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uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005


Thanks! I am never going to be able to be in an elevator again.

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Drosian
Sep 27, 2004
not intrusive
Does anyone have the original audio recording that this was based on?



Apparently some guy called tech support and was hilariously inarticulate, so the recording got posted online and was made fun of, as well as remixed.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Drosian posted:

Does anyone have the original audio recording that this was based on?



Apparently some guy called tech support and was hilariously inarticulate, so the recording got posted online and was made fun of, as well as remixed.

Holy good God, I just listened to that and laughed waaay too hard. Now I want the original call too.

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy
beaten. oh well.

Verdugo fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Dec 21, 2009

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005

There is/was a site that featured celebrity obituaries. It used to focus on not just the Michael Jackson - Brittany Murphy types, but authors, local personalities, and the like. Almost always has a photo of the person, I believe there was a mini bio for each, and as I recall it was on a green background. Anyone have a clue what this might be or might have been? I haven't seen it in a few years.

Loopyface
Mar 22, 2003
Someone on the forums posted an .mp3 of them annoying their younger brother, I think. All I remember from it was the forum user saying "Where'd you go?!" over and over, loud as hell. This was years ago. Anyone remember it?

Another one, a goon posted a video he'd made of him annoying his father, waving an American flag, listening to Rock Lobster, dancing, and it ended with a picture of Rod Roddy. It might have been on the 4th of July or September 11th. It had something to do with patriotism. Oh, and he kept repeating "These colors don't run" to his father, until it annoyed him enough to respond.

torjus
Nov 22, 2005

I want YOU to MSPaint!

Wrath of Mordark posted:

edit: Haha, the one I found is set to awful midi renditions of some popular songs, the second being "Every breath you take".
Here is the original.. for you, my babe
Troy's Mixtape of Love

You can read about Troy here: http://troysmixtapeoflove.blogspot.com/

Mr.Gorha
Jul 27, 2005

Have a nice day.
What was the name of that guy, I think it was something Jelly, or something simmilar. His eyes worked like 4 times faster than normal folks, and he could see bullets leaving guns and dodge them, he was a detective in the 50's or something.

Eerything I remember about him is vauge, I'm not even sure if anything I do remember there is real or I made it up from what actually happend.

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


A looooooong time ago (at least 5-6 years), someone made a post or a txt or something about their cock. It described how when they got an erection, big chitinous plates slid past each other. Then, he ejaculated black goo, which turned into little gremlins, which he raped to death and ate or something.

Anyone remember? It was absolutely disgusting, and also hilarious. :D

Lowly
Aug 13, 2009

Monkey Trouble posted:

I saw a youtube video ages ago which I've not been able to find since. It was a cat who, whenever it was held near a tap/any type of running water, it started to doggy paddle (or kitty paddle :3:) in its owners arms. As far as I can remember, it never actually went in the water. I've tried searching for lots of variations of cat + swimming, paddling etc but I can't seem to find it. If anyone knows the one I'm talking about it'd be much appreciated...I love me some cute cat videos :3:

Are you sure it was a cat and not a dog? I vaguely remember seeing something like this as well and laughing over it, but when I went to look I found jillions of videos like this with puppies doing it. Basically if you search for "air swimming" you can find several videos of dogs doing this.

Unfortunately I can't find the one I remember and I think probably the one you are remembering also.

Angrboda
May 31, 2005


A few years ago, there was a small flash video/game that involved choosing between two cars. One was a VW Beetle-ish thing with wings, and the other was evil. Choosing the evil car ended with it eating the buyer.

I forget where I originally saw it and I'd like to find it again.

The Geoff
Oct 11, 2009
That is just hosed up. I feel like I need to need to disinfect my brain now.

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Anyone have the logs of the guy who got a loaner phone, and the previous guy who had it hadn't erased the txt messages-and it was a collection of hilarious txt speak booty calls including "Im gna rl u so hrd." or something similar.

IIRC the goon would up texting at least one of the people involved-and i'd love to read that again.

Also, anyone know if all of geocities has been mirrored? I miss showing people some of the crazy poo poo on there-like the peter pan guy, and this crazy guy who was obsessed with Match Game and the Smurfs and had crazy conspiracy theories about both.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Rollersnake posted:

Looking for a particular webcomic I haven't seen in ages. It was black and white, drawn in a manga-ish style, and every storyline was centered around some form of depravity. The one storyline in particular I remember was about a necrophiliac who worked at a morgue, and kept ignoring this woman who was attracted to him. So I think she killed herself so he'd have sex with her corpse. I also think there was one about a woman who kept trying to seduce her teenage son.

