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madprocess
Sep 23, 2004

by Ozmaugh

Ensign_Ricky posted:

What sucks is its after those first 50 pages that it gets really good.

"You'll hate the first 50 pages and last 25 pages, but the 400 in between are AWESOME" is a good review for almost any King book.

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kosherpickle
Aug 6, 2009
I cannot explain why I enjoy his boring drivel so much. There is a scene in Bag of Bones where Noonan is simply sitting in front of his dead wife's belongings and he eats a mouse-shaped chocolate covered marshmallow and I just lap scenes like that up.

madprocess
Sep 23, 2004

by Ozmaugh

kosherpickle posted:

I cannot explain why I enjoy his boring drivel so much. There is a scene in Bag of Bones where Noonan is simply sitting in front of his dead wife's belongings and he eats a mouse-shaped chocolate covered marshmallow and I just lap scenes like that up.

He's honestly excellent at characterization. That, and building a town/city/world that feel "real" would be, I would say, his best ability.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

kosherpickle posted:

I cannot explain why I enjoy his boring drivel so much. There is a scene in Bag of Bones where Noonan is simply sitting in front of his dead wife's belongings and he eats a mouse-shaped chocolate covered marshmallow and I just lap scenes like that up.

If Stephen King wrote a book about mid-life crises/divorce/disfigurement/growing old that didn't have a horror or supernatural element I would buy it in an instant. Bag of Bones and Duma Key I greatly preferred the "lonely old man puttering around his vacation home trying piece together his identity and find meaning" so much that I was almost dreading whenever the next ghost handjob/ghost ship scene would pop up because then it would be another 100 pages of supernatural stuff.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

...of SCIENCE! posted:

If Stephen King wrote a book about mid-life crises/divorce/disfigurement/growing old that didn't have a horror or supernatural element I would buy it in an instant.

Ditto.

kosherpickle
Aug 6, 2009
I would buy it too and read it to death. I enjoy the scary shits he does but I also enjoy the way he writes in general. It's not Shakespeare(thank god) but I find it great.

Is there not a normal King thread here? 'Cus Under the dome comes out in two days and I would love to discuss the gently caress out of it. Maybe a read along/discussion thread for the book itself would be nice, like, read to a certain chapter by a certain day and discuss and/or discuss with spoilers if you read ahead. I know they have a thread like that already stickied, but not for this book.

Chamberk
Jan 11, 2004

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire
This IS the normal King thread.

Planning to go by a Wal-Mart on Tuesday and grab a copy. Can't beat 9 bucks.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Chamberk posted:

This IS the normal King thread.

Planning to go by a Wal-Mart on Tuesday and grab a copy. Can't beat 9 bucks.

I thought the $9 was only for walmart.com? Not instore.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



My local Kroger already has Under The Dome for sale. Still don't really want to read it.

lamb SAUCE
Nov 1, 2005

Ooh, racist.

muscles like this? posted:

I thought the $9 was only for walmart.com? Not instore.

Yeah, it's pre-order only.

Chamberk
Jan 11, 2004

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire
Oh. Weak. Well, whatever - I'm sure I can find it relatively cheap.

lamb SAUCE
Nov 1, 2005

Ooh, racist.

Chamberk posted:

Oh. Weak. Well, whatever - I'm sure I can find it relatively cheap.

Local supermarkets with a book section are a best bet. New hardcovers tend to get good discounts for the first week or two.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

I am going to 100th The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon as his worst book. I was bored to tears, and I only finished it because I cannot stand to stop reading a book without knowing what happens.

I have also read some hate for The Tommyknockers. I found a 25 cent hardback version of it in a book cart, and it has been sitting on my shelf for 2 or 3 years. Now I am debating whether to put it next in my queue, or use it to weatherproof my windows.

So is The Tommyknockers worth a read or is it drivel?

madprocess
Sep 23, 2004

by Ozmaugh

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I am going to 100th The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon as his worst book. I was bored to tears, and I only finished it because I cannot stand to stop reading a book without knowing what happens.

I have also read some hate for The Tommyknockers. I found a 25 cent hardback version of it in a book cart, and it has been sitting on my shelf for 2 or 3 years. Now I am debating whether to put it next in my queue, or use it to weatherproof my windows.

