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Comfy Chairs
May 21, 2005

by Ralp

Sanford posted:

There was a collection of songs I downloaded as a zip in... ooh, probably about 2002. There are three things I remember about the collection:

1) It was the first time I had heard 'Jesus Ranch' by Tenacious D
2) One of the tracks was live and by a band who introduced themselves as 'The Birthday Boys'
3) One of the other tracks was very short (about 1:30) and had the last line 'and I want to see a shemale loving'

If anyone can shed any light on the collection or either of the two songs I'd be very grateful. Real shot in the dark, this one.

No idea on the collection, but 3 sounds like Spank Bank by Goldfinger, from their Open Your Eyes album.

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Eventh
Sep 22, 2004

I may ravage and plunder, but my knickers were bought from Victoria's Secret.
A few years ago someone posted a horror short film about a man redecorating his house. It went something like this: Guy redecorates old house in the middle of nowhere, night falls and everything outside the house turns into a black void.

The film apparently won an award.

Mystery Steve
Nov 9, 2006
Fun Shoe

Eventh posted:

A few years ago someone posted a horror short film about a man redecorating his house. It went something like this: Guy redecorates old house in the middle of nowhere, night falls and everything outside the house turns into a black void.

The film apparently won an award.

I can't remember the name of it but I know what your talking about, he installs some antique porch doors to a dining room and goes outside to inspect them, when he retuns to the inside of the room, everything outside the porch doors is in total darkness despite being in the middle of a hot summers day, he eventually gets chased by something demonic.

I believe it may be austrailian.

PepperSinclaire
Jan 21, 2007

But everyone's doooing it!
Everyone looking for the freaky version of Words by the Bee Gees (I can't be bothered to quote you all), look over here.

Mystery Steve
Nov 9, 2006
Fun Shoe

PepperSinclaire posted:

Everyone looking for the freaky version of Words by the Bee Gees (I can't be bothered to quote you all), look over here.

Thank you so much I've been after these for ages. Stoked.

Mystery Steve fucked around with this message at 22:09 on May 23, 2009

PepperSinclaire
Jan 21, 2007

But everyone's doooing it!

Mystery Steve posted:

Thank you so much I've been after these for ages. Stoked.

No worries! Seems there's a whole bunch of them.

Wheeler W Wetherby
Sep 30, 2004

  • Has an O-level in camel-hygiene
  • Can count up to 4
I'm looking for the final episode of Brawny Academy, which was a web reality series Brawny paper towels did as an advertisement a few years ago. This poo poo is hilarious, but it seems like only seven episodes exist any more. Please help, I need closure!

BullChicken
Jun 1, 2000

Gary, me need sex now inside please

Eventh posted:

A few years ago someone posted a horror short film about a man redecorating his house. It went something like this: Guy redecorates old house in the middle of nowhere, night falls and everything outside the house turns into a black void.

The film apparently won an award.

Was a short film from New Zealand called The French Doors. Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhXXeEzwYRQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EFk8wiDCZ8

BullChicken fucked around with this message at 09:42 on May 24, 2009

Eventh
Sep 22, 2004

I may ravage and plunder, but my knickers were bought from Victoria's Secret.
Yes! Thank you! It's been driving me mad being unable to find it. :hfive:

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






I saw a video a while back of David Cross being interviewed on Carson Daly's show and he brought along Michael Cera and that girl that played Maeby. I've tried to show it to friends a few times but I cannot find it anywhere, even the official site. All i can find is forums posts linking to a dead copy (google should fuckin' do something about this jesus christ it happens with everything)

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Luigi Thirty posted:

A few years ago there was an SA post generator that was used for a goldmined thread. You gave it a username, avatar, and text, and it generated a fake post using the SA template. I can't find the thread or the generator. Does anyone still have the link to either?
Here you go:
http://www.mahnkiman.com/sa/cttemplate.html


I'm looking for a flash loop; the image is the scene from 28 Weeks Later where they go heavy metal on a field full of zombies with a helicopter (rotors choppin heads off and poo poo), and the music is Rosa Helikopter by Peaches.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Buml0r posted:

It was a bright and celebratory fanfare, with a sort of chip music sound to it, and it ended with a man bellowing "INTERNET!" in a happy voice.

Can anyone help me hear it again and explain why it played?
I couldn't tell you its history, but here's the file.

Technowrite posted:

Is anyone hosting the old FYAD FYAD LOL flash files? The old host is gone and they used to make me laugh pretty hard.
Archive.org has most of them, but I can't find the aforementioned Corsair Song. Episodes 11 and 12 are the same, so I'm not sure which one is missing.

