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I remember the first time I ever bought condoms. I was so uncomfortable with the idea of the cashier I didn't know ringing me up, I actually milled around the store pretending to be shopping until one of my friends who worked there didn't have a line at her register anymore.
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Grilldos posted:All his hypotheticals do this. All sad cats are Roast Beef. I love the little cats, roast beefs  Haschel Cedricson posted:I remember the first time I ever bought condoms. I was so uncomfortable with the idea of the cashier I didn't know ringing me up, I actually milled around the store pretending to be shopping until one of my friends who worked there didn't have a line at her register anymore. I hope you didn't say,"See you later!" after you bought them.
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Grilldos posted:All his hypotheticals do this. All sad cats are Roast Beef. All sad cats are grey.
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Dec 4, 2009 02:46
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Finally went to go preorder the Achewood Cookbook II, and it's out of stock. 
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That's pretty ridiculous, considering it hasn't even been printed yet. I ordered it with a bunch of other stuff to get the anniversary glass in mid-October, and apparently I'm not going to be getting this stuff til January
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As far as buying things that may be embarrassing, a friend of mine has the absolute right idea. If he's buying condoms, that just means he's getting laid in a world where a lot of people aren't. If he's buying tampons for his lady, it just means there isn't a kid on the way. Really, it's all in the way you look at things. robot roll call posted:All sad cats are grey. Man, now every time my grey cat meows all pitifully, I'm going to see him as Roast Beef. My cat is the guy who sucks, and also has depression.
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pseudosavior posted:
If a dude is buying tampons it also means that he has a serious girlfriend who loves him and trusts him and he's enough of a dude to not be weirded out by a routine hygiene product.
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robot roll call posted:All sad cats are grey. My grey cat, however, is just a ball of tightly-wound stress.
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pseudosavior posted:Man, now every time my grey cat meows all pitifully, I'm going to see him as Roast Beef. My cat is the guy who sucks, and also has depression. My old boss had a gray cat named Sorrow. Sad gray cats are a thing.
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Uncle Caveman posted:Isn't Ray orange? I've never known an orange male cat to be anything but totally relaxed and cool with whatever situation he was in. I think Ray is brown. I had a grey cat who was very happy (until she died of a tumour, of course) so grey cats don't HAVE to be sad. Aren't all these embarrassment issues the exact reason why condoms should be sold from vending machines? That is something the Japanese have got right.
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Dove from Above posted:Aren't all these embarrassment issues the exact reason why condoms should be sold from vending machines? That is something the Japanese have got right. You guys don't have condom vending machines in mens rooms?
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Dec 5, 2009 00:54
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Who buys condoms one at a time? Even when I was an awkward, embarrassed teenager, I knew that wasn't the best way to go about it.
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:You guys don't have condom vending machines in mens rooms? We do in gross truck stops
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McGravin posted:Who buys condoms one at a time? Even when I was an awkward, embarrassed teenager, I knew that wasn't the best way to go about it. Well, maybe some of us don't have such a high rate of fire like you may have, McGravin. This friend that I have would be afraid to buy his jimmy hats in bulk because those things expire after like 5 years. Keep in mind this is a friend that I have and not me. And besides, I never wear them because I raw dog it. Am I right fellas?
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New Strip! Man, I never get to do that. I absolutely love this comic, even if it makes me a little sad for my life.
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gently caress. after reading this strip, i feel like i need to seriously reevaluate my life.
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Why is Post on SA Forums not a part of the infinite loop, Mr Onstad Funnyman? 
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Two uses of the word "obfuscate" in one week in the same webcomic. History has been made (that or Onstad has started playing Vampire).
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I wouldn't really attribute it to a video game, since obfuscate is often used in programming, and is a pretty succinct and nuanced way to say "to hide" or "make difficult to discern." Sorta like how the Eskimos have a quadrillion words for snow. Sure it's snow, but what kind of snow? Besides, aren't the Vampire games kinda old now?
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Happy Hippo posted:Why is Post on SA Forums not a part of the infinite loop, Mr Onstad Funnyman? Well, it is just Teodor's flowchart. Don't you picture Roast Beef to be more of the SA type? All hitting 'preview reply' ten consecutive times without changing anything in the message before deciding that it would probably just get him banned for not being funny anyways...
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:You guys don't have condom vending machines in mens rooms? I meant a machine that would dispense a box of condoms, not just singles. If I've just invented it in my mind that they have that kind in Japan, I apologise. Also, I'm not allowed in the men's room!
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The bit about friend's girlfriends swimsuits is goddamn creepy.
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Jerusalem posted:The bit about friend's girlfriends swimsuits is goddamn creepy. Everyone has done it. Don't try to cover your rear end with this.
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Grilldos posted:Everyone has done it. Don't try to cover your rear end with this. I don't think everyone has. It's just one of those things that happens sometimes. That's not to say it isn't creepy.
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Uncle Caveman posted:Isn't Ray orange? I've never known an orange male cat to be anything but totally relaxed and cool with whatever situation he was in. Orange fur is to cats what slanty eyes are to Downs kids.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Orange fur is to cats what slanty eyes are to Downs kids. Thanks, now I have to explain why I'm laughing to all the people around me.
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"Read Message boards devoted to Glenn Beck", sounds enough like GBS. So there's your SA shout-out, just have to dig a little.
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http://twitter.com/achewood posted:What would an Achewood iPhone app do? I'm open to suggestions. This was posted on Achewood's Twitter page. Any thoughts?
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A picture of a mountain and a picture of a motorcycle you can drag.
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It has to be either a fighting game based on that tournament, or a "Saddest Thing" generator.
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I don't know what kind of app it would be, but I hope Mr. Teal would guide users through its operation...until the dreaded The Boffin scams them! But Shrovis-Bishopthorpe may have exclusive rights to his likeness.
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It tells you when you need eggs and milk.
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It does all of those things.
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I would like to see an Achewood ringtone that says, "GOD DAMMIT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT MY PROBLEMS"
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All I would really want is the ability to see the new cartoons including the alt-text. I aim low.
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I'm gonna be Captain Boring here and suggest that it collects the comic, blogs and premium updates (for the relevant subscribers) in one push notification enabled app.
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choobs posted:All I would really want is the ability to see the new cartoons including the alt-text. I aim low. Maybe it could beep or something when there was a new strip. That's my only real beef with Achewood: I don't mind the nonstandard posting schedule, but before this thread it was always such a crapshoot. Usually I would end up checking it 3-4 times before a new one would be posted, but occasionally I would end up a couple behind.
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vonnegutt posted:Maybe it could beep or something when there was a new strip. You should look into RSS.
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