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Wootcannon
Jan 23, 2010

HAIL SATAN, PRINCE OF LIES
The first of the space immersion threads in GBS, the "it's the johnson rod" mechanic advice ones. I found the second one every time I looked for the first one, loads of the posts were by Nuclear Pogostick in both of them but in the first one there was a spaceship ai that turned a coffee mug into a grenade and someone who recruited an entire Space Marine army? I just remember that thread making me laugh like gently caress.

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CHOICE COD
Mar 11, 2007
Sometimes I'll eat money. Just to do it. Just to see how it feels. It feels good, it feels powerful.
A few years ago I saw a thread on some painting/art forum where the thread originator was determined to become a better artist. He would regularly update the thread with whatever work he had recently done. He began as an average artist and made little goofy character drawings, things you would draw while bored in class, but over the years his work steadily improved and toward the end of the thread he was making these incredible Renaissance-style still life paintings and had actually become an art instructor. I'd really like to find that again, the evolution was amazing.

Lediur
Jul 16, 2007
The alternative to anything is nothing.
I've been looking for that Let's Play thread where a Super Mario World game would be played by two people over a network and goons would make up increasingly-ridiculous challenges to play the game by (holding up the laptop like a controller, one person moves, another jumps, etc).

Cheshire Puss
Sep 14, 2007

Only the insane equate pain with success.
There was a thread in GBS a year or two ago that was basically the equivalent of the current Star Wars Megathread where people asked random questions about the series/extended universe. The gimmick was that the OP and a few others answered the questions via a 'council' of Sith Lords and stayed in character throughout.

If anyone could link it, that'd be tremendously awesome.

Loopyface
Mar 22, 2003

Cheshire Puss posted:

There was a thread in GBS a year or two ago that was basically the equivalent of the current Star Wars Megathread where people asked random questions about the series/extended universe. The gimmick was that the OP and a few others answered the questions via a 'council' of Sith Lords and stayed in character throughout.

If anyone could link it, that'd be tremendously awesome.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2021279

Cheshire Puss
Sep 14, 2007

Only the insane equate pain with success.
Insert random affectionate emote here.

The Astro Zombie
Nov 14, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post
There was a video on youtube that was of some kid huffing lighter fluid or something, then he started acting like a zombie. His voice got really low and loud and he started moving slowly etc.. I tried searching youtube "huffing, zombie, funny" but it didn't come up. I would really appreciate it and I'm sure someone on here has seen it.

Qaz Kwaz
Jul 24, 2003
What's your email? I've got some shitty posts that you NEED to read.
Is anyone able to find the Chris Rock pitch? It's the worst pitch in baseball, but his publicist and the MLB removed it from EVERYWHERE.

Cheshire Puss
Sep 14, 2007

Only the insane equate pain with success.
Good god thats a terrible throw. http://www.hollywoodcelebgossips.com/2009/05/11/chris-rock-first-pitch-video/

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007
Remember that "Automatic Mario" video a while back? This is a version of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDhYmpX9DLM

Was there ever a high quality version? Considering they had to run it from an emulator, there could be a hi-rez version.

TheElectronicOne
Oct 17, 2007
Are you the fullfiller?

Sizzlechest posted:

Remember that "Automatic Mario" video a while back? This is a version of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDhYmpX9DLM

Was there ever a high quality version? Considering they had to run it from an emulator, there could be a hi-rez version.

Yeah, this is from Niconico. You'll need to register an account to see it.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3207436

Treytor
Feb 8, 2003

Enjoy, uh... refreshing time!
I've got two videos I remember, but cannot find.

1. "Techno Anime" - I could be wrong, but I think I remember the title being something stupidly vague like that. This wasn't some kid editing a bunch of anime together to an electronica song, but a complete short film.

Things I remember about the video:

- It was about souls (I think). They would get separated from people and harvested by some bad guy. He would have a big robot he controlled like a puppet, and go around eating them up.

- There was a group of rogues who would try to free these soul things. In the end they eventually get the bad guy eaten by his own robot.

- The end credits were a bunch of the kids in the film singing something in English.

2. Narcoleptic Puppies

This was pre-youtube. Some .mov file I had on my computer forever. It was a bunch of clips of narcoleptic puppies.

Things I remember:
- The video looked like a VHS rip.

- The most interesting thing is that it had generic drum and bass music playing throughout.

- The very end started showing clips of narcolepsy in humans, including a child and someone playing pool and falling asleep I think? It was a little sad, actually.


Any ideas on either of these would be great, thanks!

