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oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.
Small cylinders sound sexy with ITBs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AACd9YZlh5E

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Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Lancia 037 :swoon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LulwNE9wLYA

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Hypnolobster posted:

That was loving fantastic. I've seen a bunch of those "hey we've got ~3 things that go varying levels of fastness, lets watch the fastest catch up right before the finish line," but something about that was especially awesome.

Probably the narration.

Yeah, I found the narration to be pretty endearing as well. There's something about the music too...

To contribute:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMc2RdFuOxI

The great car chase from Bullitt! :cool:

I can't help but think that this has already been posted, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

President Beep fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jun 27, 2009

Tagus
Jul 10, 2007

Drive... just drive.
Audi R10 commercial/promo? I don't know, but it is actually quite good. Amazing what happens when real film makers make movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfS32l92MFs

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
I don't know if this has been on before, but here's a clever (if car-less) Audi commercial.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

el topo posted:

I don't know if this has been on before, but here's a clever (if car-less) Audi commercial.

Hehe, that's pretty funny. The third logo there I can't make out; I assume it's Volvo since it's under "safety".

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
some rallycross organizers tried out a new kind of event -- 2 cars start halfway apart on the course and try to beat each others' times. It's a mix of dirt and tarmac, unlike a normal US rallycross, but it's not wheel to wheel like a European rallycross.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGZGUNiWiD8
It's a bit slow but shows off an interesting mix of cars, including some sort of Skyline.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
My new favorite Audi ad, saw this a few weeks ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaJK9WqAvnQ

talk show ghost
Mar 2, 2006

by Ozma

President Beep posted:

Yeah, I found the narration to be pretty endearing as well. There's something about the music too...

To contribute:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMc2RdFuOxI

The great car chase from Bullitt! :cool:

I can't help but think that this has already been posted, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

Steve McQueen: No seatbelts and 11 gears.

Frosty-
Jan 17, 2004

In war, you kill people in order to change their minds. Remember that; it's fuckin' important.
Audi's corporate dick must be microscopic.

Every one of their commercials is some kind of ankle-bite maneuver against another manufacturer.

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
Yeah, they really ought to can their PR department and hire people who can get a message out without bringing up the competition all the time.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Frosty- posted:

Audi's corporate dick must be microscopic.

Every one of their commercials is some kind of ankle-bite maneuver against another manufacturer.

THANK YOU.

I've been saying this for a while but I was beginning to think I was the only one. I guess they have a bit of a complex about that whole "owned by Volkswagen" thing.

aventari
Mar 20, 2001

I SWIFTLY PENETRATED YOUR MOMS MEAT TACO WHILE AGGRESSIVELY FONDLING THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR DADS HAIRY BALLSACK, THEN RIPPED HIS SAUSAGE OFF AND RAMMED IT INTO YOUR MOMS TAILPIPE. I JIZZED FURIOUSLY, DEEP IN YOUR MOMS MEATY BURGER WHILE THRUSTING A ANSA MUFFLER UP MY GREASY TAILHOLE

el topo posted:

Yeah, they really ought to can their PR department and hire people who can get a message out without bringing up the competition all the time.

I don't watch TV much so I can't speak to their other commercials, but these two and clever and memorable. That's the holy grail of advertising

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
They also had that ad two superbowls ago (I think) that used a Bentley grille to symbolize "old luxury"... might be a series.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
They are, about how "old luxury is out" and that sort of thing. There's another good one where the guy is doing a college interview I think it is. Lets see if I can find it.

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
And now for something completely different... OM NOM NOM NOM

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

el topo posted:

And now for something completely different... OM NOM NOM NOM

There is something strangely satisfying watching poo poo being torn to pieces.

NOt car related but this one especially - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0TpLBObBj4&feature=channel

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
These aren't old Mac monitors, they're old Macs!

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
Maybe this has been posted already (this is page 88...), but here's a video about the Porsche 959s winning 1-2 in the 86 Paris-Dakar.

Bonus: Paris-Dakar coverage from 1988

el topo fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jul 1, 2009

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

el topo posted:

And now for something completely different... OM NOM NOM NOM

Oh, GOD, not an '85 Daytona! AN AMERICAN CLASSIC! YOU BASTARDS!!!

Starting around 1:30, it gets really disturbing to me. I can hear it crying out in pain, thrashing in agony. I can't help but picture this happening to a cute character from Pixar's movie Cars.

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Number_6 posted:

Oh, GOD, not an '85 Daytona! AN AMERICAN CLASSIC! YOU BASTARDS!!!

