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DrakePegasus posted:Holy poo poo I'm a future psychic! Hang on there, Nostradamus, only one of your predictions was correct.
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# ? Dec 23, 2009 15:41 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:53 |
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Either Beef is out of character, or Showbiz got a haircut. Which for him I guess would be out of character as well.
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# ? Dec 23, 2009 15:59 |
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Dove from Above posted:I still love the strip where he is not afraid of the loving police - and the callback to it months or years later that's actually in character. Uncle Caveman posted:Either Beef is out of character, or Showbiz got a haircut.
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# ? Dec 24, 2009 04:57 |
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CannonFodder posted:What was the callback? I remember tequila getting him all not afraid of the po-lice, but not the callback. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06242004 If you drink Pimm's, you will still be a little bit afraid of the police.
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# ? Dec 24, 2009 06:59 |
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Dove from Above posted:http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06242004 The things people say when affected by the drink. KISS MY rear end, BITCH! I'LL BE AT DUANE'S!"
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# ? Dec 24, 2009 19:06 |
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Could someone be a straight up dogg and tell me the ingredients in the Ray steak in the cookbook? I got a cast iron pan for Xmas I want to break in, but I am at work and forgot to make a list.
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# ? Dec 26, 2009 22:06 |
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robot roll call posted:Could someone be a straight up dogg and tell me the ingredients in the Ray steak in the cookbook? I got a cast iron pan for Xmas I want to break in, but I am at work and forgot One T-bone steak, approx 1lb 5 white mushrooms 1 shallot 1 can chicken stock 1/2 teaspoon corn starch Wine (optional) Salt and Pepper EDIT: I was that dogg about four days late.
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# ? Dec 30, 2009 21:43 |
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, A NEW STRIP! It's a magical new year's surprise.
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# ? Dec 31, 2009 23:16 |
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Zefiel posted:FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, A NEW STRIP! yaaaaaaaay
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# ? Dec 31, 2009 23:27 |
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"This guy's totally addicted to kisses!"
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# ? Dec 31, 2009 23:29 |
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Phillipe makes even the worst years seem magical.
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# ? Dec 31, 2009 23:36 |
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My name is Erik and I'm a kiss addict.
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# ? Dec 31, 2009 23:43 |
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Holy poo poo, not to be That Guy again but today's fanflow is brilliant and hilarious and oh holy poo poo you should at least spend the few bucks for just this month just to get today's premium update because god drat.
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# ? Jan 1, 2010 02:39 |
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It IS impossible for Michael Jackson to have done drugs. I mean.... just think about it.
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# ? Jan 1, 2010 02:41 |
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Happy Hippo posted:Holy poo poo, not to be That Guy again but today's fanflow is brilliant and hilarious and oh holy poo poo you should at least spend the few bucks for just this month just to get today's premium update because god drat. At first I thought you were talking about the Nice Pete update and I got worried.
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# ? Jan 1, 2010 04:37 |
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Guys did you know there is a new strip
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# ? Jan 4, 2010 21:52 |
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Gomi posted:Guys did you know there is a new strip Now I can finally be ahead of the fashion curve!
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# ? Jan 4, 2010 21:56 |
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Pervasive and unquenchable curiosity about the universe won't ever get past the first round.
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# ? Jan 5, 2010 08:34 |
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There's something endearing about the underdog. Maybe next year, champ!
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# ? Jan 6, 2010 00:45 |
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Jesus Christ
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# ? Jan 7, 2010 10:56 |
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Sam Hall posted:Jesus Christ Now I don't need to see the movie, thank goodness!
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# ? Jan 7, 2010 11:22 |
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Jerusalem posted:Now I don't need to see the movie, thank goodness! No you really don't. Beef's acting is much much better.
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# ? Jan 7, 2010 18:23 |
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He should have used the papyrus font.
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# ? Jan 7, 2010 19:24 |
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ShockLobster posted:He should have used the papyrus font.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 07:47 |
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The first gently caress You Friday of the year!
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 15:10 |
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Jesus, that post office worker's face...
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 18:59 |
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I'm a really big fan of 'Reverse toilet cobra'
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 20:11 |
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BitterAvatar posted:I'm a really big fan of 'Reverse toilet cobra' It sounds hilarious but that's one I just can't wrap my head around.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 20:18 |
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5er posted:It sounds hilarious but that's one I just can't wrap my head around. Like a cobra, but upside down because it's coming out of your butt into the toilet? I'm not entirely sure, but it is a phrase that I will find a use for.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 20:41 |
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Always been a fan of 12" free floating breakwater pythons, myself.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 21:02 |
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5er posted:It sounds hilarious but that's one I just can't wrap my head around. A large, solid coiled turd can be said to look like a cobra, coiled and ready to strike. What would be the opposite of that type of turd? Trouser chili. Soup rear end. To quote Oregon Trail, dysentery.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 21:06 |
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"I hate you in the only way that helps me understand you" is absolutely superb.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 21:09 |
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I wish I could express gratitude for the explanations but somehow I feel diminished.ManiacClown posted:"I hate you in the only way that helps me understand you" is absolutely superb. Onstadt has such a concise way of putting things and a way of arranging the words that's kept me reading Achewood since it started.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 21:14 |
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5er posted:I wish I could express gratitude for the explanations but somehow I feel diminished. He's some sort of genetic freak. Where everyone else on the planet would take a complex emotion like that and write out about 5,000 words if they cared to, he can sum it up in a quip in a speech bubble hovering above a talking cat. No offense Mr. Onstad, but I think you're dangerous.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 21:25 |
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5er posted:I wish I could express gratitude for the explanations but somehow I feel diminished. Every other comment was about how the food would gently caress up his digestive tract, why did you think that one was any different?
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 21:40 |
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Wa11y posted:Every other comment was about how the food would gently caress up his digestive tract, why did you think that one was any different? I was joking. I'm more depressed with myself for not figuring out a poop joke on my own.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 21:50 |
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It's pretty much exactly as I'd pictured it in my head
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 22:11 |
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Wa11y posted:A large, solid coiled turd can be said to look like a cobra, coiled and ready to strike. A large, solid turd that you're trying to pass. Like making GBS threads a cement foundation post.
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# ? Jan 8, 2010 22:46 |
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No discussion of Bulgarian boy-milt? That ones going to haunt my dreams.
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# ? Jan 9, 2010 01:26 |
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Uncle Caveman posted:
How the hell does a guy even make this connection
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# ? Jan 9, 2010 02:44 |