Treytor fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Apr 10, 2010

Coppercat
Jan 25, 2005
I'm looking for an anime I watched with a friend years ago. I believe he told me the name translated to "Danger Girl", but I haven't found anything from searching for it.

From what I remember, it was really poorly drawn, and about this girl that would always hurt herself or get into stupid situations. The one episode I remember clearly was the girl in the bathtub, and somehow she got her hair stuck in the drain and was drowning. Her roommate came in to save her, and since her head was underwater, she gave her cpr by blowing into her rear end.

Any ideas as to where I could find this would be awesome. Thanks!

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007

TheElectronicOne posted:

Yeah, this is from Niconico. You'll need to register an account to see it.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3207436

Thanks, but the quality is the same.

RDTSC
Dec 31, 2008
My clock has broken :(
Some time around July 17th 2008 a company called ss8 networks inc published a pdf document onto their website called "Ready Guide to lawful intercept legislation".

It made a couple of news sites:
http://www.ereleases.com/pr/ss8-publishes-followup-guide-lawful-intercept-legislation-12639
http://www.examiner.com/p-197728~SS8_Publishes_Follow_up_Guide_on_Lawful_Intercept_Legislation.html
http://newsblaze.com/story/2008071705330800012.pnw/topstory.html

It was also digged.

All links point to http://www.ss8.com/ready-guide.php but they seem to have taken it down. You could also apparently bypass the registration thing and download the pdf direct but that's also 404ing at the moment.
Did anyone download that pdf and still have it, it sounds interesting.

Thanks very much.

Urban Space Cowboy
Feb 15, 2009

All these Coyote avatars...they make me nervous...like somebody's pulling a prank on the entire forum! :tinfoil:

RDTSC posted:

All links point to http://www.ss8.com/ready-guide.php but they seem to have taken it down. You could also apparently bypass the registration thing and download the pdf direct but that's also 404ing at the moment.
Wayback Machine has it

quote:

Thanks very much.
You're welcome very much.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Coppercat posted:

I'm looking for an anime I watched with a friend years ago. I believe he told me the name translated to "Danger Girl", but I haven't found anything from searching for it.

From what I remember, it was really poorly drawn, and about this girl that would always hurt herself or get into stupid situations. The one episode I remember clearly was the girl in the bathtub, and somehow she got her hair stuck in the drain and was drowning. Her roommate came in to save her, and since her head was underwater, she gave her cpr by blowing into her rear end.

Any ideas as to where I could find this would be awesome. Thanks!

It exists, the chick is Chinese and the show has an equally awful American and African American stereotypical female characters who get into equally retarded and awkward situations. Each episode was only on six minutes. I'm not sure if it is still on Veoh though.

Selecta
Apr 1, 2010

Several years ago on the SA forums I saw a drawing of Aku from Samurai Jack where his inky body filled a big red hot tub and bikini-clad women were relaxing in it.

I can't seem to find this image anywhere - any help would be much appreciated. Thanks !

Whiskey_Dick
Feb 10, 2009
This may be easy to find with an archives account (which I do not currently have), but I would really appreciate anybody finding it:

There was a hilarious YTMND I saw a couple years ago on one of those "Random YTMND Generator" threads. If I can remember clearly, it was a little cartoon guy jumping out of his clothes and onto a lady's face, and then slamming her onto his dick in an air somersault while her arms flapped (like Olive-oil from Popeye), all to George Harrison's "Set on you".

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
Something tells me I'm going to regret the poo poo out of asking GBS for this, but it's been bugging me lately.

In 7th grade (1998-1999) I read a series of Pokemon fanfics titled "The Lost Episodes" or something similar. They were, at the time, the most goddamned hilarious thing I'd ever read and I want to see if they hold up. They were hosted on a geocities or angelfire page I think so I'm not all that hopeful :saddowns: Everything I've found so far is way too new, the ones I read were written off of the first gen show.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Found the description of it Coppercat.

http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=48

Dirty Beluga
Apr 17, 2007

Buy the ticket, take the ride
Fun Shoe
alllright here's one that i've been looking for forever.

its a porno, a black guy banging this really ghetto black chick and she's being a bitch, all of a sudden he slaps her across the face and continues banging her. the rest of the porno is him doin that while she gives him the death stare.

Ben Stamper
Jul 30, 2009
I'm looking for a really interesting zombie series that I first read a couple years ago. There were a bunch of different types of zombies, some weird cult thing, the first storyline ended with the main character sacrificing himself to kill this really powerful zombie that had been tracking him (The Licker? Something along those lines). I think the final battle happened on a bridge or something. Another storyline had started covering the events happening at some college, with a few students hiding and taking trips out for supplies, including one grisly scene involving a cafeteria. The title of the first series was something like (Name)'s Journal or Diary or something. Thanks, I've been searching for this for half a year and I'm starting to think that it doesn't exist.

