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Silver
May 12, 2001

Suzuki lover number one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up2UvuRLdTE

Yeesh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npie1n8sLvs

Doot doot.

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redscare
Aug 14, 2003
How do I locked wheel?!

That guy is lucky as hell

[working title]
Dec 7, 2004
Aaargh!
Guy who hits the guardrail doesn't even attempt to use the front brake!

ari.gato
Aug 13, 2003

Zool posted:

The ultimate showdown! RSV4 vs Ducati Streetfighter vs YZF450SM
Who will have the most fun?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9aPtNC-rIs&feature=player_embedded

They do so love their "Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl".

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Ola posted:

That video made me post my first scornful youtube comment ever.

The thread on BARF where I found that gets hilarious at around page 4.

And I wish I could understand what the Moto Journal guys are saying, but my high school french falls really short, real fast.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Z3n posted:

The thread on BARF where I found that gets hilarious at around page 4.


hoyl poo poo thayt forum im a profesional factory wheelie rider

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

And yes that Moto Journal looks like grand comedy but my French is limited to slowly reading road signs and lunch menus.

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine
I've determined, through that video that the word 'special' is used once every 2.4 seconds in conversational french.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Ola posted:

hoyl poo poo thayt forum im a profesional factory wheelie rider

Dawg, they're inventing a sport. You just don't understand, no one's ever wheelied a bitch before!

The best part is how thin skinned all of those badasses are. :circlefap:

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.
1m45s

This sums up Jendywo's views on how to have a successful relationship with a man.

"Age: 12 ans"

Accept this as truth, and you're home free.

that one guy chad
Jan 12, 2008

Z3n posted:

Dawg, they're inventing a sport. You just don't understand, no one's ever wheelied a bitch before!

The best part is how thin skinned all of those badasses are. :circlefap:

you better be careful, z3n. THE STUNNAS BE LOOKAN FOR YOO ON THE NEXT RIED!
i'd be scurred if i were you. :krakken:

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

NipplesTheCat posted:

you better be careful, z3n. THE STUNNAS BE LOOKAN FOR YOO ON THE NEXT RIED!
i'd be scurred if i were you. :krakken:

Stunnas are the new gangbangers. I've already had a couple of PMs from them telling me that they're going to beat me up. :haw:

For some reason, I'm not too concerned. :xd:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




YUT UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Z3n posted:

Stunnas are the new gangbangers. I've already had a couple of PMs from them telling me that they're going to beat me up. :haw:

For some reason, I'm not too concerned. :xd:

Post 'em!

The insane rantings of internet toughguys never get old.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Zool posted:

The ultimate showdown! RSV4 vs Ducati Streetfighter vs YZF450SM
Who will have the most fun?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9aPtNC-rIs&feature=player_embedded

Z3n spotted at 7:20.

that one guy chad
Jan 12, 2008

Z3n posted:

Stunnas are the new gangbangers. I've already had a couple of PMs from them telling me that they're going to beat me up. :haw:

For some reason, I'm not too concerned. :xd:

but.... what if they do wheelies in your general direction!?!?!?!

what will you do then? :haw:

toolshed
Sep 1, 2001
I just read through a good amount of that BARF thread and am significantly dumber for having done so. Holy poo poo.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

NipplesTheCat posted:

but.... what if they do wheelies in your general direction!?!?!?!

what will you do then? :haw:

Ask them for tips on how to do standups, duh!

I'm actually bit of a stunt fag at heart. That's why I'm buying a supermoto :3:

Slim Pickens posted:

Z3n spotted at 7:20.

Wasn't me, I'm all knee down, all the time. :smugbert:

toolshed posted:

I just read through a good amount of that BARF thread and am significantly dumber for having done so. Holy poo poo.

It helps to hate yourself a little before you go read BARF.

hayden.
Sep 11, 2007

here's a goat on a pig or something

Z3n posted:

It helps to hate yourself a little before you go read BARF.

This is pretty true about all motorcycle forums. I've never understood everyone's desire to bicker on the internet over the dumbest, most inane crap in the world.

Zool
Mar 21, 2005

The motard rap
for all my riders
at the track
Dirt hardpacked
corner workers better
step back

NipplesTheCat posted:

but.... what if they do wheelies in your general direction!?!?!?!

what will you do then? :haw:

I'll use my BMX skills!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Zool posted:

The ultimate showdown! RSV4 vs Ducati Streetfighter vs YZF450SM
Who will have the most fun?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9aPtNC-rIs&feature=player_embedded
Would you guys think less of me if I put Truck Nutz on the DRZ?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The new MotoGP Ducati, uses a new big bang firing order and wheelies less according to Casey Stoner, who's health is also better these days. Should be a good season.


