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crime fighting hog posted:What a cashcow hydra burgers would be, you'd only have to breed one and use the neck meat! That's how Goblin Dan made his first million gold pieces!
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Mar 4, 2010 21:59
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I like how "Azure" is crossed out on the gate in the second to last panel and now it reads "Our City Prison"
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Mar 5, 2010 01:50
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crime fighting hog posted:What a cashcow hydra burgers would be, you'd only have to breed one and use the neck meat! Conveniently circular too.
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Mar 5, 2010 07:13
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Not to mention that it doesn't have those drat safety issues Troll meat does, what with people exploding into trolls if you don't cook the meat right after thawing it.
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Mar 5, 2010 20:55
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crime fighting hog posted:Not to mention that it doesn't have those drat safety issues Troll meat does, what with people exploding into trolls if you don't cook the meat right after thawing it. Trolls take normal damage from fire and acid. Digestive fluids would prevent regeneration. So no worries about the troll meat besides the taste. 
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Mar 6, 2010 06:08
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Does anyone else hope that the good guys don't win this particular battle? Goblins deserve a break 
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Kuno posted:Does anyone else hope that the good guys don't win this particular battle? You are just falling for the goblin propaganda. You saw the spin they put on things to make themselves look good. if they wanted to build their own nation, they could do it on their own merits, rather than crushing another sovereign nation.
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Mar 6, 2010 18:04
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Johnny Aztec posted:if they wanted to build their own nation, they could do it on their own merits, rather than crushing another sovereign nation. yes perhaps some sort of two-state solution
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Mar 6, 2010 18:15
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The hobs seemed to have a pretty sizable city going up in the mountains when Redcloak and Xykon discovered them, despite their lack of resources.
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Mar 6, 2010 18:35
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That was Xykon's backup fortress. You never know, you could just be relaxing in your den on a lazy Sunday afternoon, when suddenly BAM! A band of unlikely heroes puts aside their differences and evicts you from your own house. The hobgoblins were squatting there too, just like they are now in Azure City. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0148.html
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Mar 6, 2010 23:24
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Yes, Redcloak and Xykon thought that was the full extent of the hobgoblins, too, until one of their subordinates made a passing comment about them being, "Legion One." http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0197.html
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Mylan posted:Trolls take normal damage from fire and acid. Digestive fluids would prevent regeneration. So no worries about the troll meat besides the taste. Unless you get some undercooked meat stuck between your teeth.
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Mar 7, 2010 03:43
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Johnny Aztec posted:You are just falling for the goblin propaganda. You saw the spin they put on things to make themselves look good. Yeah, the Dark One tried that. If I recall, that didn't end too well for him. Start of Darkness: The human/elf/dwarf regents assassinated him at the peace conference.
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Mar 7, 2010 06:12
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Yeah, the whole reason they have to do this by force is that the rest of the sentient races view them as having no value or worth beyond their XP value and slaughter them indiscriminately. Some people simply cannot be negotiated with.
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Mar 7, 2010 08:12
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Neorxenawang posted:Unless you get some undercooked meat stuck between your teeth. Well that's obviously what +1 flaming toothpicks are for.
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Mar 7, 2010 19:20
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I'm giving up on "that other comic". I can't even follow what the gently caress is going on anymore. I just want more frequent updates for OotS. Also, sorry to everyone who thought there was a new update because I bumped the thread. Now quote me and join in.
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Lord Commissar posted:I'm giving up on "that other comic". I can't even follow what the gently caress is going on anymore. in brief: after negotiations failed, turnamancer Vanna White ended Team Evil's turn before they were done moving, making it the turn of Team Good Guys while Team Evil is split into two groups that can be taken the gently caress apart. Then Queen Unfeasiblylargesword said that she wasn't lying with the negotiations, if anyone wanted to switch sides to avoid the impending shitstorm she was cool with that, and then Jack told Jill 'yeah no' despite kinda wanting to. meanwhile OOTS has been at 'Once Side-Crap Dealt With, Roy+Co/Xykon Will Go To Girard's Gate' for something like two or three months now with no sign of any impending change in side-crap.
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no see, Girard's hologram made a passing statement about a bet that was meant to be a slight against Soon, but Roy+Co assumed it meant someone just won a great deal of money (you know, instead of a nickel or a free slap). So they are going to go to the closest big city and search for an imagined man with an undefined purse who will lead them to a man they've never met who will help them (and neither man will kill them on sight for being the ones who set off the desert explosives). It's like THE PERFECT PLAN.
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Mar 11, 2010 13:28
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Actually, someone won 10,000 GP.
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Ze Pollack posted:in brief: after negotiations failed, turnamancer Vanna White ended Team Evil's turn before they were done moving, making it the turn of Team Good Guys while Team Evil is split into two groups that can be taken the gently caress apart. Then Queen Unfeasiblylargesword said that she wasn't lying with the negotiations, if anyone wanted to switch sides to avoid the impending shitstorm she was cool with that, and then Jack told Jill 'yeah no' despite kinda wanting to. That actually didn't clear anything up at all.
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Mar 11, 2010 14:52
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Lord Commissar posted:That actually didn't clear anything up at all. That would be because the dude writing this clearly didn't plan for a second chapter and is just wildly digging himself into pits in between skipping over a merry field of plot holes and terrible writing.
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Lord Commissar posted:That actually didn't clear anything up at all. Queen Unfeasiblylargesword is fed up with being used as a pawn by others, so she basically said "gently caress you" to both sides, even though they could have wrecked Team Evil's poo poo.
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Mar 11, 2010 21:43
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Mar 12, 2010 14:31
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I would be more amused had I not had to wait a month for it
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Mar 12, 2010 20:54
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Morand posted:I would be more amused had I not had to wait a month for it yes because 8 days = a month.
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Mar 13, 2010 02:06
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Even if the joke itself is kind of lame, I'm glad to see a comic with such a low word count. You could return the font size to that of the first hundred comics, and barely impact the art! 
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Mar 13, 2010 10:29
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I liked it. I want more of this kinda thing. I think he forgets how effective the comic is anyway without a glut of words in it.
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Mar 13, 2010 12:51
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More importantly, those knights are just angelic!
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HKR posted:yes because 8 days = a month. ♪ Oooh I need your love, babe ♪ ♫ Eight days a month ♫
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Mar 17, 2010 14:11
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 New Strip! Elves ARE awesome. Who woulda thought?
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Mar 21, 2010 02:14
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Elves are jerks. Jerk elves. No wonder the goblins are mad!
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ConfusedUs posted:
This reaffirms my already existing bias against Elves.
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zoltansonojo from the OOTS forums posted:Here come the morality arguments.
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DrakePegasus posted:Someone is going to quote this after every loving chapter, aren't they?
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Nilbop posted:Someone is going to quote this after every loving chapter, aren't they? Oooo, has someone complained about the wordiness of this one yet? Calling dibs! disclaimer: the wordy strips don't bother me
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Nilbop posted:Someone is going to quote this after every loving chapter, aren't they? Better than having anybody turn Gobbotopia into some sort of Israel/Palestine metaphor.
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Mylan posted:Oooo, has someone complained about the wordiness of this one yet? Calling dibs!
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mango sentinel posted:The dialogue in this strip sets up the joke at the end, instead of being filler for a dumb pun at the end, or stretching the same joke over 12 panels. I just wish it did a better job hiding the punchline, I knew what the one "quality" was going to be the moment it was brought up. Although I suppose I laugh like a moron when seeing things like Dancing Knights so it all evens out in the end.
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ConfusedUs posted:
They are also wonderful, marvelous, fantastic, glamorous, enchanting and terrific.
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