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Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
To avoid derailing the pic thread anymore...

KozmoNaut posted:

Post 'em!

The insane rantings of internet toughguys never get old.

They're short and boring, sadly.

quote:

hater
little bitch, let someone from the WCC see u on th streets.

I replied:

quote:

Originally Posted by I hate barf
little bitch, let someone from the WCC see u on th streets.
Aww, poor baby got your feelings hurt when people made fun of you on the internet? Gonna threaten to beat me up in person? How maaaanly of you. Wanna gently caress?

Apparently some weirdness occured with that guy's name. Originally he was named "I hate barf" and then shortly after became "I love COCK", and then "Trailer Joe".

Don't ask me, I don't know. I'm also secretly a 13 year old gay boy. Who knew! :iiam:

Posts from the thread:

quote:

Originally Posted by eliasfile View Post
STOP HATIN SQUIDS!!! WE DO WAT WE DO CUZ WE GOT SKILLS! EVERYTIME I PASS BY STARBUCKS I SEE ALL YOU GUYS DRESSED UP ON FULL LEATHER SUIT DRINKIN COFFEE...LOL AND EVERYTIME WE DOIN SHOWS YOU GYS COME WATCH AND KISS rear end! HAHA RESPECT THE REAL RIDERS!!!

quote:

your doing somthing dumb rite now, not to mention making everyone a little bit stupider. squid!

quote:

naw, just baffled at the stupidity put out by some of you. i guess you want to bring motorcyles into the white collar crowd. if you are the type of person that would hate on an extreme sport just beacause you cant do it. your a no name therefore you arent very good at what you do. we are inovating a new sport and you guys are just gettin left in th dust. haha kawi isnt even sposering racing anymore!!
we have 4 factory riders this year so i guess u better hop on the bandwagon follower. o and im not gay so go gently caress 1 of ur fellow barf boyfriends.

FOUR FACTORY RIDERS GUYS

Best one yet:

quote:

you guys keep suspending us becouse yall dont like stunnas..just delete us then...i dnt get it...real racers not gon waste their time sending messages and stuppid coments. there are no real racers on barf! thats 100% for sure!

Z3n fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Jan 14, 2010

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redscare
Aug 14, 2003
Ugh so much stupid on that forum.

Glad I stick to here and advrider

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

redscare posted:

Ugh so much stupid on that forum.

Glad I stick to here and advrider

I think I'm probably gonna get probated/banned for baiting and trolling. Oh well. First time in like, 5 years on that site, so I think I can take it. Haha.

redscare
Aug 14, 2003

Z3n posted:

I think I'm probably gonna get probated/banned for baiting and trolling. Oh well. First time in like, 5 years on that site, so I think I can take it. Haha.

Why do you even bother posting there

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

redscare posted:

Why do you even bother posting there

Because when I first joined, 5 years ago, it was a pretty awesome local resource. There's still good deals on bikes on there sometimes too. Besides that, I think it's some sort of misplaced nostalgia that keeps me on there. Racer's forum is pretty decent too, if you're keeping up with the local racing scene.

And there are some really, really good people on there. People who give a lot to the community, a mobile bike towing service where you can just post up if your bike broke down and someone will come help you for free/beer, stuff like that.

There's some worthwhile in there, it's just got a layer of poo poo that sometimes obscures it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
They'd actually ban you for baiting and trolling there? That forum's a shithole, and it seems like most forums outside of SA don't ban for anything less than Mod poo poo-talk or posting goatse or something.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Slim Pickens posted:

They'd actually ban you for baiting and trolling there? That forum's a shithole, and it seems like most forums outside of SA don't ban for anything less than Mod poo poo-talk or posting goatse or something.

Suspensions, yeah. It takes a bit to get banned, you really have to try, but they're quick to suspend over "personal attacks, trolling, and baiting".

They have a democratic process where the mods vote, and blah blah blah, so it's great because it takes about 8 hours after someone does something stupid for suspensions to get handed out. So there's plenty of time for drama, talking poo poo, etc.

I'll probably skate because I'm a fag who knows the mods and has been on there a long time, so I can get away with poo poo. I honestly wish they'd just suspend me though, I was obviously baiting them. I love how SA handles it's modding, and it's part of the reason that I have a shitload of posts here.

ranathari
May 26, 2006

by elpintogrande
The worst thing about motorbike forums is how people who have great opinions about bikes and are full of helpful knowledge turn into complete shitholes with the most obnoxious and repulsive beliefs in the general banter sections.

