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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Blocko posted:


What is it with people who mod cars that think it makes them MORE valuable?

They're stupid and that's why you should hate them. :)

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
I like how the price goes from 5000 to 3000 then to no reasonable offers refused all at once.

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD

`Nemesis posted:

I like how the price goes from 5000 to 3000 then to no reasonable offers refused all at once.

That was confusing me also. You should email him offering $6000, then show up and tell him you'll pay him the $2000 as agreed, then write the check for $2500.

ijustam
Jun 20, 2005

eBay gold! :zombie:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/MCI-...6#ht_598wt_1052

quote:

For bid and sale: 1970 MCI-6. One of only a 100 or so produced, this is the first of the 102" wheel base buses and was customized to be made for permanent living on the road. Power plant is an Silver 8V-92, 740 Allison automatic with electric shift, 16 KW turbo diesel generator. All this runs strong and works fine. 240 Gallon fresh water Stainless steel tank, 210 gallon holding. Coach A/C plus 3 additional A/C units. The Body is completely made of stainless steel and is clean throughout. The paint is new with a practical, contemporary design. The interior is in good shape, but could use some updating as this conversion was done in the early eighties. The entry way is a unique half spiral step entry (very cool and functional). The driver and buddy seats are custom made leather, orthopedic that are soft and supple, very comfortable (no need to update). The couch, seating areas and the Corian counter space and cabinetry is in good condition. The bunk beds and bedroom areas require some assemble, but all items are there (sleeps four). The Bathroom has a combination Jacuzzi hot tub/shower, in good shape, but does need work or updated. A new headliner is also needed. Some appliances will need to be updated as the technology has changed. This coach is currently located in Redlands California and is in indoor storage. She will need some work (mostly interior), but there are new batteries, fluid changes and minor repairs already done. Mechanically it is sound and drivable. In her day she was the queen of the road and it would not take much to bring her back to her glory. Interested parties call 717-773-2791 for further information and to arrange showings. Thank You for your time!




TylerC
Jun 17, 2005

by Tiny Fistpump
poo poo buy this better condition one

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/rvs/1496890126.html


And have $30,000 for customization

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

Anyone want an osl. brabada?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

minivanmegafun posted:

Anyone want an osl. brabada?
Jesus christ. Camero doesn't seem bad.

What do you use for a browser?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
That's actually better than the "ledgen" that was up for sale a few months ago. I imagine both of the ad posters puzzling over why no one notices their ad.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Well, at least it's got some stylin' whitewalls :v:

Also: ENGIENE

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Not car related, but gold.

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-services-financial-legal-investors-wanted-mining-W0QQAdIdZ161334442

quote:

here in canada us indian are not allowing mining on our lands, by federal or independent companies. am the key. am 100% indian from eabmetoong first nations(fort hope) but have lived here in thunder bay ontario most of my life. i have been a businessman since i was 16. i need capital. $10 000 per investor am only seeking 15 investors.in order to do business on indain lands the company must be owned 51% by an indian. once this company is established, it will go nation and everyone who invested from the beginning will see their wildest dreams come true. reply asap note: the money will not be need until the loan application is ready to go before the bank

Can't spell? Not even the most basic rudimentary grammar? Only need $10K for my wildest dreams to come true?
WHERE DO I SIGN!!!

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

slidebite posted:

Also: ENGIENE

is that the practice of keeping your engine washed up? :v:

ElehemEare
May 20, 2001
I am an omnipotent penguin.

slidebite posted:

Not car related, but gold.

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-services-financial-legal-investors-wanted-mining-W0QQAdIdZ161334442


Can't spell? Not even the most basic rudimentary grammar? Only need $10K for my wildest dreams to come true?
WHERE DO I SIGN!!!

Hahaha. That's not how Canadian Mining Legislation works. (I work in Mining and these scams pop-up constantly, everywhere.)

some jerk from the internet posted:

1976 Buick Skylark Olds Coupe (2 door)

455 olds (1969)
Turbo 400
373 Gears
Car Has Ran High 11's With 100 Shot Nitrous
1200 Motor
Very Reliable Car
Best Offer


Click here for the full 800x600 image.

Badass hood scoop AND a front-end made for stabbing? Count me in.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Howabout a Volvolac?

http://houston.craigslist.org/ctd/1495475146.html

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Ok guess which one of these came first:

http://houston.craigslist.org/ctd/1493866141.html
http://houston.craigslist.org/ctd/1473072870.html
http://houston.craigslist.org/ctd/1458246177.html





Guess it's not price to sell anymore. And c'mon, if you're a dealer you should be smart enough to delete all the old ads with lower prices in them.


Also found this very well described Volvo for sale:

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Dec 7, 2009

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist
*

NOTinuyasha fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Sep 20, 2010

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

I still remember that fake magazine cover "Mini Truckin' Modification and other gay stuff"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

$10k and that's what you end up with? Goddamn that thing is ugly and a bagged S10 isn't a terribly appealing idea in the first place anyway.

