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glug posted:The dude is a professional, or I'm all school-girl-giddy now.
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Re: The alt text Smaller underwear would be tighter when stretched across a coat hanger, therefore affording more firepower, not less. Just FYI.
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glug posted:The dude is a professional, or the reincarnation of Phillipe's dad. That's all. Says so in the previous strip. And he doesn't look very ottery to me. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Apr 6, 2010 |
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Awesome Andy posted:I figure it's like the toy drum of Ray and Cornelius's child-hood. Or the italian restaurant that everyone has been to.
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Phillipe you gotta change out of your Ray outfit. What will your Mom think when she sees what you did to that nice rosary?
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Achewood: The Movie starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Steve DeNeuve
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Dacap posted:Achewood: The Movie starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Steve DeNeuve Thats the perfect cameo point for the real Onstad. Just have him be entirely in shadow. Lets be realistic here Onstad isn't gonna play himself in the movie (I saw his skit at RIT) EDIT: Actually you feigned rage pretty good. Maybe it was just the comparison between you and Gurewitch Irish Taxi Driver fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Apr 7, 2010 |
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Irish Taxi Driver posted:Thats the perfect cameo point for the real Onstad. Just have him be entirely in shadow. Like I said, nary an acting class in my repertoire, nor any talent in the family. Was I pretty wooden?
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I'm trying to decide if DeNueve's hair is a sleeping catfish or an upside down bird.
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Chris Onstad posted:Like I said, nary an acting class in my repertoire, nor any talent in the family. Was I pretty wooden? You did pretty well, it was a nice way to end the talk.
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Email from Amazon! Ooh, did my Volume 3 I ordered last fall ship?Amazon.com posted:Chris Onstad "Achewood Volume 3: A Home for Scared People" drat. Five minutes later... Ooh! Maybe it was a mistake! Amazon.com posted:Berkeley Breathed "Bloom County: Complete Library Volume 2" Double drat. I'm sure both will be worth the wait, but man that was disappointing.
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What with all those memory shout-outs, I hope this doesn't mean Philippe is a replicant.
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Howard Beale posted:What with all those memory shout-outs, I hope this doesn't mean Philippe is a replicant. The last 9 years of strip was a story Onstad told so he could tell us this story, a story of an early 21st Century company advancing robot evolution into the NEXUS phase....
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Howard Beale posted:What with all those memory shout-outs, I hope this doesn't mean Philippe is a replicant. I would think the tests with the French fry and the couch would have proved that he was human, but now that I say that I don't know what the parameters would be for a replicant otter.
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You are walking through the desert. You see a salmon flopping in a pool of water, baking in the hot sun. You pick it up and bite into it.
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benito posted:Email from Amazon! Ooh, did my Volume 3 I ordered last fall ship? Came here to whine about this too. Why, Onstad, why?! 
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So did you guys not notice when I broke this news on the previous page? Not only have I been betrayed by Onstad, but forsaken by Goons! 
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BetterWeirdthanDead posted:So did you guys not notice when I broke this news on the previous page? Sorry about that. I missed your earlier post and just got so excited when I thought I was about to get Volume 3, then I got the 1-2 punch with the Bloom County book. I'm more worried about the latter, to be honest, since it's such a big five volume project and I'm terrified they'll run out of steam or lose interest before completing it. Achewood's still a living, breathing strip and I'm sure the kinks and delays will be worked out for future editions.
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I'm not really offended. I was just looking forward to getting another volume of Achewood with commentary last month.
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I am beginning to worry about the young little otter.  Onstad, you're really cranking these out lately. Good show!
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Oxxidation posted:This arc will end in tears, I can feel it. There was something about the eighth panel that just filled me with dread.
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Maybe the in car toilet is for little kids. I once once on a family road trip and we were stuck in gridlock on I-90. My nephew had to pee so bad he started crying and my brother had no choice but to pull over and make an impromptu screen for his kid to piss behind. Even then, I would rather pull over and teach a kid how to dig a cat hole than cart around fresh poo poo in a van in the middle of summer.
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I think the idea of it coming with disposable bags is that you throw it out into the woods after you are done doing your business.
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ChairMaster posted:I think the idea of it coming with disposable bags is that you throw it out into the woods after you are done doing your business. If you're the kind of rear end in a top hat that throws dirty diapers out car windows, then yes, you could do that.
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ChairMaster posted:I think the idea of it coming with disposable bags is that you throw it out into the woods after you are done doing your business. I hope everyone who drives by your house throws a bag of poo poo on your lawn.
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Aren't otters lactose intolerant? Do they make lactose free ice cream? edit: Oh, so that's what acidophilius milk is. Durf. In that case, enjoy this classic Achewood which lays bare the entire software industry.
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ChairMaster posted:I think the idea of it coming with disposable bags is that you throw it out into the woods after you are done doing your business. please don't throw plastic bags into the woods
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Weedle posted:please don't throw plastic bags into the woods Just use those new sunchips incredibly annoying crinkly bags, it claims they're bio-degradable.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2agblAd4O0 I wouldn't even know Acidophilus milk existed were it not for Ernest P. Worrell. Stuff really works though.
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BetterWeirdthanDead posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2agblAd4O0 Fun fact: It wasn't until I was in high school that I made the realization that Ernest Borgnine had absolutely nothing to do with the lovable fellow who saved Christmas and went to camp/jail.
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Ola posted:Coincidentally, a Stop-free In-motion Forget that, what are those blue nubs on the wheel? Bling?
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Skadi posted:Forget that, what are those blue nubs on the wheel? Bling? It's like a prayer bead thing. You flip them in a regular tempo, when you have gone all the way around you have reached the ideal bowel time. If you're still not done, you need to look into your diet. I don't think the neatly disposable bags saves this installation. At a family outing: "Kids, when I stand up I need you to quickly tie it up and put in a new one. I had a lot of mashed potatoes last night." "It's hard to wipe when it's so cramped, can you check if I missed any spots?" and so on.
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