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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Bean_ posted:

Heh, I saw a Cavalier hit a turkey at 70mph on the highway last year, and it busted the entire loving windshield into the car. I'd hate to think of what it could do to a helmet.

I would be much more worried about what it would do to someones neck - it's definitely the weak point in the equation rather than the helmet.

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sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe
One of my earliest memories is of a road trip in our old Trooper, with our bikes on the roof rack going through a tunnel in NE PA. Three huge fuckoff turkeys came in the exit of the tunnel, and everyone subconsciously ducked inside the Isuzu, waiting for the sound of wrenching metal and splattering avian mass. They must have been some ace toms, though, because they apparently cleared the bikes without incident. There couldn't have been more than a couple feet of clearance between the bikes and the tunnel roof.


VV Holy poo poo. Too big even for a tank, though, shame.

sirbeefalot fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Jul 26, 2009

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

blugu64 posted:



More comfortable than a Harley

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

It's not a tumor!
http://www.liveleak.com/e/5ce_1248578929

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Retarded Pimp posted:

It's not a tumor!
http://www.liveleak.com/e/5ce_1248578929

superglue

Zool
Mar 21, 2005

The motard rap
for all my riders
at the track
Dirt hardpacked
corner workers better
step back

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

i came within a foot or two of doing that to a wild turkey at 55mph on tuesday. scared the poo poo out of me. it was in the air and came so close i felt the wind from it on my shoulder when i passed it.

I did do that to a ptarmigan (I think) in Canada last weekend at about 90mph. All that was left was a thin film of blood on my helmet and some small flecks of ptarmigoo.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
These aren't the most ridiculous ape hangers I've seen, but they're getting close.

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

MetaJew posted:

These aren't the most ridiculous ape hangers I've seen, but they're getting close.



Funny how people* make fun of others who put under glow, led lights, and racing stripes on their bikes, and then think ape hangers are awesome.

*Everyone I talk to on Ventrilo

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine
edit: bah. Wrong page. Forget it

ranathari
May 26, 2006

by elpintogrande

MetaJew posted:

These aren't the most ridiculous ape hangers I've seen, but they're getting close.



Time to bust out the classic again.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

ranathari posted:

Time to bust out the classic again.



This is what I was referring to.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Dude would have to be standing up to top that, which I don't think I'll ever see.

I mean seriously, what is even the loving point once you go that high? Can he even brake or turn?

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
It's a safety feature. No turns, no spills. :)

Fantastipotamus
Nov 19, 2002

Nothing's wrong. Nothing is wrong. Everything is on track.
Here's a TW200 riding the Rubicon Trail in three parts. This looks pretty drat rocky.

part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbFGE1dg_s
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6fZVGFIRJo
part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMcp4CAVV78

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
A friend found this on craigslist

quote:

A very special sportbike service ! (Houston)
Date: 2009-07-27, 3:16PM CDT
Reply to: sale-mknuj-1291943967@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



Peeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 26 bikes in the last four weeks alone!

Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and poo poo and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things loving suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some poo poo when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around but if shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist. I'm a player at heart and if I get your girl's digits it's because I used to roll deep with the honeys before I was hitched. Your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican poo poo. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man now, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars back in the day. No monkey business here. You can talk with my old lady while I get used to your bike. Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!

Larry

* Location: Houston
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


edit:http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1291943967.html

blugu64 fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Jul 28, 2009

shaitan
Mar 8, 2004
g.d.m.f.s.o.b.
link?

jdonz
Jan 4, 2004

blugu64 posted:

A friend found this on craigslist



edit:http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1291943967.html

Awesome. I really don't know what to say. Is that the Stig?

Methusulah
Aug 2, 2007

Son of a Bitch!

blugu64 posted:

A friend found this on craigslist



edit:http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1291943967.html

Is it bad that I'm the kind of person that would consider this? I just always want to know what my bike looks like as it's going down the road, I don't know why...

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

Methusulah posted:

Is it bad that I'm the kind of person that would consider this? I just always want to know what my bike looks like as it's going down the road, I don't know why...

I actually would like to hear my bike go around a track or something. I saw another old air cooled Kawasaki the other week and it sounded heavenly. I hope mine sounds like that.