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


ranathari posted:

The worst thing about motorbike forums is how people who have great opinions about bikes and are full of helpful knowledge turn into complete shitholes with the most obnoxious and repulsive beliefs in the general banter sections.

Never ever wander into the general discussion forums on bike or area specific sites. EVER.

Unless your totally into guns and NO BAMA

Raven457
Aug 7, 2002
I bought Torquemada's torture equipment on e-bay!

Spiffness posted:

Never ever wander into the general discussion forums on bike or area specific sites. EVER.

Unless your totally into guns and NO BAMA

I read Obama was a Socialist, hated women and old people, wanted to give everyone an abortion, and wanted to take away our guns and crotch rockets, confirm/deny?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Raven457 posted:

I read Obama was a Socialist, hated women and old people, wanted to give everyone an abortion, and wanted to take away our guns and crotch rockets, confirm/deny?

He wants to take away our perfectly safe hatshelmets and make those sissy-rear end full-face ones mandatory!

Novelty helmets, my rear end. The REAL novelty helmets are those weak-rear end ones where you can't even see my kickass beard and shades!

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

KozmoNaut posted:

He wants to take away our perfectly safe hatshelmets and make those sissy-rear end full-face ones mandatory!

Novelty helmets, my rear end. The REAL novelty helmets are those weak-rear end ones where you can't even see my kickass beard and shades!

How are people supposed to see my crying eagle / MIAPOW doo rag with a helmet on! :doom:

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Spiffness posted:

Never ever wander into the general discussion forums on bike or area specific sites. EVER.

Unless your totally into guns and NO BAMA

I lurk in Jo Momma on ADV Rider so I can keep track of which people are flagrant bigots, so I know to avoid them

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

I guess every forum user has some need for discussing whatever. I have SA and other small ones to cover those areas, when visiting a special interest forum I stay away from anything that isn't about the special interest. 5+ years of SA has made me into a forum snob.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Raven457 posted:

I read Obama was a Socialist, hated women and old people, wanted to give everyone an abortion, and wanted to take away our guns and crotch rockets, confirm/deny?

Post this up there. Maybe some of them will be dumb enough to follow it.


Click here for the full 612x792 image.


HAY GUYZ THSI SITE I SGREAT IT EXPOSESS HIS LIES GO TO LEMONPARTY.ORG

(In case someone here is actually that big an internet noob, no one actually go there. It's old men sucking each other off.)

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
http://stuntride.com/vbstunt/showthread.php?p=565185&posted=1#post565185

Professional knee dragger, reporting in! :haw:

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!
:smug:
You guys are missing out by avoiding the general chat sections on automotive/motorcycle forums. True story, I've been banned by almost every single big Mustang site on the net. I just can't stop trolling and I blame SA for that. :( My favorite one was getting banned from corral.net for posting an in depth description of how to go about convincing a woman to allow you to perform anal sex on her and how to make it a pleasant experience for her once you got permission; it was titled "The Method".

To this day you will be sternly warned/banned if you even mention The Method in their general chat section and this incident happened 7 or 8 years ago.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Z3n posted:

http://stuntride.com/vbstunt/showthread.php?p=565185&posted=1#post565185

Professional knee dragger, reporting in! :haw:

Professional knuckle draggers, amirite? :respek:

Also, dear lord, that Trailer Joe character actually posted http://www.westcoastconnection.biz/ as an example of his mAd sTUnNa SKilLzZZz... Simply amazing stuff.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

KozmoNaut posted:

Professional knuckle draggers, amirite? :respek:

Also, dear lord, that Trailer Joe character actually posted http://www.westcoastconnection.biz/ as an example of his mAd sTUnNa SKilLzZZz... Simply amazing stuff.

The thing that makes me laugh the most about the stunt scene is that a fair number of the guys are people who just like pulling wheelies and loving around in the parking lots. If they could just push out the "rawr rebel!" fuckheads and image, if they'd just realize that the general public doesn't really appreciate what they do, then we'd all like them a lot more.

Plus it's so loving easy to mess with thin skinned knuckle draggers anyways, they just invite it on themselves. :v:

Raven457
Aug 7, 2002
I bought Torquemada's torture equipment on e-bay!

