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Didn't he say he had to invent/find a way to gut them faster?
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Dec 23, 2009 00:52
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On a (semi)related note, Comedy Central has picked up the Goode Family. Hurray?
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Dec 23, 2009 01:02
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I am just really disappointed we never got to see Hank, Peggy, Luanne, Bobby, and Cotton go on Family Feud. Probably against the Gribbles, including Bug and Juan Carlos.
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Dec 23, 2009 01:06
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Syrant posted:Didn't he say he had to invent/find a way to gut them faster? If I'm not mistaken they were two separate episodes, one with the quote I posted and the other where Peggy remarks to Hanks that he invented a gutting technique that is still used today.
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Dec 23, 2009 01:13
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It's not hippy peace, it's Jesus peace! JOY!!!
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Dec 23, 2009 05:40
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Peace? You'd like that, wouldn't ya, you draft dodger!
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Dec 23, 2009 06:18
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Does anyone have a cap of the coffee mug with Hank shaking hands with Cotton on Peggy's body?
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Dec 23, 2009 07:45
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smashpro1 posted:Peace? You'd like that, wouldn't ya, you draft dodger! Dad, it's Jesus peace not hippie peace.
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Dec 23, 2009 17:06
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I'm not going to be blind forever, and as soon as I see some rear end, i'm kickin' it!
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Dec 24, 2009 07:17
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twistedmentat posted:I'm not going to be blind forever, and as soon as I see some rear end, i'm kickin' it! Kasner! Served with one of your tribe in the Pacific, name was Brooklyn, know him?
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Dec 24, 2009 07:30
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Avarcirwen posted:Kasner! Served with one of your tribe in the Pacific, name was Brooklyn, know him? You're either blind or slow, I'll believe both!
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Dec 24, 2009 07:32
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You know what I always say, "When you plan ahead, when things happen you will always be prepared"
Roflcopter fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Dec 24, 2009 |
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Dec 24, 2009 08:33
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Co-op, eh? All those VWs in the parking lot, I just assumed it was a Unitarian church.
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Dec 24, 2009 15:43
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I always liked the Hank Goes Blind episode, just cause the dots in his eyes get all wonky.
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Dec 25, 2009 00:11
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Let's get a tree *shoots trunk of a small pine tree in the yard*
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Dec 25, 2009 00:15
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It's not easy to make it out because of the fact that it's not a closeup, but I think this is probably one of my favorite "someone makes a weird face" moments in this show.
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Dec 25, 2009 02:13
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Dr. Dick posted:On a (semi)related note, Comedy Central has picked up the Goode Family. Hurray? Some releases are saying it's on Wednesdays at 10:30. It's actually Mondays at 10. livingfruitvirus fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Dec 25, 2009 |
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Dec 25, 2009 02:57
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Of course it's loaded, you can't give a boy a toy without batteries
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Dec 25, 2009 03:09
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smashpro1 posted:Let's get a tree *shoots trunk of a small pine tree in the yard* Well, Dad, you know how I love to be the one to yell 'ready, aim, timber!' but I've got plans with Buck Strickland.
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Dec 25, 2009 04:11
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Dalai Lamacide posted:^^^I think you pretty much nailed it. That end scene is one of the best Dale moments. "I'm skeptical that you could, but intrigued that you may." That's my favorite quote from anything, ever.
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Dec 25, 2009 04:40
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If we don't get heat to people, then you'll be sure the electric company will! I love how freaked out they get about it snowing, as I've heard Texans really get freaked out when it does snow.
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Dec 25, 2009 07:06
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None of the Texans I know do, but in the south I guess we all sort of get surprised at snow slightly. It's a rare treat.
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Dec 25, 2009 09:01
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Syrant posted:None of the Texans I know do, but in the south I guess we all sort of get surprised at snow slightly. It's a rare treat. A friend who worked in Austin for a year has two stories, one about the day it snowed and everyone forgot how to drive and the neighbors who got into a father/son shoot out about the Cowboys.
