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MY FANTASYS.zip posted:Does anyone else buy the shorts? Definitely, the Shorts are often better bang for your buck than the main Riffs themselves, they come pre-synced with the video itself so you don't have to buy anything more or deal with syncing, and are almost always a laugh riot. I think there's been a single Short I've been disappointed with, ever. Drugs Are Like That, Patriotism, and the one with the drunk hobo Santa are the best. I had to pause Drugs Are Like That a couple times to catch my breath. I've bought about six pages of them so far, probably going to finish the rest of them off in the next week or two. They're just so drat good overall. I've also been feeding friends at work Rifftrax Shorts to get them into ordering more.
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Captain Charisma posted:I'm a little more than halfway through New Moon. Holy god is this loving bad. The effects are poo poo, and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. I can't remember the last movie I saw with such a loving awful ratio of time:plot. gently caress. God, you're right. Watched it last night with the Rifftrax, it was like pulling teeth. The Rifftrax wasn't terribly good either, I'd give it a miss if you haven't bought it already.
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Pompous Rhombus posted:God, you're right. Watched it last night with the Rifftrax, it was like pulling teeth. The Rifftrax wasn't terribly good either, I'd give it a miss if you haven't bought it already. I'm in the middle of it now. Goddamn the loving pauses in this pile of poo poo. How do women like this crap? Seriously, explain this to me.
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well, if you look at your average twilight fan, they generally have the same features and attitudes. And "quirks".
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Captain Invictus posted:well, if you look at your average twilight fan, they generally have the same features and attitudes. And "quirks". So they're all emotionless, mumbling zombies? I haven't seen this much nothing happen in a film in a long time.
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muscles like this? posted:The Case of Tommy Tucker (parts 1 & 2) Probably the only two part short I'd recommend. Tommy Tucker is the most annoying boy in the world, who gets hit by a car and goes to a bizarre safety orientated version of heaven. I got yelled at for riffing on this in 7th grade health class. I had been into MST3K for awhile, so that was pretty much the reason I was doing it. I must see the rifftrax. edit: I watched the preview and I guess I was wrong. It was a more 80's or 90's thing that fits pretty much the same description. Kevar fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Mar 28, 2010 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:So they're all emotionless, mumbling zombies? Well I really meant that if you've seen even one twilight fan, you've pretty much seen them all.
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Mar 28, 2010 23:51
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Teenage Drug Addict is quite a bizarre short with a fantastic riff. VERY highly recommended.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Teenage Drug Addict is quite a bizarre short with a fantastic riff. "Withdrawrrel, they called it"
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Universe Master posted:
"Everyone was laughing and having fun." "It was like the opposite of a Carlos Mencia show."
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muscles like this? posted:Drugs Are Like That The two stupidest children discuss what exactly drugs are like. Including a baby. Child A: Drugs are like X Child B: Yeah, drugs are like that. Child A: Like what? Child B: What what? Child A: Huh? Who? Child B: What?
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Reo posted:My god those children are intolerable.
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Molly Grows Up "Jeanie, when do you think I'll start having periods?" "Pretty soon, I suppose." So get the hell off my chair.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Molly Grows Up I just tried a couple of shorts. Night Before Christmas wasn't very good, but Molly Grows Up was freaking hilarious. edit quick question about MST3K, which episode did the SLEEEEEEP thing originate in? They've made that joke a bunch of times but I haven't seen the one that set it off. Corridor fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Mar 29, 2010 |
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Mar 29, 2010 21:06
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Corridor posted:I just tried a couple of shorts. Night Before Christmas wasn't very good, but Molly Grows Up was freaking hilarious. "You have to be Hungarian, and double jointed."
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I ended up buying all the shorts, and I generally enjoy most of them. Even the weakest ones have a good joke or two. Had a lot of fun watching "The Following Game" last night.
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Corridor posted:edit quick question about MST3K, which episode did the SLEEEEEEP thing originate in? They've made that joke a bunch of times but I haven't seen the one that set it off. VVV oh yeah, good call.  Good old Tor!
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fenix down posted:I think it's from the original Dracula - with Lugosi, like Plavski said. Nope. Bride of the Monster. And they were quoting it before they ever did the episode. Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfNyO3FzpK0 The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Mar 29, 2010 |
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Mar 29, 2010 22:04
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I haven't purchased anything from Rifftrax in a while; are they still having problems with USAA?
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Rifftrax is streaming the 2009 Comic Con Panel on their site tonight http://www.rifftrax.com/live/sdcc09?t=1 quote:Tonight at 6pm PT / 9 EST login for a webcast of last year's Comic-Con panel! No one (except those who attended the panel) have ever seen this! Watch as the guys riff Shake Hands with Danger live in front of a crowd of 1000+ and then take suggestions on which movie to riff! (Spoiler: the winner was Dragon Wars!)
