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AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009
I´m looking for an very old Somethingawful Flash movie.
It was about two animals (i guess) living in Nazi germany. One scene I remember was
about putting a swastika flag on the moon and all the character spoke (bad) german.

Please Help. It´s one of my first memories of Something Awful.

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oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Pumpkin McPastry posted:

I asked a long time ago in the requests forum to get an MP3 of Lowtax reading the clip from the autofellatio forum but to no avail.
No idea where I can host this, hope rapidshare is OK for you. If not suggest an alternative and I'll up it there. http://rapidshare.com/files/331816908/dialogue.mp3

Nelsocracy posted:

Okay I've got another one. There was a program a few years ago I think that you could use to morph two faces together. You had to pick similar points on the two faces to get it to work.
FantaMorph?

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

BELL END posted:

No idea where I can host this, hope rapidshare is OK for you. If not suggest an alternative and I'll up it there. http://rapidshare.com/files/331816908/dialogue.mp3

Having a little difficulty as there's a lot of server traffic at the moment, but the only other similar program I can think of also requires purchasing an account. Still I'll keep at it, I'm sure I can find a window when there's enough bandwidth for non-members. Thanks!

Robin Sparkles
Apr 23, 2009

Action-Man posted:

I got one, it might have already been asked but I kinda doubt it. This was a website I want to say just a few years ago. It went like "Will it mail?" or something. People would try to send odd things through the mail without packaging and then report if it got there or not and its condition.

Some examples I remember there was a piece of of string with some tape attached with an address and stamp. I think just a water bottle but the bottle was empty when delivered. The classic, a coconut. Just weird things you think you wouldn't be able to send through the mail but could.

This sounds a lot like something The Plug did. http://www.theplug.net/27/gothroughmail1.htm They have other issues, but this is the first one that came on google.

Prof. Numbers
Dec 8, 2008

I'm a genius! *ow*

Pumpkin McPastry posted:

Having a little difficulty as there's a lot of server traffic at the moment, but the only other similar program I can think of also requires purchasing an account. Still I'll keep at it, I'm sure I can find a window when there's enough bandwidth for non-members. Thanks!

I put it up on TinDeck.


P.S.

uberknarf posted:

Just came across another one as well. Hoping for good karma...

Has anyone come across the re-write of Othello referred to here?


I've never seen this, but would like to...

How about Romeo and Juliet via conversations of people recounting what they remember about the play.

Prof. Numbers fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jan 7, 2010

The Running Man
Feb 23, 2007

Zanzibar posted:

I can all but guarantee that no one will manage this one:

Back in like 1995 a couple guys on IRC decided it'd be funny to create hype for a fake, forthcoming Nine Inch Nails album called "Impossible Pain". The guy created some crappy cover art for it, but for some reason--probably since I literally haven't seen it once since then (14+ years!?)--I developed a fascination with somehow finding it again.

It appeared on a site purporting to be Trent's personal homepage called "Reznor's Edge", but the only thing I've ever found is tangential discussion on the topic. The actual fake cover art appears to be lost in the sands of time.

If anyone could actually find that image, my mind would be bloooooooooown.

Not sure if you're still checking this topic, but are either of these it?




I grabbed both of those off of an old archive.org snapshot of Reznor's Edge.

The Running Man fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jan 8, 2010

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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The Running Man posted:

Not sure if you're still checking this topic, but are either of these it?

http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img11/8908/painj.jpg
http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img14/8209/pain2q.jpg

I grabbed both of those off of an old archive.org snapshot of Reznor's Edge.

Those are both giving me 404s.

The Running Man
Feb 23, 2007

sm8000 posted:

Those are both giving me 404s.

SA insisted on wordfiltering the URL because I didn't use waffleimages. I fixed it though.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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The Running Man posted:

SA insisted on wordfiltering the URL because I didn't use waffleimages. I fixed it though.

Were you using image$hack?

The Running Man
Feb 23, 2007

sm8000 posted:

Were you using image$hack?


Yeah, I was. I'm used to using it for everything. What's SA's problem with it?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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The Running Man posted:

Yeah, I was. I'm used to using it for everything. What's SA's problem with it?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=608

The Running Man
Feb 23, 2007

Wow, a GOON made ImageShack? I've been using it for 5 years and never knew that.

Phlogiston 4 Lyfe
May 13, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

I tried to find a parody of Powers Of Ten on the internet today, but it's been taken off of youtube due to a copyright notice, and I cannot find any backups of it anywhere else. It may not be too long lost, but I think this might be the place to ask.

http://youtomb.mit.edu/youtube/riW0wQd5z2M

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

uberknarf posted:

Just came across another one as well. Hoping for good karma...

