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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Someone ought to preemptively murder Kevin J Anderson just in case.

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Entropic posted:

Someone ought to preemptively murder Kevin J Anderson just in case.

I had to wiki that name, and I really did not need to know there are ELEVEN post-Herbert Dune novels.

ELEVEN.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
That reminds me, whatever happened to that thing where some guy was hired to write another Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novel?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Unfortunately still happening. Rather soon, in fact.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Another_Thing..._(novel)

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.

Entropic posted:

Someone ought to preemptively murder Kevin J Anderson just in case.

I remember he was one of many who hosed around with the Star Wars canon. His particular 'contribution', that the core of the second Death Star was actually a copy of IG-88 that would send a signal causing all the droids in the galaxy to rise up and eliminate all sentient life, was one of the stupidest things I've ever read. At least Pratchett knows that he will die soon and he can make his will known, hopefully his family will respect his wishes. Adams' death was completely unexpected, so he never had the chance, and Herbert probably expected to survive, although his risk of dying was high enough that he probably should have gotten his affairs in order.

Aussie Crawl
Aug 21, 2007
Contains Opinions Which May Offend
Here's hoping that his daughter doesn't decide to play Brian Herbert with Discworld. After playing through the Overlord games i really don't think she's inherited her fathers gift.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Well, Pratchett has written enough and sold well enough that his family won't have to worry about money until the Century of the Fruitbat, while I believe Douglas Adams didn't leave a whole lot of cash behind. Sure, his books sold well, but there are only seven of them.

I mean, Terry is very close to JK Rowling rich. That's why it amazes me that he still has so much passion and creativity to put out so many novels instead of just loving around and doing... whatever the Hell Robert Jordan did instead of writing.

Paragon8
Feb 19, 2007

precision posted:

Well, Pratchett has written enough and sold well enough that his family won't have to worry about money until the Century of the Fruitbat, while I believe Douglas Adams didn't leave a whole lot of cash behind. Sure, his books sold well, but there are only seven of them.

I mean, Terry is very close to JK Rowling rich. That's why it amazes me that he still has so much passion and creativity to put out so many novels instead of just loving around and doing... whatever the Hell Robert Jordan did instead of writing.

I think you underestimate how obscenely rich Rowling is - she has about 500 million pounds compared to Pratchett's 40.

I like Pratchett's books, I loved them more when I was a kid. Rereading them now I definitely notice a couple of irritating habits. Particularly reusing lines from other novels such as "it's as X as an X thing." Don't get me wrong though, I'm still a big fan.

The Watch books are definitely my favorite.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Jesus gently caress, Rowling is a billionaire(ss?)?

The only annoying thing I can think of about Terry right at the moment, and he does it a fair bit, is what I would refer to as "pointing out a joke too much". The best example is in The Truth where, fairly early, a character asks Mr. Pin "Why does your partner keep saying 'ing'?" It's like, dude, Terry, the joke was working, it was ---ing brilliant, we didn't need it spelled out for us.

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

precision posted:

The only annoying thing I can think of about Terry right at the moment, and he does it a fair bit, is what I would refer to as "pointing out a joke too much". The best example is in The Truth where, fairly early, a character asks Mr. Pin "Why does your partner keep saying 'ing'?" It's like, dude, Terry, the joke was working, it was ---ing brilliant, we didn't need it spelled out for us.

I think its actually fun in a meta way that he does this.

LGBT War Machine
Dec 20, 2004

ooooohawwww Mildred

precision posted:

The only annoying thing I can think of about Terry right at the moment, and he does it a fair bit, is what I would refer to as "pointing out a joke too much". The best example is in The Truth where, fairly early, a character asks Mr. Pin "Why does your partner keep saying 'ing'?" It's like, dude, Terry, the joke was working, it was ---ing brilliant, we didn't need it spelled out for us.

