Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

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Heavy_D: Feb 16, 2002; "rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Surely Philippe's shoes can't be discussed without posting http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2vwhNk too?

# ? Apr 16, 2010 19:44

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# ? May 9, 2024 19:25

Jim Bont: Apr 29, 2008; You were supposed to take those out of the deck.

NEW STRIP! :siren:

Why does her hat need an olive laurel?

# ? Apr 17, 2010 10:19

The Missing Link: Aug 13, 2008; Should do fine against cats.

A collectors edition of a TV guide seems absurd to me. Just like collectible Nascar KFC chicken tubs seemed at first, but people still bought them.

# ? Apr 17, 2010 10:40

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

I love Onstad came up with some bullshit show, then comments in the alt text about it.

poo poo, now I'm intrigued. Is Canal Vista a "Hills" reality show rip-off or an "OC" night-time drama rip-off?

# ? Apr 17, 2010 11:22

Dove from Above: Apr 16, 2007; Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?

The Missing Link posted:

A collectors edition of a TV guide seems absurd to me. Just like collectible Nascar KFC chicken tubs seemed at first, but people still bought them.

I bet the granddad from The Lost Boys has all the collectors editions of the TV Guide.

# ? Apr 17, 2010 11:24

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Mom and Dad went to a show.
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no

grandma take me home :smith:

Deathlove fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Apr 17, 2010

# ? Apr 17, 2010 13:48

Rustmouth Chafings: Dec 11, 2008

I don't know, that Reader's Digest looks like it would be right up Philippe's alley.

# ? Apr 17, 2010 15:33

Vitriol: Mar 11, 2001; Phhhhhtttttt!

Chris, those are red hats, right?

I have a mother of a certain age.

# ? Apr 17, 2010 15:38

Wandering Knitter: Feb 5, 2006; Meow

Vitriol posted:

Chris, those are red hats, right?

I have a mother of a certain age.

The fact that my mother of a certain age did not join the red hats is truly a blessing. I also thanked her for not becoming a "Twilight Mom".

# ? Apr 17, 2010 19:09

Weedle: May 31, 2006

Vitriol posted:

Chris, those are red hats, right?

I have a mother of a certain age.

# ? Apr 18, 2010 23:49

Wandering Knitter: Feb 5, 2006; Meow

Weedle posted:

?

Gotta keep those old women busy somehow

# ? Apr 19, 2010 04:16

choobs: Mar 25, 2004; Never bring a duck to a cock fight.

You typo'd your google search. Hah! What a mistake!

# ? Apr 20, 2010 16:34

Wandering Knitter: Feb 5, 2006; Meow

choobs posted:

You typo'd your google search. Hah! What a mistake!

And yet I got what I was looking for. :psyduck:

Thanks internet?

# ? Apr 21, 2010 22:58

Vitriol: Mar 11, 2001; Phhhhhtttttt!

Wandering Knitter posted:

And yet I got what I was looking for. Thanks internet?

Google is achieving sentience, it actually knows what you meant, rather than what you asked for.

# ? Apr 22, 2010 08:30

Uncle Caveman: Jun 16, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Vitriol posted:

Google is achieving sentience, it actually knows what you meant, rather than what you asked for.

Hmm, you may be right. Based on the results of even the most mundane image search, Google apparently knows that I'm always interested in seeing tits.

# ? Apr 22, 2010 12:16

Fillerbunny: Jul 25, 2002; so confused.

Uncle Caveman posted:

Hmm, you may be right. Based on the results of even the most mundane image search, Google apparently knows that I'm always interested in seeing tits.

Even with the SafeSearch filter on.

Of course this is not exactly rocket science.

# ? Apr 22, 2010 14:41

Chris Onstad: Mar 31, 2007

New strip is up. Don't know how to make the cop car logo that signifies this.

Sorry it took so long. I worked on this bitch every loving day since Saturday and threw away about two dozen versions of it.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 05:54

Helter Skelter: Feb 10, 2004; BEARD OF HAVOC

Chris Onstad posted:

New strip is up. Don't know how to make the cop car logo that signifies this.

Sorry it took so long. I worked on this bitch every loving day since Saturday and threw away about two dozen versions of it.

Here you go: :siren:

New strip! :siren:

I think you did good, though I always look forward to slide-whistles and erection punching.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 05:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Wow that was wonderful.

I hope Pat is the one who gets punched on the erection.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 06:00

Irish Taxi Driver: Sep 12, 2004; We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

Chris Onstad posted:

New strip is up. Don't know how to make the cop car logo that signifies this.

Sorry it took so long. I worked on this bitch every loving day since Saturday and threw away about two dozen versions of it.

code:

:siren: [url=(URL HERE)]New strip![/url] :siren:

gently caress, this is depressing.

