Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > BSS: Bisexual Super Son > Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

«‹›543 »

poor and weird: Jun 30, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

Rodney Leonard Smuckles

# ? Apr 2, 2010 02:12

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 9, 2024 23:08

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

um... april fool's?

I knew that something was wrong as I typed it out.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 02:13

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

New one's up :siren:

. I don't like the looks of this. Phillipe can't go. He cannot go.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 09:42

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

What a terrible decision to have to make at 5:33am.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 09:44

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

He threw on a cardigan and some track pants and tried to say a goodbye that meant come back again.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 10:13

DrakePegasus: Jan 30, 2009; It was Plundersaurus Rex's dream to be the greatest pirate dragon ever.

There goes a special boy. :cry:

# ? Apr 2, 2010 10:35

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

At least these updates have been coming fast and furious, so as to get all of the heartbreak out at once.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 13:25

BetterWeirdthanDead: Mar 7, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Might as well post his theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHQkLOn4ooY

Well, at least it's not as bad as the fan videos for "I am not you Gameboy."

# ? Apr 2, 2010 13:38

Rustmouth Chafings: Dec 11, 2008

I have a feeling teodor is going to spend all day sitting on his bed, playing old Smiths songs.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 14:52

Happy Hippo: Aug 8, 2004; The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

That alt text is The Saddest Thing.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 15:12

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Cookbook II is a myth.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 17:24

Wandering Knitter: Feb 5, 2006; Meow

Happy Hippo posted:

That alt text is The Saddest Thing.

Because we've all tried it.

and it never works

# ? Apr 2, 2010 18:35

Moscow Mule: Dec 21, 2004; Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.

If I had to give an example of show-not-tell, I'd use Achewood.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 18:39

Fillerbunny: Jul 25, 2002; so confused.

BetterWeirdthanDead posted:

Might as well post his theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHQkLOn4ooY

Well, at least it's not as bad as the fan videos for "I am not you Gameboy."

I cannot say enough bad things about this video. The song is cute and fun. The video is decidedly not.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 20:45

SeanBeansShako: Nov 20, 2009; Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Now we have nobody to stand on the drum manual.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 20:48

poor and weird: Jun 30, 2007

i Do Not Like This.

I know Onstad probably isn't going to change the status quo in the end but drat...just drat.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 21:23

Expiration Date: Jun 6, 2008

OBAMA ACKBAR posted:

i Do Not Like This. I know Onstad probably isn't going to change the status quo in the end but drat...just drat.

why would a character just get written out?

You know something crazy is going to happen and it'll all be back to normal sooner or later. Maybe something involving a van.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 21:24

poor and weird: Jun 30, 2007

I know but it's still sad to watch this part of because I don't think there's any kind of humor that can balance out watching a character like that leave with no clear path back.

Onstad is giving me hell of depression.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 21:34

BetterWeirdthanDead: Mar 7, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fillerbunny posted:

I cannot say enough bad things about this video. The song is cute and fun. The video is decidedly not.

I know. It was that video or a bad live version.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 21:41

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

For AFD, Dinosaur Comics put a mask of Reginald and Beartato over all the comics. However, this is better

# ? Apr 2, 2010 22:44

Fillerbunny: Jul 25, 2002; so confused.

BetterWeirdthanDead posted:

I know. It was that video or a bad live version.

You made the right choice. I did a check on the uploader's other videos and she appears to be a high school student, so I'm not terribly surprised the video is terrible.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 23:04

McGravin: Aug 25, 2004; Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.

Expiration Date posted:

why would a character just get written out?

Have you forgotten Scrambles? It seems Onstad has.

# ? Apr 2, 2010 23:35

Irish Taxi Driver: Sep 12, 2004; We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

McGravin posted:

Have you forgotten Scrambles? It seems Onstad has.

Onstad doesn't like dogs. Therefore I don't like him.

EDIT: Cats are assholes. I presume someone who owns a cat gets as much enjoyment out of them as someone does watching the cat sit in a window.

Irish Taxi Driver fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Apr 3, 2010

# ? Apr 3, 2010 00:31

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

McGravin posted:

Have you forgotten Scrambles? It seems Onstad has.

