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Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

yeah. Do it more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujb_HhMWT8A

From the related videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au0Zjn3eB9k#t=1m05s

Holy poo poo.

Z3n fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Oct 10, 2009

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Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

Z3n posted:

From the related videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au0Zjn3eB9k&feature=video_response

Holy poo poo. Skip ahead to like 2 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au0Zjn3eB9k&feature=video_response#t=2m00s

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

yeah. Do it more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujb_HhMWT8A

Driven like this a few times on the freeway (the side road footage looks scary) with a friend. It's fun as hell when you're going twice as fast as everyone else but as soon as you're done and look back on it you put you shake your head down and think about how stupid you were.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Totally forgot about that. Thanks. Fixed the link to the start of the action.

And I think most motorcyclists have done that at one point or another. I did this in 20 minutes once. I slowed once over 17, thinking there may be a cop ahead, and there was a bike cop with his radar out. Crawled past at 55 and then kicked it back up to triple digits. Stupid.

Z3n fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Oct 10, 2009

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

Z3n posted:

Totally forgot about that. Thanks. Fixed the link to the start of the action.

And I think most motorcyclists have done that at one point or another. I did this in 20 minutes once. I slowed once over 17, thinking there may be a cop ahead, and there was a bike cop with his radar out. Crawled past at 55 and then kicked it back up to triple digits. Stupid.

You also have to consider that in LA everyone is driving 80 or 90 mph on the freeway in that type of light traffic, and he's just zooming by them. I did 120 at most driving like that, but he's probably doing 130-160.

Just finished watching that bicycle video. They have waaay more balls than any motorcyclist. Spandex and a skull cap helmet at most? You would see me in full leather if I tried to keep up with them.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Go to 4 minutes, how the hell did he get through that tiny gap? Those guys are crazy. I think Seattle used to have a bike messenger race, but I think I heard one year the 1st place finisher got hit right after crossing the finish line.

sectoidman
Aug 21, 2006
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

Z3n posted:

Totally forgot about that. Thanks. Fixed the link to the start of the action.

And I think most motorcyclists have done that at one point or another. I did this in 20 minutes once. I slowed once over 17, thinking there may be a cop ahead, and there was a bike cop with his radar out. Crawled past at 55 and then kicked it back up to triple digits. Stupid.

I'm gonna guess that this style of riding would be firmly in the 'hooliganism' class on that one 'motorcycling threat level' chart that was posted here a while back.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

sectoidman posted:

I'm gonna guess that this style of riding would be firmly in the 'hooliganism' class on that one 'motorcycling threat level' chart that was posted here a while back.

Depends on if you think lane sharing between 2 cars midcorner at around 90mph on one of the deadliest stretches of road in the bay area is hooligan or not :xd:

I just had to get somewhere, I overslept and a friend was going to leave for LA without me. I think hooliganism is usually a little less...directed.

I'm still not sure how I survived my first few years of riding. I learned to ride fast but neglected good judgment.

Revenant.Eagle
Oct 4, 2005

I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

yeah. Do it more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujb_HhMWT8A

Nah brah, you gotta do it like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r-1t6D5E6U

Hooligan level black has been attained.

Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k
gently caress NYC bicyclists seriously. I rode my GF to NYC this past tuesday to go hang out at southstreet seaport and was filtering some city traffic when a loving bicyclist tried proving physics wrong and occupying the same space as me while filtering the side of a bus and a few cabs. My fat rear end sportbikes pushed him out though :smug:

Also, holyyy poo poo that guy in the gif is so dead. That other one was most likely avoidable. I've been in the situation where I've had a spit second to think before either hitting the back of a stalled car at 90mph or leaning the loving bike over and avoiding death and I must say my flight or fight kicked in pretty well.

BeastPussy
Jul 15, 2003

im so mumped up lmao

Z3n posted:

From the related videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au0Zjn3eB9k#t=1m05s

Holy poo poo.

Cycling in city traffic is so much fun, they're probably having a blast.

benwards
Apr 9, 2007

Another youthful indiscretion

Z3n posted:

Totally forgot about that. Thanks. Fixed the link to the start of the action.

And I think most motorcyclists have done that at one point or another. I did this in 20 minutes once. I slowed once over 17, thinking there may be a cop ahead, and there was a bike cop with his radar out. Crawled past at 55 and then kicked it back up to triple digits. Stupid.

I've gone past way too many dead cyclists on 17 to ever want to go hooligan on that stretch of road. I'll stick to Bear Creek and Wildcat Canyon, thank you very much. :p

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Z3n posted:

From the related videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au0Zjn3eB9k#t=1m05s

Holy poo poo.

needs a soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTVxqXbjbCM

-Inu-
Nov 11, 2008

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY CUBIC CENTIMETERS
Why you never lube your chain with the bike running (I bet you all know where this is going)..

:nms:http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261:nms:

Courtesy of the gixxer.com forums of course. Ugh my hand hurts just thinking about it.

Revenant.Eagle
Oct 4, 2005

I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.


Riding scurrzz me!

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Revenant.Eagle posted:



Riding scurrzz me!

That is :ughh: for CA.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


-Inu- posted:

Why you never lube your chain with the bike running (I bet you all know where this is going)..

:nms:http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261:nms:

Courtesy of the gixxer.com forums of course. Ugh my hand hurts just thinking about it.

I love how the internet has evolved us to the point where we take a picture of ourselves before getting our injuries treated.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Revenant.Eagle posted:



Riding scurrzz me!

