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Crotch Bat posted:"Tilly tried to poison me with cyanide!" I don't get it
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# ? Feb 2, 2010 11:27 |
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photo kiosk of life posted:I don't get it Cyanide tastes of almonds.
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# ? Feb 2, 2010 14:47 |
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"Hank, why are you sitting in a wind tunnel - Got the prickly heats!?"
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# ? Feb 2, 2010 15:03 |
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Strawman posted:Cyanide tastes of almonds. While correct, its more likely he means the fact that bitter almonds contain cyanide and that cyanide must be removed before consumption or you can risk acute cyanide poisoning.
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# ? Feb 2, 2010 20:55 |
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Crotch Bat posted:While correct, its more likely he means the fact that bitter almonds contain cyanide and that cyanide must be removed before consumption or you can risk acute cyanide poisoning. No. It was the first thing - Cotton is not a hypochondriac. He is paranoid to his ex-wife.
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# ? Feb 2, 2010 21:33 |
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Spook posted:No. It was the first thing - Cotton is not a hypochondriac. He is paranoid to his ex-wife. I see your point but it has nothing to do with being a hypochondriac, I just overthought it.
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# ? Feb 2, 2010 21:54 |
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livingfruitvirus posted:As funny as that line is, I still don't understand the joke behind it. Hank Hill doesn't know the difference between Weird Al and Kurt Kobain.
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# ? Feb 3, 2010 04:26 |
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I still don't really understand why they include Bill singing Takin' Care of Business in the beauty pageant episode, but it's easily the best part of the episode.
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# ? Feb 3, 2010 04:52 |
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Hah, I turned on King of the Hill and Khan is singing. Axel Foley is gonna find the druuuuuugs!
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# ? Feb 3, 2010 05:35 |
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If you're looking for some unexpected resplendence, "Witches of East Arlen" will be on teletoon tomorrow. I haven't quite figured out their scheduling yet. They've got 3 timeslots every night except Saturday. Most days, they play an ep at 9:30pm EST. Then they play a different one at 11:30pm, which repeats at 1:00am. Sometimes, they play the same episode in all 3 slots and even the day before (like "Racist Dawg" on Sunday/Monday). TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Feb 3, 2010 |
# ? Feb 3, 2010 07:28 |
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The dolphin episode is so hosed up. "There's nothing wrong but maybe you should get out of the pool immediately."
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# ? Feb 3, 2010 08:12 |
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This 12 Angry Men parody with the mower is god drat brilliant. "These men are here to monitor your thoughts and feelings. You know, get inside your head." "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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# ? Feb 4, 2010 04:20 |
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"You sold me pinstripes on my Escort." "Ah-ah. I financed you pinstripes on your Escort."
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# ? Feb 4, 2010 04:26 |
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Brand new, pre-owned, Sonata RAD EPISODE IS ON yeessssssss I'm gonna ask you out. You don't know it yet, but you're gonna say yes. BlueBayou fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Feb 4, 2010 |
# ? Feb 4, 2010 04:27 |
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Those got-danged Mason SONSABITCHES!
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# ? Feb 4, 2010 04:48 |
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Tender Bender posted:The dolphin episode is so hosed up. Which reminds me of something I was enjoying in the bobby's-first-hunt episode the other night: at La Grunta, when faced with a $400 bill just so Bobby can shoot deer, Hank offers to take Bobby to swim with dolphins or go to the miniature museum. I'm too lazy to look up the order of episodes (I suspect the dolphin rape one came later, actually) but either way, fun.
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# ? Feb 4, 2010 04:54 |
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Dog? That's just weird! Oh man, Hank and John Redcorn are on the case! Heh, David Crosses voice is hillarious, and Ward's mom hitting on Hank is creepy.
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# ? Feb 4, 2010 05:53 |
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Ozma posted:Which reminds me of something I was enjoying in the bobby's-first-hunt episode the other night: at La Grunta, when faced with a $400 bill just so Bobby can shoot deer, Hank offers to take Bobby to swim with dolphins or go to the miniature museum.
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# ? Feb 4, 2010 07:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4 This was just posted in TFF when the discussion of steaks got brought up. I mentioned that they had to be prepared medium rare. It's good to know I'm in good company.
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# ? Feb 4, 2010 17:35 |
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One of the best clips ever. How true it is.
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# ? Feb 4, 2010 19:45 |
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The firefighter episode is pretty much the best one hands down.
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# ? Feb 5, 2010 04:47 |
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If only for Boomahuer's flashback...although is it me or was Bill the only one who looked WORSE in his?
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# ? Feb 5, 2010 04:54 |
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hall n oates mom posted:It was first. The Dolphin episode's full title is actually "Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta". Awesome. I always forget to look up the episode titles. They're almost always good for a laugh, too.
