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PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

vxskud posted:

I used to watch a a flash video about Pacman being an rear end in a top hat to some guy and trying to buy drugs or something. It was quite stupid now that I think about it but i'd get a good nostalgia kick from it.

Are you sure you're not thinking of the Bloodhound Gang's "Mope" music video?

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RyanNotBrian
Nov 28, 2005

Always five, acting as one. Dedicated! Inseparable! Invincible!
Around the year maybe '98 or '99 I used to follow this blogger by the name of Bence. These days he would be considered a pretty typical blogger, but back then there weren't so many around. Things I remember about him:

- He was Canadian
- He was mid to late teens
- He was overweight and pretty depressed about it, even though he was always eating junk
- He was a big fan of the band Sloan

Last few updates he was talking about how they were moving to the US and he was sad because he thought he'd have a problem finding friends.

I keep thinking that surely this guy ended up being a goon, or else some other goon knows what happened to him. I'm not sure if Bence was his real name.

Any ideas?

Sourpuss
Mar 18, 2007

Chomb Chomb Chomb
Does anyone have a link to a flash ani, it had loads of old games characters and graphics. the main guy was a karate guy, and at one point he gets in a dance off with some women. At the end they say "you are the superiour dancer!"

Sourpuss
Mar 18, 2007

Chomb Chomb Chomb

Terebus posted:

My friend says that there is a video of a man having sex with a fish on the internet and wants to prove it to me but he is unable to find it. Does anyone know of this video, obviously as long as it's legal.

theres a site called inhumanity, its on there somewhere.
But please dont ever goto that terrible place.

SebAndSeb
Apr 23, 2007

hello
A few years ago someone posted a sci fi novel written by a guy in his writing class, which I'm pretty sure was called The Intergalactic War. It was really terrible and also hilarious, prompted a bit of fan art etc, but then I think the OP dissapeared without finishing posting the whole thing. I'm pretty sure he sent full copies to people who wanted them, but I didn't have an account at the time so I never got one. If anyone knows the story I'm talking about I'd really like to finish reading that thing.

Edit: oh there's a thread for lost SA stuff too, I should probably check over there.

SebAndSeb fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Aug 7, 2009

rainwulf
Jan 22, 2004
I must post less.
I cant find the help someone find an old movie thread, unless someone can point me to it here.

I am looking for an old movie, probably a good 20 years old.

The only parts i can remember involve a remote control helicopter that had an AI, it was developed for some military project i think, but in the end helped protect a kid.
I remember it had some form of "remote power" and it was shut down because the power source was turned off.

Thats it.

1NEisBTY
Sep 13, 2007
1NEisBTY
I'm trying to find that website. It was ran by an old video game store owner in British Columbia.

It had stories of costumers. He'd kick em out, scream/swear at them if the costumers were being idiots. I think it eventually became a Willow Video.

It had a poo poo lot of stories. I think the site had frames. Really old site. Anyone?

I am Communist
Apr 19, 2002

I can show you what endless looks like
I can show you a single infinite thing
I can let you taste the sweet and sour of forever
Unending. Eternal. Inevitable
Taste my darkness
Climb into my abyss
Fall into me. Into my eyes
Look at them. Depths unfathomable
Pain immeasurable
A cruel promise fulfilled

1NEisBTY posted:

I'm trying to find that website. It was ran by an old video game store owner in British Columbia.

It had stories of costumers. He'd kick em out, scream/swear at them if the costumers were being idiots. I think it eventually became a Willow Video.

It had a poo poo lot of stories. I think the site had frames. Really old site. Anyone?

http://www.actsofgord.com/

He also used to be on the forums if I recall correctly:
SAclopedia has more info. http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=235
Canadian owner of a video games store. Runs a website, Acts of Gord, where which he describes the idiocy of retail customers and how he deals with them.

Registered at the Something Awful forums in early November of 2001 and proved to be a massive jackass. Was especially fond of trolling Nintendo threads in the Games forum. Got a bad reputation quickly and caused many people to call for his head.

Eventually FYAD poster Corbalt called Gord out December 2002 in FYAD and challenged him to a Starcraft match. The bet: If Corbalt could beat Gord ten times in a row, Gord would be permabanned. If Gord won even once, Corbalt would be permabanned. Corbalt proceeded to hand Gord's rear end to him; Gord claimed only nine games were played even though witnesses clearly witnessed ten.

