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nyratk1
Jul 24, 2006

by Tiny Fistpump

Atticus Finch posted:

Have they ever explained the kayfabe reason why wrestlers get certain music? Like "Hogan felt this music explained him perfectly" or something much better written.

I've heard "So-and-so band is a fan of this wrestler" used once or twice.

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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Atticus Finch posted:

Have they ever explained the kayfabe reason why wrestlers get certain music? Like "Hogan felt this music explained him perfectly" or something much better written.

Vance Archer has intense nu-metal music because he is intense. Ezekiel Jackson has music about domination because he dominates. Randy Orton is a psycho IED viper so he naturally hears voices. poo poo like that.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

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Shawn Michaels sang his own song because he's egotistical
The Rock sang his own song because he's egotistical
John Cena sang his own song because he's John Cena

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Matlock posted:

Shawn Michaels sang his own song because he's egotistical


Didnt Sensational Sherri sing the original?

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Jimmy Hart wrote the best songs because Jimmy Hart is awesome, for example.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Supreme Allah posted:

Didnt Sensational Sherri sing the original?

She sang on the current version which is also the original.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

The A-Team Van posted:

She sang on the current version which is also the original.

I think there was a version of her doing the Shawn lyrics though.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Edge has 20/20 vision

Brickhouse Betty
Sep 11, 2001

Well well well

Raeg posted:

I think there was a version of her doing the Shawn lyrics though.

You are correct! I don't remember when it started, but I definitely remember Shawn's music having lead "vocals" by Sherri at Royal Rumble '93. Same song, same lyrics, diff'rent larynx.

nyratk1
Jul 24, 2006

by Tiny Fistpump

The Berzerker posted:

Jimmy Hart wrote the best songs because Jimmy Hart is awesome, for example.

I didn't know until recently that Jimmy Hart made HBK's music :aaa:

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Atticus Finch posted:

Have they ever explained the kayfabe reason why wrestlers get certain music? Like "Hogan felt this music explained him perfectly" or something much better written.

Probably not, because most of the time the music is related to a guy's gimmick or ethnicity one way or another. CM Punk has Killswitch Engage for obvious reasons, guys like Shelton and Mark Henry have rap music because they're black, Kofi has reggae/dancehall music because he used to be Jamaican, etc. It's hard to come across a gimmickless white guy in today's WWE, so most of the time the entrance music goes without saying.

Brickhouse Betty posted:

You are correct! I don't remember when it started, but I definitely remember Shawn's music having lead "vocals" by Sherri at Royal Rumble '93. Same song, same lyrics, diff'rent larynx.

I think I remember him entering to female vocals in his entrance theme for his WMX rematch with Razor at SummerSlam '95, though I could be mistaken.

Dr. Ass fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Nov 22, 2009

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

sportsgenius86 posted:

Edge has 20/20 vision

:laffo:

R-Truth chose his because he feels the need to remind the audience of the location of the banners hanging in whatever arena they happen to be in that evening.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

sportsgenius86 posted:

Edge has 20/20 vision

Yes but what will he be like tomorrow

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Sionistic posted:

Yes but what will he be like tomorrow

Probably either on the DL or about to go on it. It seems like he and Batista are out half the time. poo poo, I wouldn't be surprised if Batista got another serious injury before Christmas.

Deranged Hermit
Nov 10, 2004

by Tiny Fistpump

oldpainless posted:

poo poo, I wouldn't be surprised if Batista got another serious injury before Christmas.

He'll probably get injured when he starts Rey's injury angle.

Brickhouse Betty
Sep 11, 2001

Well well well

Sionistic posted:

Yes but what will he be like tomorrow

We'll still remember him?

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Anyone remember the last WWF PPV to have a intermission? I wanna say WM 7.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



DM Punk posted:

Anyone remember the last WWF PPV to have a intermission? I wanna say WM 7.

They all have Divas matches. That's MY cue to go hit the john.

Veg
Oct 13, 2008

:smug::smug::xd:
The last few have had Undertaker matches. That's my cue to drain the lizard.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Brickhouse Betty posted:

We'll still remember him?

That's what they said about Chuck Palumbo :smith:

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Captain Strange posted:

CM Punk

Lance Storm

Similarities?
Differences?

Smarks. That's it. Lance Storm is the greatest wrestler in the world and gave fantastic promos. I said it. :colbert:

I LOVE Lance Storm.

iamsosmrt
Jun 14, 2008

LividLiquid posted:

Differences?

Smarks. That's it. Lance Storm is the greatest wrestler in the world and gave fantastic promos. I said it. :colbert:

I LOVE Lance Storm.

:hfive:

He even made "Calgary... Alberta, Canada!" into a pretty entertaining phrase. I'd like to think that if WCW lasted another 2-3 years, Storm would've been a former World champion.

Graic
Feb 2, 2008

Fella Man
So would have everyone else on the roster.

Deranged Hermit
Nov 10, 2004

by Tiny Fistpump

Graic posted:

So would have everyone else on the roster.

Hell, they probably would have had contests where a fan at home could win the WCW title.

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Deranged Hermit posted:

Hell, they probably would have had contests where a fan at home could win the WCW title.

