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First line was his commentquote:Words fail. . . . . . yes we can. L
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# ? Sep 28, 2009 16:12 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:06 |
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You should ask him if Ken Lay was wearing pro-Bush underwear when he was arrested. Heh.
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# ? Sep 28, 2009 16:35 |
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This is how real people do it: http://images.chron.com/blogs/whitehouse/archives/tom-delay-mugshot.jpg
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# ? Sep 28, 2009 16:39 |
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I've never seen someone wearing an Obama T-shirt before this email. It's called selection bias. Glad we have a nice email about it.
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# ? Sep 28, 2009 16:55 |
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There isn't a "(NOT RACIST)" big enough.
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# ? Sep 28, 2009 19:28 |
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I guess some judge got in trouble for having that email tacked up on the public bulletin board at the court, I'll see if I can find the story. Found it! http://thinkprogress.org/2009/08/11/lubbock-poster-obama/
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# ? Sep 29, 2009 01:20 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:There isn't a "(NOT RACIST)" big enough. Thats nothing, he sent me a copy of "Dangerous Demographics" which is a 8 minute infomercial on how brown people are outfucking us. All I remember from it is a reproduction rate of 1.3 is "not reversable" and islamics produce at a rate of 8.3 or something. It's like a racist Civ IV expansion or something. FEAR THE BETTER CHILD PRODUCING ISLAMIC Found it on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou5iaVSw_dE Toasticle fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Sep 29, 2009 |
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Toasticle posted:Thats nothing, he sent me a copy of "Dangerous Demographics" which is a 8 minute infomercial on how brown people are outfucking us. All I remember from it is a reproduction rate of 1.3 is "not reversable" and islamics produce at a rate of 8.3 or something. It's like a racist Civ IV expansion or something. Wow this is...horrifying.
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# ? Sep 29, 2009 03:12 |
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Toasticle posted:Thats nothing, he sent me a copy of "Dangerous Demographics" which is a 8 minute infomercial on how brown people are outfucking us. So what's he doing? Is he doing his part? How many yowling progeny has he produced for the White Race?
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# ? Sep 29, 2009 04:52 |
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Toasticle posted:Thats nothing, he sent me a copy of "Dangerous Demographics" which is a 8 minute infomercial on how brown people are outfucking us. All I remember from it is a reproduction rate of 1.3 is "not reversable" and islamics produce at a rate of 8.3 or something. It's like a racist Civ IV expansion or something. Silly Racists, everyone knows babies are born atheists! Slaan fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Sep 29, 2009 |
# ? Sep 29, 2009 06:44 |
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BullitNutz posted:Far be it from me to question why they think universities are hotbeds of liberal thought, then.
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# ? Sep 29, 2009 07:13 |
dphrag posted:In the future, the cute sounding girl at the pizza place will be able to see that you are, in fact, impotent. This is from a couple pages ago, but I personally thought that the fact she knew he was going on vacation with his wife, was impotent, and still needed a 48 pack of Trojans was the best part.
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# ? Sep 29, 2009 23:25 |
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I don't get crazy political emails. I get crazy political phone calls. My Mom was pissed, PISSED that Obama was flying AF1 on government money to promote Chicago's Olympic bid, and he should have just showed up via video or something. "If he wants to promote Chicago, he should do it on Chicago's dime."
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 02:01 |
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Hope this hasn't already been posted. A Juggernaut of craziness. Has pretty much everything. I even took the time to upload the images for the full experience. Enjoy:quote:How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a pastor's
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 04:17 |
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unnoticed posted:Hope this hasn't already been posted. A Juggernaut of craziness. Has pretty much everything. I even took the time to upload the images for the full experience. Enjoy: also, shit_that_never_happened.txt
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 08:14 |
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I'm too lazy to re-copy the stock photos of Cosby and re-create how the text keeps changing size/color but this entire thing is just stupid.quote:Bill Cosby has done it again..............HE HAS MY VOTE.
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 14:07 |
That was posted on the previous page. But yeah, the stupid never stops.
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 14:12 |
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This has been on snopes for at least a year as I forwarded the link over a year ago to my parents.
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 14:29 |
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I take it that it was not authored by Cosby.
