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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Philippe and Ultra Peanut ran around naked because that's what 5 year old kids do. They haul their clothes off and run around giggling without having any loving clue why, and then an adult chases after them trying to get them dressed again which makes them run faster and laugh harder.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


DocFrance posted:

Bill Watterson never said "Hmm yes, let's have a story arc exploring the deep philosophical ramifications of a boy who has been six for almost a decade."

It's a joke, people.

So what's the current arc about? What's with that look that his mom gives the pictures of Phillipe that all show him at the same age (5)?

Weedle
May 31, 2006




DocFrance posted:

Philippe is five just as Calvin is six and Bart is ten. This is never brought up as any kind of serious issue, at most you get a self-aware joke about it. Bill Watterson never said "Hmm yes, let's have a story arc exploring the deep philosophical ramifications of a boy who has been six for almost a decade."

It's a joke, people.

What does what Bill Watterson did or didn't do have to do with what Chris Onstad is or isn't doing?

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

So what's the current arc about? What's with that look that his mom gives the pictures of Phillipe that all show him at the same age (5)?

That was in reaction to his meal request.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Rodney the Piper posted:

That was in reaction to his meal request.

They were rhetorical questions to Doc France who I guess is trying to tell himself that a punchline is coming any day now. It'll have brown crunchy bits and delicious juices. :(

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'm saying it's more about the tragedy of parents getting old and things never feeling the same as the first time than it is about a magic otter boy who never ages, and that people are reading into the "Philippe is five" thing too much.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Amateur Sketch posted:

Also, the multiple pictures of "Phillipe: Age 5" are pretty creepy. There is a disturbing amount of complexity behind Phillipe being 5.

It is funny that they all look like Phillipe did in the early days, with a slightly more exaggerated :3 mouth and line eyes.

See, he does age.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


DocFrance posted:

I'm saying it's more about the tragedy of parents getting old and things never feeling the same as the first time than it is about a magic otter boy who never ages, and that people are reading into the "Philippe is five" thing too much.

Exactly. And I think the creepy insistence that Philippe ask for that dinner was a way of making sure living with his mom again is what is really best for him.

poor and weird
Jun 30, 2007
Jesus christ this thread turned into assetbar.

You guys are sperging out. Stop it. This is like watching people try to debate the legal system of Kafka's The Trial. It's just missing the point.

poor and weird fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Apr 14, 2010

poor and weird
Jun 30, 2007
God! I've never wanted to start a joint company less in my life!

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow
Guys, we need to stop fighting and focus on what's really important.

This new shirt.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

EndOfTheWorld posted:


...

And THAT is the Saddest Thing.

not gonna lie, "Dust in the Wind" started playing from an unseen boombox as I read this.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
Here, let me cheer things up! :haw:

I re-read the Trip to Germany arc, as I visited Germany last year for work and wanted to see if I could use my newfound encyclopedic knowledge of Germany to pick up on any references to stuff in the strips.

Like Ray, I flew into Frankfurt, and like Ray, I initially had problems getting a hang on the German lingo (though I did recall what "pommes oder brot" meant thanks to the strip).

Unlike Ray, I did not make a suit out of copies of "Der Spiegel" nor did I partake of any fingernail schnapps (I stuck to several rounds of "ein großes hefeweizen, bitte" for my nightly imbibing).

Sadly I didn't get to partake of a currywurst, either. :smith:

Fillerbunny
Jul 25, 2002

so confused.

Wandering Knitter posted:

Guys, we need to stop fighting and focus on what's really important.

This new shirt.

unfortunately this shirt, out of context, reminds me of those Big Johnson shirts or something similar.

the other day I was wearing my rabbit ambulance shirt and was asked by a stranger to explain it. with the sex bicycle shirt, I'd be embarrassed of not explaining it.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Grandpa Pap posted:

Here, let me cheer things up! :haw:

I re-read the Trip to Germany arc, as I visited Germany last year for work and wanted to see if I could use my newfound encyclopedic knowledge of Germany to pick up on any references to stuff in the strips.

Like Ray, I flew into Frankfurt, and like Ray, I initially had problems getting a hang on the German lingo (though I did recall what "pommes oder brot" meant thanks to the strip).

Unlike Ray, I did not make a suit out of copies of "Der Spiegel" nor did I partake of any fingernail schnapps (I stuck to several rounds of "ein großes hefeweizen, bitte" for my nightly imbibing).

Sadly I didn't get to partake of a currywurst, either. :smith:

I had a similar experience in Austria last month. Also I wore that Teodor shirt with all the German on it and they told me it was really bad German, although they liked the use of "Stammtisch".

ZipOtter
Jul 22, 2007

robot roll call posted:

I had a similar experience in Austria last month. Also I wore that Teodor shirt with all the German on it and they told me it was really bad German, although they liked the use of "Stammtisch".

Amerikanisches Schadenwasser is perfectly acceptable German, it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

McGravin
Aug 25, 2004

Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.

