RiffTrax Megathread

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13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

I laughed to hard I cried and couldn't breathe for a few seconds watching the Jurassic Park one last night.

"Creation is an act of sheer will."
"Just like eating 13 quarts of Cherry Garcia."

Ahahaha oh god I'm laughing at work now.

# ? Mar 8, 2010 17:16

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# ? May 14, 2024 08:55

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Dammit, I rewatched Jurassic Park, and now I want Mike to get Weird Al back for The Lost World.

"BOY....OR......GIRL???????????????????"

# ? Mar 8, 2010 17:23

The Light Eternal: Jun 12, 2006; A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

"Hi, Honey."

"Sit down, have some plaid!"

"But what do I know? I'm just your typically, abnormally confident, world weary, 16 year old female protagonist. Teehee!"

# ? Mar 8, 2010 17:44

Dissapointed Owl: Jan 30, 2008; You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

I've really grown fond of the Fantastic Four rifftrax.

"Wow, he became Australian there for a second!"

I think I kinda like the movie itself too now thanks to the Rifftrax (I'm sure not gonna watch it unriffed though) I know it doesn't make a lick of sense but I don't know, the actors seem to be having a lot of fun and the casting is great.

I wonder what I'd think of it if I were 12, you know?

Let's just say that movie and Rifftrax deserve each other.

# ? Mar 8, 2010 18:11

Kashew: Feb 1, 2009; I ENJOY TALKING IN CIRCLES AND LEADING THREADS INTO POINTLESS DERAILS. DO NOT RESPOND TO MY POSTS, YOU ARE ONLY ENABLING ME TO CONTINUE BEING AN IDIOT. JUST IGNORE ME, PLEASE.

"Yes R2, that did look like a Peep in the microwave."

# ? Mar 8, 2010 18:46

ReD_DaWn: Apr 7, 2008; You'll be saying WOW! every time you use this towel!

HP Chamber of Secrets: "Constipation can be like passing through a brick wall"

# ? Mar 8, 2010 22:40

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

ReD_DaWn posted:

HP Chamber of Secrets: "Constipation can be like passing through a brick wall"

HP Philosopher's Stone: "Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal."
Mike: "If that's ok with you, corpse of Benjamin Franklin."

Best Mike riff of that movie was his demand "Do NOT attempt wizardry without bits or bobs!!"

# ? Mar 8, 2010 22:44

Sneaksie Taffer: Sep 21, 2009

Sorceror's Stone-"You see Harry, when a group of people is different from you, it helps to come up with a word, or slur, to describe them."

Prisoner of Azkaban- "Man, wizards toss around slurs like they're Jimmy the Greek."

They really are a xenophobic little group.

# ? Mar 9, 2010 09:57

Gabby_Jay: Dec 14, 2000; Gör som vi
Till denna melodi

Sneaksie Taffer posted:

Sorceror's Stone-"You see Harry, when a group of people is different from you, it helps to come up with a word, or slur, to describe them."

Prisoner of Azkaban- "Man, wizards toss around slurs like they're Jimmy the Greek."

They really are a xenophobic little group.

"You'll be a GRAND wizard, Harry ...NO WAIT WAIT!"

# ? Mar 9, 2010 11:12

CommanderApaul: Aug 30, 2003; It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I've really grown fond of the Fantastic Four rifftrax.

"Wow, he became Australian there for a second!"

I think I kinda like the movie itself too now thanks to the Rifftrax (I'm sure not gonna watch it unriffed though) I know it doesn't make a lick of sense but I don't know, the actors seem to be having a lot of fun and the casting is great.

I wonder what I'd think of it if I were 12, you know?

Let's just say that movie and Rifftrax deserve each other.

As a huge The Shield fan, my favorite line in any riff is when Chiklis is staring out the cloud with the puzzled look on his face, and Mike just quietly says "Lem?"

# ? Mar 9, 2010 13:39

Chaotic Flame: Jun 1, 2009; So...

Glad this thread was started. I love RiffTrax. And also found out the Film Crew was on Hulu. Had no idea. The Twilight Riff was pretty awesome.

muscles like this? posted:

I actually own more of the shorts than anything else. I like that they come pre-synced and since they're shorter the jokes are usually tighter as well.

I own all the shorts and while all of them are good here are my recommendations for best:

"The Trouble with Women" kind of short at 6 minutes but utterly hilarious workplace short telling supervisors not to be so goddamn sexist.

"Skipper Learns a Lesson" mainly for the subject matter of the short which is RACIST DOG.

"Patriotism" Bob Crane talks to little kids about patriotism. Oh and just about everything is patriotic according to him.

