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Cronus
Mar 9, 2003

Hello beautiful.
This...is gonna get gross.
Preview for 308 is up if you look around (check SK.net) and there won't be a break between this and 309. Back to Guts and Co.

Looks like Guts' burns are healed from the astral wave when Ganishka opened up. Oh, and a ghost ship!

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varo
Jan 2, 2009

themindisonfire posted:

What is with the artist's phobia of drawing dongs? Bodies sliced in half is a-ok but a full nude is no-no?

Reminds me of the guy in art class who wouldn't draw the privates when the nudes come in.

There's gotta be at least one apostle that's a giant penis, there's no way they're all vaginas.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Fallen Rib

varo posted:

There's gotta be at least one apostle that's a giant penis, there's no way they're all vaginas.

They do, but they are always spiked club headed penii. Basically the worst looking things ever

varo
Jan 2, 2009

The ogre was basically a big ol' peen if that counts.

DamnGlitch
Sep 2, 2004

Christ what's wrong with you people :psyduck:

FossilFuelUser
May 8, 2004
Global Warming

Scoobi posted:

They do, but they are always spiked club headed penii. Basically the worst looking things ever

The eclipse had a bunch of dick-monsters.

Also there's a lot of monsters that aren't dick-beasts per se, but the way they're shaped is very suggestive: http://www.zoolooman.com/misc/berserkpage03.jpg

Mr. Deathy
Aug 3, 2003

I'd never actually noticed the Lancer guy's crotch before, but now I can't see anything else.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Five loving chapters.

I don't think about this thread for 6 months and come back to find five loving chapters.

:argh: x one million

Our only hope is that things will speed up now that he can stop drawing entire nation's armies in huge double spreads.

\/\/\/ POR QUE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

I Feel Every Flower That is Screaming to Consume You

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Oct 8, 2009

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk

sephiroth669 posted:

Our only hope is that things will speed up now that he can stop drawing entire nation's armies in huge double spreads now.

cue multiple splash pages showing intricate elven architecture

El Jorge
Feb 26, 2006

A spiritus dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.


A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.
The last time I read this thread was 22 September 2008 and y'all were discussing 297. I come back and 308 isn't out. One whole year and only 10 episodes.

Indiana_Krom
Jun 18, 2007
Net Slacker

El Jorge posted:

The last time I read this thread was 22 September 2008 and y'all were discussing 297. I come back and 308 isn't out. One whole year and only 10 episodes.

10 whole chapters... wow has it really been that many?

El Jorge
Feb 26, 2006

A spiritus dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.


A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.

Indiana_Krom posted:

10 whole chapters... wow has it really been that many?

I can't see the forest for all the two-page spreads.

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.

El Jorge posted:

One whole year and only 10 episodes.

Considering it's supposed to be a monthly that seems about right. With all the breaks I'd have thought it was far less.

Mr. Deathy
Aug 3, 2003

It's NOT supposed to be monthly. For like 15 years it was every 2 weeks, with an occasional missed issue I guess.

Jimmybob
Mar 7, 2005
I think his old schedule was every two weeks. It's still like that for maybe 3 chapters in a row and then he takes 3 or 4 months with no chapters. I'm really looking forward to what's going to happen with Guts and his companions.

Edit: beaten

Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.
Can only imagine if a Guts, Zodd, and Griffith fight broke out, we'll be 80 by the time they actually get one sword swung.

Andrigaar
Dec 12, 2003
Saint of Killers

Diabetic posted:

Can only imagine if a Guts, Zodd, and Griffith fight broke out, we'll be 80 by the time they actually get one sword swung.

But we'd have decades worth of flourished blades and two-page spreads of sun-flares so dramatic that even Bryan Hitch would cream his shorts.

Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.
308 is up, looks like we're getting somewhere! :dance:

YouTuber
Jul 31, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
They didn't bother to translate the next date or are we going on hiatus again?

Cronus
Mar 9, 2003

Hello beautiful.
This...is gonna get gross.
No break. I said so at the top of this page. :)

Zorak
Nov 7, 2005
Goodddd the chapter rules so hard, and it ended on such an awesome loving note. Fuuuuuuuuuck

Nate RFB
Jan 17, 2005

Clapping Larry
"It's been a while, though."

Yeah, no kidding.

But yeah I'm feeling it again..

Zorak
Nov 7, 2005

Nate RFB posted:

"It's been a while, though."

Yeah, no kidding.

But yeah I'm feeling it again..

Nice to know he's conscious of it too.

Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.
It's sad that I completely forgot about where this was going other than remembering that they were heading to Elf lands, but now we got some hot pirate action and Guts looks like he is gonna just wake up "The gently caress is this?" and kill everyone almost makes the long waits worth it.

Micgael
Aug 8, 2007

"Gimme a kiss."
Outside of four pages of flying bird I was happy to see a return to the Guts I know and love.

GoldenNugget
Mar 27, 2008
:dukedog:
no elves yet but drat it's great to see the cast again.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh God, a new chapter! And with... text! A chapter not made entirely of two-page spreads!

Revelant
Jul 27, 2007

Ask me about my male escort services. 30% Discounts for Goons.

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet
I'm really tempted to read this right now... at work. How do I explain reading ultra violent Japanese comics when I should be working on my spreadsheets instead? :(

tsob
Sep 26, 2006

Chalalala~

hog wizard posted:

I'm really tempted to read this right now... at work. How do I explain reading ultra violent Japanese comics when I should be working on my spreadsheets instead? :(

I'm on a break. Alternately, tell them it's what Japanese spreadsheets look like, and you're testing them for efficiency.

Hellbunny
Dec 24, 2008

I'm not bad, I'm just misunderstood.
Wh, oh why are there no links? Specificly to the newest chapter(s)?

Hung Yuri
Aug 29, 2007

by Tiny Fistpump

Hellbunny posted:

Wh, oh why are there no links? Specificly to the newest chapter(s)?

Because google is your friend.

Gwynne
Oct 24, 2004
I'm a gnome

Hellbunny posted:

Wh, oh why are there no links? Specificly to the newest chapter(s)?



... http://www.evil-genius.us/

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
It's because Berserk is licensed and the english volumes aren't too far away from the current chapter, I think.

Zorak
Nov 7, 2005
No, there really isn't a justifiable reason for not linking the recent chapters.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Oh in that case, Here it is

PieThief
Apr 9, 2009
Yer mother'sh a whore, Trebek!
Finally caught up to the most recent chapter. Now to play the waiting game with you guys. :unsmith:

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

PieThief posted:

Finally caught up to the most recent chapter. Now to play the waiting game with you guys. :unsmith:

The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
I found out a guy at work ran the Hawks back in the day, if anyone used to get their Berserk from there. http://www.thehawks.org/ I tried talking to him about some of my favorite story arcs and how the story might finally focuse on Guts again. But he hadn't read Bersek since he stopped updating, and the only thing he vaguely remembers is Guts getting his armor. Kind of bummed me out because I would always use the Hawks 4 or 5 years ago when I read the whole series. Never meet your heroes, guys.

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Captain Controversy
Jan 25, 2007
eXCeSS bought me this account because I am a whiny BITCH!
I want the crew to call Guts on board to deal with the ghost pirates and the first expression on his face we see is an exasperated roll-eyes.

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