I guess that's one way to put lights on race plastics.

BeastPussy
Jul 15, 2003

im so mumped up lmao

Deeters posted:

I love how the internet has evolved us to the point where we take a picture of ourselves before getting our injuries treated.

yeah but if you ever think about doing something similar you're gonna remember the dude who lost part of his fingers

good cautionary tales, these

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

-Inu- posted:

Why you never lube your chain with the bike running (I bet you all know where this is going)..

:nms:http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261:nms:

Courtesy of the gixxer.com forums of course. Ugh my hand hurts just thinking about it.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk

spazzing out right now...everything hurts

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

MetaJew posted:

I guess that's one way to put lights on race plastics.

My friend's bike has a light drilled in one side that's circular, and the other side has an eye patch with a jolly roger.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Jack the Smack posted:

My friend's bike has a light drilled in one side that's circular, and the other side has an eye patch with a jolly roger.

So it looks something like this:

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

-Inu- posted:

Why you never lube your chain with the bike running (I bet you all know where this is going)..

:nms:http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261:nms:

Courtesy of the gixxer.com forums of course. Ugh my hand hurts just thinking about it.

Holy gently caress. I ran my hand through my sprocket one day while cleaning my bmx bike chain and it hurt like a bitch. I can not imagine how loving bad that must have hurt.

-Inu-
Nov 11, 2008

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY CUBIC CENTIMETERS

Revenant.Eagle posted:



Riding scurrzz me!
I love this.

Deeters posted:

I love how the internet has evolved us to the point where we take a picture of ourselves before getting our injuries treated.
Well to be fair he said he took the pics while waiting for the ambulance to arrive. Then again I don't think my first reaction after losing half of my loving fingers would be "oh poo poo, gotta take pics for the internet!".

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
I may just be a small town boy but I really don't understand how that happens. He had the engine running, but it's not like the chain was moving.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

abigserve posted:

I may just be a small town boy but I really don't understand how that happens. He had the engine running, but it's not like the chain was moving.

Yes it was

Gnaghi
Jan 25, 2008

Is this a good first bike?

abigserve posted:

I may just be a small town boy but I really don't understand how that happens. He had the engine running, but it's not like the chain was moving.

He had it in gear and went to wipe down the chain...ugh you think something would have clicked on how bad of an idea that was.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

abigserve posted:

I may just be a small town boy but I really don't understand how that happens. He had the engine running, but it's not like the chain was moving.


As was said, the whole reason he had it running was so the chain would move by itself so he could wipe it down faster. Even if it was in neutral, any bike with a wet clutch would probably still be able to move the rear tire a little (i.e. enough to cut some fingers off).

Shuka
Dec 19, 2000
Jesus H christ on a stick those did not look like clean cuts in the slightest, ragged edges.

I almost think the worst part would be having to explain how I chopped my own fingers off.

I only say that because I do lots of stupid things and explaining them is the hard part.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Shuka posted:

I almost think the worst part would be having to explain how I chopped my own fingers off.

Yeah, I'd have to come up with a cool story about how I was wrestling a baby away from a rabid bear or something. The truth will surely fail to impress the ladies.

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames
Using a chainsaw to defend myself in the woods against an onslaught off rabid wolves and when I cut into one of their jaws and their teeth went flying around like bullets and hosed up my fingers.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Spraying chain with oil/wax while idling in first gear: good idea.

Cleaning chain with a rag while idling in first gear: really bad idea.

I use the first, but would never do the last. I know a guy who lost the first part of his index finger doing that, and lost it down to the first joint. It's too easy to grab too hard or have the rag snag on the sprocket or chain, and then your sportbike turns into a bone crusher.

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames
Why in the gently caress would anyone do any sort of maintenance where any part of their body is close to touching a mechanically assisted moving part?! It's like...basic common sense.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe
Owwwww. As soon as I heard something like these existed, I realized I'd need to put one on any bike I may ever own. I'm not one to do retarded things (usually) but a little extra insurance never hurts.

http://www.gbracing.eu/Kawasaki.110/Kawasaki-Ninja-ZX-6R-2009.127/Universal-Lower-Chain-Guard-%25252F-Shark-Fin.355.html

ranathari
May 26, 2006

by elpintogrande
Just fit a Scottoiler and never worry about oiling your chain again.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Scottoiler: Less expensive than paying a doctor to amputate your ragged fingerstumps

Zool
Mar 21, 2005

The motard rap
for all my riders
at the track
Dirt hardpacked
corner workers better
step back
Yep, I'm pretty slow.

http://vimeo.com/7014324

And I'm too much of a pussy to jump the whoop section.

shacked up with Brenda
Mar 8, 2007

Zool posted:

And I'm too much of a pussy to jump the whoop section.

Don't try whoops unless you're ready for them. It takes guts and seat time to even attempt skipping the tops of them, and you can case it pretty hard if you mess up. No ones gonna laugh at ya for rolling.

Gnaghi
Jan 25, 2008

Is this a good first bike?

Zool posted:

Yep, I'm pretty slow.

http://vimeo.com/7014324

And I'm too much of a pussy to jump the whoop section.

That still looks like awesome fun. The track by me is all pavement or all dirt, but not both at the same time.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
When hitting a jump, it helps to stay on the power before the upslope. The front of the bike will come down, as opposed to a burst of throttle at the top that keeps the front tire up. I did motocross as a kid and it made me a little smoother.

drat I need a sumo.

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