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photo kiosk of life
Aug 31, 2004

Not the best role model.

Crotch Bat posted:

"Tilly tried to poison me with cyanide!"

"Ugh, it was just chicken almondine."

I hadn't heard that line in so long but its so one of the smartest jokes ever done on the show.

I don't get it :sigh:

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


photo kiosk of life posted:

I don't get it :sigh:

Cyanide tastes of almonds.

Parachute
May 18, 2003
"Hank, why are you sitting in a wind tunnel - Got the prickly heats!?"

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Strawman posted:

Cyanide tastes of almonds.

While correct, its more likely he means the fact that bitter almonds contain cyanide and that cyanide must be removed before consumption or you can risk acute cyanide poisoning.

Spook
Feb 25, 2002

Silence of the MOTHERFUCKING LAMBS!!

Crotch Bat posted:

While correct, its more likely he means the fact that bitter almonds contain cyanide and that cyanide must be removed before consumption or you can risk acute cyanide poisoning.

No. It was the first thing - Cotton is not a hypochondriac. He is paranoid to his ex-wife.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Spook posted:

No. It was the first thing - Cotton is not a hypochondriac. He is paranoid to his ex-wife.

I see your point but it has nothing to do with being a hypochondriac, I just overthought it.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

livingfruitvirus posted:

As funny as that line is, I still don't understand the joke behind it.

Hank Hill doesn't know the difference between Weird Al and Kurt Kobain.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

I still don't really understand why they include Bill singing Takin' Care of Business in the beauty pageant episode, but it's easily the best part of the episode.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Hah, I turned on King of the Hill and Khan is singing.

Axel Foley is gonna find the druuuuuugs!

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
If you're looking for some unexpected resplendence, "Witches of East Arlen" will be on teletoon tomorrow.

I haven't quite figured out their scheduling yet. They've got 3 timeslots every night except Saturday. Most days, they play an ep at 9:30pm EST. Then they play a different one at 11:30pm, which repeats at 1:00am. Sometimes, they play the same episode in all 3 slots and even the day before (like "Racist Dawg" on Sunday/Monday).

TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Feb 3, 2010

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

The dolphin episode is so hosed up.

"There's nothing wrong but maybe you should get out of the pool immediately."

Fooley
Apr 25, 2006

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'...
This 12 Angry Men parody with the mower is god drat brilliant.

"These men are here to monitor your thoughts and feelings. You know, get inside your head."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
"You sold me pinstripes on my Escort."
"Ah-ah. I financed you pinstripes on your Escort."

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse
Brand new, pre-owned, Sonata

RAD EPISODE IS ON

yeessssssss

I'm gonna ask you out. You don't know it yet, but you're gonna say yes.

BlueBayou fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Feb 4, 2010

MrBigglesworth
Mar 26, 2005

Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf
Those got-danged Mason SONSABITCHES!

Debbie Metallica
Jun 7, 2001

Tender Bender posted:

The dolphin episode is so hosed up.

"There's nothing wrong but maybe you should get out of the pool immediately."

Which reminds me of something I was enjoying in the bobby's-first-hunt episode the other night: at La Grunta, when faced with a $400 bill just so Bobby can shoot deer, Hank offers to take Bobby to swim with dolphins or go to the miniature museum.

I'm too lazy to look up the order of episodes (I suspect the dolphin rape one came later, actually) but either way, fun. :)

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Dog? That's just weird!

Oh man, Hank and John Redcorn are on the case!

Heh, David Crosses voice is hillarious, and Ward's mom hitting on Hank is creepy.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Ozma posted:

Which reminds me of something I was enjoying in the bobby's-first-hunt episode the other night: at La Grunta, when faced with a $400 bill just so Bobby can shoot deer, Hank offers to take Bobby to swim with dolphins or go to the miniature museum.

I'm too lazy to look up the order of episodes (I suspect the dolphin rape one came later, actually) but either way, fun. :)
It was first. The Dolphin episode's full title is actually "Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta". :xd:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4

This was just posted in TFF when the discussion of steaks got brought up. I mentioned that they had to be prepared medium rare. It's good to know I'm in good company.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy
One of the best clips ever. How true it is.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

The firefighter episode is pretty much the best one hands down.

Fooley
Apr 25, 2006

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'...
If only for Boomahuer's flashback...although is it me or was Bill the only one who looked WORSE in his?