So is The Tommyknockers worth a read or is it drivel?

I like the Tommyknockers, it's funny and interesting.

lamb SAUCE
Nov 1, 2005

Ooh, racist.
My copy of Under the Dome came today. Woo :dance: gently caress this is a big book. Comparing it to the size of Infinite Jest, it is slightly bigger.

lamb SAUCE fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Nov 9, 2009

epoch.
Jul 24, 2007

When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

So is The Tommyknockers worth a read or is it drivel?

Tommyknockers is highly inventive and unique from his other books, and it's the only book, iirc, that he doesn't recall writing. What's particularly interesting, from a writing perspective, is that he claims the book was born out of a single event: tripping over something in the woods.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

epoch. posted:

Tommyknockers is highly inventive and unique from his other books, and it's the only book, iirc, that he doesn't recall writing. What's particularly interesting, from a writing perspective, is that he claims the book was born out of a single event: tripping over something in the woods.

I thought it was him attempting to 'remake' Lovecraft's The Color Out of Space.

But anyways yes, it's definitely worth reading, I don't get the hate for it.

Kid Awesome
Sep 24, 2009

by Fistgrrl
Questions for the King fans:

I read the "review" of under the dome, checking out the wiki entry on Tommyknockers and I think some other books that I can't think of the name of (Stand maybe?). But does the forced politics bother people?

Conservative = murder and rapists with dark secrets they try to keep covered
Liberals = heroes of the stories with dark secrets they try to atone for

I will admit that I'm not that well read of his books, but I can't help but notice a bit of a theme

madprocess
Sep 23, 2004

by Ozmaugh

epoch. posted:

Tommyknockers is highly inventive and unique from his other books, and it's the only book, iirc, that he doesn't recall writing. What's particularly interesting, from a writing perspective, is that he claims the book was born out of a single event: tripping over something in the woods.

Cujo's the one he has no memory of writing. He remembers writing Tommyknockers and has stated in interviews that it's somewhat like a metaphor for his various addictions he had at the time.

Late last night and the night before,

Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at the door.

I want to go out, don't know if I can,

'Cause I'm so afraid of the Tommyknocker man.


Chairman Capone posted:

I thought it was him attempting to 'remake' Lovecraft's The Color Out of Space.

But anyways yes, it's definitely worth reading, I don't get the hate for it.

I think people hate it because it isn't all horror all the time, instead being a pretty drat good horror/sci-fi yarn.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Kid Awesome posted:

Questions for the King fans:

I read the "review" of under the dome, checking out the wiki entry on Tommyknockers and I think some other books that I can't think of the name of (Stand maybe?). But does the forced politics bother people?

Conservative = murder and rapists with dark secrets they try to keep covered
Liberals = heroes of the stories with dark secrets they try to atone for

I will admit that I'm not that well read of his books, but I can't help but notice a bit of a theme

Mother Abagail is pretty conservative in The Stand and she's essentially the main 'good guy.' While Randall Flagg is depicted as the liberal permissive type guy.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

madprocess posted:

I like the Tommyknockers, it's funny and interesting.

epoch. posted:

Tommyknockers is highly inventive and unique from his other books...

Chairman Capone posted:

But anyways yes, it's definitely worth reading, I don't get the hate for it.

Thanks folks. I am definitely going to finally read this instead of just letting it mock me from the shelf.

I would also like to defend Bag of Bones. When I read this (probably in about 2001), I loved it and it was my favorite King book for a while. You fall in love with some of the characters, and then King crushes your spirits by doing something bad to one of them. I nearly teared up, and I don't even bat an eyelash when Sarah McLachlan plays sad music and shows video of tortured animals on my television.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Kid Awesome posted:

Questions for the King fans:

I read the "review" of under the dome, checking out the wiki entry on Tommyknockers and I think some other books that I can't think of the name of (Stand maybe?). But does the forced politics bother people?

Conservative = murder and rapists with dark secrets they try to keep covered
Liberals = heroes of the stories with dark secrets they try to atone for

I will admit that I'm not that well read of his books, but I can't help but notice a bit of a theme

It would be pretty hard to read just a wikipedia summary of two books by any author and not come away thinking they lacked subtlety.