Flamed out by posting a long, inaccurate rant directed at Lowtax in FYAD shortly before he was permabanned. Afterwards, it was discovered that his web hosting was run by furries.


Pics
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/KOMI18/gord1.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/KOMI18/gord2.jpg

I am Communist fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Aug 19, 2009

Jaketeck
Jul 6, 2004

<3 Robots

MrGreenShirt posted:

Is this what you were talking about?

Quake in real life

Is that the Host of Attack of the Show as a monster @2:03? Is this how you get to host your own show?

miasma blues
May 18, 2008

There fly those who didn't survive the winter.
It's going to be spring soon.

Dammerung posted:

There used to be a pretty cute picture of a spider sitting on a leaf that I loved. It was a jumping spider, and it was staring at some droplets of water immediately below it. I can't find it anymore, but I'm pretty sure it was in a cute pictures thread... well, kind of sure.

If this is the picture i think it is, it was in Critterquest 2008.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2891409

The poster mentioned he shook the leaf and the spider was said to have a 'why you do this?' look on her face.

bomblol
Jul 17, 2009

my first crapatar
I've been looking for a few days, but can't find it (which is why I'm here) It's not very old, I just saw it a year or two ago at most, it was some web video or series of people in an office, and they had a special episode (maybe it was a christmas or halloween special?) where their office was attacked by zombies. I don't know much else about the shower, other than that zombie episode and that it was set in an office type building.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

I remember reading about the "holy grail" of Porn, which was some just turned 18 year old girl who made one film for money, but then it never got released because her parents sued the company, since then I think they might have released it but I'm not sure. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

Just Google for Holy Grail of Porn: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Holy_Grail

Luigi Thirty posted:

A few years ago there was an SA post generator that was used for a goldmined thread. You gave it a username, avatar, and text, and it generated a fake post using the SA template. I can't find the thread or the generator. Does anyone still have the link to either?

Is this the generator?

http://www.mahnkiman.com/sa/cttemplate.html

Terebus posted:

My friend says that there is a video of a man having sex with a fish on the internet and wants to prove it to me but he is unable to find it. Does anyone know of this video, obviously as long as it's legal.

I think I might have a clip of a man sucking a dolphin's dick in my Gmail somewhere, if that's what you're looking for. I might have even found it here.

Plinko
Mar 5, 2001
Since this thread is bumped, I might as well ask:

Some goon made an animation "What I did for summer break" that was set to The Matrix music and was like Die Hard 2 set in space. No wait, Passenger 57 set in space. Ok, forget the space, it was like Air Force One set in flash. I want to say it was Liface, but maybe not. Googling hasn't found it for me.

Blatherskite
May 27, 2005

See this is Pez candy, see, you eat it. You put the candy in here, then you lift up the head. Candy comes out, then you eat it. Want some?
I am looking for an online comic--not a strip, it would come out in full pages. I think it *might* have linked through Opi8.com but I'm not even close to sure. I read it between 99-02. It was done in sepia tones, and the artwork was very detailed. It was set in an alternate version of New York, and had strong Lovecraftian overtones.

It featured a detective who adopted a girl after he finds her at a murder/suicide scene. Her parents were cultists. Later on she turns into a city sized monster-god, and her adoptive father goes on a drug-fuel rampage through the monster's guts with a samurai sword and cuts her out of the monster's heart.

I don't remember if it was good or not, but I'd love to read it again to find out.

platero
Sep 11, 2001

spooky, but polite, a-hole

Pillbug

Plinko posted:

Since this thread is bumped, I might as well ask:

Some goon made an animation "What I did for summer break" that was set to The Matrix music and was like Die Hard 2 set in space. No wait, Passenger 57 set in space. Ok, forget the space, it was like Air Force One set in flash. I want to say it was Liface, but maybe not. Googling hasn't found it for me.

http://www.mediatyrant.com/flash/index.html It was Luxmore, and the summer vid is on that page.

Plinko
Mar 5, 2001

platero posted:

http://www.mediatyrant.com/flash/index.html It was Luxmore, and the summer vid is on that page.
This is awesome, thanks. Like 2 or 3 years of searching. Appreciated.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Back when Syd Barrett died, the thread featured a picture on page 4 posted by homersays, of Syd in a store glancing over a magazine. I PM'd homersays but didn't hear back, and he hasn't posted in nearly two years. Google searches have proven fruitless. Anybody got it?