Scrambles left Todd to go find a nice lady who gave him a pint of IPA and a job at a merchant bank, this is what I tell myself at night.

# ? Apr 3, 2010 01:27

Dove from Above: Apr 16, 2007; Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

Onstad doesn't like dogs. Therefore I don't like him.

EDIT: Cats are assholes. I presume someone who owns a cat gets as much enjoyment out of them as someone does watching the cat sit in a window.

Cats sitting in windows don't curl up beside you and purr, son.

# ? Apr 3, 2010 03:15

Chris Onstad: Mar 31, 2007

I have a dachshund, so I basically have a dog *and* a cat. Also, I do like my dog, except for the parts of its behavior which remind me of the parts of my own behavior that I do not like.

# ? Apr 3, 2010 04:13

Sigma-X: Jun 17, 2005

Chris Onstad posted:

I have a dachshund, so I basically have a dog *and* a cat. Also, I do like my dog, except for the parts of its behavior which remind me of the parts of my own behavior that I do not like.

Pooping on the couch, jumping on the bed and sniffing a dude's butt mid-coitus, leaping up the stairs too quick and catching your dong on one?

# ? Apr 3, 2010 04:41

Irish Taxi Driver: Sep 12, 2004; We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

Dove from Above posted:

Cats sitting in windows don't curl up beside you and purr, son.

Its just hungry. Cats are assholes.

Chris Onstad posted:

I have a dachshund, so I basically have a dog *and* a cat. Also, I do like my dog, except for the parts of its behavior which remind me of the parts of my own behavior that I do not like.

I have a weak spot for dogs. Seeing Scrambles get pissed on by Todd saddens me. Hes lonely and confused, and this squirrel is being rude.

And then he disappears for 8 years. He probably got stuck under the porch and is a skeleton now.

# ? Apr 3, 2010 04:52

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

Its just hungry. Cats are assholes.

I have a weak spot for dogs. Seeing Scrambles get pissed on by Todd saddens me. Hes lonely and confused, and this squirrel is being rude.

And then he disappears for 8 years. He probably got stuck under the porch and is a skeleton now.

I prefer to think some teenagers peeled out on him five minutes later.

# ? Apr 3, 2010 05:14

Chris Onstad: Mar 31, 2007

Sigma-X posted:

Pooping on the couch, jumping on the bed and sniffing a dude's butt mid-coitus, leaping up the stairs too quick and catching your dong on one?

Man, you need a different dog.

# ? Apr 3, 2010 07:36

The Missing Link: Aug 13, 2008; Should do fine against cats.

Oh, Phillipe! :gonk:

# ? Apr 3, 2010 11:34

Dove from Above: Apr 16, 2007; Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

Its just hungry. Cats are assholes.

Actually, she does that after she's eaten and feels full and happy. You can't write off all cats like that with any justice. I have definitely known cats who were assholes but also cats who were friendly and fun, and good to watch 'Braveheart' with.

# ? Apr 3, 2010 23:54

palecur: Nov 3, 2002; not too simple and not too kind; Fallen Rib

Cats can be assholes in the same ways and for the same reasons people can be assholes: one part natural inclination, four parts bad upbringing.

# ? Apr 4, 2010 00:04

Satch: Mar 2, 2007; Hecho en Mexico

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

I have a weak spot for dogs. Seeing Scrambles get pissed on by Todd saddens me. Hes lonely and confused, and this squirrel is being rude.

And then he disappears for 8 years. He probably got stuck under the porch and is a skeleton now.

Book 2 clearly tells you what happened to scrambles. It's all in there, geez.

# ? Apr 5, 2010 15:35

RhymesWithTendon: Oct 12, 2000

bigfatspacko_uk posted:

For AFD, Dinosaur Comics put a mask of Reginald and Beartato over all the comics. However, this is better

That is pretty sweet. I take it this has been brought up in the webcomics thread? There are a bunch more like xkcd, Penny Arcade, "One Where T-Rex Wears More" and "One Where T-Rex Swears More."

# ? Apr 5, 2010 15:46

Irish Taxi Driver: Sep 12, 2004; We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.