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# ? Feb 5, 2010 04:57 |
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Fooley posted:If only for Boomahuer's flashback...although is it me or was Bill the only one who looked WORSE in his? Bill has a bad body image. He was even fatter and balder in his flashback
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# ? Feb 5, 2010 05:01 |
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I'll admit I laughed pretty hard when Bill farted while stuck in the hole.
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# ? Feb 5, 2010 05:02 |
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change my name posted:The firefighter episode is pretty much the best one hands down.
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# ? Feb 5, 2010 05:16 |
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Fooley posted:If only for Boomahuer's flashback... Yesss, that's right up there with the medium rare clip.
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# ? Feb 5, 2010 06:03 |
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Heh, Hank's wearing his Member's Only jacket. I'll give Patch the happy ending he deserves tell you what! twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Feb 5, 2010 |
# ? Feb 5, 2010 07:12 |
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JethroMcB posted:Great news! Adult Swim's Big Ol' Schedule shows that starting next Monday, AS will be airing episodes from the final production run. The list doesn't go into the realm of the 4 lost episodes, but fingers crossed! Adult Swim is running a ad about airing the last season episodes, and they did mention airing "never before seen" episodes.
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# ? Feb 6, 2010 06:17 |
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MY FANTASYS.zip posted:Adult Swim is running a ad about airing the last season episodes, and they did mention airing "never before seen" episodes. Never before seen always means never before seen on adult swim. I don't believe there are any unaired episodes but they will persist as urban legends forever that some guys friends cousin saw and they were amazing but nobody knows that guy and he moved someplace I think. and that guy is.....Rusty Shackleferd. Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Feb 6, 2010 |
# ? Feb 6, 2010 07:36 |
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bobby has gout
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# ? Feb 6, 2010 07:38 |
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CommunistMojo posted:Never before seen always means never before seen on adult swim I don't believe there are any unaired episodes but they will persist as urban legends forever that some guys friends cousin saw and there were amazing but nobody knows that guy and he moved someplace I think. What? No, there are four episodes that Fox did not air at all.
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# ? Feb 6, 2010 07:41 |
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CommunistMojo posted:Never before seen always means never before seen on adult swim. I don't believe there are any unaired episodes but they will persist as urban legends forever that some guys friends cousin saw and they were amazing but nobody knows that guy and he moved someplace I think. I'd love it if this passes into the realm of pop culture myth. Mike Judge shows the final, unaired episodes of King of the Hill to a friend of his, a friend named Rusty Shackleford. The man is sworn to secrecy, forbidden from divulging the plots or spoilers to anyone forever. Nobody knows what happened to Rusty after being shown the episodes. Some say he moved to Montana where he lives on a hundred-acre patch of land with a Winnebago and a shotgun. Others say he fled to sea, living out in international waters, where the mandate of Mike Judge no longer applies...
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# ? Feb 6, 2010 08:04 |
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"Wait, I thought I'd take my boy to see that new space movie. I hear it has special effects"
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# ? Feb 6, 2010 08:18 |
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The commercial talking about the never before seen episodes mentions 13 all-new episodes, and by my count, there'd be 17 all-new episodes if they included the 4 that have never been seen, so, outlook is not good on that front.
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# ? Feb 6, 2010 08:33 |
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Jay Dub posted:I'd love it if this passes into the realm of pop culture myth. Mike Judge shows the final, unaired episodes of King of the Hill to a friend of his, a friend named Rusty Shackleford. The man is sworn to secrecy, forbidden from divulging the plots or spoilers to anyone forever. Nobody knows what happened to Rusty after being shown the episodes. Some say he moved to Montana where he lives on a hundred-acre patch of land with a Winnebago and a shotgun. Others say he fled to sea, living out in international waters, where the mandate of Mike Judge no longer applies... They say he died as a child and that he once survived a shed explosion, all we know is he's called The Rusty Shackleford edit hahah the gout episode is on and when bobby rings the bell on his rascal scooter, he raises his eyebrows with each ring. Resplendant! BlueBayou fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Feb 6, 2010 |
# ? Feb 6, 2010 08:39 |
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You know who doesn't believe in those 4 un-aired episodes? That foul-mouthed Irwin Linker.
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# ? Feb 6, 2010 08:52 |
I hear they aired the unaired episodes in Mcmaynerberry.
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# ? Feb 6, 2010 23:27 |
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Meeble posted:I hear they aired the unaired episodes in Mcmaynerberry. MCMAYNERBERRY!!
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# ? Feb 7, 2010 00:03 |
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I heard Thatherton is keeping them off the air
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# ? Feb 7, 2010 02:22 |