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Bearproof
Dec 18, 2008

"Tell me how you play and I will tell you who you are"
Every Adidas kit that cuts their three stripes along the upper arm leave the shoulder stripes looking like 19th century military uniforms. Unless all the players grow handlebar mustaches I think this looks stupid. The colors on the Russia kit are awesome, but bleh... they went a little overboard with the horizontal embroidery.

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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Nothus posted:

drat, Adidas just can't make up it's mind. On one hand, they go with timeless and simple like Argentina and South Africa. On the other, we get Mexico and the new Russia kit:

I'm not a fan of the odd textures on the back.



Weird pretend collar on those.

I hope the X is just for a training shirt, because it would look weird with a number/name on it for games.

Fairly horrible all things considered though.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

wayth posted:

What is going on with the gray X on the back?

I think it's designed to help shape the shirt to your back.

Or to help you look like the Batman.

identikit
Dec 24, 2005

I'll show you and your massive chebs the time of your lives you sexy fuck
Yeah it's like their powerweb poo poo. But the shirt looks far too loose for that to have any effect :iiam:

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Nothus posted:

drat, Adidas just can't make up it's mind. On one hand, they go with timeless and simple like Argentina and South Africa. On the other, we get Mexico and the new Russia kit:

I'm not a fan of the odd textures on the back.



looks like the soviet space programme finally caught up

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Those weird graphics in the middle, combined with the odd-shaped stripes, make it look like my nan's armchair.

Also, I think it is impossible to make a bad Argentina shirt.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I always wanted a kit with a pretend shoulder holdster built in.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

CubanMissile posted:

I always wanted a kit with a pretend shoulder holdster built in.

Some rear end in a top hat at Adidas had just watched Eastern Promises or something.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

wayth posted:

What is going on with the gray X on the back?

It's something Adidas has started putting on their training stuff, mostly the compression gear. The pattern has something to do with properly supporting your muscles in the right areas I think.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
I guess the colors were off in that earlier shot of the Mexico shirt.

What's with the texture? Is it something uniquely Mexican? And the red armpit accents are dumb.

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warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Nothus posted:

I guess the colors were off in that earlier shot of the Mexico shirt.

I think that's the least of the shirt's problems.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Nothus posted:

I guess the colors were off in that earlier shot of the Mexico shirt.

What's with the texture? Is it something uniquely Mexican?

I think it's eagle feathers.

Craiglen
Sep 2, 2006
Sweating blood for Mexico :ese:

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Hoover Dam posted:

I think it's eagle feathers.
I read Aztec pattern (could be both), but I'm sure that they could give any arbitrary meaning to an abstract patterning and it would be explained as something culturally significant.

calcio
May 7, 2007

No Totti No party

Soundboz posted:

I read Aztec pattern (could be both), but I'm sure that they could give any arbitrary meaning to an abstract patterning and it would be explained as something culturally significant.
There outlines of bags full of piss.

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?
Broken beer bottles on the pitch

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Rain of tears when they don't live up to their ridiculous expectations again.

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Anyone have any experience with http://www.cultzeros.co.uk/ ?

luvd_
Nov 4, 2006

by T. Finn

MoPZiG posted:

Anyone have any experience with http://www.cultzeros.co.uk/ ?

I've heard they're decent enough, they get mentioned quite regularly. I'm tempted to buy my mate an Arsenal one with Eboue on for Christmas so if you do use them tell me if they're good :)

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Germany kits are on sale now



Holy gently caress that's a great kit

Hieronymus Bosch
Feb 26, 2008

Directorman posted:

Germany kits are on sale now



Holy gently caress that's a great kit

It's very pretty. I like the faint white lines on both sides of the German colors.

But is it the angle I'm looking at, but is there white figures/shapes to the right?

E: Also, USMNT kits are due February 1st. Really looking forward to see if Nike tries the diagonal again.

Hieronymus Bosch fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Nov 13, 2009

Hieronymus Bosch
Feb 26, 2008
Separate content post:

Here's a closer look at France's new kit:


And here's a shot of Voldemort in Mexico's kit, complete with make-believe arm holsters:

Xylorjax
Nov 27, 2002

Directorman posted:

Germany kits are on sale now



Holy gently caress that's a great kit

Oooh that's nice. No sign of sports bra or any other weirdness, just a nice solid shirt.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Mexico has the weirdest fitting kit I have ever seen. It's hideous. It's actually worse than Chelsea's bra kit. If the German one wasn't so nice, I would have thought everyone at Adidas was insane.

CubanMissile fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Nov 13, 2009

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

CubanMissile posted:

Mexico has the weirdest fitting kit I have ever seen. It's hideous. It's actually worse than Chelsea's bra kit. If the German one wasn't so nice, I would have thought everyone at Adidas was insane.

The more I look at it the more I agree. What were they thinking? :psyduck:

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
More WTF from the Adidas design studios:

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Denmark has the future from 1995 on their chest.

Russ
Dec 17, 2005

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours
Did Carlo Cudicini run over them on his motorbike

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
This is what Iker Casillas will wear in South Africa. I would file criminal charges

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

I'm of the opinion that keeper kits should be identical to the standard kit just in a different color.

That is atrocious.

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
What the gently caress is up with adidas?

I like that Russia shirt, but I think its just the colour scheme that does it for me, but then there's the Mexico abomination and the whole Spain thing.

The shorts are absoloutely hideous. From when was powder blue part of Spain's national colours?

luvd_
Nov 4, 2006

by T. Finn
that's so 90s and horrible

Craiglen
Sep 2, 2006
Looks like a Copper complex

Where's w00bi so I can talk chemistry

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Clearly the World Cuop should be given to the team with the best kits i.e. us :smuggo:

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

poty posted:

This is what Iker Casillas will wear in South Africa. I would file criminal charges



Jorge Campos had a yard sale

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!
Wow what are Spain doing, their 07/08 kits and 08/09 were all class. Those look poo poo.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
The photo is terrible quality so they might not be as poo poo as they look there, I know the standard top by itself is quite nice.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Speaking of the English kit, why did they bother adding the star above their crest if they turn around and make it the same color as the shirt?

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Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Nothus posted:

Speaking of the English kit, why did they bother adding the star above their crest if they turn around and make it the same color as the shirt?

Is it, or is it in a metallic thread that doesn't photograph well?

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Hoover Dam posted:

Is it, or is it in a metallic thread that doesn't photograph well?

It is metallic, it's almost a silver-white colour, and it shows up much better in person.

It's just a statement of subtlelty.

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