To clarify, I'm pretty sure this wasn't some fetish thing, just sick humor, but it's been a while.

I believe that was the infamous Sexy Losers old boy.

Boo This Man
Mar 25, 2008

I remember this Tool site. It might have been hosted on Angelfire or Tripod. Anyways, it was a bunch of different articles on topics about Tool songs. It had a bunch of weird art. I remember the 46&2 article being pages long.

Wind-up Rex
Jul 1, 2007
There was some website I found a couple of years ago where they had text messages between literary characters. The one I remember specifically is one between Romeo and Juliet. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
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KISS TITTIESS




Wind-up Rex posted:

There was some website I found a couple of years ago where they had text messages between literary characters. The one I remember specifically is one between Romeo and Juliet. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

http://www.webenglishteacher.com/rjtxt.html

First hit on Google for romeo and juliet text messages - is that it?

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

Angrboda posted:

A few years ago, there was a small flash video/game that involved choosing between two cars. One was a VW Beetle-ish thing with wings, and the other was evil. Choosing the evil car ended with it eating the buyer.

I forget where I originally saw it and I'd like to find it again.

I can't find it either, but the car was a Ford Ka if I'm not mistaken.

MJP
Jun 17, 2007

Are you looking at me Senpai?

Grimey Drawer
Ages ago - I don't even remember the year, but it was most likely not before 2003/2004 - there was this webpage that was this insane list of rules for a classroom. As in there are no bathroom passes so don't even ask, you have to call the teacher "sir," probably some borderline comments on how no extra time will be given on tests even with an IEP or whatnot, etc.

I'd love to see it again.

Lowly
Aug 13, 2009

rxcowboy posted:

A few years ago there was a flash animation that someone made based on threads in FYAD. I think it was called FYAD FYAD LOL and all the episodes used to be hosted on a website that was easy to find on google but now when i look for them I can't find poo poo.

Anyone have any suggestions of where to see them at?

Heh, I still have this tab open from wherever it was linked earlier in the thread:

http://web.archive.org/web/20070125014130/www.toasterhead.net/fyadfyadlol/index.html

MysteryAngel87
Sep 25, 2007
I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss 4 asparagus.
This was around the time I registered, but I still hope someone knows what I'm talking about.

There was a janitor working the night shift and found a box of Mario fan fiction. It was actually really well made. Then later on the writer shows up in the thread and had a link to his website where he could post the rest of the story as it developed. I never finished it and want to know what happened to it. :)

Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder
I'm currently trying to seek out an essay written hilariously on the Greeks. All i remember is that the essay said the Greeks have invented many good things such as gay sex, Lenny Kravitz, and olives? The crazy dude got a passing grade too, if I remember correctly. Thanks in advance.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Bukowski posted:

I'm currently trying to seek out an essay written hilariously on the Greeks. All i remember is that the essay said the Greeks have invented many good things such as gay sex, Lenny Kravitz, and olives? The crazy dude got a passing grade too, if I remember correctly. Thanks in advance.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
Ugh, not even sure where I saw this but it was a spoof of the Jurassic Park scene where Alan grant is scaring the poo poo out of some kid, only in this its a bunch of raptors talking about extinct humans.

I liked the bit where he goes "And they would come at you with these" and in his hands are a pair of opposable thumbs.

It may have been here on SA.

Frikk
Jul 4, 2007
I'm looking for the theme song from the now-dead website, thespark.com. It was something about/by pirates. It was amazing.

bipolarbear
Jun 15, 2005

Droppin the Funk Bomb!

Wuvviekins posted:

There's this mp3 I think about sometimes...

The artist was a (white? I think?) female rapper. I seem to remember her having ridiculous hair like red dreadlocks or something. I recall her voice being abrasive and the lyrics being really poorly written (but hilarious). The song that sticks out in my mind was something about a garbage can or a dumpster...? Her website was really hideous and offensive in that distinctively late '90s way and I sort of remember it including her ranting about a bunch of people she didn't like.

This probably sounds really generic, but it was abut the most over-the-top thing ever. If this sounds familiar to any one I would love to get my hands on the mp3 or at least find out the name of the artist. I remember having a really good laugh.

Sounds like Bitch & Animal to me.

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:kxfuxq9aldde

Nelsocracy
Nov 25, 2004
Indubitably!
I'm looking for a website a goon made, I'm almost certain it was called Track Everything.

The idea was that you could track anything you wanted in it, like hours slept, mood, excersize, and it would make charts of them and you could look for a connection between it.

I hope this is still up.

Prof. Numbers
Dec 8, 2008

I'm a genius! *ow*

Nelsocracy posted:

I'm looking for a website a goon made, I'm almost certain it was called Track Everything.

