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MonkeyNutZ
Dec 26, 2008

"A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"
Oh so, someone Carshed his STi!

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Seat Safety Switch posted:

:v: "Hey guys, let's street race!"
:supaburn: "I thought we were drift racing! OH GOD"

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/STi-Carshes-before-starts_723979.htm

That was seriously not what I was expecting and I am utterly perplexed how the gently caress it happened.

bung
Dec 14, 2004

tobu posted:

This is not on Youtube but it's still a great video. It's an ad for the the Toyota Yaris that got pulled because it was sexist, degrading and incestuous.

http://www.news.com.au/business/toyota-puts-brakes-on-abuser-generated-ad/story-e6frfm1i-1225810251148

Incestuous? I must have missed that part.

Yeticopter
Nov 19, 2004

Everybody's favorite urban legend, now airborne.

Cat Terrist posted:

That was seriously not what I was expecting and I am utterly perplexed how the gently caress it happened.

I'm guessing the STi driver was busy lookin' cool to the guy with the camera he didn't realize he was cutting off that tercel while merging on the highway, who then swerved to avoid him and swung back trying to avoid the wall and ending up doing a nasty drift. It didn't sound like there was any collision though which is pretty lucky considering.


impreza tribute with pure engine sounds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2TwJjOWHI8

Yeticopter fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Dec 15, 2009

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Yeticopter posted:

I'm guessing the STi driver was busy lookin' cool to the guy with the camera he didn't realize he was cutting off that tercel while merging on the highway, who then swerved to avoid him and swung back trying to avoid the wall and ending up doing a nasty drift. It didn't sound like there was any collision though which is pretty lucky considering.


impreza tribute with pure engine sounds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2TwJjOWHI8

Noway that car missed the camera car. Also awesome video.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

-Spiffy- posted:

Noway that car missed the camera car. Also awesome video.

There's no sound of impact and you can hear the car still moving.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Some promotional videos about Volkswagen's T3 Van (low quality, but they get the point across):

Model Introduction (3 Parts):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc7msK2--x8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5qgKRvF0Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwVfklBsVFo

Production Line (3 Parts):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfscHqwN98Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyzj8UJusc8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1f8YPRCcuc

Crash Testing (3 Parts), complete with freaky as hell electronic music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pityxv0DW7M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwa9vdq8dvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGKlWqSadlQ

b0nes
Sep 11, 2001
Engine sounds with the mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKb572Yo2aM

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

b0nes posted:

Engine sounds with the mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKb572Yo2aM

That is seriously impressive

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.
That is some :aaaaa: poo poo right there wow

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I

b0nes posted:

Engine sounds with the mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKb572Yo2aM

the two step honda sounds so loving accurate my head is going to explode :psyduck:

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!
He only does the subaru for a second but it's completely perfect. How does he do this poo poo?!

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD

Cat Terrist posted:

That was seriously not what I was expecting and I am utterly perplexed how the gently caress it happened.

Same here. I have no idea how some random guy manages to cut around him with such a speed differential and then get completely sideways like that.

bung posted:

Incestuous? I must have missed that part.

Yeah I didn't read that into it at all when I saw it (on another site, youtube I think) but I was confused about the happy little jump at the end.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

ab0z posted:

Yeah I didn't read that into it at all when I saw it (on another site, youtube I think) but I was confused about the happy little jump at the end.

The "incestuous" part that people are going on about is when the father of the girl gets into the dirty talk. The jump at the end is a Toyota advertising hallmark, though it's not used in US ads anymore.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

b0nes posted:

Engine sounds with the mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKb572Yo2aM



I prefer this guy from IMV:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbSKlPSE4aw



However, yours was quite good. :D

MrSaturn
Sep 8, 2004

Go ahead, laugh. They all laugh at first...
The ideal setup for a drag race: set trans brake, rev up, launch, squat, and just poo poo everything out the back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV3MjISnj4M

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaHVBov1ajo

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

This is most likely the most awesome thing outside of Group B ever posted in this thread

Kotaru
Jan 17, 2004

"Serve the Hive.....
Feel the groove.
I control....
the way you move."

That is badass.

All I ever did with my hotwheels and matchbox cars as a kid was to fill up my parking lot sets and create traffic jams.



Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFybwg4wadI

Kotaru fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Dec 16, 2009

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube


I see somebody taught Michael Bay how to make a proper chase sequence, and then gave him a bunch of matchbox cars and a fancy train set layout.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

XK posted:

I see somebody taught Michael Bay how to make a proper chase sequence, and then gave him a bunch of matchbox cars and a fancy train set layout.

hahah I was thinking this is Michael Bay's childhood re-enacted.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Stolen from a GBS thread, how about a 700hp super shredder that eats cars and anything else that you throw into it?

http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/watch-en.htm


aluminum wheels
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/cast-alum-wheels.htm

what appears to be a 2002 :smith:
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/bmw.htm

an entire VW bug
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/hippie_bug.htm

Not car related but how about a drum full of concrete?
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/concrete_steel_drum.htm

I spent way too long watching it shred just about everything on the site. The bowling balls were especially satisfying.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
This is about as close to perfect car porn for me, combining Porsches, Rally Cars, and car sounds only.

From Autoblog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEOKck7WWvU

OO Another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNIdXL7-EYI

a real chump fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 19, 2009

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DQwp22J2mA

Here's another insane rally driver

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Cat Terrist posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DQwp22J2mA

Here's another insane rally driver

Was his codriver getting backed up a bit with pace notes in the middle there?

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
Adweek commercial of the decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagSgWKaE_8

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
How bout some Goggomobil love?

Radial goggo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TIdQFnUvCA

150hp motorcycle engine goggo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM8ZDGIII3g

FormulaXFD
Sep 11, 2001

-Spiffy- posted:

This is about as close to perfect car porn for me, combining Porsches, Rally Cars, and car sounds only.

From Autoblog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEOKck7WWvU

OO Another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNIdXL7-EYI

Man the engine notes of those cars are things of beauty.

ROFLBOT
Apr 1, 2005
^ heh came here to post those :)

Seriously, i wouldnt care if they were 5sec/km slower than a WRC car, id watch the poo poo out of them!

Sponge!
Dec 22, 2004

SPORK!

snorch posted:

How bout some Goggomobil love?

Radial goggo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TIdQFnUvCA


My god that man built his 2-speed transmission from scratch himself. I am utterly humbled at his skill and knowledge.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Throatwarbler posted:

Adweek commercial of the decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagSgWKaE_8

Not even close

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo

Qmass
Jun 3, 2003

This is another Kris Meeke video. Decent co driver this time and a pretty loving amazing tarmac stage, super fast, crazy scenery, crazy tight road after 5mins and a close call or two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLptg6BYNoo

Qmass fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Dec 20, 2009

destructo
Apr 29, 2006
This isn't so much of a car video as it is a song from a racing game (F-Zero X), but my god is it great to drive to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AvTPNQnBSo&fmt=18

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9njFfrtsIM&feature=related

Ahahahahaha, gently caress that.

Edit: Oh god, the motherfucker waves to the crowd at 1:20 like it's nothing.

Revenant.Eagle
Oct 4, 2005

I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.

Dave Inc. posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9njFfrtsIM&feature=related

Ahahahahaha, gently caress that.

Edit: Oh god, the motherfucker waves to the crowd at 1:20 like it's nothing.

He waves a couple times throughout the clip. My question is, is that a traction control light on the dash? I don't know why you would need to know when you are sliding...

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5

angryhampster posted:

I prefer this guy from IMV:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbSKlPSE4aw



However, yours was quite good. :D

I lost my poo poo at the Integra one. That's what I hear all day long at the Honda clubs autocross. :xd:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Revenant.Eagle posted:

My question is, is that a traction control light on the dash? I don't know why you would need to know when you are sliding...

I think that's the shift light to let him know it's time to shift up.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5

Uthor posted:

I think that's the shift light to let him know it's time to shift up.

It must be a pretty lovely one if it lets him bounce off the rev limiter with out it flashing.

I think its for when he falls below the torque curve.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I think he was right with the traction control light. I assume the actual TC is off but this indicates you aren't at full traction.
Its probably one of those training wheels you keep around even after you don't really need it.

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Petit.Conan
Aug 8, 2002

Dave Inc. posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9njFfrtsIM&feature=related

Ahahahahaha, gently caress that.

Edit: Oh god, the motherfucker waves to the crowd at 1:20 like it's nothing.

Friendliest man in motorsport right there.

edit: it's got to be either some kind of TC indicator or broken/malfunctioning or both.

Petit.Conan fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Dec 22, 2009

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