Has anyone come across the re-write of Othello referred to here?


I've never seen this, but would like to...

It's Romeo and Juliet, not Othello.

uberknarf
Dec 9, 2004
no hat. no underwear. no problem.

Prof. Numbers posted:

P.S.
How about Romeo and Juliet via conversations of people recounting what they remember about the play.

flatluigi posted:

It's Romeo and Juliet, not Othello.

Awesome... thank you both! :)

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Can anyone tell me the address of a website that posted cool articles (mainly science and tech) that was relatively unknown. I think the site was yellow and may/may not have had yellow hazard tape as a border. I used to visit daily but its completely left my head over about a year, thanks.

Prof. Numbers
Dec 8, 2008

I'm a genius! *ow*

Daimo posted:

Can anyone tell me the address of a website that posted cool articles (mainly science and tech) that was relatively unknown. I think the site was yellow and may/may not have had yellow hazard tape as a border. I used to visit daily but its completely left my head over about a year, thanks.

drat Interesting? They've redesigned recently.

Jamus
Feb 10, 2007
There was a very interesting essay on Nice Guys floating around E/N about a year ago, it made the distinction between nice guys and Nice Guys, possibly with the latter in inverted commas, this is all I can remember about it.

If anybody remembers it, it'd be great to have some help finding it, and if you are an attractive girl, I promise I'll let you bitch about your boyfriend to me :unsmith:

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Spot on thanks!

nub helper
Nov 4, 2004

by Peatpot
Does anyone remember the name of that old humour website (maybe 2003/2004ish) which had a lot of old video game reviews on it? I remember also random articles about eating out of date candy, and hyping up junk on ebay. I've seen it mentioned on here before, it was a fairly big website, I cant remember the name now.

visually it used a lot of retro video game graphics, and bright colours.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



nub helper posted:

Does anyone remember the name of that old humour website (maybe 2003/2004ish) which had a lot of old video game reviews on it? I remember also random articles about eating out of date candy, and hyping up junk on ebay. I've seen it mentioned on here before, it was a fairly big website, I cant remember the name now.

visually it used a lot of retro video game graphics, and bright colours.

i-mockery?

nub helper
Nov 4, 2004

by Peatpot

tacodaemon posted:

i-mockery?

Wow cool thats really similar, but no I meant x-entertainment which I managed to find using google.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Not so much long lost, as "I've no idea what I could possible type into Google".
What's that website that has a long list of weird fictional objects that are dangerous or weird.
Like you're reading the stock list for that warehouse at the end of Indiana Jones where they lock up the Ark of the Covenant.

You read things like "object 649 should not be approached. Biological material is converted into steel. Agents should use control level alpha-5". Except it goes into bizarre detail and sounds cool, instead of my lame attempt there.

Gromit fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jan 20, 2010

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Gromit posted:

Not so much long lost, as "I've no idea what I could possible type into Google".
What's that website that has a long list of weird fictional objects that are dangerous or weird.
Like you're reading the stock list for that warehouse at the end of Indiana Jones where they lock up the Ark of the Covenant.

You read things like "object 649 should not be approached. Biological material is converted into steel. Agents should use control level alpha-5". Except it goes into bizarre detail and sounds cool, instead of my lame attempt there.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Excellent, thanks.

Professor Murda
Sep 15, 2002

Long ago, someone posted what looked like a black and white yearbook photo from a Japanese high school. In it, a class of about 30 boys were standing on a staircase. Every single one of them had their eyebrows shaved off and that ridiculous rockabilly pomp hairstyle, and looked like they were about to jump and kill the person taking the picture. It looked like a Future Yakuza of Japan club. I can't find the picture anywhere. Does anyone remember what I'm talking about?

the wizards beard
Apr 15, 2007
Reppin

4 LIFE 4 REAL
nvm, wrong thread

the wizards beard fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Jan 20, 2010

Cory and Trevor
Feb 22, 2006

Cory and Trevor posted:

OK, Going back to 1996-1997ish, I downloaded a demo/trailer for a stoner game called Pothead (at least that's what I'm 99% sure it was named). It seemed to be a 3D exploration game, where you buy pot, smoke it, and do whatever. One of the things I remember from the trailer, was that the drug dealer's apt was called "The Legendary Apartment" lol.

I cannot seem to find any trace of this game anywhere. Plus, searching for pothead and video games doesn't exactly narrow the field.

I would do anything just to see a glimpse of what my life could have been like, if I had just mailed a money order to some anonymous dude, and received my CD-ROM. Surely, I can't be the only dickhead to see this?

Call off the search!

http://web.archive.org/web/19970227044904/happycapitalist.com/scenes/

Now, if I can only find a copy of the game itself...