Think about a conversation where a person cut off parts of words. Wouldn't you wonder why?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I thought it was funny that another character was confirming that the guy was actually saying --ing out loud.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




DontMockMySmock posted:

As an American who has never been to London, it is very easy to see parallels between Ankh-Morpork and big American cities - the Ankh, for example, is very reminiscent of the L.A. "river" (actually an aqueduct), which is very smelly and filled with feces and dead hookers and gangsters. On the other hand, from an intellectual standpoint, I can recognize it a parallel of the Thames in London. Other things are so obvious that even an ignorant American can see, such as Old Tom = Big Ben. So basically, it's partly London, but mostly it's just so stereotypically "big city" that you could imagine it's major metropolis.

Quoth the man himself:

quote:

I had no particular city in mind when I designed Ankh-Morpork; it was just the stock Mediaeval European city inside a wall; a wiggly river runs through it. But in my mind's eyes you'd get a pretty good attempt at replicating A-M if you could splice together the great trading city of Tallinn with large parts of central Prague - the Charles Bridge needs only the hippos to become the Brass Bridge. I visited both of these cities because of Discworld, and it was like going home. Mind you, for the perfect Ankh-Morpork cocktail you'd have to find a way of distilling into the mix something from eighteenth-century London, nineteenth-century Seattle and twentieth-century New York...

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

LGBT War Machine posted:

Think about a conversation where a person cut off parts of words. Wouldn't you wonder why?

Sure, but real life =/= funny novels with wizards in.

LGBT War Machine
Dec 20, 2004

ooooohawwww Mildred

precision posted:

Sure, but real life =/= funny novels with wizards in.

Doesn't mean that there can't be a realistic conversation. Otherwise you'd think that Terry was just censoring the naughty words and it wouldn't be so funny.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

LGBT War Machine posted:

Doesn't mean that there can't be a realistic conversation. Otherwise you'd think that Terry was just censoring the naughty words and it wouldn't be so funny.

But having read the Disc books in order and by that time knowing they were "adult" books, I found it very easy to come to the conclusion that he wasn't censoring his own novel and that it was a joke. Maybe I'm just smart like that. :smug:

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

LGBT War Machine posted:

Otherwise you'd think that Terry was just censoring the naughty words and it wouldn't be so funny.

If this was the first Pratchett novel you've ever read, you might think that for maybe the first few dozen pages.

I could be wrong, but doesn't someone say "gently caress" sometime in The Truth? That would be a pretty big clue that it's not censorship. Also, who censors a book by putting hyphens in place of words?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

DontMockMySmock posted:

I could be wrong, but doesn't someone say "gently caress" sometime in The Truth?

I want to say there are few "poo poo"s in the Disc series, but nothing racier.

Pretty sure Good Omens had "gently caress" somewhere in there, but one could always blame that on Neil Gaiman, I suppose.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

precision posted:

I want to say there are few "poo poo"s in the Disc series, but nothing racier.

Pretty sure Good Omens had "gently caress" somewhere in there, but one could always blame that on Neil Gaiman, I suppose.

There's also plenty of "bugger"s but I don't know how racy that is in England.

vv Ah yes, I forgot "bloody." vv

DontMockMySmock fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Aug 24, 2009

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
He uses "bloody" rather a lot, and from my understanding "bloody" is worse than "gently caress" in Britland.

So actually this whole conversation might be really moot since we're all dumb Americans.

oxy
May 14, 2008
I just started reading this series and I'm confused.

Do I following the discworld reading guide or do I follow how Pratchett released his books?

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

oxy posted:

I just started reading this series and I'm confused.

Do I following the discworld reading guide or do I follow how Pratchett released his books?

As long as you don't go reading a particular series out of order it doesn't really matter. You can't go wrong reading them in order of publication.

Aussie Crawl
Aug 21, 2007
Contains Opinions Which May Offend

precision posted:

He uses "bloody" rather a lot, and from my understanding "bloody" is worse than "gently caress" in Britland.