I mean, the general theme of his books like Under the Dome and The Stand are "a group of people work together to stop some incomprehensible supernatural evil". Conservationism is the polar opposite of that, where the strong survive and the weak are allowed to be brought down. If it's any consolation the overwhelming majority of horror fiction is overtly conservative, where fearing the "other" is a virtue and people who "deserve it" are killed off.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl
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Aatrek fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Dec 31, 2011

Astfgl
Aug 31, 2001

...of SCIENCE! posted:

If Stephen King wrote a book about mid-life crises/divorce/disfigurement/growing old that didn't have a horror or supernatural element I would buy it in an instant.

You could just read the first 200 pages of Insomnia, and assume anything Ralph sees is an age-induced hallucination.

Conversely, if King wrote a book about mid-life crises/divorce/disfigurement/growing old that didn't have a horror or supernatural element I would probably never buy it, because I was bored to tears by the first 200 pages of Insomnia.

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

So is The Tommyknockers worth a read or is it drivel?

It has a modest story with some decently engaging characters but out of all his books, the Tommyknockers is the one that most strikes me as "in need of an editor." There's a lot of digressions that interrupt the flow of the narrative and don't contribute all that much to the progression of the plot, and just feel like King is indulging himself. If they'd cut about a quarter or a third of the book, I think I'd like it a lot more.

Astfgl fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Nov 10, 2009

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Kid Awesome posted:

Questions for the King fans:

I read the "review" of under the dome, checking out the wiki entry on Tommyknockers and I think some other books that I can't think of the name of (Stand maybe?). But does the forced politics bother people?

Conservative = murder and rapists with dark secrets they try to keep covered
Liberals = heroes of the stories with dark secrets they try to atone for

I will admit that I'm not that well read of his books, but I can't help but notice a bit of a theme

James Lileks (of the Star Tribune) wrote a bit about the preview copy he read, and he thinks King's worst tic as a writer is not being able to write religion with any realism. The instant someone goes "boo" everybody turns into baby-sacrificing snake handlers. But other than that Lileks is a fan and thinks Dome is quite good.

Chef Bromden
Jun 4, 2009

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Conservationism is the polar opposite of that, where the strong survive and the weak are allowed to be brought down.
I don't think you know what this word means.

Google posted:

Conservationism, or the conservation movement also known as nature conservation is a political, social and, to some extent, scientific movement that seeks to protect natural resources including plant and animal species as well as their habitat for the future.
The conservative movement, in general, is about relying on the free market to sort itself out, traditional moral values, and strong national defense. You seem to be listening to the loudest and stupidest minority out there, who get the most attention, and also confusing objectivism and conservatism. Please don't do this.

I might suggest waiting to read Tommyknockers if you plan on reading Under the Dome when it comes out. Too much King gets really old really quick, and thats a couple thousand pages right there.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Maybe it's just because I read it on the beach, but I really enjoyed Duma Key. I'm also a big fan of From A Buick 8.

Dreamcatcher is the only King book that I couldn't finish because it was so terrible.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Aatrek posted:

DAVID BROWN IS ON ALTAIR 4

That part actually gave me goosebumps thinking about that poor kid.

Also, flying Coke machine.

Chamberk
Jan 11, 2004

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire
Well, gently caress getting Under the Dome from the grocery store, it's still about $26 there. Thanks, Walmart!

madprocess
Sep 23, 2004

by Ozmaugh

Droopy Goines posted:

Maybe it's just because I read it on the beach, but I really enjoyed Duma Key. I'm also a big fan of From A Buick 8.

Dreamcatcher is the only King book that I couldn't finish because it was so terrible.

I really like From a Buick 8 too. It avoids King's problem with endings by being blatantly open-ended, and not actually needing to come up with some lame explanation.


Question: when will an audiobook version of Under the Dome be out? Call me crazy but I really love hearing audio versions of King's books after I read the text.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


madprocess posted:

Question: when will an audiobook version of Under the Dome be out? Call me crazy but I really love hearing audio versions of King's books after I read the text.