Here's what I could find.

DementedMax
Nov 30, 2005
I keeps tabs on my websites
As much as I ignore the Newgrounds Clock videos, there was like Bass-clock penetrating fruit-clock-so-in-so or something with its headstock from behind. I hated the entire video but that one sequence made me die of laughter.

What the heck video is it, and where can I find it?

Pulled Pork Taco
Mar 27, 2008
I'm looking for a sound file I used to play on IRC a long time ago.

It was called hellfire.wav and it simulated a missile being launched, going through one speaker to the other and exploding.

It was a favourite as you could wake people up if they were silly enough to have left their speakers on.

That was um, three PCs and 10 years ago. Anyone still have it?

RussianBear
Sep 14, 2003

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
Does anyone have a complete version of Shaun Dog's House? The archived version here doesn't have the music or falling text.

TheElectronicOne
Oct 17, 2007
Are you the fullfiller?

FronzelNeekburm posted:

I couldn't tell you its history, but here's the file.

I think Lowtax made that. It used to be hosted on SA.com, which is 99% stuff made by SA writers.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I'm looking for a video of a black guy filming himself going to an NBA game with courtside seats. It's not old and I think he's kind of youtube famous, but I forgot his name and can't find the video. That's not much of a description, but I think someone will know what I'm talking about.

davebees
Feb 18, 2009

NotWearingPants posted:

I'm looking for a video of a black guy filming himself going to an NBA game with courtside seats. It's not old and I think he's kind of youtube famous, but I forgot his name and can't find the video. That's not much of a description, but I think someone will know what I'm talking about.

Mr. Chi-City

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

Going to post this again but......does anyone have the audio files that used to be available from the OP in this thread??? It's the technobabble tech support thread where the OP gets a call from some psycho saying "well hang on now this is full tilt boogie!"

If anyone has them I will poo poo rainbows. I would gladly buy someone plat if they could hook this up.

EDIT: Changed the reward to plat. I figure since I have been asking for this for awhile it is hard to find and deserves a better reward. If someone can go through the trouble that doesn't have plat or archives I would be happy to buy either.

ApexAftermath fucked around with this message at 04:21 on May 31, 2009

Wrath of Mordark
Jul 25, 2006

Foster liked his brand new wand!
Fun Shoe
I remember sometime last year, in some thread, someone pointed out that some section in some prog-metal band's song sounded like the keyboard riff to Chocolate Rain.
Anyone remember the name of the band, the song or anything like that?

I think the goon had even pointed it out the the band themselves.

Key Grip
Jun 22, 2003

Back by popular demand!!

Tommy Callahan posted:

A couple of years back I saw this video of some guy going to a comic, or anime convention and basically asking people what they were dressed up as, and then making retarded and horrified faces to the camera as they answered.

It sounds like poo poo but it was loving hilarious. Ive been looking all over the net for that video and if anyone finds it you shall be my new god.


Sounds like some of the videos Todd Roy made while promoting Kwoon at various conventions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9x_ddD-uU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1boHREGBfhw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aCcQkTwOic <--- Dude at the beginning of this one is so cringe worthy and pathetic.

HATE TROLL TIM
Dec 14, 2006

ApexAftermath posted:

Going to post this again but......does anyone have the audio files that used to be available from the OP in this thread??? It's the technobabble tech support thread where the OP gets a call from some psycho saying "well hang on now this is full tilt boogie!"

If anyone has them I will poo poo rainbows. I would gladly buy someone plat if they could hook this up.

EDIT: Changed the reward to plat. I figure since I have been asking for this for awhile it is hard to find and deserves a better reward. If someone can go through the trouble that doesn't have plat or archives I would be happy to buy either.

1, 2 and 3.

I've already got a fully upgraded account, but curious is the goon who pointed me to your post, so he should get the reward (if he wants it).

curious
Mar 14, 2007

"Hey, I got one of my paperwork guys complaining about DEMON PILES."

timb posted:

I've already got a fully upgraded account, but curious is the goon who pointed me to your post, so he should get the reward (if he wants it).

I'm also fully upgraded, so no need. My reward is being able to hear the technobabble mp3s! Thanks timb!

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

timb posted:

I've already got a fully upgraded account, but curious is the goon who pointed me to your post, so he should get the reward (if he wants it).

curious posted:

I'm also fully upgraded, so no need. My reward is being able to hear the technobabble mp3s! Thanks timb!

Holy poo poo thank you guys! These are hilarious. Thank you once again!

