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EndOfTheWorld posted:Like Wii Sports Resort only it's Ray's Backyard. Hold the Wiimote up to your mouth to smoke a blunt. Press A to grill the steak. Hold B to enjoy a good time with friends.
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doggs there is a new strip up at achewood dot com edit; for extra siren sauce Happy Hippo fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Feb 17, 2010 |
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Feb 17, 2010 01:27
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gently caress, you know, I loooooove to complain about the irregular schedule, but gently caress me if this strip didn't make me laugh like classic Achewood always did. I'm sorry I've been a virtual jerk to you, Mr. Onstad. I'm going to sign back up for another month of Achewood subscriber love, right this instant. I hope you use the money for some drat fine food.
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Feb 17, 2010 03:42
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I love that this isn't the first time Achewood has featured money in the microwave. http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuaf4zbXt
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Feb 17, 2010 04:00
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Phillipe should really do some stretches for that stiff neck of his. He's got the spine of an 80 year old.
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Feb 17, 2010 04:09
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I love Phillipe's assessment of the items in the Sharper Image catalog. Even a 5-year-old can recognize that it's all wholly unnecessary crap.
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ManiacClown posted:I love Phillipe's assessment of the items in the Sharper Image catalog. Even a 5-year-old can recognize that it's all wholly unnecessary crap. Yes it's the perfect definition. Loved the new strip.
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Feb 17, 2010 06:34
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I just noticed that the two options for chili are "chicken" and "mild."
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Rustmouth Chafings posted:I just noticed that the two options for chili are "chicken" and "mild." Philipe is 5.
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nmg posted:Philipe is 5. oh poo poo, really? man that is crazy Onstad you never fail to impress (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 17, 2010 15:52
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Rustmouth Chafings posted:I just noticed that the two options for chili are "chicken" and "mild." I was kind of wondering if they were mutually exclusive. Also, at the $1.80 price increase from the false chili bowl, I kind of thought that the chili would just come from a can--like re-branded Hormel. I mean, you have to ship these items, right?
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Feb 17, 2010 15:58
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aaaaaaagh onstad finally gets back and updates and IT WON'T LOAD FOR ME stop talking about how funny the strip is god drat you LOAD ALREADY DAMMIT
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OBAMA ACKBAR posted:aaaaaaagh onstad finally gets back and updates and IT WON'T LOAD FOR ME 
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Haschel Cedricson posted:I love that this isn't the first time Achewood has featured money in the microwave. The only logical conclusion is that Chris Onstad microwaves his money.
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Feb 18, 2010 09:17
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Weedle posted:The Magician's Thermometer actually looks pretty fun.
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Feb 18, 2010 09:55
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I don't think anyone has ever condensed the nature of a statue down to something as little and as precise as "it honors your situation". e: wait, "mom and mom"?!
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Dove from Above posted:The Magician's Thermometer actually looks pretty fun. Thats how they rope you in. They have one interesting product and it acts as a gateway to the other lovely stuff.
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Feb 18, 2010 21:45
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Weedle posted:That is barely sillier than the stuff you see in a real skymall I guess it's just hard to go over the top on something that's already practically a self-parody
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Ola posted:e: wait, "mom and mom"?! Mom and Mom's hall bathroom.
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Dove from Above posted:The Magician's Thermometer actually looks pretty fun. But for God's sake man, don't buy it unless you are actually a magician yourself or are buying it for a magician.
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Feb 18, 2010 23:10
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Silentman0 posted:Mom and Mom's hall bathroom. I just thought there was some "Raymond's Two Mommies" arch I had inexplicably missed.
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Philippe is moving on up. NEW STRIP e: Philippe has 3 P's Fillerbunny fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Feb 23, 2010 |
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Feb 23, 2010 00:29
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GASP! Philippe is feeling the malaise and anxiety one experiences with success. drat I hope we get to meet Tim and his bride.
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Little Philippe is too anxious not to be seen as ungrateful or having the sin of pride to enjoy his success 
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Feb 23, 2010 03:44
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I love how this comic manages to conjure up such a soundscape out of those last four panels at the restaurant. It puts me in mind of that scene in The Godfather...
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Feb 24, 2010 01:22
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What is Philippe drinking? At first I thought that was a cherry at the bottom but in the closeup it looks like a black olive...?
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Feb 24, 2010 07:46
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I choose to believe it is a Shirley Temple. That is what I drank at fancy restaurants when I was five.
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Feb 24, 2010 07:52
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Wanderer posted:I choose to believe it is a Shirley Temple.
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Feb 24, 2010 09:20
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Want to meet Tim the Gray Alien
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Rock Strongo posted:Want to meet Tim the Gray Alien Haha, I got 4th place on the Achewood strip club naming Facebook challenge.
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Someone linked the Little Nephew suicide arc earlier in the thread and "spaghetti's dad" is probably my favorite thing from Achewood.
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Feb 28, 2010 10:01
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New strip is up! I may start using "firing on one cylinder," but I'm still more fond of "slut-of-a-bitch."
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Feb 28, 2010 15:37
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What, you haven't heard "firing on one cylinder" before? Even I've heard that one out here in South Dakota, where we know nothing of many of the references Onstad makes.
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Feb 28, 2010 18:50
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I live in California and was born in the late 80's and I still have to check Wikipedia every time there's a new strip. (Achewood demographic chat itt)
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Feb 28, 2010 20:39
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Yeah seriously even montrealers say "not firing on all four cylinders" or variations of it. Also Ray is a HUGE SHITHEAD 
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Feb 28, 2010 22:08
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Hit random comic. Post what comes up (jigger it back or forth if you know there's a really good one nearby) one of the all time best Roast Beef lines  HOW ARE YOU HOW HAVE YOU BEEN
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Lurdiak posted:Yeah seriously even montrealers say "not firing on all four cylinders" or variations of it. He's sad... but it's the way it has to be! A grown-rear end man must destroy a 5 year old otter's dreams in order to garnish his already ridiculous wealth.
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It occurs to me that Ray's house is unique in all of fiction for being a place where you could destroy random objects and find vast sums of cash inside without it being unusual. His savings account is all Bank of Hyrule. He doesn't pay his gardener and has forgotten to do so; the gardener simply operates on the assumption that he will find a six hundo in a baggie under the rose bushes and that assumption is often correct.
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Wanderer posted:It occurs to me that Ray's house is unique in all of fiction for being a place where you could destroy random objects and find vast sums of cash inside without it being unusual. Look up, if you can, the children's book series about an elephant called Uncle by J.P. Martin. He lives in a giant rambling house called Homeward that he inherited, and spends most of his time exploring it with the help of a monkey who he pays in typewriters. Occasionally they are attacked by a man called Beaver Hateman and Uncle kicks him in the rear end so hard he flies through the air. It's a fine entry in the long tradition of absolutely barking mad English children's literature.
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Wanderer posted:His savings account is all Bank of Hyrule. He doesn't pay his gardener and has forgotten to do so; the gardener simply operates on the assumption that he will find a six hundo in a baggie under the rose bushes and that assumption is often correct. I laughed out loud because that poo poo is perfect. Dove from Above posted:Look up, if you can, the children's book series about an elephant called Uncle by J.P. Martin. He lives in a giant rambling house called Homeward that he inherited, and spends most of his time exploring it with the help of a monkey who he pays in typewriters. Occasionally they are attacked by a man called Beaver Hateman and Uncle kicks him in the rear end so hard he flies through the air. Welp, gonna go ahead and try to find this.
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