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Ho ho ho, amazing. Here people were thinking that it was too late for them to announce it for release with the DVDs, but nope! And, yes, let's hope they tear it apart for being a terrible abortion that somehow made less sense than any previous Bay film. I LIKED Transformers 1, but this thing was just a loving travesty. I wasn't expecting fantastic high drama, but this thing was just crap.
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IUG posted:That movie is so bad I can't even watch it again with a Riff. I'll be brave and give it the old college try, but I doubt I'll finish it.
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Oct 16, 2009 23:41
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Wiseblood posted:No surprise here. I hope they really tear it a new one: I was afraid of this. Oh well, if I can survive Glitter and Crossroads, I guess I can survive this, too.
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Oct 16, 2009 23:43
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Mister Kingdom posted:I was afraid of this. Oh well, if I can survive Glitter and Crossroads, I guess I can survive this, too. Glitter and Crossroads didn't have Minstrelbots and 90 minutes of buildup to a 12 second final fight. They also had coherent stories, and, dare I say, acting (to some degree).
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Oct 16, 2009 23:54
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Glitter and Crossroads didn't have Minstrelbots and 90 minutes of buildup to a 12 second final fight. You must be joking. Say what you want about Transformers 2 but you can't complain that it doesn't have enough action. I have never seen so much giant robot fighting as in that movie.
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Wandle Cax posted:You must be joking. Say what you want about Transformers 2 but you can't complain that it doesn't have enough action. I have never seen so much giant robot fighting as in that movie. Oh yeah, you have zombie robots getting blown up left and right. But the whole movie builds up to Optimus vs. Megatron, and the villain so scary Megatron cowers before him, The Fallen. And when they show up, what happens? 12 seconds of shakey-cam. Cue Linkin Park. (and don't forgot the 120' super-mega-constructicon that gets blown away in 5 seconds so we can free up screentime for LOL POT, OH MOM!  )
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Oct 17, 2009 00:03
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Wiseblood posted:No surprise here. I hope they really tear it a new one: The good news: I loved the riff of the first movie. The bad news: I have to either buy or rent this.
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Oct 17, 2009 00:07
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Gaseous Snake posted:The good news: I loved the riff of the first movie. The Horrible Shame: Buy it. The Semi-Shame: Rent it. The Semi-Semi-Shame: Redbox it. Guilt Free: Torrent. The choice is yours. I'm gonna wait for Netflix.
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Oct 17, 2009 00:10
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That should be called The Rifftrax conundrum. I want to make fun of these horrible abortions, but I don't want to be seen with them in my hands.
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Overwined posted:That should be called The Rifftrax conundrum. I want to make fun of these horrible abortions, but I don't want to be seen with them in my hands. I suffered much shame when I had to ask the clerk at Hollywood Video for the Britney Spears' Crossroads and not the Ralph Macchio version. Also, new short is up: http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/american-thrift-part-1 Edit: The short is pretty good. Sample riff: "I cut my hair with a stapler." Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Oct 17, 2009 |
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Oct 17, 2009 00:29
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Wiseblood posted:No surprise here. I hope they really tear it a new one: As someone who enjoyed ROTF, I look forward to this riff. There's something comforting about the guys riffing a movie you liked, I don't know what it is...
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Oct 17, 2009 05:25
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Overwined posted:That should be called The Rifftrax conundrum. I want to make fun of these horrible abortions, but I don't want to be seen with them in my hands. I actually had to make my girlfriend go rent Twilight so that I could mock it. I couldn't bring myself to go to the rental place and bring it to the counter. That being said, the riffing was pretty damned good for that one.
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Sundae posted:I actually had to make my girlfriend go rent Twilight so that I could mock it. I couldn't bring myself to go to the rental place and bring it to the counter. ... ... line? Yeah it was good. I'm sure I would have gouged my eyes out if I had to watch it unriffed.