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


miasma blues posted:

The poster mentioned he shook the leaf and the spider was said to have a 'why you do this?' look on her face.

Thank you very much! It's such an adorable little spider... :3

Skitz
Apr 11, 2003

Your mommy kills animals! I bet you didn't know that.
A few years ago, probably six or seven, I saw a computer-animated short by some Italian guy (I think. Might've been Spanish.) about a guy out fishing on a lake at dusk snaring a zombie, who crawled up the fishing line into the boat. He also did another zombie short that took place in a cabin or house, I believe. It was one of the coolest cg shorts I've seen, and I've been searching for it for a while to no avail. If anybody knows what I'm talking about and could at least point me in the right direction I would really appreciate it.

edit:
Nevermind, of course I just found it, although it's a pretty lovely, youtubey version. And not quite as good as I remembered. Go figure.

The other one I was thinking of takes place in a church, and is still pretty good, if a bit dated.

Skitz fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Sep 3, 2009

LiterallyAnything
Jul 11, 2008

by vyelkin
Does anyone know where that thread is where the guy was looking up goons ancestry for like $70?

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005

Brady posted:

Does anyone know where that thread is where the guy was looking up goons ancestry for like $70?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2773100

I highly recommend his service, as he was able to trace some of my roots back to the 1400s.

Cinroth
Dec 11, 2008

Has it never occured
to you that this club
is overpopulated?
A month or so ago, I saw this amazing fan video to the song of some "generic rock band", or rather one of the more famous "generic rock bands" (sorry I really can't remember). The point of the video was to showcase how the songs lyrics and pacing was based upon some kind of mathematical rule, or similar. It struck me as quite incredible when I watched it but now I have completely forgotten what the video was called/which band and which song it concerned.

I realize this is pretty vague but if anyone feels this rings a bell it would be awesome.

Cinroth fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 4, 2009

cheeeeesecake
Aug 16, 2003
Heres Tool - Lateralus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7CZIJVxFY

Cinroth
Dec 11, 2008

Has it never occured
to you that this club
is overpopulated?

cheeeeesecake posted:

Heres Tool - Lateralus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7CZIJVxFY

Thank you very much!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




A few years ago, I stumbled upon a website of a guy describing how much he hated the town in Ohio he was living in. He posted pictures of what a miserable hole it is. Anyone know what I mean?

Say Ye Monkeys
May 2, 2009
Back when putting a game on a CD was the equivalent of using a dump truck to drive a kid to school, Galaxy of Games put out a buncha cd's with random games.

One of them was a game set in space where you and the AI would fight over a spot and could claim planets by landing on them until space shuttle-like ships of yours colonized it. It used sounds not unlike the ones used by Sean O'Connor.

Had Astroids-ish graphics, I just can't remember the name of it for the life of me. I did a search on the GoG Cd's, but I didn't recognize 'em.

Anyone remember a game like this?


EDIT: Ok, so I found the Cd Case devoid of the cd. It's Galaxy of Games 3, from back when Windows 3.1 was more used than 95. Dang, time flies.

Say Ye Monkeys fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Nov 18, 2009

Gnat Pack
Jul 20, 2009
Not too long ago, there was a thread on GBS about a Youtube channel ran by this psychiatrist. There was discussion about whether or not he was in character or if he was even a real mental health doctor, but his personality and eccentric charm made it really fun to watch, and what he talked about was pretty informative. Does anybody remember who I'm talking about?

edit: found him, it's DOCTOROFMINDMD. Check him out.

Gnat Pack fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Sep 4, 2009

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

sm8000 posted:

A few years ago, I stumbled upon a website of a guy describing how much he hated the town in Ohio he was living in. He posted pictures of what a miserable hole it is. Anyone know what I mean?

This is in Massachusetts, but is it The Virtual Suck Tour of Arlington?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




The Human Cow posted:

This is in Massachusetts, but is it The Virtual Suck Tour of Arlington?

Afraid not. It was definitely in Ohio, and the pictures were taken in wintertime or thereabouts. I think the town may have had a two-word name.

Alligator Pie
Apr 26, 2008

Give away the green grass, Give away the sky
This isn't really that old, so I'm hoping it can be found - in the deleted ebay scam thread with that Adam guy (I think that was his name), someone posted a youtube link to a rap remix that was basically a song made up entirely of profanity. It was hilarious and I loved it. It was possibly a remix of Dr. Dre? I know nothing of rap.