Click here for the full 1280x852 image.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Endless Mike posted:

Would you guys think less of me if I put Truck Nutz on the DRZ?

Not if you put those shoulder plastics on your leathers.

Zool
Mar 21, 2005

The motard rap
for all my riders
at the track
Dirt hardpacked
corner workers better
step back

Endless Mike posted:

Would you guys think less of me if I put Truck Nutz on the DRZ?

Put a truck clit on your fag drz then man up and get a gixxa stunna.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


toolshed posted:

I just read through a good amount of that BARF thread and am significantly dumber for having done so. Holy poo poo.

Don't read the thread at stuntride.com, it's even worse:

chili88gt posted:

had a somewhat similar situation happen to me at the local sonic. A dude pulled up on a ZX14 with dual M4 slip-ons. I went up to bs with him about bikes cuz i thought the M4s looked good, with my stunter parked across the lot. I said I would rather ride wheelies than haul balls through traffic. He said, and I quote "you know what I call riders like you? Squids!" I was like what the phuck... He told me it took no skill to ride a wheelie, that anyone can do it, and that real skill involved high speeds. I decided against getting into and arguement with a total Ra-tard and just walked off. The dude sat down at the table in front of sonic and proceeded to whip out his favorite novel for some dinner-time reading. Fag

"I'll tell ya'lls what th' problem is, it's them thar readers faggin' up mah Sonic."

I like bikes and I like to read. Does that make me a fag? I mean, I'm not even into Harleys or anything :psyduck:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

KozmoNaut posted:

I like bikes and I like to read. Does that make me a fag? I mean, I'm not even into Harleys or anything :psyduck:

I like bikes and I like comics. I think that's worse.

Anyway, calling you a human being just provides an important public service by helping you stop being a human being.

Uthor fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Jan 14, 2010

Silver
May 12, 2001

Suzuki lover number one!

KozmoNaut posted:

I like bikes and I like to read.

This is fine.

Uthor posted:

I like bikes and I like comics.

This is faggotry.

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Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Silver posted:

This is fine.


This is faggotry.

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:doh: that's absolutely loving brilliant!

hayden.
Sep 11, 2007

here's a goat on a pig or something

Doctor Zero posted:

:doh: that's absolutely loving brilliant!

I'm actually going to use this idea

pimpbot
Apr 30, 2005
neeej!!!
College Slice

Silver posted:

This is fine.


This is faggotry.

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That is a really good idea

Scrapez
Feb 27, 2004

pimpbot posted:

That is a really good idea

That's a terrible idea! Can you imagine the amount of bad luck you'll have after you finish working on your bike? :)

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Coredump posted:

Not if you put those shoulder plastics on your leathers.

I always hear the full leathers=power ranger joke on HfL, but those shoulder plastics seriously make him look like the black ranger. (Edit: or wait, the black ranger with the white ranger's shoulder armor :awesome:)

I wish I had a ladder so I could steal that idea, too.

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jan 14, 2010

redscare
Aug 14, 2003

Doctor Zero posted:

:doh: that's absolutely loving brilliant!

thanks to this picture, there is going to be a drastic increase in bikes held up by ladders

and rightly so because it is quite brilliant

Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k
Ah so now I can finally do my own chain swap.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

redscare posted:

thanks to this picture, there is going to be a drastic increase in bikes held up by ladders

and rightly so because it is quite brilliant



Works for front ends too! :haw:

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe
Somebody say something about bikes and tie-down straps?


I should probably finish & reassemble this thing at some point...

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Boat posted:

Somebody say something about bikes and tie-down straps?


I should probably finish & reassemble this thing at some point...

Do you ever ride that thing like a swing?

redscare
Aug 14, 2003

Boat posted:

Somebody say something about bikes and tie-down straps?


I should probably finish & reassemble this thing at some point...

There's no ladder :colbert:

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.
There is, however, a robotic (paintball) anti-aircraft turret back in the corner that says that no, in fact, he does not need any stinkin' ladder. :colbert:

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Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Great ideas. Going to need something clever for the planned front/rear end work. After this cold period passes...

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