Kaiju
Mar 19, 2003

HEINEKEN!?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!
If anyone could turn this up, I would pay you money*

Years ago, to entertain some friends I made up a flash movie of Brak from Space Ghost singing Cannibal Corpse's song hosed With A Knife in the style of Cartoon Planet (static poses, mouth moves). It must be archived somewhere. It has to be! That magazine, Revolver, featured it in a sidebar and the only thing I can find about it via search engine is some kid asking the band if they'd ever seen it in some kind of band/fans chat session.

Eventually my drive crashed and among the lost poo poo on it was the exported flash and the source files. I suppose I could remake it myself, but seriously, gently caress that.

*I will not actually pay you money but I would be awfully grateful

Ben Stamper
Jul 30, 2009

Kaiju posted:

If anyone could turn this up, I would pay you money*

Years ago, to entertain some friends I made up a flash movie of Brak from Space Ghost singing Cannibal Corpse's song hosed With A Knife in the style of Cartoon Planet (static poses, mouth moves). It must be archived somewhere. It has to be! That magazine, Revolver, featured it in a sidebar and the only thing I can find about it via search engine is some kid asking the band if they'd ever seen it in some kind of band/fans chat session.

Eventually my drive crashed and among the lost poo poo on it was the exported flash and the source files. I suppose I could remake it myself, but seriously, gently caress that.

*I will not actually pay you money but I would be awfully grateful

I found two websites that hosted it at one point, and thankfully the Wayback Machine had it archived for one of them. http://web.archive.org/web/20030503043404/http:/home.attbi.com/~rapscallion_jones/brakcorpse.swf

EDIT:

Sex Hobbit posted:

Something tells me I'm going to regret the poo poo out of asking GBS for this, but it's been bugging me lately.

In 7th grade (1998-1999) I read a series of Pokemon fanfics titled "The Lost Episodes" or something similar. They were, at the time, the most goddamned hilarious thing I'd ever read and I want to see if they hold up. They were hosted on a geocities or angelfire page I think so I'm not all that hopeful :saddowns: Everything I've found so far is way too new, the ones I read were written off of the first gen show.
http://www.members.tripod.com/animefan25/fanfics.htm About halfway down the page, based off the first series and has the same name. No date so I can't tell when it was made, however the tripod page shows a copyright for 2001 so it probably is the right one.

Ben Stamper fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Apr 15, 2010

Kaiju
Mar 19, 2003

HEINEKEN!?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!

Doctor Gorbachev posted:

I found two websites that hosted it at one point, and thankfully the Wayback Machine had it archived for one of them. http://web.archive.org/web/20030503043404/http:/home.attbi.com/~rapscallion_jones/brakcorpse.swf

EDIT:

http://www.members.tripod.com/animefan25/fanfics.htm About halfway down the page, based off the first series and has the same name. No date so I can't tell when it was made, however the tripod page shows a copyright for 2001 so it probably is the right one.

I love you. Is that gay? If it is, I'm totally cool with that.

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

Doctor Gorbachev posted:

I found two websites that hosted it at one point, and thankfully the Wayback Machine had it archived for one of them. http://web.archive.org/web/20030503043404/http:/home.attbi.com/~rapscallion_jones/brakcorpse.swf

EDIT:

http://www.members.tripod.com/animefan25/fanfics.htm About halfway down the page, based off the first series and has the same name. No date so I can't tell when it was made, however the tripod page shows a copyright for 2001 so it probably is the right one.

Not it. I looked a bit further myself and it looks like "The Lost Episodes" is probably the most common fanfic title ever so I'm not really hopeful.

Scrobble
Jun 24, 2007

i've looked all over on several timewaster internet game sites, and on google, but i can't find anything about this game.

I believe it was japanese, or atleast the title screen was, and the whole game was clicking and dragging to throw this little silver disc thing through a maze to get it in a hole. very simple graphics, i remember a red background, and the target holes were green and a different red? I have no idea what the name was.

:(

Zaajko
May 1, 2009
I remember I used to play this mod to quake called gangwars. It had a pretty cool intro which I cant seem to find. It was by this crew called C4 films I believe and it had sash - equador in the middle of the intro. Anyone able to hunt down this intro movie ? or has the original quake mod somewhere ?

Awkward Davies
Sep 3, 2009
Grimey Drawer
This is more of a general internet related question, but does anyone have a link or specific details about the Martha Stewart Law of the Internet?