I cannot remember for the life of me what it was called, but I'd really like to find it and listen to it again! Can someone please link me?

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
I don't know the thread, but from your description of the song, the first one that comes to mind is gently caress the poo poo. The second one is Blink 182's poo poo Piss gently caress oval office Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits Fart Turd & Twat. The third is gently caress poo poo Piss.

davebees
Feb 18, 2009

Cheese Bread posted:

This isn't really that old, so I'm hoping it can be found - in the deleted ebay scam thread with that Adam guy (I think that was his name), someone posted a youtube link to a rap remix that was basically a song made up entirely of profanity. It was hilarious and I loved it. It was possibly a remix of Dr. Dre? I know nothing of rap.

I cannot remember for the life of me what it was called, but I'd really like to find it and listen to it again! Can someone please link me?

Is it this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GdvGo0FWK4

Alligator Pie
Apr 26, 2008

Give away the green grass, Give away the sky

m2pt5 posted:

I don't know the thread, but from your description of the song, the first one that comes to mind is gently caress the poo poo. The second one is Blink 182's poo poo Piss gently caress oval office Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits Fart Turd & Twat. The third is gently caress poo poo Piss.

They're not what I meant, but thank you for them anyway! They're awesome!



That's really, really close!!! Not quite the one I was looking for, but that is the idea. Thanks. :)

I just wish I could remember what it was called.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Hi, I'm looking for this old Dracula shockwave game that I think Universal used to have on their website. You get chased by Dracula through a maze and you can grab stakes to kill him or like garlic to ward him off. I think it had something to do with the re-release on DVD of a few Dracula movies.

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007
There was a website full of stories about idiotic McDonald's customers. I can't seem to find it. Is there an archive still around?

Dirty Deeds Thunderchief
Dec 12, 2006

This is more of an old game than an old internet thing, but what the hell. There was a game I played when I was little that I absolutely can't remember the name of, but I can remember most of the things you could do in it. There was a section where you had to guess what to put on a patient, and the doctor was always saying "put a bandage on it" or something. There was also a cafeteria type game where you had to assemble the correct order for a drive-through or something. And there was a cruise ship, and there was a house that you had to fix. It's extremely vague, but I reaaaally wish I could remember this game.

I actually remember another game I want to know the name of, and it was also supposed to be an educational game. I remember you had to get the right groceries from a shopping list at the supermarket, and that you had to get an ice-cream cone order right. Completely vague, I know.

As for actual internet things, there used to be this video on albinoblacksheep (yes, I know) that was a completely retarded flash video. It was absolute crap but I can never find it. There was a part in it where there are two guys sitting in a hallway and they're talking, and the guy is talking about he hit a girl with a bean bag.

Apparently, I have a terrible memory and I want to remember the worst, most terrible things ever.


Cheese Bread posted:

This isn't really that old, so I'm hoping it can be found - in the deleted ebay scam thread with that Adam guy (I think that was his name), someone posted a youtube link to a rap remix that was basically a song made up entirely of profanity. It was hilarious and I loved it. It was possibly a remix of Dr. Dre? I know nothing of rap.

I cannot remember for the life of me what it was called, but I'd really like to find it and listen to it again! Can someone please link me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXFSSByxkOU

Dirty Deeds Thunderchief fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Sep 7, 2009

Night55
Jun 14, 2008

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Does anyone remember a comedy flash animation where some creepy guy says something like "SSSsssssssuuuuuup... <insert long pause> ...Gangster." It's gotta be only like 5-7 years old, but it's been driving me crazy lately. I think they were in a restaurant...

Cabbagepots
Apr 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
I want to see the old Newgrounds Assassin page with the thumping techno on it.

Also I want to see some old 2000-2001 submissions from then.

Can anyone help me out here?

Soxors
Oct 21, 2008
I think about a year or two ago I ran across this hilarious porno blooper. The setting is on top of some bed and, you guessed it, a guy is having sex with a girl. However, he can't keep it hard or can't orgasm or something, and the camera guy (presumably the director also) starts taunting him. The actor proceeds to go down the hall and into the bathroom or something, all the while listening to this guy just belittle him. As soon as he has had enough, the actor is like "Hey man, you know what?" and throws a knockout punch to the camera guy.

Anyone know what i'm talking about?

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I'm looking for a series of pictures. I think they were goon-made, but I'm not sure. I lost all but one when my drive crashed a few years back. This is the only one of the series I still have:



I recall there being 9 or 10 in the series.

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