Fantastipotamus
Nov 19, 2002

Nothing's wrong. Nothing is wrong. Everything is on track.
That seems like a joke to me.. what sort of square white guy would talk like that, and then end with all hail wu tang? Especially a guy who looks like that.

edit: flagged for removal now

edit2: but yeah, I would like to hear my bike :3:

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3
I would too. Anyone in Wisconsin want to trade bikes?

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTfmZdO6pi4&feature=related

The Tomahawk's finally being produced...


:xd:

Methusulah
Aug 2, 2007

Son of a Bitch!

Fantastipotamus posted:

That seems like a joke to me.. what sort of square white guy would talk like that, and then end with all hail wu tang? Especially a guy who looks like that.

edit: flagged for removal now

edit2: but yeah, I would like to hear my bike :3:

I think it's a great way to make money off of a mid-life crisis. I'll have to write that down.

Bean_
Oct 6, 2006

by Ozma

Z3n posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTfmZdO6pi4&feature=related

The Tomahawk's finally being produced...

Is this the cycle with the viper engine in it?

If so, I need this.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Bean_ posted:

Is this the cycle with the viper engine in it?

If so, I need this.

The Tomahawk is, yes. The one in that video is not.

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


Z3n posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTfmZdO6pi4&feature=related

The Tomahawk's finally being produced...


:xd:

My god, watching him try to turn it? The thing just wants to topple over and he's not going much more than 5mph.

Fantastipotamus
Nov 19, 2002

Nothing's wrong. Nothing is wrong. Everything is on track.

eggyolk posted:

My god, watching him try to turn it? The thing just wants to topple over and he's not going much more than 5mph.
Not to mention his seeming inability to get it to lean into the turn vs out of it. It had me fooled for a minute (though I was thinking "man, I really remember those being bigger?"), but then I saw the real tomahawk movie on the sidebar and yeah.. it's a shitload bigger than that... thing.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe
Just a few shots from my ride down Topanga Canyon Blvd yesterday. Traffic wasn't too bad, but the road certainly wasn't empty. I played a little frogger to get some of these shots. :ssh:

Facing North on TCB


Sweet Hog, Bro.


Wheee!


I wasn't getting pulled over here...


Malibu's pretty nice.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
so i can test the carb behavior above 6000 rpm under load!

Zool
Mar 21, 2005

The motard rap
for all my riders
at the track
Dirt hardpacked
corner workers better
step back

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Period On-board Data Acquisition System

Drunk Pledge Driver
Nov 10, 2004




Gregg's custom Hayabusa. Most notable feature would be the custom tail, makes it look a lot better in my opinion.

Link here: http://thekneeslider.com/archives/2009/07/14/rockstar-hayabusa-a-subtle-but-radical-custom/

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames
The Lightcycles are back!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AwvuirSEAA

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Jack the Smack posted:

The Lightcycles are back!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AwvuirSEAA

I can live with the new open cockpit design, but goddamnit, lightcycles turn at 90° angles when they're on the playing field. :arghfist::saddowns:

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Boat posted:

I can live with the new open cockpit design, but goddamnit, lightcycles turn at 90° angles when they're on the playing field. :arghfist::saddowns:

It's not your father's 8 bit system. :smugbert:

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

Boat posted:

I can live with the new open cockpit design, but goddamnit, lightcycles turn at 90° angles when they're on the playing field. :arghfist::saddowns:

The story takes place around 25 years after the events of the original Tron, and the cyberverse has become far more advanced and deadly in that time. It definitely makes sense that the light cycles have radically changed, now they're on a 3d plane instead of a 2d one.

redscare
Aug 14, 2003
This is how REAL MEN deal with winter:

(edit: by breaking tables, apparently, oops)

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shacked up with Brenda
Mar 8, 2007






Wall of death. The rider above failed. His coach grabbed the wheel and he fell back.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

redscare posted:

This is how REAL MEN deal with winter:

(edit: by breaking tables, apparently, oops)



Fantastic! I'd love to get one of those.

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clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard
Here's the V Star 1300 I picked up on Wednesday. I love it so far. It doesn't have a TON of features, but they added the basic ones where they count: floorboards with heel shift, EFI, 2 trip odos, a clock, a gargantuan saddle (this thing would hold a 300 lb dude easy, fortunately I have a long way to go on that front), and a nice fat front tire.



Plans for the bike are simple. While under warranty, bags, windscreen, throttle tamer. Once warranty is up: pipes, airbox, and a power commander.

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