Just looked on Amazon and they had it as tomorrow as well. I'm glad this thread pointed out the whole pre-order thing because the price is up to around what you'd get in a bookstore new. (about $18)

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin

Astfgl posted:

Conversely, if King wrote a book about mid-life crises/divorce/disfigurement/growing old that didn't have a horror or supernatural element I would probably never buy it, because I was bored to tears by the first 200 pages of Insomnia.

Seriously? I thought the actual literal insomnia aspect of Insomnia was the scariest part of it. I liked the book in general, but the creeping inevitability of Ralph's lack of sleep was way worse to me than the invisible midget doctors who cut balloon strings.

Local Group Bus
Jul 18, 2006

Try to suck the venom out.
Wasn't Roadwork a non-supernatural mid-life crisis/divorce novel? It's in the Bachman books, and I liked it although it was overshadowed by The Long Walk.

I have Under The Dome on order here. Most of the bookshops I visited to pick it up are only offering the paperback version. Screw that. With a book this size I want a hard cover.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl
There's always Rage, which is a proto-Columbine story.

Malaleb
Dec 1, 2008

Aatrek posted:

There's always Rage, which is a proto-Columbine story.

Except it takes place in some bizarre fantasy world where a class of high school kids sides with the shooter while sitting around sharing their sexual experiences and other dark secrets. He says he wrote it as an angry young teenager in high school, so I guess it makes sense why all of the students in the story sympathize with the main character.

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Thanks folks. I am definitely going to finally read this instead of just letting it mock me from the shelf.

I'll add something else concerning The Tommyknockers. The book is painful to read. Jim Gardner is one of his best written characters, and that's saying a lot concerning an author whose strength is in characterization. The problem is that Jim is completely despicable in almost every way and reading about what a mess he made his life--and the passive fuckups he makes in the book--is really, really hard. It's well worth reading but it isn't something you, like, pick up again later to read for fun.

H.P. Shivcraft
Mar 17, 2008

STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!

3Romeo posted:

I'll add something else concerning The Tommyknockers. The book is painful to read. Jim Gardner is one of his best written characters, and that's saying a lot concerning an author whose strength is in characterization. The problem is that Jim is completely despicable in almost every way and reading about what a mess he made his life--and the passive fuckups he makes in the book--is really, really hard. It's well worth reading but it isn't something you, like, pick up again later to read for fun.

This was my biggest problem with the book, that and the fact that Jim was constantly having loving headaches and just in general physical pain for like 800 pages. I'm not even a very sensitive reader, but I got tired of hearing about how miserable he was. It's the kind of thing that would be a success in a shorter book, but with something as long as The Tommyknockers I just got sick of it.

madprocess
Sep 23, 2004

by Ozmaugh
Jim represents how King himself was feeling at the time with all his drug addictions and poo poo. He says he didn't even realize he was using Jim like that until he'd finished the book.

NosmoKing
Nov 12, 2004

I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them

Kid Awesome posted:

Questions for the King fans:

I read the "review" of under the dome, checking out the wiki entry on Tommyknockers and I think some other books that I can't think of the name of (Stand maybe?). But does the forced politics bother people?

Conservative = murder and rapists with dark secrets they try to keep covered
Liberals = heroes of the stories with dark secrets they try to atone for

I will admit that I'm not that well read of his books, but I can't help but notice a bit of a theme

Steve is pretty lefty in terms of his politics.

Liberals = good
Horrible Right Wing Selfish Fucks = bad.

As for Tommyknockers, I love it. It's one of my favorite books by Steve and one of my favorite endings.

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Astfgl
Aug 31, 2001

Ninja Bob posted:

Seriously? I thought the actual literal insomnia aspect of Insomnia was the scariest part of it. I liked the book in general, but the creeping inevitability of Ralph's lack of sleep was way worse to me than the invisible midget doctors who cut balloon strings.

Personal opinion. I'm not a fan of elderly protagonists (Stone Angel :argh:) and generally get pretty bored by their geri-antics. And I didn't feel as though King did anything strikingly different or provocative with Ralph. He was really just portrayed as your average, run-of-the-mill old dude who gets up super early, leads a boring life, copes with incontinence (ok, maybe I'm still projecting some residual Hagar-Shipley-hate here) and mopes around.

I am, however, a huge Dark Tower fan so as soon as the book started to get into that poo poo, it really took off for me.

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