Debbie Metallica
Jun 7, 2001

hall n oates mom posted:

It was first. The Dolphin episode's full title is actually "Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta". :xd:

Awesome. I always forget to look up the episode titles. They're almost always good for a laugh, too.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Fooley posted:

If only for Boomahuer's flashback...although is it me or was Bill the only one who looked WORSE in his?

Bill has a bad body image. He was even fatter and balder in his flashback

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

I'll admit I laughed pretty hard when Bill farted while stuck in the hole.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

change my name posted:

The firefighter episode is pretty much the best one hands down.
You're pretty much the biggest noob, hands up, around your own neck for being a little koth amateur!

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Fooley posted:

If only for Boomahuer's flashback...

Yesss, that's right up there with the medium rare clip.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Heh, Hank's wearing his Member's Only jacket.

I'll give Patch the happy ending he deserves tell you what!

twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Feb 5, 2010

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

JethroMcB posted:

Great news! Adult Swim's Big Ol' Schedule shows that starting next Monday, AS will be airing episodes from the final production run. The list doesn't go into the realm of the 4 lost episodes, but fingers crossed!

Adult Swim is running a ad about airing the last season episodes, and they did mention airing "never before seen" episodes.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

MY FANTASYS.zip posted:

Adult Swim is running a ad about airing the last season episodes, and they did mention airing "never before seen" episodes.

Never before seen always means never before seen on adult swim. I don't believe there are any unaired episodes but they will persist as urban legends forever that some guys friends cousin saw and they were amazing but nobody knows that guy and he moved someplace I think.

and that guy is.....Rusty Shackleferd.

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Feb 6, 2010

Your Proud Pal
Sep 4, 2006

bobby has gout

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


CommunistMojo posted:

Never before seen always means never before seen on adult swim I don't believe there are any unaired episodes but they will persist as urban legends forever that some guys friends cousin saw and there were amazing but nobody knows that guy and he moved someplace I think.

and that guy is.....Rusty Shackleferd.

What? No, there are four episodes that Fox did not air at all.

Jay Dub
Jul 27, 2009

I'm not listening
to youuuuu...

CommunistMojo posted:

Never before seen always means never before seen on adult swim. I don't believe there are any unaired episodes but they will persist as urban legends forever that some guys friends cousin saw and they were amazing but nobody knows that guy and he moved someplace I think.

and that guy is.....Rusty Shackleferd.

I'd love it if this passes into the realm of pop culture myth. Mike Judge shows the final, unaired episodes of King of the Hill to a friend of his, a friend named Rusty Shackleford. The man is sworn to secrecy, forbidden from divulging the plots or spoilers to anyone forever. Nobody knows what happened to Rusty after being shown the episodes. Some say he moved to Montana where he lives on a hundred-acre patch of land with a Winnebago and a shotgun. Others say he fled to sea, living out in international waters, where the mandate of Mike Judge no longer applies...

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
"Wait, I thought I'd take my boy to see that new space movie. I hear it has special effects"

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

The commercial talking about the never before seen episodes mentions 13 all-new episodes, and by my count, there'd be 17 all-new episodes if they included the 4 that have never been seen, so, outlook is not good on that front.

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse

Jay Dub posted:

I'd love it if this passes into the realm of pop culture myth. Mike Judge shows the final, unaired episodes of King of the Hill to a friend of his, a friend named Rusty Shackleford. The man is sworn to secrecy, forbidden from divulging the plots or spoilers to anyone forever. Nobody knows what happened to Rusty after being shown the episodes. Some say he moved to Montana where he lives on a hundred-acre patch of land with a Winnebago and a shotgun. Others say he fled to sea, living out in international waters, where the mandate of Mike Judge no longer applies...

They say he died as a child and that he once survived a shed explosion, all we know is he's called The Rusty Shackleford


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hahah the gout episode is on and when bobby rings the bell on his rascal scooter, he raises his eyebrows with each ring. Resplendant!

BlueBayou fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Feb 6, 2010

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.
You know who doesn't believe in those 4 un-aired episodes? That foul-mouthed Irwin Linker.

Crummers
Dec 30, 2008
I hear they aired the unaired episodes in Mcmaynerberry.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Meeble posted:

I hear they aired the unaired episodes in Mcmaynerberry.

MCMAYNERBERRY!! :argh:

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BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse
I heard Thatherton is keeping them off the air

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