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 15:05 |
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Gripen5 posted:I take it that it was not authored by Cosby. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp quote:BILL COSBY IS NOT A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 15:12 |
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I thought I had seen a couple things (especially the isolationist thing) on there before with very similar wording. Sorry bout the repeat
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 15:38 |
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Just got this one from my girlfriend's parents. It's not blowing anyone out of the water, it's just stupid I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU ALL BUT, I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR MONTHS, I FIND I SAVE MONEY!!!! AND THE PRODUCTS ARE JUST AS GOOD OR SOMETIMES EVEN BETTER. ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!! GOOD REMINDER ======= Good idea . . . one light bulb at a time . . . . A physics teacher in high school, once told the students that while one grasshopper on the railroad tracks wouldn't slow a train very much, a billion of them would . With that thought in mind, read the following, obviously written by a good American . Good idea . . . one light bulb at a time . . . . Check this out . I can verify this because I was in Lowes the other day for some reason and just for the heck of it I was looking at the hose attachments . They were all made in China . The next day I was in Ace Hardware and just for the heck of it I checked the hose attachments there . They were made in USA . Start looking . In our current economic situation, every little thing we buy or do affects someone else - even their job . So, after reading this email, I think this lady is on the right track . Let's get behind her! My grandson likes Hershey's candy . I noticed, though, that it is marked made in Mexico now . I do not buy it any more . My favorite toothpaste Colgate is made in Mexico now . I have switched to Crest . You have to read the labels on everything . This past weekend I was at Kroger. (Can be true for any store.) I needed 60W light bulbs and Bounce dryer sheets . I was in the light bulb aisle, and right next to the GE brand I normally buy was an off brand labeled, "Everyday Value . " I picked up both types of bulbs and compared the stats - they were the same except for the price . The GE bulbs were more money than the Everyday Value brand but the thing that surprised me the most was the fact that GE was made in MEXICO and the Everyday Value brand was made in - get ready for this - the USA in a company in Cleveland , Ohio . So throw out the myth that you cannot find products you use every day that are made right here . So on to another aisle - Bounce Dryer Sheets . . . yep, you guessed it, Bounce cost more money and is made in Canada . The Everyday Value brand was less money and MADE IN THE USA! I did laundry yesterday and the dryer sheets performed just like the Bounce Free I have been using for years and at almost half the price! My challenge to you is to start reading the labels when you shop for everyday things and see what you can find that is made in the USA - the job you save may be your own or your neighbors! If you accept the challenge, pass this on to others in your address book so we can all start buying American, one light bulb at a time! Stop buying from overseas companies! (We should have awakened a decade ago . . . . . . ) Let's get with the program . . . . help our fellow Americans keep their jobs and create more jobs here in the U . S . A . The same applies to doing business locally, support your local stores and ask them to buy American
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 15:44 |
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No-name products that are cheaper and just as good as name brand items? Why i never heard anything so crazy!
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 18:02 |
That Cosby thing..... drat, there has bee a lot of stupid crap in this thread, but that takes a large chunk of cake. I think I can feel my brain cells dying.
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 18:44 |
quote:•If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. Well when they put it that way...
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 21:39 |
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Vilerat posted:If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Oh come the gently caress on.
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 21:42 |
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Note: This is a long loving post. And I like to think it's point is to show both the Loony Email and my attempt to deal with said Loony. If this is too much or too E/N let me know and I'll either reformat it or dump it. Here's the email that came from my father-in law and the ensuing bullshit that entailed when I finally got sick of his countless FW: Read Below Please: I will continue the boycott to not mail with this stamp. It is really off the mark- Others will be doing the same- I Buy the universal stamp. I received this info from someone else. Harv - --- Can you believe this????? Obama has done it again!! We always wondered about his Muslim background. USPS New 42-Cent Stamp!!! Celebrates Muslim holiday. If there is only ONE thing you forward today... let it be this! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of Pan Am Flight 103! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military Barracks in Saudi Arabia ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE! REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/2001 ! REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks! Now President Obama has directed the United States Postal Service to REMEMBER and HONOR the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a new commemorative 42 Cent First Class Holiday Postage Stamp. REMEMBER to adamantly & vocally BOYCOTT this stamp, when you are purchasing your stamps at the post office. All you have to say is "No thank you, I do not want that Muslim Stamp on my letters!" To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those AMERICANS who died at the hands of those whom this stamp honors. REMEMBER ~ Pass this along to every Patriotic AMERICAN that you know and let's get the word out !!! Here is something to chew on... They (MUSLIMS) don't even believe in Christ, & they're getting their own Christmas stamp! BUT, don't dare to dream of posting the ten commandments on federal property! This is truly UNBELIEVABLE This was my response: quote:Hey, what about the about the Muslim Americans who died serving in Iraq and Afganistan? http://www.scribd.com/doc/8744179/American-Muslim-Soldier-Kareem-Rashad-Sultan-Khan-died-in-Iraq Or the other Muslim Americans who help this country run. Then he went totally apeshit. Here are a few things you should know about Harvey. A)He moved out to Mid Missouri ostensibly to prepare for the end of the world. He won't openly admit it, but he's said things along the line of, "Civilization collapses you can stay on the farm." B)He's my wife's step-father and I've heard him say to his wife: "Your ex-husband is from Italy, and that's close to Africa where they had a lot of trade. So your ex-probably likely has some friend of the family blood in him." C) Once, not too long ago, while at the farm my Mother in Law was casually tossing around the word friend of the family. When we told her it was a bad word (she's a foreigner ) she said she didn't know that because Harvey says that all the time. quote:Marrrrk, I really opened up a HUGE can of poo poo here. No one EVER sees themselves as the Bad Guy, especially the Bad Guy. So realizing he sent this to everyone on his mail list. So what was a one off, now has gone public. Perhaps I could have used a little more tact, but sometimes you are just tired of this poo poo. quote:Hi Harvey, quote:Hi Marrrrk, Of course there really is no dialog here. I have to wonder about what his source is for "The Peace Lie" as it seems to me that there are plenty of non-radical Muslims who just want to be left the gently caress alone to go about their business. The rest of the email is madness. I'm not retired, I don't have days to looks poo poo up and refute every point. I would say that he sounds like one big talking point, but I'd be wrong. He's taken the talking points, digested them and made them his world view. And here I think we live in two entirely different worlds. Everything he believes I think the complete opposite. It's weird. I also find it strange that he mentioned "Snopes Approved" email. I didn't know until I came here that there was a Snopes is Liberal FW going around. It makes me think of Cults that tell you not to listen to your family because they will dissuade you from the True Path. quote:
And we agree to disagree. The fact of the matter is, I lied my rear end off to keep the family peace. I have almost no respect for the guy. You can't keep blindly sending these emails out that are indeed racist/bigoted etc and not lose the respect of your family?