The idea was that you could track anything you wanted in it, like hours slept, mood, excersize, and it would make charts of them and you could look for a connection between it.

I hope this is still up.

I remember this. It was in SHSC. I followed its progress for a while but lost interest.

EDIT: After digging through the archives, I'm not certain it was SHSC. But I remember posting in that thread around December 29 2008.

Prof. Numbers fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jan 7, 2010

barkingclam
Jun 20, 2007

Loopyface posted:

Another one, a goon posted a video he'd made of him annoying his father, waving an American flag, listening to Rock Lobster, dancing, and it ended with a picture of Rod Roddy. It might have been on the 4th of July or September 11th. It had something to do with patriotism. Oh, and he kept repeating "These colors don't run" to his father, until it annoyed him enough to respond.

You mean this?

Technowrite
Jan 18, 2006

I first battled the Metroids on Planet Zebes.
I'm looking for a set of videos done by a guy who cooks in his apartment. The videos are done from the first-person perspective. This dude lives like total poo poo and cooks using a bunch of odd methods. The only reason you watch these videos is to see how much this guy lives like a slob. HALP!

Loopyface
Mar 22, 2003

barkingclam posted:

You mean this?

Holy poo poo, yes.

uberknarf
Dec 9, 2004
no hat. no underwear. no problem.

Technowrite posted:

I'm looking for a set of videos done by a guy who cooks in his apartment. The videos are done from the first-person perspective. This dude lives like total poo poo and cooks using a bunch of odd methods. The only reason you watch these videos is to see how much this guy lives like a slob. HALP!

You're looking for Masaokis. What a sordid tale that was.

Monkey Trouble
Apr 28, 2009

Frantick posted:

Are you sure it was a cat and not a dog? I vaguely remember seeing something like this as well and laughing over it, but when I went to look I found jillions of videos like this with puppies doing it. Basically if you search for "air swimming" you can find several videos of dogs doing this.

Unfortunately I can't find the one I remember and I think probably the one you are remembering also.

I'm 99.9% positive it was a cat...I think it was longhaired. You have me wondering now. Ah well, the search continues! :)

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best
Does anyone have that music video of a guy who set up video camera in his house to catch what looked like a leprechaun messing with him? It was kind of an Alt-Rock sounding song, it ended with him actually seeing the leprechaun. Googling Midget Torment Music Video and Leprechaun Torment Music Video bring up nothing except this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoWvGrjvkks

Windelkron
Dec 13, 2004
:D
I've been looking for a porn blooper video and making my google search history look awful. It's of a guy & girl having anal sex, the guy pulls out for a second and you see a mosquito fly in front of her rear end in a top hat right before he puts it back in. Somehow I can't find it despite it being the funniest video I've ever seen.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Mein Eyes! posted:

Okay, this is a weird one, but a few years ago someone posted a news article basically showing the first-ever video of a porcupine's erect penis. Guy in lab coat holding porcupine, and suddenly there's this horrifying looking animal dong with teeth waving around.

Through some very odd thread of conversation I ended up explaining this video to some friends last night, and now I feel the need to dig up the real video to prove I haven't lost my mind. I'm pretty sure the animal in question was a porcupine. Does anyone remember this?

I believe it was a spiny anteater, or "echidna"; the remarkable thing about its penis is that it has four heads.

Nelsocracy
Nov 25, 2004
Indubitably!
Okay I've got another one. There was a program a few years ago I think that you could use to morph two faces together. You had to pick similar points on the two faces to get it to work.

Action-Man
Aug 12, 2007

Adventure Time
come on grab your friends
I got one, it might have already been asked but I kinda doubt it. This was a website I want to say just a few years ago. It went like "Will it mail?" or something. People would try to send odd things through the mail without packaging and then report if it got there or not and its condition.

Some examples I remember there was a piece of of string with some tape attached with an address and stamp. I think just a water bottle but the bottle was empty when delivered. The classic, a coconut. Just weird things you think you wouldn't be able to send through the mail but could.

uberknarf
Dec 9, 2004
no hat. no underwear. no problem.
Just came across another one as well. Hoping for good karma...

Has anyone come across the re-write of Othello referred to here?

Francis Baconator posted:

[...] Has anyone heard of the version of Othello re-written and acted based upon surveys of peoples' remembrance of the work from their days as high school and college students?

loving hilarious stuff, look it up.
[...]

I've never seen this, but would like to...

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Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
I asked a long time ago in the requests forum to get an MP3 of Lowtax reading the clip from the autofellatio forum but to no avail.

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