Well their other car video had a BMW 2002 in it and I just couldn't bring myself to post that.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


el topo posted:

Well their other car video had a BMW 2002 in it and I just couldn't bring myself to post that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPDLX0koXFs&feature=channel :v:

Also, engine blocks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JUBBEhrvfc&feature=channel

And how to make :black101: TRVE KVLT :black101: black metal with a piano: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzG7CSYg3U&feature=channel

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

This whole process would've been so much easier with the boat and trailer IN THE WATER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Odytr3c0Ac

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

angryhampster posted:

This whole process would've been so much easier with the boat and trailer IN THE WATER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Odytr3c0Ac

Didn't this guy remember what he did to put the boat in the water?.. I mean, I've never had a boat and I know this.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


In the same vein as the tractor-beat country music posted earlier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kIXDssKFg4

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Combo-postin' like mad, oh yeah, baby!

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Operation_Repo__Just_Beat_I_t___truTVcom/

1:50, I just... I... :aaaaa:

(Yeah, it's fake, but still funny as hell)

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Jul 3, 2009

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR7KRHv02IE

Spectator view of Mulsanne in 1988. The noise....the loving glorious noise.

Look at the electronic signal they pump out, too. Unbelievable vid.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

VikingSkull posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR7KRHv02IE

Spectator view of Mulsanne in 1988. The noise....the loving glorious noise.

Look at the electronic signal they pump out, too. Unbelievable vid.

My dear god. That is absolutely stunning.

e: People wearing visor caps :smug:

ThatCguy
Jan 19, 2008

VikingSkull posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR7KRHv02IE

Spectator view of Mulsanne in 1988. The noise....the loving glorious noise.

Look at the electronic signal they pump out, too. Unbelievable vid.


That's probably the biggest thing I hate about the current "diesel" era (besides the greenie-weenie poo poo), it's the complete lack of cool exhaust notes. Just sad.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

KozmoNaut posted:

In the same vein as the tractor-beat country music posted earlier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kIXDssKFg4

That is the worst video of the worst bike subculture, christ.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Baby Hitler posted:

That is the worst video of the worst bike subculture, christ.

And it's an official HD ad, which makes it even more sad.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Baby Hitler posted:

That is the worst video of the worst bike subculture, christ.

Counterpoint:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlZ4ONTb9i0

VV-Yeah, but those are pretty cool commercials? My counterpoint is that the other video wasn't the worst, because this one was.

Nuevo fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jul 3, 2009

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Boat posted:

Counterpoint:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlZ4ONTb9i0

Actual counterpoint from a fun bike company:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbCYr7aYJss

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOzPzDcFhk4

Coffee Jones
Jul 4, 2004

16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!

Baby Hitler posted:

That is the worst video of the worst bike subculture, christ.
I know poo poo about bikes and bike culture.

The Harley Chrome/Leather/ Stuck in the 60's culture is the worst? Really?

aventari
Mar 20, 2001

I SWIFTLY PENETRATED YOUR MOMS MEAT TACO WHILE AGGRESSIVELY FONDLING THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR DADS HAIRY BALLSACK, THEN RIPPED HIS SAUSAGE OFF AND RAMMED IT INTO YOUR MOMS TAILPIPE. I JIZZED FURIOUSLY, DEEP IN YOUR MOMS MEATY BURGER WHILE THRUSTING A ANSA MUFFLER UP MY GREASY TAILHOLE

Coffee Jones posted:

I know poo poo about bikes and bike culture.

The Harley Chrome/Leather/ Stuck in the 60's culture is the worst? Really?

yes

ThwartedEfforts
Aug 20, 2002

Continuing the Mulsanne straight theme, here's an onboard view of the pre-safety-fuckery straight in a Porsche 956.

It looks like it's playing at the wrong speed until the guy moves his hands from the wheel and you realise the world is actually going by cartoon fast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWtCklcYy8s

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Anyone remember those die-cast toy police cars with the tinny police siren that actually worked?

This supercharger sounds like that :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKEqBA6Xnr4

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Professor Bling posted:

Anyone remember those die-cast toy police cars with the tinny police siren that actually worked?

This supercharger sounds like that :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKEqBA6Xnr4

That's awesome, but that car would look soooo much better with a stock paintjob.

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.
:whatup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWPwGv_FHQY

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coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh

what the gently caress is even going on in this video? the soft focus on the sparks flying out of the back of the car would be a cool shot if teriyaki boys wasnt blasting in the background and the sparks werent from a festiva

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