I'm writing a "how-to" Twitter for executives and wanted to use it as an example of "don't say anything stupid or it could blow up in your face".

Stoo
Dec 29, 2004
SHART MY JORTS

420 shart jorts everyday
Anyone remember the goon with the aviator sunglasses that did standup and his 'thing' was going 'Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!' after each punchline?

Really trying to track the video down again - help appreciated!

Flyndre
Sep 6, 2009
Some time ago, but probably within the last year, someone made a thread where they linked to a very nice flash game. It was a pixelated 2d platformer, it had nice music and I think it had won some kind of award. The goal was to explore and get out of a space ship, and it had no enemies of any kind.

Anyone know which game I'm thinking of?

thiscommercialsucks
Jun 13, 2009

by T. Mascis
One time a goon's friend took acid after seeing a LOTR movie and made a Lord of the Rings inspired techno-ish song the lyrics went like this


Sauron is coming for you,
the eye of Sauron

Sauron is coming for you,
the eye of Sauron

The finest weeeeeed in the Shiiiire
The finest weeeeed in the Shiiiireeeeee!!!!!!



I WANT THIS loving SONG AGAIN PLEASE HELP

thiscommercialsucks fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Apr 18, 2010

torjus
Nov 22, 2005

I want YOU to MSPaint!

Flyndre posted:

Some time ago, but probably within the last year, someone made a thread where they linked to a very nice flash game. It was a pixelated 2d platformer, it had nice music and I think it had won some kind of award. The goal was to explore and get out of a space ship, and it had no enemies of any kind.

Anyone know which game I'm thinking of?
Is it Small Worlds?

Flyndre
Sep 6, 2009
It is indeed, thanks!

Nuclear Pogostick
Apr 9, 2007

Bouncing towards victory

Wootcannon posted:

The first of the space immersion threads in GBS, the "it's the johnson rod" mechanic advice ones. I found the second one every time I looked for the first one, loads of the posts were by Nuclear Pogostick in both of them but in the first one there was a spaceship ai that turned a coffee mug into a grenade and someone who recruited an entire Space Marine army? I just remember that thread making me laugh like gently caress.


The first one should still be in the goldmine. The others, I have no idea where they are.

E: Motherfucker, since when does the goldmine have only 2 pages? :argh:

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
A long time ago in the days of 56k modems and no youtube, I had two video clips. At the end of each clip it would say "gtv"

One was of winnie the poo. It played a grunge song with the sound of winnie the poo, dancing in the mirror, 'having an orgasm' when suddenly -- a nuclear explosion happens.

The other video was of a fat man wearing shorts and a hat. He is standing in front of a brick wall and begins to dance around, flailing his arms about. Someone dubbed the mortal combat song with mortal combat fighting sound effects. At the end of the video he waddles off to thew right and you hear

"You can't run from me, Kang!" "I don't need to run!"

Gucci Helicopter
Apr 25, 2009
I had a few chances to rape a girl once and I didn't do it. Next time? Who knows.

Dirty Beluga posted:

alllright here's one that i've been looking for forever.

its a porno, a black guy banging this really ghetto black chick and she's being a bitch, all of a sudden he slaps her across the face and continues banging her. the rest of the porno is him doin that while she gives him the death stare.

I've seen one similar to that, so the girl is riding the guy and he says "take my dick out and suck it!"

She doesn't oblige, so some guys in the background all yell "take his dick out and suck it!"

I'd be thrilled if someone found this.

saberwulf
Mar 3, 2009

Pipe rifles and snack cakes.
Here is a tough one.

Does ANYONE other than me and my sister remember an in development MMO called Cityscape? I can not find a goddamn thing about it anymore(NO it was not citiesXL).

What i remember was it was a building MMO like Second Life,but it took place in a huge city and every room was accessible and you could create procedural content like SL. There was a demo video for the game and they showed off how you could access your desktop and the internet from computers,tvs and even picture frames. the guy in the video liked to boast that it was developed with the cloud engine,so the game could be run at max on any system,even cellphones.

For years i have been trying to keep tabs on it but it's existence slowly melted away from the internet.

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YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005

MageMage posted:

The other video was of a fat man wearing shorts and a hat. He is standing in front of a brick wall and begins to dance around, flailing his arms about. Someone dubbed the mortal combat song with mortal combat fighting sound effects. At the end of the video he waddles off to thew right and you hear

"You can't run from me, Kang!" "I don't need to run!"

I'm not familiar with the dub, but the video is from a radio campaign for WLUP-FM in 1991 known as Cuz. The same video was used in ads for stations all over the US and Canada, and many of the stations renamed Cuz to Joey Bag O' Donuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5ypfs0aBdc

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