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Dec 25, 2009 10:00
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bobservo posted:"I'm skeptical that you could, but intrigued that you may." I could quote Dale for days: "It keeps my beer from cooling my hand and my hand from warming my beer, plus it looks badass."
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Dec 25, 2009 10:06
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twistedmentat posted:If we don't get heat to people, then you'll be sure the electric company will! In my experience, it's not so much the snow as the ice that messes things up. It was in the 60's and 70's yesterday in most of the DFW area. Today it was snowing. So what happens is the snow lands on the warm ground, melts, then as it stays cold, the melted snow freezes over into a massive patch of ice, making it a pain in the rear end to drive on. I've known quite a few people from up north go  "Dumbass Texans don't know how to drive in snow," only to learn that you can't really control a car on ice, especially without things like snow tires. Including an MIT trained professor from Michigan, who got up, watched the morning news footage of cars slaloming around trying to drive on the ice, went "Dumbass hicks", went out, warmed up his car, climbed in, put it in reverse, and slid straight into his neighbors fence.
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Dec 25, 2009 11:02
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thrakkorzog posted:Today it was snowing. My experience in the south has been people down here really can't drive for poo poo normally throw in the panic that comes with snow (when it sticks) and holy poo poo we're all gonna die. Ice yeah nobody can drive in ice. Put MP3 on my watch! but.... TALK RADIO AND FRANK SINATRA!!! but it's not even digital.... DRAG AND DROP!!!!! DRAG AND DROP!!!! Why couldn't we meet The General earlier? I would have killed fiddy men for a scene with him and Cotton.
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Dec 25, 2009 11:16
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"Dumbass Texans don't know how to drive in snow," only to learn that you can't really control a car on ice, especially without things like snow tires.
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Avarcirwen posted:I could quote Dale for days: "It keeps my beer from cooling my hand and my hand from warming my beer, plus it looks badass." So Bill's a vole.
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Dec 25, 2009 12:35
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Crotch Bat posted:So Bill's a vole. He found his way home 
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Dec 25, 2009 14:11
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Something is severely wrong with that child! Potential podperson, probably robot...possible podbot.
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Dec 25, 2009 14:21
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thrakkorzog posted:
Do you really think that there isn't icy roads when it snows up north? They're actually more frequent, just because it snows far more often.
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Dec 25, 2009 16:07
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It makes sense that nobody would have snow tires or even all-year tires in Texas, though.
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Dec 25, 2009 16:39
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As a Texan I'll admit that I pull out the camera if it snows even an inch. It's a very surprising thing to wake up and see white everywhere, or even a thin layer of frost.
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Dec 25, 2009 20:53
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CommunistMojo posted:Put MP3 on my watch! You want spicy, extra spicy or one where rooster look really mad? I love that episode.
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Dec 25, 2009 21:11
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HOT SAUCE NOW!!!!!
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Dec 25, 2009 21:19
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Merry Christmas, Hank! I'm promotin' you to manager! Sir, I...I love you.
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Dec 26, 2009 05:27
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Chinaman7000 posted:As a Texan I'll admit that I pull out the camera if it snows even an inch. It's a very surprising thing to wake up and see white everywhere, or even a thin layer of frost. Just this morning I got a picture in my email of snow in texas.
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Dec 26, 2009 05:47
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livingfruitvirus posted:Merry Christmas, Hank! I'm promotin' you to manager! I was manager for 10 seconds...until i emoted.
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Dec 26, 2009 06:01
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twistedmentat posted:I was manager for 10 seconds...until i emoted. Have we really gone all day without the ultimate December 25th Hank quote? Ok then. Christmas with the Nievcoes.
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Dec 26, 2009 06:15
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"Where ever you were, Thank you for not inviting me." "I wouldn't put it past a hobo."
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Bobby: He was a carpenter and his initials were J.C. What was I supposed to think?
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