Irish Taxi Driver fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Apr 23, 2010

# ? Apr 23, 2010 06:01

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Chris Onstad posted:

New strip is up. Don't know how to make the cop car logo that signifies this.

Sorry it took so long. I worked on this bitch every loving day since Saturday and threw away about two dozen versions of it.

I hope these will show up on the Fanflow, or is it more "I seem to be lighting the garbage on fire now let's never speak of it again"-type?

# ? Apr 23, 2010 06:02

rantmo: Jul 30, 2003; A smile better suits a hero

Jesus Onstad, that was some loving art right there.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 06:42

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 19 days!

Chris Onstad posted:

New strip is up. Don't know how to make the cop car logo that signifies this.

Sorry it took so long. I worked on this bitch every loving day since Saturday and threw away about two dozen versions of it.

No need to apologize, it was well worth it. One of the things I love about Achewood is the way you blend the seemingly ordinary and mundane with the ethereal or surreal, and how it all looks completely natural and seamless. And usually complete with a joke about boners. :v:

# ? Apr 23, 2010 07:06

Eyespy: Dec 20, 2004; When I talk about the doomed, the scum, the people who no longer give a shit...When I talk about the filth of the city...I'm talking about you.

Jerusalem posted:

Wow that was wonderful.

I hope Pat is the one who gets punched on the erection.

This pretty much sums up my reaction to the new strip. Bravo.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 07:31

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

The real question is, who will be doing the punching?

Probably Lyle.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 07:42

panko: Sep 6, 2005; ~honda best man~

UGH, NICE

# ? Apr 23, 2010 07:44

Wandering Knitter: Feb 5, 2006; Meow

Well, gently caress.

I'm thinking Showbiz is going to be on a streetcorner holding a "PUNCH ME IN THE ERECTION - $3" sign.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 07:45

^DrAgOn^: May 8, 2003; MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs

Chris Onstad posted:

New strip is up. Don't know how to make the cop car logo that signifies this.

Sorry it took so long. I worked on this bitch every loving day since Saturday and threw away about two dozen versions of it.

Today's strip is the saddest thing, the disappearing house was perfect.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 08:35

robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

As a semi-adult, this strip is really the truth. It made me feel, goddammit Onstad.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 09:32

Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

This is up there with the best Achewood strips.

edit: also, Google Street viewing your childhood home and seeing it completely remodelled and the garden paved over to make a car park is the saddest thing.

Necrothatcher fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Apr 23, 2010

# ? Apr 23, 2010 11:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Flunchy posted:

edit: also, Google Street viewing your childhood home and seeing it completely remodelled and the garden paved over to make a car park is the saddest thing.

They demolished the pool :smith:

# ? Apr 23, 2010 12:37

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Mr. Flunchy posted:

edit: also, Google Street viewing your childhood home and seeing it completely remodelled and the garden paved over to make a car park is the saddest thing.

Demolished and the entire neighborhood has been gentrified.

But at least there's an orphanage there now. :unsmith:

# ? Apr 23, 2010 13:40

Ashenai: Oct 5, 2005; You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.

I'm a grown-up, and my mom is old :cry:

# ? Apr 23, 2010 14:09

SeanBeansShako: Nov 20, 2009; Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

That war his dad served in? I'm betting it was the first world war.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 14:34

Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Just popping in to say that this is the best Achewood strip in over a year, and that it is absolutely beautiful. Very well done, Onstad.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 15:02

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Bown posted:

Just popping in to say that this is the best Achewood strip in over a year, and that it is absolutely beautiful. Very well done, Onstad.

This. I shouldn't feel depressed over a strip about cartoon otters. Goddammit.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 18:30

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 19 days!

Mr. Flunchy posted:

edit: also, Google Street viewing your childhood home and seeing it completely remodelled and the garden paved over to make a car park is the saddest thing.

Weeks ago, I drove by my grandparents' old house for the first time in over a decade. This was the house that I remember spending many a night in, that I watched my first ever pro wrestling in, that was only a few blocks from where I went to high school. I remember many birthdays and Fourths of July and Halloweens and Christmases there. My grandparents were proud of it and it was always so well-kept and maintained.

I think I would rather it had been demolished. It's so badly kept up now. My poor grandmother is probably constantly :argh:

from Heaven at the current owners.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 18:34

Flying-PCP: Oct 2, 2005

This is the kind of thing you want to show other people, but then you realize that they'd have to have been following the strip long enough to be familiar with Philippe for it to really mean much.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 18:40

Irish Taxi Driver: Sep 12, 2004; We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

Phillipe is actually growing up. He'll start to age after this strip.

# ? Apr 23, 2010 18:47

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Happy Hippo: Aug 8, 2004; The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

Phillipe is actually growing up. He'll start to age after this strip.

*posts 500th link to Achewood strip "The Future"*

*wins prize*

# ? Apr 23, 2010 18:55

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