ZipOtter posted:

Amerikanisches Schadenwasser is perfectly acceptable German, it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
I'd say it makes as much sense as "achewater" does. And besides, it's a name of a thing, so it doesn't need to make perfect sense.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Fillerbunny posted:

the other day I was wearing my rabbit ambulance shirt and was asked by a stranger to explain it.
Is there much more of an explanation than "It is a rabbit ambulance. An ambulance, for rabbits, that hops about."?

Because if so I'd like to know so I can address the blank stares I get after explaining my internet comic tshirt.

Chris Onstad
Mar 31, 2007

robot roll call posted:

I had a similar experience in Austria last month. Also I wore that Teodor shirt with all the German on it and they told me it was really bad German, although they liked the use of "Stammtisch".

That is perfectly-constructed German. Austrians just really don't like anything they aren't familiar with (e.g., neologisms, non-Austrians, pubic hair that isn't platinum blonde and severely shaped). Isn't Austria still like 92% anti-Semitic? I wash my hands of these people who mocked my t-shirt with the bear carrying a big beer.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
From Dinosaur Comics:



Chris, you know what you must do. The people demand a pretty princess courtroom romance from Cornelius. :colbert:

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.
I was trying to get my friend into Achewood and she asked me a while ago to explain why stuffed animals would be looking at porn. I had to explain that they aren't all stuffed animals.

McGravin
Aug 25, 2004

Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.

Skadi posted:

I was trying to get my friend into Achewood and she asked me a while ago to explain why stuffed animals would be looking at porn. I had to explain that they aren't all stuffed animals.
Some of them are real animals... looking at porn.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Skadi posted:

I was trying to get my friend into Achewood and she asked me a while ago to explain why stuffed animals would be looking at porn. I had to explain that they aren't all stuffed animals.

Wait until you have to explain how a stuffed animal gets morning wood.

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.
^^Edit: Well it hasn't been up in three days.

Yeah basically I explained that there are real animals (the cats, Todd, and some others), the robots, and the stuffed animals (Lyle, Teodore, Philippe) and even though they are animals, robots, and stuffed animals, they still lead adult lives (save Philippe.)

robot touch
Mar 20, 2002

like love over the radio

Skadi posted:

^^Edit: Well it hasn't been up in three days.

Yeah basically I explained that there are real animals (the cats, Todd, and some others), the robots, and the stuffed animals (Lyle, Teodore, Philippe) and even though they are animals, robots, and stuffed animals, they still lead adult lives (save Philippe.)

"Adult" lives--like "mature" content--in that it's anything but. Is what I guess you mean.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



:siren: NEW STRIP :siren:
Nightlights are simultaneously reassuring and disquieting.

One of Philippe's recipes in the first cookbook mentions appetizers his mom and dad made in their house in Bourdeaux before the fire. And now his mom lives in Iowa. That little tidbit makes the sadness of the pork chop in the last strip that much worse. It is hard to top an Iowan pork tenderloin sandwich.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Oh god when will the plight of the little Otter end :(.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
When Philippe returns to Achewood, he will be able to turn the table on Liebot by telling tales of what are truly the saddest things.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Why is Phillipe wearing shoes?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God I remember as a kid waking up sometimes and not knowing where I was and having no memory of how I got there and it's loving terrifying until your memory catches up and you realize you're spending the night at a friend's or you're visiting relatives somewhere.

Poor little Otter :(

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.

robot touch posted:

"Adult" lives--like "mature" content--in that it's anything but. Is what I guess you mean.

Yeah that's a better term for it. Mature content- paying bills and buying the silence of the pizza delivery man.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
Oh man, my grandma had a junk desk drawer like the one Philippe's mom has. Instead of Tic-Tac-Toe there were Yahtzee scoresheets, a plastic hourglass from Boggle or something, and no dice.

I feel for the little guy right now.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

withak posted:

Why is Phillipe wearing shoes?

He just got out of bed...they are slippers.

LRADIKAL
Jun 10, 2001

Fun Shoe
They're his father's shoes, which are of course too big for his feet.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Phillipe has never been depicted not wearing shoes.

Now somebody will post the one strip that proves me wrong.

Madrox
Jan 31, 2001

Does whatever
a multiple can.

Erebus posted:

It is funny that they all look like Phillipe did in the early days, with a slightly more exaggerated :3 mouth and line eyes.

See, he does age.

This is actually a nice touch, because those portraits of Phillipe are the same ones from way back in this strip from April 11, 2002: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112002

Noticed that when I was reading a few of the Teodore's party strips from a link earlier.

poor and weird
Jun 30, 2007

robot touch posted:

"Adult" lives--like "mature" content--in that it's anything but. Is what I guess you mean.


being an adult doesn't mean you get any less juvenile

it just means you realize how juvenile you are

McGravin
Aug 25, 2004

Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.

withak posted:

Why is Phillipe wearing shoes?
A random, somewhat recent strip: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312009
Another older strip, recently brought up in the thread: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04092002

Philippe has been wearing shoes for a while.

RhymesWithTendon
Oct 12, 2000

I think he meant why was Philippe wearing shoes when he hadn't even put on pants yet. It looked like he might have been sleeping in them.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

If you have to ask why Philippe is wearing shoes without pants, you're obviously not much of an achewood fan.

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