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Mar 29, 2010 22:52
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The best part of Drugs Are Like That is the guy in the car accident who is just casually laying on the ground
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Deadpool posted:Rifftrax is streaming the 2009 Comic Con Panel on their site tonight Cool. I'm definitely recording this.
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I think it'd be cool if they riffed the 1960's movie Spartacus.
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This live stream is loving terrible, it jumps and twitches like an epileptic in a strobe light. I've missed half the movie suggestions because the stream stops for 20 seconds at a time.  edit: "Yeah uh...you get a priiiize......you get...uh....my name placard, because I ran out of DVDs." Captain Invictus fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Mar 30, 2010 |
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Mar 30, 2010 02:30
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"The Trouble With Women" is probably the best 6 and a half minutes of my life.
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I recorded the stream but when I clicked on the window on the Rifftrax site, it opened the same window on the Ustream site and I ended up having two streams going at the same time. The Danger short has dueling audio for the first twelve minutes, but since I already have that one, I at least got the Q & A despite the aforementioned spasms. They need to find a better host for these things.
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Patriotism: "If we learn to care for others, to respect others we'll learn how to care for, to respect our country." Well yeah... wait. Can you diagram that sentence?
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Mister Kingdom posted:I recorded the stream but when I clicked on the window on the Rifftrax site, it opened the same window on the Ustream site and I ended up having two streams going at the same time. The Danger short has dueling audio for the first twelve minutes, but since I already have that one, I at least got the Q & A despite the aforementioned spasms.
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So I have a bottle of vodka, a case of beer, enough fatty snacks to feed a small village for a decade and all six pre-synched Star Wars riffs lined up. I'm looking forward to it, because I think there's a couple of jokes I didn't catch during the last 20 times I've waded through this blundering behemoth of ridiculousness. Let the games commence, or to put it in the words of the finest actor to grace the entire pantheon of Science Fiction: "Yippee!" Edit: You know, something's just occurred to me: because of Rifftrax I've now watched Phantom Menace more times than Citizen Kane and the Third Man combined. I feel some sort of cosmic loathing being beamed into my soul now; I don't think the universe is happy. Plavski fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Mar 30, 2010 |
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As an infrastructure test they're doing a webcast of a short on Thursday at 6pm Pacific time. Access is $.25. I'm not too sure about doing this as it's just a webcast of the short and not actually live or anything like that. Eh, it's only a quarter and I'm already buying the two newest shorts anyway.
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After watching the Room, I'm not certain that even needs a RiffTrax with how unintentionally hilarious it is. "Oh hiii doggy," blowing off cancer, and the terrible sex scenes were all you can ask for in a terrible movie. What a great great movie. Makes me want to play football.
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marioinblack posted:After watching the Room, I'm not certain that even needs a RiffTrax with how unintentionally hilarious it is. "Oh hiii doggy," blowing off cancer, and the terrible sex scenes were all you can ask for in a terrible movie. What a great great movie. Makes me want to play football. I don't know, the ending has one of my favorite riffs ever. Oh hi gun behwehl
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I found the riff to be a grower. While I initially disliked the riff because the underlying film was funny on its own, I've now come to really like the riff and the aforementioned gun bahrel line is worth wading through the whole thing for.
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I watched Paranormal Activity last night. Pretty good riff, but the movie? Ouch! It's 86 minutes long consisting of 83 minutes where nothing happens and the three minutes where something does happen, it's not much OF anything. Congrats to the makers who made a loving mint.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I watched Paranormal Activity last night. Pretty good riff, but the movie? Ouch! It blows my mind that this movie has nothing happen at all and it makes a bajillion dollars, but people scream "there wasn't enough action!" at Transformers and GI Joe and Hulk. I know they're two different things with different purposes, but maybe I'm crazy in thinking a movie should feature something happening.
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The Following Instructions Game short "If you don't understand what's being told, then ask a question, big and bold!" WHY DID GOD MAKE LIZARDS, GRANDMA?
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Hey guys guys, you know how Bobo is from Planet of the Apes (kinda) and there's this episode I just watched where pods make body doubles of the entire cast and try to take over the world (like Invasion of the Body Snatchers) so which movie are the Observer Brain Guys from? They ARE based on a movie, right? I kinda feel like I've seen them before somewhere, but cannot recall.
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I re-watched Prisoner of Azkaban last night, they were really firing on all cylinders for that one. Highly recommended.
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Corridor posted:Hey guys guys, you know how Bobo is from Planet of the Apes (kinda) and there's this episode I just watched where pods make body doubles of the entire cast and try to take over the world (like Invasion of the Body Snatchers) so which movie are the Observer Brain Guys from? They ARE based on a movie, right? I kinda feel like I've seen them before somewhere, but cannot recall. I don't think they were based on any one, specific movie. I'd also like to take this opportunity to point out that they could not have made enough jokes about Brain Guy not having a body to satisfy me.
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Universe Master posted:The Following Instructions Game short HEHEH YOU HAVE GLASSES 
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