No, it isn't.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I wonder what word I'm thinking of, then. When I was growing up, I recall that Monty Python was allowed to use the word "gently caress" but that some specifically British profanity was not allowed on the BBC. Was it "bollocks" or something?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
From Wikipedia:

Wikipedia posted:

Bloody is the adjectival form of blood but may also be used as an expletive attributive (intensifier) in Australia, Britain, Ireland, Canada, South East Asia, New Zealand, and Sri Lanka. Nowadays it is considered (by most of the population of these countries) to be a very mild expletive, and unlikely to cause offence in most circles.

So, obviously, Aussie Crawl is right on this one.

Wikipedia posted:

Etymologically, a "Bugger" was a "Bulgre" (French Bougre). Originally, it was derived from the French word "Bougge­rie" ("of Bulgaria"), meaning the medieval Bulgarian clerical sect of the Bogomils, which facing severe persecution in Bulgaria spread into Western Europe and was branded by the established church as particularly devoted to the practice of sodomy.

I just thought this was interesting, the article didn't say anything about how "severe" of a curse it is. But, one might imagine that it is on the same status as "gently caress," since they both mean "sodomy" or "sex."

Wikipedia posted:

The relative severity of the various profanities, as perceived by the British public, was studied on behalf of the Broadcasting Standards Commission, Independent Television Commission, BBC and Advertising Standards Authority. The results of this jointly commissioned research were published in December 2000 in a paper called "Delete Expletives?". This placed "bollocks" in eighth position in terms of its perceived severity, between "prick" (seventh place) and "arsehole" (ninth place). By comparison, the word "balls" (which has a similar literal meaning) was down in 22nd place. Of the people surveyed, only 11% thought that "bollocks" could acceptably be broadcast at times before the notional 9pm "watershed"[3] on television (radio does not have a watershed).

In the interest of :science:, I went to the reference:
[quote="Advertising Standards Authority, British Broadcasting Corporation,
Broadcasting Standards Commission and the Independent Television Commission"]
code:
Word            Severity Order   (1997 data)

oval office            1                (1)
Motherfucker    2                (2)
gently caress            3                (3)
Wanker          4                (4)
friend of the family          5                (11)
Bastard         6                (5)
Prick           7                (7)
Bollocks        8                (6)
Arsehole        9                (9)
Paki            10               (17)
Shag            11               (8)
Whore           12               (13)
Twat            13               (10)
Piss off        14               (12)
Spastic         15               (14)
Slag            16               (18)
poo poo            17               (15)
Dickhead        18               (19)
Pissed off      19               (16)
Arse            20               (20)
Bugger          21               (21)
Balls           22               (22)
Jew             23               (24)
Sodding         24               (23)
Jesus Christ    25               (26)
Crap            26               (25)
Bloody          27               (27)
God             28               (28)
[/quote]

Bugger is lower than I expected, and I was VERY surprised at some of these. Does "spastic" have a meaning that I don't know? And since when is "Jew" a slur, rather than the actual name of a race? Is "slag" something other than the re-hardened remains of molten metal? And what exactly is a "paki?" I'm guessing it's a racial slur. And why is "wanker" worse than things like "whore" and "friend of the family?" I guess it's just an England thing. Why is "bugger" so low, if it means the same thing as "gently caress" or "shag?"

Speaking of which, way to go England for raising "friend of the family" from number 11 to number 5 :toot:

In any case, we have our answer, which is that "gently caress" is worse than anything else other than "oval office," which is pretty taboo even here in the dirty, infantile USA. One time a couple years ago, me and one of my roommates were having a bit of an insult-fight (all in good fun) and I threw the word "oval office" out there in some sort of reference to his mother, and hers being cavernous, and he got like really really offended. Not at the insult, just that I used the word "oval office," which I thought was weird considering he throws "gently caress" around constantly.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
"Spastic" is essentially the British version of "retard".

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

DontMockMySmock posted:

Why is "bugger" so low, if it means the same thing as "gently caress" or "shag?"
Why aren't "screw" and "gently caress" equally offensive in north america? Just 'cuz, that's why. Also note that buggery refers to sodomy. :eng101: Yet "tupping" isn't considered much of a swear...

