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hermanos
Dec 30, 2005

Magoo said that the "bird's the word"
But the Fur Byrd Gang flip birds on curbs
PYF is a different forum with different rules. Every other post in this thread, and the three threads that came before it, have followed the same rules.

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
Was rereading Crisis on Infinite Earths the other day, and this sequence called for an edit:

(Specifically from issue 9.)

A big dumb baby
May 2, 2003

Haha "pwnd"! Just like those kids on the internet say!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

teekun posted:

Haha "pwnd"! Just like those kids on the internet say!

Eh, I couldn't think of anything better for Luthor-1 to say. Maybe "drat!" but it didn't have the same punch I was looking for.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Eh, I couldn't think of anything better for Luthor-1 to say. Maybe "drat!" but it didn't have the same punch I was looking for.

Why not go for the classier version of what you put anyway, which would have been "SSSSNAP!"

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Syrg Sapphire posted:

Why not go for the classier version of what you put anyway, which would have been "SSSSNAP!"

You know what, it does work better.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Just stop.

Myrddin Emrys
Jul 3, 2003

Ho ho ho, Pac-man!
That last panel looks so much like Professor X it hurts.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

BetterTasteThnU posted:

Just stop.

Jeez, you can't blame a guy for trying. :sigh:

The Missing Link
Aug 13, 2008

Should do fine against cats.
You might as well have just made him say "BUTTS LOL"

The Werle
Aug 8, 2005

Fireworks for Christmas is absolutely American
No, see, thats different, because butts are funny

Shanty
Nov 7, 2005

I Love Dogs
The implication that he has accidentally left retarded Luthor from Earth-Butts in charge is pretty funny though.

The Missing Link
Aug 13, 2008

Should do fine against cats.
^ Now I can't get the idea of Luthor saying "It's dodgeball time.... bitch!" out of my head.

Elijya
May 11, 2005

Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
Take that, subspace!

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT
is... is there a Black Luthor?

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

Maldraedior posted:

is... is there a Black Luthor?
Yes, the one from the DCAU.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?






It took a lot of willpower not to do "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!"

Aussie Crawl
Aug 21, 2007
Contains Opinions Which May Offend
I haven't been reading Batman, but it seems a bit tasteless to bring him back to life while you're still wearing his loving outfit, wouldn't you at least try to cut down on the confusion by putting on something else.

Emo Szyslak
Feb 25, 2006

Tarezax posted:

Yes, the one from the DCAU.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Gavok posted:


It took a lot of willpower not to do "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!"

Do it anyways. I'll laugh.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Aussie Crawl posted:

I haven't been reading Batman, but it seems a bit tasteless to bring him back to life while you're still wearing his loving outfit, wouldn't you at least try to cut down on the confusion by putting on something else.

You think he's confused, you should see the letterer.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
Well, when you get knocked off the horse and all that. From Crisis of Infinite Earths #3:



Seriously, why is Luthor Jr sitting there all splay-legged? Quit showing off!

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Seriously, why is Luthor Jr sitting there all splay-legged? Quit showing off!

It's necessity, he inherited the balls of a man that routinely fucks with Superman for fun.

the Professor
Nov 28, 2002

pi pi

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Well, when you get knocked off the horse and all that. From Crisis of Infinite Earths #3:



Seriously, why is Luthor Jr sitting there all splay-legged? Quit showing off!

You are not good at this and should probably work on your skills before posting in this thread again :)

d00gZ
Oct 12, 2002

Original Sin Murderer
Wild Guess #627
Edward Snowden

"My sole motive is to inform the public as to that which is done in their name and that which is done against them."
If you never want to read any of my posts again after this, I understand.

Final Crisis #6.

The Werle
Aug 8, 2005

Fireworks for Christmas is absolutely American
Needs more work so Darkseid is improperly rendered and missing textures. drat Catalyst drivers!

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

The Werle posted:

Needs more work so Darkseid is improperly rendered and missing textures. drat Catalyst drivers!

Nah, make Darkseid green and call him "Fermi".

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich
My paint-fu has produced the following image and I apologize.



Source is Final Crisis #6, idea comes from d00gZ and The Werle obviously.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
I liked Final Crisis (yeah, I know, I'm the only one), but Darkseid's kind of an idiot for not Omega Effecting the bullet first.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Would the Omega Effect work on something that's inanimate? You probably need life in the first place to experience The Death that is Life.

The Werle
Aug 8, 2005

Fireworks for Christmas is absolutely American
What, that little squiddly bit inside it isn't alive?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Brother Entropy posted:

Would the Omega Effect work on something that's inanimate? You probably need life in the first place to experience The Death that is Life.
No no. The Omega SANCTION is the Death that is Life. The Omega EFFECT is just death.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Endless Mike posted:

No no. The Omega SANCTION is the Death that is Life. The Omega EFFECT is just death.

Oh, right. Apparently I am dumb and don't read all the words on a page. :v:

d00gZ
Oct 12, 2002

Original Sin Murderer
Wild Guess #627
Edward Snowden

"My sole motive is to inform the public as to that which is done in their name and that which is done against them."

Senior Woodchuck posted:

I liked Final Crisis (yeah, I know, I'm the only one)

Do you read this board much? I thought we were overall fanatical about it considering the overwhelming Internet opinion.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

I took that as sarcasm, considering how vocal BSSers seem to be in adoring Morrison.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Here's a possible handwave. Radeon is toxic to New Gods, therefore it's the one thing that Darkseid's Omega Effect can't affect it.

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!
The Radeon bullet is in a closed loop, right?

No chance Timelost Batman will invent it?

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


d00gZ posted:

Do you read this board much? I thought we were overall fanatical about it considering the overwhelming Internet opinion.

BSS is like the watchtower near the end of Final Crisis. A final outpost on the fringe of the blackhole called the Internet. A last bastion of hope in a sea of fanboys. When they come for us, we'll send a capsule out into spacetime.

One day, some nerd will find a capsule filled with d00gz Batman annotations, and Gavoks' Ultimatum edits, and the web will find something long missing.

Hope.

The story of BSS will be a saga for the ages. A truely misunderstood work of art.

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!
He wished for what he always wanted for us.

Another Venom comic.

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ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Die Laughing posted:

One day, some nerd will find a capsule filled with d00gz Batman annotations, and Gavoks' Ultimatum edits, and the web will find something long missing.

Does everybody but Gavok forget my involvement? :(

ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Feb 17, 2010

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