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Sundae posted:I actually had to make my girlfriend go rent Twilight so that I could mock it. I couldn't bring myself to go to the rental place and bring it to the counter. The thing I wonder about Twilight is did the people in the movie realize they were supposed to act and not just stand around reading lines?
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Mister Kingdom posted:The thing I wonder about Twilight is did the people in the movie realize they were supposed to act and not just stand around reading lines? Hey man, that's not fair at all! Kristen Stewart did a lot of lip biting too. That has to count for something.
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Overwined posted:Hey man, that's not fair at all! Kristen Stewart did a lot of lip biting too. That has to count for something. Well, by all means, give her an Oscar!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Well, by all means, give her an Oscar! I would like to add that she shoved her hands in her pockets and looked down, then up a lot. Sometimes while biting her lip at the same time. You have no idea wht kind of skill that takes. She puts Katharine Hepburn and Meryl Streep to shame.
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God drat it, when's Transformers 2 going up? I just scored the DVD. Gimme gimme gimme!
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Tony Danza Claus posted:God drat it, when's Transformers 2 going up? I just scored the DVD. Gimme gimme gimme! Thursday. http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,15795.msg477997.html#msg477997
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Dammit Rifftrax, it's costing me $1 a day to have this piece of crap checked out from the Redbox. It is now my day off, and I am bored. Why do you hate me?
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Dammit Rifftrax, it's costing me $1 a day to have this piece of crap checked out from the Redbox. We all must make sacrifices. 
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My wife and I are holding a get-together for Halloween, and we're thinking about having a Rifftrax movie or two playing in the main room. Does anyone have an opinion on the best horror/thriller/creepy movies they've riffed so far? We're leaning toward the VOD-available ones, since it would be much simpler to set up on our main television (I don't have an easy way to play a second audio source). Unfortunately, that limits the selection quite a bit.
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The Happening?
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The Happening is good, but I think the Halloween Riff is one of my all time favorites. Also Saw was surprisingly good despite not having Mike.
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Mister Kingdom posted:We all must make sacrifices. I'm pretty sure that paying money for transformers 2 is a sacrifice in itself.
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zimbomonkey posted:I'm pretty sure that paying money for transformers 2 is a sacrifice in itself. Speaking of which, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is now available!
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The best horror movie is Troll 2, in my opinion, and it's available on VOD. Definitely get that one.
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Wow.
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Behonkiss posted:Wow. They had quite a streak going. But I'm not watching this poo poo.
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You must never seen the old MST3K Oscar Special (on Sci-Fi Channel), as they were really tearing this movie apart when it was on screen.
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Behonkiss posted:Wow. Holy poo poo that's totally from left field!
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Behonkiss posted:Wow. loving YES. If for no other reason than the dirty look that I just got from my wife when I showed her the picture.
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Oct 23, 2009 22:50
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Behonkiss posted:Wow. I knew this day would come. This horrible, horrible day.
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Oct 23, 2009 22:56
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Guess it's time for them to make fun of David Warner once more.
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MY FANTASYS.zip posted:Guess it's time for them to make fun of David Warner once more. David Warner, I place you under arrest by order of David Warner.
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Avarcirwen posted:David Warner, I place you under arrest by order of David Warner. You are accused of the crime of throwing wizard whizz, how do you plea?
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Avarcirwen posted:David Warner, I place you under arrest by order of David Warner. I love that MST3k episode. "I'M COMING!!!"
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Behonkiss posted:Wow. loving gently caress!!! 10 loving years I go without seeing that movie, based on the opinion that it was a crime against good taste and humanity....oh loving hell. My streak is over 
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Watched a double riffed feature last night of Twilight and Transformers 2. And as bad as it is to admit this with the rifftrack I liked Twilight more. "Sit down have some plaid" "The armadillo did it" followed shortly by "O god where is the armadillo"
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Forgive me for not searching through all 40 pages of this thread, but is there a favorite method of putting the Rifftrax onto a DVD with the film itself, so that you just pop in the DVD and it plays like an MST3k?
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