Riki Rachtman could announce their names live on Nitro.

Deranged Hermit
Nov 10, 2004

by Tiny Fistpump

oldpainless posted:

DJ Ran could announce their names live on Nitro.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

oldpainless posted:

Riki Rachtman could introduce DJ Ran who could announce their names live on Nitro.

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

DM Punk posted:

Anyone remember the last WWF PPV to have a intermission? I wanna say WM 7.

Does Kid Rock count?

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Veg posted:

The last few have had Undertaker matches. That's my cue to drain the lizard.

WM25: Best match of the year
WM24: Main event, second best match of the card
WM23: Best match of the card
WM22: Carried Mark Henry to an acceptable match
WM21: Arguably the best match of the card
WMXX: Return to Deadman gimmick, last Paul Bearer sighting in WWE

Your Undertaker-hate trolling is full of holes. You were better when you tried incorporating the word "tits" into every post you made.

ColeM
Dec 23, 2007
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CM Junk posted:

WM25: Best match of the year
WM24: Main event, second best match of the card
WM23: Best match of the card
WM22: Carried Mark Henry to an acceptable match
WM21: Arguably the best match of the card
WMXX: Return to Deadman gimmick, last Paul Bearer sighting in WWE

Your Undertaker-hate trolling is full of holes. You were better when you tried incorporating the word "tits" into every post you made.

The Great American Bash 04 is the last Paul Bearer sighting in WWE.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Captain Strange posted:

CM Punk

Lance Storm

Similarities?

They're both good workers but CM Punk made it to the world championship so I'm gonna ultimately say they're different.

Rythian
Dec 31, 2007

You take what comes, and the rest is void.





CombineThresher posted:

They're both good workers but CM Punk made it to the world championship so I'm gonna ultimately say they're different.
Punk has charisma off the charts and is a fantastic promo. I love Lance (Danielson vs Storm in ROH is one of my all-time favourite matches, and I read his site regularly), but charisma and fantastic promos are not qualities I associate with Lance.

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

CombineThresher posted:

They're both good workers but CM Punk made it to the world championship so I'm gonna ultimately say they're different.

They both work a stiff technical style in the ring, with not too much flair (beyond some nifty kicks) and talk pretty much straight without being wacky, or comedic, or spitting through gritted teeth.

But Punk has piercings, tattoos, a hardcore punk intro, and calls his clean lifestyle "straight-edge".

I'm basically saying Punk (especially heel Punk) proves Storm had a bad break, because they're really the same candy in different wrapper.

Chop Licker
Apr 25, 2005

by mons al-madeen
Did Ashley Massaro ever file a lawsuit or even issue a moderately convincing denial concerning that whole she's-a-hooker story in Rolling Stone? I remember there had been some question at first whether it was referring to some other Ashley Massaro but last I heard they did indeed implicate the Dirty Diva herself.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chop Licker posted:

Did Ashley Massaro ever file a lawsuit or even issue a moderately convincing denial concerning that whole she's-a-hooker story in Rolling Stone? I remember there had been some question at first whether it was referring to some other Ashley Massaro but last I heard they did indeed implicate the Dirty Diva herself.

She had to retire to look after Tracy Brooks' sick mother.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

CM Junk posted:

WM25: Best match of the year
WM24: Main event, second best match of the card
WM23: Best match of the card
WM22: Carried Mark Henry to an acceptable match
WM21: Arguably the best match of the card
WMXX: Return to Deadman gimmick, last Paul Bearer sighting in WWE

Your Undertaker-hate trolling is full of holes. You were better when you tried incorporating the word "tits" into every post you made.

I think he was referring to the entrances. My god do they give you ample time.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Atticus Finch posted:

Have they ever explained the kayfabe reason why wrestlers get certain music? Like "Hogan felt this music explained him perfectly" or something much better written.

Hogan's "Real American" was originally written for the U.S. Express.

tigerdriver82
Jun 15, 2009

Yo, you best
~Protect Your Neck~
Ah yeah, again and again!
OK this is a long shot but,

I remember watching a wrestling match when i was a kid, say about late eighties, where Mr. T and somebody else were wrestling the killer bees. The end of the match was the Bees going under the ring and coming out in their black hoods and whips then whipping Mr. T, who then got taken away in an ambulance.

Now did this is happen.
I am confusing details.
It may have not been Mr. T but another black wrestler.
It was the killer Bees though, who else wore black and yellow trunks back then.

I remember piper whipping Mr. T with his belt, so it wasn't that.

Its been driving me crazy for while now because i swear this happened

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Heres something I was just wondering for a sec - when a Mcmahon is in a PPV match does anyone know if he/she gets a regular payout? Like did Shane get paid massively for that ridiculous poo poo he let Kurt do to him at KOTR.

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Dragging Iron Feet
Nov 10, 2007

by T. Finn

Supreme Allah posted:

Heres something I was just wondering for a sec - when a Mcmahon is in a PPV match does anyone know if he/she gets a regular payout? Like did Shane get paid massively for that ridiculous poo poo he let Kurt do to him at KOTR.
This is pure speculation but I imagine they wouldn't get PPV pay-offs because "they're doing their part for the family business" or something along those lines.

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