the more obscure the hints became. Starno beat me to it, but here's another one for the Python-minded: http://www.pythonchallenge.com/.
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May 18, 2009 16:14
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A few years ago, my brother and I scoured purevolume and mp3.com for the worst musical efforts. The clear winner was a band called mailbomb, with a song called "Hey Mom, Nice Tits", which was a total day-ruiner of a song. I'd love to find that nightmare again.
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May 19, 2009 02:27
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Nobody will find this, much less know what I am talking about. I have requested it in similar threads multiple times since I joined SA. There is a picture of a gathering of people around a giant Tinker Toy piece, and they are all worshiping the toy. Some people have Tinker Toy tattoos or a Tinker Toy shape shaved into their hair. I saw it around 1999 or so. Does anyone even remember this, or did I dream it?
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May 19, 2009 03:17
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Mystery Steve posted:Bumping for this, I've tried just about every keyword related search to find this artist, he's done frightening edits of Bee Gees - words, Robbie Williams - Angels, Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger. I'd like to see these too. I used to have "Words" in my favorites but it's not there anymore.
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May 19, 2009 05:23
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Two things: 1) A youtube consisting of low quality stills from Star Trek, set to music, and dialogue as though the crew of the Enterprise are posters from FYAD. I remember at one point GBS hails the ship, leading to Picard (who may or may not be smoking a blunt at the time) say "oh poo poo its gbs." 2) Old, old flash cartoon, possibly from 2003, of two black guys sitting around the house and eventually driving off and rapping in a car. In the beginning they were watching a show that was like a Blaxploitation of Star Trek. Did anyone else see this?
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May 19, 2009 08:16
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I remember a few years ago there was a page (think it was on YTMND) with what sounded like a disney song or something overdubbed with "Snape killed Snape killed Dum dadum dum dumbledore" etc. There are so many Snape/Dumbledore things on YTMND that it's impossible to find 8(
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May 19, 2009 09:34
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Western Backstroke posted:1) A youtube consisting of low quality stills from Star Trek, set to music, and dialogue as though the crew of the Enterprise are posters from FYAD. I remember at one point GBS hails the ship, leading to Picard (who may or may not be smoking a blunt at the time) say "oh poo poo its gbs." There were a bunch of FYAD/Goonfleet flags along these lines (most by DocEvil I think), this is not exhaustive:         edit: Is this the movie in question? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo curious fucked around with this message at 11:14 on May 19, 2009 |
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May 19, 2009 11:08
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There was a collection of songs I downloaded as a zip in... ooh, probably about 2002. There are three things I remember about the collection: 1) It was the first time I had heard 'Jesus Ranch' by Tenacious D 2) One of the tracks was live and by a band who introduced themselves as 'The Birthday Boys' 3) One of the other tracks was very short (about 1:30) and had the last line 'and I want to see a shemale loving' If anyone can shed any light on the collection or either of the two songs I'd be very grateful. Real shot in the dark, this one.
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May 19, 2009 11:56
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I'm looking for a picture of a private message, that explains some guy's very strict standards when it comes to girls, and then in the bottom right corner there is a picture of a really nerdy greasy guy. There's also another variation of the picture, where you actually see the guy sitting in his room, explaining his standards in a speech-bubble. Anybody who can help me out?
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May 19, 2009 13:27
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let it go dude, hail satan
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Rambowjo posted:I'm looking for a picture of a private message, that explains some guy's very strict standards when it comes to girls, and then in the bottom right corner there is a picture of a really nerdy greasy guy. 
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May 19, 2009 15:13
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OK goons, I've got another challenge for you. Ages ago in a TCC youtube thread I saw a trippy animation. It was foreign, in Spanish if I remember correctly, and it was about two kids who got a knife or something and went around slicing animals open and jewels would pour out of them, but then at the end the jewels turned to bugs or something and I guess they learned their lesson about stabbing helpless animals and stealing their jewels. I remember I had it bookmarked but it was pulled for copyright reasons or something after a couple of weeks.
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May 20, 2009 05:31
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I must have seen this video maybe 5-6 years ago, it was at least before YouTube. Basically, it was this independent short film (only a few minutes). It started off with a class, group or team being taught how to play a basketball game (or some sort of game involving a basketball). The instructor was droning on and on about the specifics about how to handle the ball while the players sat in a circle bored out of their minds. A couple of them begin miming killing themselves to each other to express their boredom. One of them points his finger to his head like a gun and "pulls" the trigger and...he actually shoots himself dead as if it were a real gun complete with blood spatter. The entire video then descends into completely mindless violence as the various players engage in a shoot-out with each other.. I can't remember how it ends, but the shift in tone was VERY abrupt.
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May 20, 2009 06:10
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There was a comic, probably made here, that depicted Garfield as a sphere with giant eyes, mouth, and a tail. He was talking to John, and the last frame was him saying "I... I hate your guts!" I've not been able to find it in over a year. Anyone have it on their HD?
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May 20, 2009 06:13
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Ages ago in a TCC youtube thread I saw a trippy animation. It was foreign, in Spanish if I remember correctly, and it was about two kids who got a knife or something and went around slicing animals open and jewels would pour out of them, but then at the end the jewels turned to bugs or something and I guess they learned their lesson about stabbing helpless animals and stealing their jewels. This is "Rabbit" by Run Wrake. It's all over the internet, one place is here. edit: Better link at Atom. curious fucked around with this message at 09:16 on May 20, 2009 |
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May 20, 2009 06:39
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Dr. Video Games 0055 posted:Basically, it was this independent short film (only a few minutes). It started off with a class, group or team being taught how to play a basketball game (or some sort of game involving a basketball). The instructor was droning on and on about the specifics about how to handle the ball while the players sat in a circle bored out of their minds. A couple of them begin miming killing themselves to each other to express their boredom. One of them points his finger to his head like a gun and "pulls" the trigger and...he actually shoots himself dead as if it were a real gun complete with blood spatter. The entire video then descends into completely mindless violence as the various players engage in a shoot-out with each other.. I can't remember how it ends, but the shift in tone was VERY abrupt. Aw yeah, I remember this. They were some drama student group or something, did a few other videos, although none as insane as that one. I vaguely remember one where suddenly a guy and girl stood up and started singing a love duet with each other in a random class... I might be mixing them up with someone else though. To elaborate on what happens so someone else might know it: The kids are in a gym sitting on the floor listening to a teacher drone on. They jokingly make guns with their fingers and pretend to shoot themselves/each other. Then suddenly one of the 'guns' goes off with a loud bang and a kid dies, blood goes everywhere. The kids scream, the teacher then whips out his own pretend gun-hand and screams at the kids to freeze. Other kids pull out gun-hands, it slowly descends into utter carnage with a ton of awesome action movie cliches. It's maybe 10 minutes or something. Sorry, I didn't really think it needed spoilers but didn't want to break the trend. Corridor fucked around with this message at 08:35 on May 20, 2009 |
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May 20, 2009 08:24
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davo posted:Does anyone remember a "webcomic" called Horsey and Socko? I vaguely remember it from sometime before 2000, and the only reference I can find to it is someone's diary entry here http://apatheticq.diaryland.com/ain.html but it only has a broken image. You'll all be glad to know I found it - http://www.horseycircus.com/
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