Argila
Oct 23, 2008
A while back there was a story written by a goon about how his job fell through the corporate cracks per say. Essentially he ended up doing nothing except reading and sleeping in his office until one day the company catches on. He manages to escape getting fired from his non-existent job title by walking into his office to get something late one night and catching his boss, who had recently divorced, masturbating using company computers.

one little detail I remember is how one of the higher executives in the company wanted to give him a globe desk trinket, and how it meant something in the company.

EnabledAssman
Dec 29, 2008
For awhile I've been looking for this video on Youtube. From what I remember it's a metal/punk music video flashing a bunch of random poo poo, and then a part repeats while showing a picture of an ocean accompanied by a lyric containing the word "sea". The only other thing a remember are pictures of mutilated male genitalia. If anybody can find this for me I will be at peace.

torjus
Nov 22, 2005

I want YOU to MSPaint!

Argila posted:

A while back there was a story written by a goon about how his job fell through the corporate cracks per say. Essentially he ended up doing nothing except reading and sleeping in his office until one day the company catches on. He manages to escape getting fired from his non-existent job title by walking into his office to get something late one night and catching his boss, who had recently divorced, masturbating using company computers.

http://shii.org/knows/American_Dream

olblue
Nov 9, 2003

...lets go exploring!
Fallen Rib
^^^ An amazing read - thanks for posting that.

A while back someone posted a youtube showing hikers walking on a closed mountain path which was I think in Italy. It had been closed as it was so dangerous and full of massive drops and rickety pathways with massive holes in. I tried a few iterations in my search however no luck - I would love to watch it again.

SmokedSquid
Dec 20, 2009
olblue, i kind of remember what you are talking about, it was in mexico (probably), and the site of an old dam. I remember it had a stereotypical mexican name and the pathways were where the dam workers used to travel.

I used to have this website bookmarked that had pdf files for all the essential "community survival" techniques, fishing and weaving, etc. I am going to a third world country soon so having these might be fun. Anyone remember what im talking about? I remember the main page had a banner of smiling african kids. Anyone?

olblue
Nov 9, 2003

...lets go exploring!
Fallen Rib

Bubba posted:

olblue, i kind of remember what you are talking about, it was in mexico (probably), and the site of an old dam. I remember it had a stereotypical mexican name and the pathways were where the dam workers used to travel.

I used to have this website bookmarked that had pdf files for all the essential "community survival" techniques, fishing and weaving, etc. I am going to a third world country soon so having these might be fun. Anyone remember what im talking about? I remember the main page had a banner of smiling african kids. Anyone?

You god drat hero - Mexico it was. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W09MhqpdMoM Once I added Mexico instead of Italy it was a lot easier to find on youtube.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm looking for a photo. It's about this boy and his journey through life and a tree. The first panel is morning. The boy is just a kid and the tree is a sapling. The last panel is night and the boy is buried next to the tree.

Thanks to anyone who has it!

e:Also, does anyone have a link to the "Create Panoramic Pictures" thread that was floating around here a year or so ago?

triskadekaphilia
Oct 29, 2004
Awhile back a friend showed me a bunch of videos that were a guy who did video game reviews while high, I think, of stuff like pong. I remember they were kind of long and indepth, and my friend remembers showing me, but can't remember the guy :( If anyone can point me in the right direction I would appreciate it.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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I'm looking for an old SNL TV Funhouse clip. It was a cartoon of a very chatty woman (I think Kathie Lee Gifford?) on a talk show, driving the host crazy with her yapping until he hit a button that dropped her through a trapdoor onto the set of another talk show, driving the next host crazy until he does the same. I believe she ends up in Hell and outyammers Satan Himself, and on the way down flies straight through Tom Snyder's set because he's already holding the trapdoor button down.

Argila
Oct 23, 2008

thanks for this!

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Soxors posted:

I think about a year or two ago I ran across this hilarious porno blooper. The setting is on top of some bed and, you guessed it, a guy is having sex with a girl. However, he can't keep it hard or can't orgasm or something, and the camera guy (presumably the director also) starts taunting him. The actor proceeds to go down the hall and into the bathroom or something, all the while listening to this guy just belittle him. As soon as he has had enough, the actor is like "Hey man, you know what?" and throws a knockout punch to the camera guy.

Anyone know what i'm talking about?

I know this is really late, but I actually just stumbled across this.

http://www.kaktuz.com/bkap/Unloaded-cock.html#show

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rivid
Jul 17, 2005

Matt 24:44
There used to be a website that collected information from people around the US on what slag words and terms they used (ex sodapop, calling shotgun) and then plotted it on a map of the US.

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