Oh and it's got a 305 from an 80's TA. Great choice there, if you like getting lovely mileage and going slow.

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Dec 7, 2009

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

slidebite posted:

Jesus christ. Camero doesn't seem bad.

What do you use for a browser?

It looks like Safari. And the drop shadow is probably a standard thing Macs do when they fag up carefully save screenshots; I'll ask my wife about it.

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist

Splizwarf posted:

It looks like Safari. And the drop shadow is probably a standard thing Macs do when they fag up carefully save screenshots; I'll ask my wife about it.

Macs do that when they take screenshots of windows. However real pros use paparazzi

Cpaka
Jun 6, 2007

You can hear GUYLE KILLING FREDDY COUGAR from 3 blocks away with this HOOKE UP MAXIMA.

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/1498473398.html

Click here for the full 1005x929 image.



:toot::toot:

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

If it was GUYLE KILLING JOHN COUGAR I'd be there in a heartbeat.
oh god, the discription deserves to be quoted:

quote:

MAXIMA 97
1.KANDY PAINT (GREEN)
2.CLEAN LEATHER
3.SUNROOF
4.22S (GOOD TIRES)
5.PIONEER RADIO
6.OUTSIDE SPEAKERS....(U CAN HEAR ME COMIN 3 BLOCKS AWAY )
7.AIRBRUSH FROM BACK DOOR (HAS GREEN LATURN KILLING RILEY....REPTILE KILLING JOKER...GUYLE KILLING FREDDY COUGAR)
8.train horn
:toot: indeed

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
hahahaha I read that as Guile killing Freddy Mercury, and I was like, he really hates Queen, hunh?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

kimbo305 posted:

hahahaha I read that as Guile killing Freddy Mercury, and I was like, he really hates Queen, hunh?

Wow, I'm not the only one. I must have read it half a dozen times before I realized that isn't what it says. :ughh:

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Holy poo poo he put a PIONEER radio in it? gently caress, let me call him right up!

Cpaka
Jun 6, 2007

My only wish is that there were some better pictures of the undoubtedly terrific custom airbrush work.

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001
Speed AND CASH!
This incredible example of refinement and taste is yours for a mere $120,000.
Okay, so its probably well made, but good god, that is tacky.

The car is snorting a line of American flag.

http://austin.craigslist.org/ctd/1495200207.html

Revvik
Jul 29, 2006
Fun Shoe
That looks like a toy.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Using his criteria, pretty much every car in this thread is "#1 of 1"

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

Tai-Pan posted:

Speed AND CASH!
This incredible example of refinement and taste is yours for a mere $120,000.
Okay, so its probably well made, but good god, that is tacky.

The car is snorting a line of American flag.

http://austin.craigslist.org/ctd/1495200207.html


Knock off the 1 from the price and I'll SO drive the poo poo out of that.

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

Grimster posted:

Knock off the 1 from the price and I'll SO drive the poo poo out of that.

You couldnt build the power train for that though. not that the price is reasonable.

EDIT: Hell you prob couldnt build that engine/efi for $20,000

AnomalousBoners fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Dec 10, 2009

Man-Eating Cow
Jan 18, 2001

by Fistgrrl

Tai-Pan posted:

Speed AND CASH!
This incredible example of refinement and taste is yours for a mere $120,000.
Okay, so its probably well made, but good god, that is tacky.

The car is snorting a line of American flag.

http://austin.craigslist.org/ctd/1495200207.html


The part that I'm confused about is

quote:

The Mustang has 2 7 inch Video screens in the trunk as well.

huh

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Who wants to be the next frozenphil? :v:


http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/1503845613.html


Click here for the full 1034x846 image.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Who wants to be the next frozenphil? :v:


http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/1503845613.html


Click here for the full 1034x846 image.


God those floors. Looks like my parts Escort.

krysmopompas
Jan 17, 2004
hi
Apparently my definition of winter differs from this gentleman's definition.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

krysmopompas posted:

Apparently my definition of winter differs from this gentleman's definition.



based on the tracks in the snow being straight, and the car having RE050As, I assume he means: never driven in winter out of reverse gear.

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

RealKyleH posted:

You couldnt build the power train for that though. not that the price is reasonable.

EDIT: Hell you prob couldnt build that engine/efi for $20,000

True but saying "remove the 1 and turn the 2 into a 4 or 5" just was so much typing.

Noise Complaint
Sep 27, 2004

Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
Well poo poo. I need a warehouse, stat.

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/cto/1501648646.html


Click here for the full 1118x754 image.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Noise Complaint posted:

Well poo poo. I need a warehouse, stat.

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/cto/1501648646.html


Click here for the full 1118x754 image.


See if he'll just sell you that too so you don't have to move 'em.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I want to help this guy use HTML with that ad so we can see everything. He obviously picked and chose really hard the 4 images CL allots you.

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The Rocket Salad
Sep 1, 2004

lol what
1958 Wade Hornet Child's Race Car



http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/1500461026.html

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