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quote:I'm just going to guess the two absolute worst things, which would be all the horrible music quotes littered through the books and the huge chunks of terrible fiction. I remember reading a WoD book where all of the chapters started with Oingo Boingo lyrics. It's like a seventh grader's notebook from 1985.
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General E posted:I can't wait for the inevitable Vampire one --- all that early 90s goth-y art will be good fodder for Steve and Zack. Holy poo poo! I got my wish! It's Christmas in March!!!!!
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Mar 18, 2010 16:54
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This owned. The hobo boxcar antique leashtwink (listen for the techno music) captures everything that is hilarious about old Vampire in one fell swoop.
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Mar 18, 2010 18:47
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My friend wanted me to play that. I always refused because even back then, before Twilight, I knew Vampires were dumb as hell. I preferred Werewolf. 
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Mar 18, 2010 19:08
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Hahaha, page six was the best. The quick back-and-forth jokes always do it for me.
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Mar 18, 2010 20:15
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This is the first book you guys have done that I've actually paged through. I play about 25 minutes of this game!
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Mar 18, 2010 21:50
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Just wanted to mention that you guys doing these features is the thing I most look forward to seeing on the whole site. Brilliant stuff, I hope you can stretch the material (and your tolerance for it) out for years to come. Thanks for the entertainment!
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Ema Nymton posted:My friend wanted me to play that. I always refused because even back then, before Twilight, I knew Vampires were dumb as hell. Sigh  I wish nWoD Werewolves weren't so stupidAlso, you could do an entire update on bad artwork from the Vampire: The Eternal Struggle CCG (which actually owns but the early artwork is horrid). Our play group informally refers to this card as "Shoot a hooker in church" 
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quote:Zack: If the general public heard there were real vampires at a night club that place would be packed tighter than a Kardashian at a VIP Super Bowl party with pasty sdancing white girls in search of their Edward to fly them to a treetop and gently caress the crocs right off their cankles. This is the best thing I've read all year.
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quote:Zack: "You ever...uh...imagined...Goofy on weed? Hyuk...Gawrsh...I'm stoned..." *tears out woman's throat* Bahahahahaha best in-joke ever
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I never heard of Synnibar, but it was a lot of fun to read about. I hope Raven McCracken isn't too upset about his Geocities page dying. (Link to article)quote:Steve: No way dude that is too nice. He looks like this guy Seth who used to date my mom when she was split up with my dad and he had one of those car-truck hybrids and he would come visit us still wearing his Bob Evans managers shirt and name tag and one time he brought over a lot of eggs. Like cooked scrambled eggs. We fed them to some ducks that lived in a pond out back of my mom's apartment, which was a whole other messed up story I don't even want to get into right now.
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 Raven c.s. McCraken bids you to go see the latest WTF, DnD? to see the best that the World of Synnibarr has to offer. Well? Get to it! Tuxedo Ted fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Apr 1, 2010 |
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Apr 1, 2010 18:10
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No matter how many times I read it, "Synnibar" always sounds to me like a new type of pastry for sale at a Cinnibon. And that author's picture, sweet jesus that author's picture. It pretty much sums up role playing games in the late 80's/early 90's.
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Jesus that one was hilarious. It sorta feels like you could do a Synnibar part 2.
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I feel like you could just mock a page a day and get 477 updates outta this bitch. Edit: Ahahaha, the raccoon is checking his watch! I didn't notice that before. HitTheTargets fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Apr 2, 2010 |
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Apr 1, 2010 21:21
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I'm also a tree demon. Hilarious update, I really hope Raven McCraken responds. Seems like a rad dude.
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Apr 2, 2010 01:13
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Cannot get enough of coonman.jpg stupendous
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My favorite one in recent memory (ie, laughed more than usual). Good work.
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Apr 2, 2010 05:28
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I love how one of the classes was "Wereman" what the hell does that even mean?
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Apr 2, 2010 06:50
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Ah, the great war between the cave demons and the tree demons. Such ideological differences rocked the worldship to its very organic electronic core. It was a day where even the coonman wept alongside his cyborg mutant archer brother. what the gently caress is this poo poo
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Apr 2, 2010 12:44
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coonman.jpg is my co-pilot.
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Elmo Oxygen posted:Cannot get enough of coonman.jpg "Man. When is that Tenjohussan Werechameleon I'm supposed to blow up going to show up?"
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According to the Wikipedia entry, Synnibar also features giant mutant fire clams and flying grizzly bears that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Those are almost as badass as the puking gravity lizard. Also the worldship is actually Mars!!
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Anyone notice on the map "Arctic" at the top and "Antartic" at the bottom?
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I thought the MySpace was a joke/fabrication, but lol.
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I own this. It was at HPB, I have a weakness for ultra-80s/90s kitchen sink "everyone is a ninja cyborg wizard" settings, and I just had to see what this was like. Character creation takes hours, and not even because you're making decisions, but because you're being sent back and forth from one table to another and trying to figure out what the Hell the rules are even referring to. It makes Rifts look coherent and rules-light.
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Saint Sputnik posted:Anyone notice on the map "Arctic" at the top and "Antartic" at the bottom? The text on the OPPOSITE SIDE OF THAT PAGE says that the Terra Isles are in the NORTHERN hemisphere. 
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Yeah, I also noticed that he borrowed the name of http://www.emeralddowns.com/ for some weird reference in there. I thought it might be a coincidence at first, but then I noticed he was from Seattle, and it was established 1996, so that was probably a direct reference. That loving Goofy joke from the Vampire: The Masquerade article is also one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.
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If you enjoyed that, I highly reccommend this scathing reviewquote:Without any introduction, we're told that a mage named Aridius was born, became a God, came to earth, imbued an avatar with the power to heal and give advice, who drew on the powers of his worshippers. We're not told if this is meant to be Jesus, Buddha or Mohammed, L. Ron Hubbard or McCracken himself, but we've already slipped neatly away from anything even vaguely resembling reality, so I'll not harp on the point. Anyways, at the same time this is happening, we're suddenly informed of the following:
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The latest edition (April 15) is pretty drat funny, I will admit. But what's this "next contest" tease? drat you Zack, we want to draw stupid monsters and bicker amongst ourselves some more! But seriously, very nice. In case you ever wondered, yes, these updates are funny to people with no D&D experience whatsoever. That's pretty surprising to me at least.
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You really painted a picture with those Gravs. Loved it.
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:The latest edition (April 15) is pretty drat funny, I will admit. But what's this "next contest" tease? drat you Zack, we want to draw stupid monsters and bicker amongst ourselves some more! We're hammering out the details on the new one, but it will be something similar to the Rifts contest.
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As far as requests for monsters go, I'd like to request the dinosaur headed wizard from the last page in the update.
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The Grav looks like George Costanza.
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We are the pig monsters.
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"Our attempts to teach him to skateboard and rap were completely futile." - Steve "Malak" Sumner, 2009
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Schwarzwald posted:As far as requests for monsters go, I'd like to request the dinosaur headed wizard from the last page in the update. I slightly hope it's called a Triceromancer.
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The latest WTF, D&D? got a retweet from the official D&D account. I guess that means watch the hit counter and see if the article gets a traffic increase. E: davidspackage posted:I slightly hope it's called a Triceromancer. That would be a "Hornhead Saurial," but call it whatever you want in your campaign.
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They picked by far the filthiest installment of WTF, D&D to promote on the official D&D twitter.
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Should I be mad at the Monstrous Compendium for ripping off Bio-Boosted Armor Guyver or just ashamed of myself for catching it?
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