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Fillerbunny
Jul 25, 2002

so confused.

DrakePegasus posted:

Holy poo poo I'm a future psychic!

Welp, all that's left is to start a hotline and make thousands.

Hang on there, Nostradamus, only one of your predictions was correct.

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Uncle Caveman
Jun 16, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Either Beef is out of character, or Showbiz got a haircut.


Which for him I guess would be out of character as well.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Dove from Above posted:

I still love the strip where he is not afraid of the loving police - and the callback to it months or years later that's actually in character.
What was the callback? I remember tequila getting him all not afraid of the po-lice, but not the callback.

Uncle Caveman posted:

Either Beef is out of character, or Showbiz got a haircut.


Which for him I guess would be out of character as well.
Showbiz would have an Alpine tattoo crossed out with a Blaupunkt tattoo under it.

Dove from Above
Apr 16, 2007

Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?

CannonFodder posted:

What was the callback? I remember tequila getting him all not afraid of the po-lice, but not the callback.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06242004
If you drink Pimm's, you will still be a little bit afraid of the police.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Dove from Above posted:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06242004
If you drink Pimm's, you will still be a little bit afraid of the police.
Thanks!

The things people say when affected by the drink.

KISS MY rear end, BITCH! I'LL BE AT DUANE'S!"

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Could someone be a straight up dogg and tell me the ingredients in the Ray steak in the cookbook? I got a cast iron pan for Xmas I want to break in, but I am at work and forgot
to make a list.

Blutnerd
Jul 22, 2007

Monoton und Minimal

robot roll call posted:

Could someone be a straight up dogg and tell me the ingredients in the Ray steak in the cookbook? I got a cast iron pan for Xmas I want to break in, but I am at work and forgot
to make a list.
I can be that dogg.

One T-bone steak, approx 1lb
5 white mushrooms
1 shallot
1 can chicken stock
1/2 teaspoon corn starch
Wine (optional)
Salt and Pepper

EDIT: I was that dogg about four days late.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


:pcgaming: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, A NEW STRIP! :pcgaming:


It's a magical new year's surprise.

platero
Sep 11, 2001

spooky, but polite, a-hole

Pillbug

Zefiel posted:

:pcgaming: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, A NEW STRIP! :pcgaming:


It's a magical new year's surprise.

yaaaaaaaay

Yannick_B
Oct 11, 2007
"This guy's totally addicted to kisses!"

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow
Phillipe makes even the worst years seem magical. :unsmith:

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
My name is Erik and I'm a kiss addict.

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Holy poo poo, not to be That Guy again but today's fanflow is brilliant and hilarious and oh holy poo poo you should at least spend the few bucks for just this month just to get today's premium update because god drat.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It IS impossible for Michael Jackson to have done drugs. I mean.... just think about it.

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow

Happy Hippo posted:

Holy poo poo, not to be That Guy again but today's fanflow is brilliant and hilarious and oh holy poo poo you should at least spend the few bucks for just this month just to get today's premium update because god drat.

At first I thought you were talking about the Nice Pete update and I got worried.

palecur
Nov 3, 2002

not too simple and not too kind
Fallen Rib
Guys did you know there is a :siren: new strip :siren:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gomi posted:

Guys did you know there is a :siren: new strip :siren:

Now I can finally be ahead of the fashion curve!

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
Pervasive and unquenchable curiosity about the universe won't ever get past the first round.

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away
There's something endearing about the underdog. Maybe next year, champ!

Sam Hall
Jun 29, 2003

:siren:Jesus Christ:siren:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sam Hall posted:

:siren:Jesus Christ:siren:

Now I don't need to see the movie, thank goodness!

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Jerusalem posted:

Now I don't need to see the movie, thank goodness!

No you really don't. Beef's acting is much much better.

ShockLobster
Mar 3, 2008

He should have used the papyrus font.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?

ShockLobster posted:

He should have used the papyrus font.
And made it 3d.

Ripper Swarm
Sep 9, 2009

It's not that I hate it. It's that I loathe it.
:siren:The first gently caress You Friday of the year!:siren:

McGravin
Aug 25, 2004

Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.
Jesus, that post office worker's face...

BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future
I'm a really big fan of 'Reverse toilet cobra'

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

BitterAvatar posted:

I'm a really big fan of 'Reverse toilet cobra'

It sounds hilarious but that's one I just can't wrap my head around.

platero
Sep 11, 2001

spooky, but polite, a-hole

Pillbug

5er posted:

It sounds hilarious but that's one I just can't wrap my head around.

Like a cobra, but upside down because it's coming out of your butt into the toilet? I'm not entirely sure, but it is a phrase that I will find a use for.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
Always been a fan of 12" free floating breakwater pythons, myself.

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

5er posted:

It sounds hilarious but that's one I just can't wrap my head around.

A large, solid coiled turd can be said to look like a cobra, coiled and ready to strike.

What would be the opposite of that type of turd? Trouser chili. Soup rear end. To quote Oregon Trail, dysentery.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

"I hate you in the only way that helps me understand you" is absolutely superb.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

I wish I could express gratitude for the explanations but somehow I feel diminished.

ManiacClown posted:

"I hate you in the only way that helps me understand you" is absolutely superb.

Onstadt has such a concise way of putting things and a way of arranging the words that's kept me reading Achewood since it started.

nmg
Jul 27, 2002

A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

5er posted:

I wish I could express gratitude for the explanations but somehow I feel diminished.


Onstadt has such a concise way of putting things and a way of arranging the words that's kept me reading Achewood since it started.

He's some sort of genetic freak. Where everyone else on the planet would take a complex emotion like that and write out about 5,000 words if they cared to, he can sum it up in a quip in a speech bubble hovering above a talking cat.

No offense Mr. Onstad, but I think you're dangerous.

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

5er posted:

I wish I could express gratitude for the explanations but somehow I feel diminished.

Every other comment was about how the food would gently caress up his digestive tract, why did you think that one was any different?

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Wa11y posted:

Every other comment was about how the food would gently caress up his digestive tract, why did you think that one was any different?

I was joking. I'm more depressed with myself for not figuring out a poop joke on my own.

Uncle Caveman
Jun 16, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


It's pretty much exactly as I'd pictured it in my head

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Wa11y posted:

A large, solid coiled turd can be said to look like a cobra, coiled and ready to strike.

What would be the opposite of that type of turd?

A large, solid turd that you're trying to pass. Like making GBS threads a cement foundation post.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
No discussion of Bulgarian boy-milt? That ones going to haunt my dreams.

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Uncle Caveman posted:



It's pretty much exactly as I'd pictured it in my head

How the hell does a guy even make this connection

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