Alyeska
Oct 22, 2008
I remember reading something that I think may have originated on 4chan, although I didn't read it on 4chan. It was a story, or more of a first-hand account, of a man who had feelings for his little niece(?). He had to baby sit her a lot, and she slept over at his house numerous times. She always wanted him to kiss her and was very affectionate towards him. A lot of the story was him trying to decide what he should do with the situation, and fighting his own feelings. I think he got confronted by the girl's parents at least once.

It was long and strange, not to mention disturbing, but it was very interesting and I'd like to read it again. I'd try and search for it, but I have no idea where to start and I'd probably just end up with a lot of disgusting porn.

MW
May 20, 2001

"Nooooooooo!?"
Figured I could try using this thread for a request.

I'm looking for pictures of hosed up family gatherings. Specifically those listed below, but please post others you feel might fit.

  • Naked boy with guitar, man dropping pants in background with dancing old lady
  • Sitting puking lady in chair in background, with guy holding a beer in front
  • Whole series of GameFAQs guy that had a stripper come (presumingly a present) for his birthday/graduation/whatever.

Much appreciated.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

ZappDash posted:

I've been looking about a month now for an artist that played on either David Letterman or Jay Leno. The musician was, if I remember, blind since birth and was just playing some amazing blues. I think I saw it in a YouTube thread a long while ago about songs that made the posters all happy or warm inside or something. Please help me find the song/artist!

Raul Midon, his appearance on Letterman was amazing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzaClXAt3aY

rivid posted:

Oh yeah and the SA Podcast, has anyone seen that?

I have this... somewhere. I'll find it.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Zaasakokwaan posted:

I have (the SA podcast)... somewhere. I'll find it.

Nope, couldn't locate it. Sorry.

Hottentot Apron
Dec 28, 2008

MW posted:

Figured I could try using this thread for a request.

I'm looking for pictures of hosed up family gatherings. Specifically those listed below, but please post others you feel might fit.

  • Naked boy with guitar, man dropping pants in background with dancing old lady
  • Sitting puking lady in chair in background, with guy holding a beer in front
  • Whole series of GameFAQs guy that had a stripper come (presumingly a present) for his birthday/graduation/whatever.

Much appreciated.

First GIS for 'kid with guitar' delivers. Not familiar with the others.

curious
Mar 14, 2007

"Hey, I got one of my paperwork guys complaining about DEMON PILES."

MW posted:

  • Sitting puking lady in chair in background, with guy holding a beer in front


Click here for the full 604x371 image.

Nuke Goes KABOOM
Mar 24, 2007

by Fistgrrl
The stripper pictures are classic. Pretty sure there was a BYOB thread about it, too.

Tetris Crowley
Aug 17, 2007
who wants waffles!?
I'm looking for a video mocking the penalties of illegal music downloading.

Involved a scene from a movie where a guy answers a door, and 3 guys in costumes come in, hold a knife to his throat, and shoot his family in front of him.

Bonus points if you can also tell me what movie that's from.

Wrath of Mordark
Jul 25, 2006

Foster liked his brand new wand!
Fun Shoe
Not this one by any chance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0eNa85qDZs

edit: The comments suggest American Werewolf in London, not sure myself.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mine is a bit easier than some of these, but GIS has let me down with every combination I've tried. It's a picture of a soldier, in Vietnam I believe, from behind. He has a guitar and a gun both strapped to his back. The higher the resolution the better.

Rattus Amicus
Mar 8, 2007

TheJoker138 posted:

Mine is a bit easier than some of these, but GIS has let me down with every combination I've tried. It's a picture of a soldier, in Vietnam I believe, from behind. He has a guitar and a gun both strapped to his back. The higher the resolution the better.
This one?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Rattus Amicus posted:

This one?



That's the one. Thanks a lot!

Tetris Crowley
Aug 17, 2007
who wants waffles!?

Wrath of Mordark posted:

Not this one by any chance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0eNa85qDZs

edit: The comments suggest American Werewolf in London, not sure myself.

Yes! Thank you!

Plaque Conspiracy
May 9, 2005
Anyone got that NWS cartoon of the stingray piercing steve irwin while it sucks him off?

thanks :)

Tetris Crowley
Aug 17, 2007
who wants waffles!?
*edit*

Nevermind, managed to find it.

Tetris Crowley fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Jun 10, 2009

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Agar Agar
Jun 14, 2007

Once a long long time ago, someone on these forums posted a link to a guy named Jaime's website. He had multiple videos of eating his "poopie" , "tricking" (backflips), and drawing pictures of women on his stomach and jerking off. Pretty sure he was a gymnast.

Help prease.

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