Slim Pickens posted:

Post this up there. Maybe some of them will be dumb enough to follow it.

holy poo poo, that is 100% awesome

AncientTV
Jun 1, 2006

for sale custom bike over a billion invested

College Slice

some poster posted:

Yeah he speaks like a man on here but he acts like a hater on his own turf. Be real man. You might have T's respect but i think u stink!

poo poo man, you better watch your back. Stunnas think u stink :downs:
I honestly don't understand how they can't process "Yeah, stunts are cool man, but interfering with the general public and putting your friends and yourself at risk isn't."

If the poster isn't sucking their e-dicks, then poster is obviously a cop and they want to ban all stunters from everything for life. :rolleyes:

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

AncientTV posted:

poo poo man, you better watch your back. Stunnas think u stink :downs:
I honestly don't understand how they can't process "Yeah, stunts are cool man, but interfering with the general public and putting your friends and yourself at risk isn't."

If the poster isn't sucking their e-dicks, then poster is obviously a cop and they want to ban all stunters from everything for life. :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnGzl-OEyGE

Oh the irony.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

AncientTV posted:

poo poo man, you better watch your back. Stunnas think u stink :downs:
I honestly don't understand how they can't process "Yeah, stunts are cool man, but interfering with the general public and putting your friends and yourself at risk isn't."

If the poster isn't sucking their e-dicks, then poster is obviously a cop and they want to ban all stunters from everything for life. :rolleyes:

It makes for amazing hilarity though, when they end up thinking you're a "hater". Amazing flame wars, haha.

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker

frozenphil posted:

To this day you will be sternly warned/banned if you even mention The Method in their general chat section and this incident happened 7 or 8 years ago.

Well it certainly wasn't an 'incident' to them. Talk about holding a grudge, haha.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

KARMA! posted:

Well it certainly wasn't an 'incident' to them. Talk about holding a grudge, haha.

You'd think they'd be a little more appreciative of info like that, too. :v:

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Searching for alleys/drainage areas/parks/parking lot networks that I can use as shortcuts around town.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
don't forget stairways.

Assuming you're on a sumo, anyways.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Apparently someone doesn't like the comments I make about Harleys. I think it was the "we believe in.." one, and I posted "We believe in twice the money for half the performance."

4everHarleys posted:

oval office

4everHarleys posted:

Booby, if you don't like Harleys, then stay the gently caress off Harley pages, you dumb gently caress.

Booby? Apparently my on board camera of a dude on a track wasn't slow and loud enough for him either.

4everHarleys posted:

Yawn..........

What if he threatens to beat me up? On the internet? Help guys i don't know what to do :(

FuzzyWuzzyBear
Sep 8, 2003

Is it bad that I judge the worth of these people's opinions by their spelling and grammar?

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

No, I don't think it's bad to judge them on either. I do wonder what they would be like to talk to in person though.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Street riding has lost most of its fun to me. loving around doing illegal poo poo is still cool, but I'd honestly rather take my car than worry about someone making a left in front of me during my commute. Maybe I just can't hang, but I think where it's at for me are long days in the dirt. Not worrying about other motorists is really liberating. I'd probably feel differently if I didn't live in such a flat place but who knows. Maybe I'm just feeling like this because of the rear end in a top hat who almost killed me yesterday though.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

IAMKOREA posted:

Street riding has lost most of its fun to me. loving around doing illegal poo poo is still cool, but I'd honestly rather take my car than worry about someone making a left in front of me during my commute. Maybe I just can't hang, but I think where it's at for me are long days in the dirt. Not worrying about other motorists is really liberating. I'd probably feel differently if I didn't live in such a flat place but who knows. Maybe I'm just feeling like this because of the rear end in a top hat who almost killed me yesterday though.

Every time I think about giving up street riding, shortly afterwards I have an experience that uniquely defines motorcycling for me...like freezing my rear end off, and rolling over a hill to find a warm pocket as the sea spreads out in front of me. Or bringing an old bike back to life.

But...if you're not enjoying it, why do it? Riding's dangerous, and if you hit that point where you're just not having fun, then what's the point? Risk management...have the most fun for the least risk. If that means giving up the street, sometimes that's just how it goes.

redscare
Aug 14, 2003

IAMKOREA posted:

I'm just feeling like this because of the rear end in a top hat who almost killed me yesterday though.

