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elpintogrande posted:They picked by far the filthiest installment of WTF, D&D to promote on the official D&D twitter. I once wrote a thing making fun of some crappy free MMO, and the company contacted me to ask if they could edit out everything implying that the game might not be very good and then use it as advertising copy.
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I'd be willing to bet the list of FATAL customers tracks very closely with the sex offender registry.
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have anyone tried to mix fatal with larping?
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Hot Dog Day #89 posted:have anyone tried to mix fatal with larping? I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Don't forget to include a link to the article, guys. Edit: ...I will never be happy again. Tuxedo Ted fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Apr 29, 2010 |
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Volume posted:I just threw up a little in my mouth. do you have a chart for that?
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Hot Dog Day #89 posted:do you have a chart for that? 0006 Projectile vomit, 1d20' distance, 3d15" splatter circumference, see appendix 913 for rules on consistency and speed, see inset for percentage of vomit retained in mouth due to mouth size.  I'm worried I will never truly feel clean again, but if a woman suddenly cannot stand up straight due to an enlarged uterus I will know to immediately alert the authorities that there is a wizard within one mile of her. I suppose that is some small consolation.
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Do you have to use the anus chart when your ditch-digger character gets cursed with buttmouth and wants to eat a hot dog?
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FATAL depicts sex in its most unappealing form, rpg stat tables.
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shock headed penor posted:FATAL depicts sex in its most unappealing form, rpg stat tables. the stat tables were definitely what the problem was, ruining my entire enjoyment of fingering a baby's anus.
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do anyone know the chart for breastfeeding a baby cursed with buttmouth? and do anyone have a baby to spare? i'm going larping next week
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Elmo Oxygen posted:Do you have to use the anus chart when your ditch-digger character gets cursed with buttmouth and wants to eat a hot dog? Don't forget a tightness table and hot dog length/circumference to gag-reflex table.
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Jesus christ. I've never heard of FATAL before. I feel like I've been despoiled.
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I'm curious/horrified at what the artwork could be.
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big duck equals goose posted:I'm curious/horrified at what the artwork could be. I like to think that there is none. Please don't tell me otherwise.
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Apr 30, 2010 01:55
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Well we all know what picture showed up when you flipped to the anus chart...
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Pompous Rhombus posted:Jesus christ. I've never heard of FATAL before. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2610069 (September 2007).
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Pompous Rhombus posted:Jesus christ. I've never heard of FATAL before. This is the first I'd heard of it too. After 15 years on the internet, I thought I was desensitized to everything I could ever possibly see. Just knowing that game exists is the most disturbed I've felt in a while. Hilarious comments by Steve and Zack, as always.
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I'd heard of it, but I had no idea. Just from what I knew, however, my immediate response upon seeing the update was "oh please god don't let this be the subject of the new contest they alluded to".
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I do love the Hound of Law mention from the AD&D reviews. As hilarious as they may be, they were part of the Seven Rods campaign, which was like the sweetest thing back in the day.
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big duck equals goose posted:I'm curious/horrified at what the artwork could be. The artwork in the book is mostly just what was posted in the update. Poorly filtered photos of the designer and his buddies. The front cover is literally the kind of thing fundies would use to show the evil of roleplaying games. I believe it's a bunch of goblins surrounding a naked slavegirl, with a heroic, mostly-naked beefguy rushing to save her. fake edit: I was close enough with my recollection.  Here is the second edition cover. How do I know it's the second edition? Because FATAL originally stood for 'Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery'.
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FATAL is a horror. For the sake of reassurance, can the sages here tell me that the pit doesn't get any deeper than that?
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What's on the CD?
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Elmo Oxygen posted:What's on the CD? As I understand it, a truncated version of the 1,000 page monster, and a little DOS character creation program.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:As I understand it, a truncated version of the 1,000 page monster, and a little DOS character creation program. Like the not review article said it was the character generator so you didn't have to spend a quarter of a day making your character. 90% of the crap could be trimmed out of the game and it would still be the hugest steaming pile of crap rpg game.
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The Snark posted:FATAL is a horror. For the sake of reassurance, can the sages here tell me that the pit doesn't get any deeper than that? There's nothing around that's objectively worse than FATAL, but there are things that are bad in different ways. RAHOWA, Empire of Satanis, Wraeththu, Hell for Leather. D&D 3.5 
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Mikan posted:There's nothing around that's objectively worse than FATAL, but there are things that are bad in different ways. RAHOWA, Empire of Satanis, Wraeththu, Hell for Leather. Oh, I think I want to hear about this.
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Mikan posted:There's nothing around that's objectively worse than FATAL, but there are things that are bad in different ways. RAHOWA, Empire of Satanis, Wraeththu, Hell for Leather. Oh Jesus, something like this was actually published
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Mikan posted:There's nothing around that's objectively worse than FATAL, but there are things that are bad in different ways. RAHOWA, Empire of Satanis, Wraeththu, Hell for Leather. oh God Wraeththu. RaHoWa isn't really a complete game and wouldn't be a good WTFDND, but Wraeththu definitely needs the Zack and Steve treatment. It's what happens when horribly awful fantasy books translate themselves into RPG form. Also, flower penises that shoot acid.
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Karl Rove posted:Oh Jesus, something like this was actually published I think that may have been an online "self-publishing," but even if that is the case, that really doesn't make it any less disgusting. Nucleic Acids fucked around with this message at 18:14 on May 4, 2010 |
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The Synnibarr article is one of my favorites, and I'm sad that Zack and Steve missed the author's somewhat grandiose autobiography in the back: Truely, Raven c.s. McCracken is the king of kings.
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Nucleic Acids posted:Oh, I think I want to hear about this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHj-lFG8cLA e: predecessor isn't successor. I don't know what the hell was going through my mind. Father Wendigo fucked around with this message at 18:54 on May 13, 2010 |
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Senior Woodchuck posted:As I understand it, a truncated version of the 1,000 page monster, and a little DOS character creation program. I think the 1,000-page monster is the truncated version, actually.
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Parahexavoctal posted:I think the 1,000-page monster is the truncated version, actually. They did cut out some of the more overtly racist stuff after a preview version was reviewed online, but I'm wondering what else they might have removed to slim it down (though I'm not sure these are the kinds of guys who would normally ever dare damage their "masterpiece.")
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Father Wendigo posted:It's essentially the predecessor to F.A.T.A.L. - in both spirit and design: Ahaha,  ?! I know it's a cliche to describe badly-designed systems as "roll-playing, rather than role-playing", but I think here it's actually justified.
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/frazetta-vampirella-conan.php This entry was a little bit of a stretch from your usual subject matter, but I frankly don't care- it was funny and surprisingly touching. That Frazetta is dead but Greg and Tim Hildebrandt live on makes these sad, sad days for fantasy artwork.
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Ahhh poor Frazetta.... at least he lived a pretty awesome and succesful life. I watched the documentary about him a while ago, and found it to be pretty excellent. Hey are you guys going to do either the original Warhammer or Blood Bowl rulebooks as WTFs? I remember them both having some terrible art.
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