You really want to look for logic or consistency in what arbitrary words a society considers "offensive"?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Also, "bugger" isn't exactly the same as "gently caress". "Playing Silly Buggers" probably doesn't make people think "playing silly intercourse".

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Why doesn't 'cock' show up on that list?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Entropic posted:

Why aren't "screw" and "gently caress" equally offensive in north america? Just 'cuz, that's why. Also note that buggery refers to sodomy. :eng101: Yet "tupping" isn't considered much of a swear...

You really want to look for logic or consistency in what arbitrary words a society considers "offensive"?

I don't know, every once in a while I get this weird delusion that other human beings are intelligent and logical. It's pretty stupid of me, I suppose.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Entropic posted:

Why doesn't 'cock' show up on that list?

Well, in the late 70s there wasn't any outrage over saying The Buzzcocks on British television, so maybe they're not as shy about body parts.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

DontMockMySmock posted:

Bugger is lower than I expected, and I was VERY surprised at some of these. Does "spastic" have a meaning that I don't know? And since when is "Jew" a slur, rather than the actual name of a race? Is "slag" something other than the re-hardened remains of molten metal? And what exactly is a "paki?" I'm guessing it's a racial slur. And why is "wanker" worse than things like "whore" and "friend of the family?" I guess it's just an England thing.

"Bugger" is quite a mild expletive. "Sod" and "sodding" also derive from sodomy/sodomite and are not considered particularly strong. "Spastic" is used as a derogatory generic term for the disabled, but it's falling out of common usage. Whether "Jew" is a slur or not depends on the context, of course. "Slag" is a synonym for "slut". "Paki" is short for Pakistani and is used as a generic racial slur for all South Asians.

DontMockMySmock posted:

Why is "bugger" so low, if it means the same thing as "gently caress" or "shag?"

You're trying to invent a logic for something that has none. Profanity is a weird product of culture, time and place. Probably the oddest expletives in the modern world are particular to Quebec, where - thanks to its weird relationship with France and the Catholic Church - about the worst thing you can say translates to "Sacred chalice of the holy tabernacle steeple." On the other hand you can say "C'est complètement gently caressé" to your saintly grandmother.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

precision posted:

Well, in the late 70s there wasn't any outrage over saying The Buzzcocks on British television, so maybe they're not as shy about body parts.

"Cock" has a lot of other meanings than "penis", even apart from the bird. The band was not named after bionic chainsaw penises.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Sure, but "bitch" means "female dog" and you couldn't say that on American network TV until the late 80s/early 90s.

And hell, you couldn't say "pregnant" on television in the 50s.

All of this stuff really is just pretty arbitrary, I think that's all there is to it.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

precision posted:

Sure, but "bitch" means "female dog" and you couldn't say that on American network TV until the late 80s/early 90s.

The keyword there is "American": America is the country where people get upset about the word "niggardly" because they don't know what it means but it sounds like "friend of the family". America is the country that banned the word "flick" from comic books in case the letters L and I ran together and looked like a U.

There was no "outrage over saying The Buzzcocks on British television" because it's not an offensive word and nobody thought it was.

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.
All things considered it is quite close to the short American list, except that there is no "cocksucker" or "tits". Also, I thought "Paki" was a neutral term rather than a racial slur, but Wikipedia says differently.

oxy
May 14, 2008
After I'm finished reading the Rincewind series which one should I move onto next?

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Try the other wizards/Death ones.

oxy
May 14, 2008

The_Doctor posted:

Try the other wizards/Death ones.

I wouldnt mind reading the other wizards one. Which books and in what order do they go?

The reason I ask is cause http://www.lspace.org/books/reading-order-guides/the-discworld-reading-order-guide-1-5.jpg doesn't mention the wizards.

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Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

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Fun Shoe
I think he means the Death series. After the first one, most of them have secondary plots involving the wizards.

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