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 22:02 |
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Of course you think my father in law would know better than to keep sending me these FW: but 2 days later I got another one:quote:I would love to give the Pastor of this predominantly black church in Virginia a hug and a high My repsonse quote:After a quick search I must say: I find it odd that A) This quote was not attributed to anyone. No one says who preached it. B) No one says what church it was. C) There's no proof that that is was even said in either a predominantly black church, nor that it was even in Virginia. D) No one is claiming to have been there to hear it, or transcribe it. Oddly enough, for an email praises this nameless pastor a Leader, it's awfully sheeplike to just FW: it on and leave the same copy about wanting to give the pastor a hug that's on every version of this email. BTW, he hasn't stopped sending them to me, but I now have a filter on my email.
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 22:10 |
Wow, that’s just some Old Style racism right here. I think that stamp is pretty neat. Why did you bother even responding to this idiot? It is clear that Harvey is racist and based on his own emails, a moron.
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 22:17 |
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Diogines posted:Wow, that’s just some Old Style racism right here. I think that stamp is pretty neat. Why did you bother even responding to this idiot? It is clear that Harvey is racist and based on his own emails, a moron. He just pushed my button. It's odd. There are many different types of intelligence. Harvey designed and built his own house, so he's not stupid. He can fix nearly anything (provided you didn't want a neat or elegant solution) However he's losing a crap ton of money trying to find a system to beat the Stockmarket while listening to Fox all day.
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# ? Sep 30, 2009 22:26 |
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Vilerat posted:•If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. HOW DARE THEY!
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# ? Oct 1, 2009 14:47 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:HOW DARE THEY! Hey man it's not like the Blacks or Hispanics ever wanted to be regarded as oh jesus I can't do it
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# ? Oct 1, 2009 15:37 |
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Diogines posted:Wow, that’s just some Old Style racism right here. I think that stamp is pretty neat. Why did you bother even responding to this idiot? It is clear that Harvey is racist and based on his own emails, a moron.
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# ? Oct 1, 2009 20:21 |
RagnarokAngel posted:HOW DARE THEY! I freaking love that one. I about died laughing. Yes, they quietly lead their life because if they were open about it they'd be completely ostracized from friends and family. Or have anonymous gay sex that everyone and their mothers knows about but hey, they're totally not gay!
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# ? Oct 1, 2009 20:27 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:HOW DARE THEY! My thoughts exactly. I read that one and all I could think was "drat straight".
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# ? Oct 2, 2009 06:29 |
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Capn_Marrrrk posted:Of course you think my father in law would know better than to keep sending me these FW: but 2 days later I got another one: The funny thing about all this was that the preceding chapters dealt with Joseph instituting a government rationing program for grain harvested during the seven years of plenty so the nation of Egypt could survive the seven years of famine. 14 years of -~SOCIALISM~-!
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# ? Oct 2, 2009 19:11 |
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My retort to a conservatives vs liberals email..wormil posted:If a conservative doesn't have an enemy they manufacture one. The point was to poke fun.
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# ? Oct 4, 2009 07:13 |
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quote:•If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
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# ? Oct 4, 2009 20:30 |
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Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhhh!SOMETHING IN MY INBOX posted:Subject: SS - Evolved quote:Question: Which Political Party took Social Security from the Independent 'Trust Fund' and put it into the General Fund so that Congress could spend it ? Someone should warn the Chinese that all that money they're investing in the US economy is just being spent by congress. I'll get a Republican, hang on China!
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# ? Oct 5, 2009 01:23 |
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Grifter posted:A lot of dumb things in this thread, but this one jumped right out at me. The Parent's Television Council is responsible for some absurd number of FCC television content complaints, something like 97% of all complaints come from them and, big surprise, they're a conservative group.
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# ? Oct 5, 2009 16:24 |