Its this.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I went to the DC Motorcycle Show today, and left after about an hour and a half. Other than the jerky stand, there wasn't a whole lot there I couldn't see at a dealership. Some notes though:

The VFR1200F doesn't feel as heavy as the numbers would suggest, although it was unfueled, of course.
It's funny seeing Harley guys look at the V-Rod and comment on its crazy moon technology like water cooling and overhead cams.
I liked the riding position of the XR1200.
I kept coming back to the Triumph booth and really want a Bonneville or Scrambler.
Every supersport I sat on reminded me why I don't want one.
If I ever get anything more offroad oriented, it may well be a TW200. They're just so cute!
The Ducati booth babes all needed to eat more.
The Hypermotard feels stupidly heavy compared to my DRZ.
I got a free Suzuki keychain.
Every cruiser I sat on reminded me why I don't want one.
I rather liked the VFR800, but I don't know why Honda had one in their area.
KLRs are tall.
The only people I saw sporting brand merchandise (ignoring hats) were Harley and Ducati guys.

needknees
Apr 4, 2006

Oh. My.
:smith:

I tried to take the bike out today. Made it approximately 30' from the garage and promptly got stuck in the driveway. BT015s apparently have poo poo for snow traction... Who would have thought! THE ROADS ARE CLEAR, DAMNIT!!! I want to ride :(.

hayden.
Sep 11, 2007

here's a goat on a pig or something

Chairon posted:

I just ordered what I think to be everything I need to get my Bike all fixed up, $782 total. It'll be good once I have it running, since i've started commuting again. Of course i'm sure i'll break something else on it!

I thought this about two months ago. I've ordered another $200 or so and I'm still waiting on parts in the mail to actually be able to ride.

Something else always breaks. Always.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

needknees posted:

:smith:

I tried to take the bike out today. Made it approximately 30' from the garage and promptly got stuck in the driveway. BT015s apparently have poo poo for snow traction... Who would have thought! THE ROADS ARE CLEAR, DAMNIT!!! I want to ride :(.

I dragged mine through the snow to get out today. Almost slipped and broke my ankle while pulling the thing. Put 70 miles on for the first time in a month and a half which felt great.

Saw my town riding buddy out on his BMW and another kid on a Buell who's always bopping around. Nice to see the local hardcores are just as anxious to ride as I am.

needknees
Apr 4, 2006

Oh. My.

kylej posted:

I dragged mine through the snow to get out today. Almost slipped and broke my ankle while pulling the thing. Put 70 miles on for the first time in a month and a half which felt great.

Saw my town riding buddy out on his BMW and another kid on a Buell who's always bopping around. Nice to see the local hardcores are just as anxious to ride as I am.

Glad you could make it out... damnit I wanted to make it to the road so bad but I'd be kicking myself if I managed to drop a nearly new bike just because I'm too impatient to wait for the snow to melt. ...doesn't help that I had about another 200yd to go, including a hill that goes down to the street :(

I did see one person out on a bike yesterday though, interestingly enough it was on a Victor... about the only bikes I see out in the winter are big 'ol BMW GS series.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




IAMKOREA posted:

Street riding has lost most of its fun to me. loving around doing illegal poo poo is still cool, but I'd honestly rather take my car than worry about someone making a left in front of me during my commute. Maybe I just can't hang, but I think where it's at for me are long days in the dirt. Not worrying about other motorists is really liberating. I'd probably feel differently if I didn't live in such a flat place but who knows. Maybe I'm just feeling like this because of the rear end in a top hat who almost killed me yesterday though.

The thing about street riding is that its the one place you can go ride RIGHT NOW. Track days take a shitload of prep, and generally are not occurring at 10PM on a Wednesday, if thats when you feel like riding. Offroad requires less prep, but still generally requires travel, unless you actually live in the woods.

Thats why i stick with the street.

I'd ride offroad more, but all the public trails are 5 hours away :(

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bung
Dec 14, 2004

Spiffness posted:

Never ever wander into the general discussion forums on bike or area specific sites. EVER.

Unless your totally into guns and NO BAMA

I like guns and dislike Obama. :colbert:

The only moto specific forum that I read is Two Wheeled Texans. Aside from the one guy who thinks that the Yamaha TW 200 is the best bike ever produced, most people there are pretty cool. You do see a lot of the pro-gun and anti-Obama in the general forum due to the majority of members being conservative.

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