"Drugs Are Like That" two inane kids blathering on and on about what drugs are like.

"One Got Fat" this is that classic short film about monkey bicycle safety.

"The Terrible Truth" the harrowing tale of drug use that shows how a woman can go from kind of plain to smoking hot through a handy heroin addiction.

"Act Your Age" Jim vandalizes a desk and gets a lesson from the world's creepiest principal.

"Drugs Are Like That" is probably my favorite short.

"Do you see this lake? It looks pretty doesn't it? But it can kill you. Drugs are like that." ~ something like this. Best quote in the short.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 07:21

Vicissitude: Jan 26, 2004; You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

I kind of hope that they go back and do the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings, with Bill for Fellowship this time around.

And obligatory favorite lines:

Harry Potter 2
"Everyone except... you three."
"Uh, Larry, Don and... the mudblood."

Shake Hands With Danger
"Shake hands with danger!"
"Exchange terse emails with perilousness!"

Star Wars and similar movies
Any reference to 'The Porkins Incident'.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 08:11

Wiseblood: Dec 31, 2000

Yes...YES!

They're releasing it on the 19th (a day before the movie actually comes out).

# ? Mar 12, 2010 22:31

Nucleic Acids: Apr 10, 2007; Can't post for 39 hours!

I've been waiting months for this!

# ? Mar 12, 2010 22:32

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Jumpin' Jesus, my life has meaning again.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 22:33

The Light Eternal: Jun 12, 2006; A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

Wiseblood posted:

Yes...YES!

They're releasing it on the 19th (a day before the movie actually comes out).

I am soooooo excited

# ? Mar 12, 2010 23:50

Panic Restaurant: Jul 19, 2006; Pork Pro

Wiseblood posted:

Yes...YES!

They're releasing it on the 19th (a day before the movie actually comes out).

yesssssssss :woop:

The original Twilight riff was amazing, I can't wait for this. Hopefully they'll do some more Harry Potter soon too.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 00:02

Mr. Blastaway: Jun 23, 2004

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I've really grown fond of the Fantastic Four rifftrax.

Don't forget the endless product placement (especially in the first movie). The scene outside the bike show was so ridiculous it was offensive.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 00:10

ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

Panic Restaurant posted:

yesssssssss The original Twilight riff was amazing, I can't wait for this. Hopefully they'll do some more Harry Potter soon too.

The best is the entire scene of

"Line?"

"Line?"

"Line?"

"Line?"

As Bella and Deadward sit in the car mooning at each other.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 00:28

HatSmack: Jan 28, 2009

Clearly this the the best part http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE0fknMFFXg :colbert:

# ? Mar 13, 2010 00:40

Kashew: Feb 1, 2009; I ENJOY TALKING IN CIRCLES AND LEADING THREADS INTO POINTLESS DERAILS. DO NOT RESPOND TO MY POSTS, YOU ARE ONLY ENABLING ME TO CONTINUE BEING AN IDIOT. JUST IGNORE ME, PLEASE.

It was just warm enough to start leaning on cars in the parking lot...

# ? Mar 13, 2010 01:04

Doctor Krieger: Apr 8, 2007; ...because these corporate bag-munchers owe me $630 for my GODDAMN FLEX ACCOUNT!

Quick question. There's a riff done in both The Room and Fast And Furious (both great 'trax but the Disembaudio parts of The Room get old fast) where they go "DISCONNECT! *BZZ* DISCONNECT!". That's gotta be a reference to something but I can't figure it out.

Anyone know what that's about?

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# ? Mar 13, 2010 22:35

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Ehdee posted:

Disembaudio

Best Disembaudio part ever is when he starts egging on Frenzy in Transformers.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 22:42

Wiseblood: Dec 31, 2000

Ehdee posted:

Quick question. There's a riff done in both The Room and Fast And Furious (both great 'trax but the Disembaudio parts of The Room get old fast) where they go "DISCONNECT! *BZZ* DISCONNECT!". That's gotta be a reference to something but I can't figure it out.

Anyone know what that's about?

Some old guy on youtube claims he can fight various mental issues with what he calls "disconnect thereapy".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR3BPeAga_E

# ? Mar 13, 2010 22:56

DeathBySpoon: Dec 17, 2007; I got myself a paper clip!

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Best Disembaudio part ever is when he starts egging on Frenzy in Transformers.

Or in The Room: "Well maybe we wouldn't have been kicked out of the Chuck-E-Cheese's if SOMEBODY wasn't yelling 'Take your top off!' to the animatronic rat!"

# ? Mar 13, 2010 23:02

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Ensign_Ricky posted:

...Transformers.

*helicopter-bot lands at the army base and hundreds of soldiers run towards it*
Bill: ICE CREAM MAN ICE CREAM MAN ICE CREAM MAN

*first shot of Megan Fox*
Bill: I'm filling in while Lindsey is, like, in rehab.

From there a string of increasingly meaner Megan Fox jokes pour out. I love this riff.

# ? Mar 14, 2010 01:20

Kashew: Feb 1, 2009; I ENJOY TALKING IN CIRCLES AND LEADING THREADS INTO POINTLESS DERAILS. DO NOT RESPOND TO MY POSTS, YOU ARE ONLY ENABLING ME TO CONTINUE BEING AN IDIOT. JUST IGNORE ME, PLEASE.

They need Paul Mooney.

# ? Mar 14, 2010 01:35

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

*Labouef drives up behind Megan Fox*

Kevin: *HONK HONK* HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD FATASS!

# ? Mar 14, 2010 01:37

Double Bill: Jan 29, 2006

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I've really grown fond of the Fantastic Four rifftrax.

The Silver Surfer riff is great too.

"She can Joint Chief my Staff any time she wants!"

# ? Mar 14, 2010 13:16

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Double Bill posted:

The Silver Surfer riff is great too.

"She can Joint Chief my Staff any time she wants!"

Pillowy lips at your service!

# ? Mar 14, 2010 13:20

Leovinus: Apr 28, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

ZenMaster posted:

The best is the entire scene of

"Line?"

"Line?"

"Line?"

"Line?"

As Bella and Deadward sit in the car mooning at each other.

I showed Twilight and the Rifftrax at my house to a room of about 20 people the other day, and this killed. As did Kevin's song and "I have to ride this way because of my crippling hemorrhoid problem".

Kinda regretting saying we'd do New Moon when the Rifftrax came out only for it to be announced so soon.

# ? Mar 14, 2010 13:31

Vicissitude: Jan 26, 2004; You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Leovinus posted:

As did Kevin's song

Any time Murphy sings, it's awesome. I love Funky Spock and his horrible rap in Fast and Furious.

# ? Mar 14, 2010 14:17

CommanderApaul: Aug 30, 2003; It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

Vicissitude posted:

Any time Murphy sings, it's awesome. I love Funky Spock and his horrible rap in Fast and Furious.

Funky Spock is the ringtone on my iPhone. It makes me giggle every single time.

# ? Mar 14, 2010 14:41

Doctor Krieger: Apr 8, 2007; ...because these corporate bag-munchers owe me $630 for my GODDAMN FLEX ACCOUNT!

Wiseblood posted:

Some old guy on youtube claims he can fight various mental issues with what he calls "disconnect thereapy".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR3BPeAga_E

Heh. Thanks. I had assumed the BZZZ was an electric shock, not a buzzer.

# ? Mar 14, 2010 18:45

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Best Disembaudio part ever is when he starts egging on Frenzy in Transformers.

Wrong. Titanic credits.

# ? Mar 14, 2010 18:47

Stellar Curiosity: Jan 15, 2009

The New Moon Rifftrax is up! :neckbeard:

The previous one was so awesome I can't wait to watch/listen to this.

# ? Mar 19, 2010 19:47

Bob Shadycharacter: Dec 19, 2005

weekly font posted:

Wrong. Titanic credits.

For my money it's him singing along with the end credits for Eragon. It just went on forEVER and got funnier every second.

KEeeeeeeeeeeeep. HOOOOOOlllllllllding. OOOOOOOOnnnnnnnn...

Cause you know we'll MAKE it through, MAKE it through.

I too am very excited about New Moon! The movie's out on On Demand at what, midnight tonight? Wish I didn't have to work in the morning.

# ? Mar 19, 2010 20:17

JeansW: Aug 4, 2004; Yes. Like the jeans...

My favorite line out of all the Rifftrax's that I've seen is the Return of the Jedi when an Ewok gets blown up and they say "The Hurt Locker as performed by the Build-A-Bear Workshop". Hilarious.

# ? Mar 19, 2010 20:36

remigious: May 13, 2009; Destruction comes inevitably; Hell Gem

Stellar Curiosity posted:

The New Moon Rifftrax is up!
The previous one was so awesome I can't wait to watch/listen to this.

Yaaaay! Now my friends and I can stop watching Star Wars I-III

# ? Mar 19, 2010 20:54

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# ? May 14, 2024 08:55

livingfruitvirus: Nov 20, 2002; Grrr

Can anyone recommend a Rifftrax for one of the older movies? I'm too into the newer ones, but I want to know if the old movies have good riffs. Like 1989 and prior.

# ? Mar 20, 2010 10:29

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