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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Instead of gently caress the police, lets think about it from a different angle. The area is experiencing a serious, widespread natural disaster where over 22 people have already died. Roads are flooded and impassible, emergency services are stressed, and response times to emergencies are lengthy or impossible as some areas may only be reachable by boat.

The cop sees risky/dangerous behavior (are there sinkholes? is there underwater debris? is the roadway damaged? who knows!) and stops it to avoid potentially adding yet another emergency and calling emergency crews to a 100% preventable accident, when those crews could be doing better things.

Does it look fun? yea. Does it suck that the cop stopped them? yea. Were they using good judgment with their water skiing? not even close.

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AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

`Nemesis posted:

Instead of gently caress the police, lets think about it from a different angle. The area is experiencing a serious, widespread natural disaster where over 22 people have already died. Roads are flooded and impassible, emergency services are stressed, and response times to emergencies are lengthy or impossible as some areas may only be reachable by boat.

The cop sees risky/dangerous behavior (are there sinkholes? is there underwater debris? is the roadway damaged? who knows!) and stops it to avoid potentially adding yet another emergency and calling emergency crews to a 100% preventable accident, when those crews could be doing better things.

Does it look fun? yea. Does it suck that the cop stopped them? yea. Were they using good judgment with their water skiing? not even close.

NWA with the counterpoint:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiX7GTelTPM

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
that one guy was Delta I think

you can tell by the kneepads and buzzcut

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.

Boat posted:

Also mad props to that white school bus driver for somehow managing not to hit anything and/or flip over.

Well it IS the activity bus. :whatup:

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")

`Nemesis posted:

Instead of gently caress the police, lets think about it from a different angle. The area is experiencing a serious, widespread natural disaster where over 22 people have already died. Roads are flooded and impassible, emergency services are stressed, and response times to emergencies are lengthy or impossible as some areas may only be reachable by boat.

Then what the gently caress are they doing hassling some kids having fun?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE posted:

Then what the gently caress are they doing hassling some kids having fun?

Did you read the rest of my post or just stop at that point?

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.
The new moon rovers go for a quick spin. Check out the 6 wheel independent suspension/drive/steering. Skip a couple minutes in and they start driving sideways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mehu9uJKj-s

The old rover. First thing they did was see how fast it would go. :rock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=808I9CkswYo#t=0m43s

the chic in psychic
Jun 18, 2005
U r Stinky Mcbutt mkay?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvmnSiVpoH8

Two old Hondas getting unwrapped, kinda cool actually, not the most common bikes either

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Ola posted:

Level intersections regulated by light with speed limits above 40 mph is such a terrible way of regulating traffic it might as well be a plot to destroy the American populace from within.

If it were rotaries, there'd be crashes all the time instead of just when someone runs a red.

Rogz
Jul 22, 2009

Mr booby head vagina man.
Crashes on roundabouts are a more sedate affair, though. You don't enter one at 40MPH.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Rogz posted:

Crashes on roundabouts are a more sedate affair, though. You don't enter one at 40MPH.

I assure you, the people who were running reds at full speed will find new and creative ways to ruin the safety a roundabout.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaj99kDR4Rs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-0Ky5TV4do

That would be what the compilation would be filled of.

Rogz
Jul 22, 2009

Mr booby head vagina man.

kimbo305 posted:

I assure you, the people who were running reds at full speed will find new and creative ways to ruin the safety a roundabout.

I did know one girl that went through one so fast that someone entered the roundabout and hit her in the passenger door. Insurance found her to be at fault, even though she had right of way. To be fair she probably was. She was a horrible driver; at least three accidents that year. :golfclap:

The previous year she managed to spin a Volvo at 70MPH, on a straight motorway, with her whole family in it. Oh and she almost drove my car through her front door, because I left it in first... my fault obviously.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

VikingSkull posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaj99kDR4Rs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-0Ky5TV4do

That would be what the compilation would be filled of.
Think those were already posted but damned if the 2nd one isn't hilarious for how loving high he manages to get.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

kimbo305 posted:

I assure you, the people who were running reds at full speed will find new and creative ways to ruin the safety a roundabout.

That leads me to the second bulletpoint of my American traffic critique. Some mandatory driver's license qualifications that go beyond "a measured pulse or documentation of having had a pulse some time in the past six months".

Cheap Bourbon
Apr 13, 2010

Ziploc posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qvXbIenivk&feature=player_embedded

Caution: Pretty terrifying at times. And you won't be able to look away.

4m31s is amazing. That did, in fact, take some talent. Only 5 more to pick up the spare.

teh jhey
May 23, 2004

Kitty needs more souls.

real_scud posted:

Think those were already posted but damned if the 2nd one isn't hilarious for how loving high he manages to get.

I can't watch that second one without thinking of:



...or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang or something.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Rogz posted:

Crashes on roundabouts are a more sedate affair, though. You don't enter one at 40MPH.

Pssh, says you. On this one down the street from where I grew up, the highway has the right of way and the circle is elongated to facilitate blitzing through it down 34. Speed limit is 55 on that road, and I know I've gone at least 40 through it when it was empty.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sou...004925&t=h&z=18

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD
My buddies and I look at roundabouts as a challenge (speed wise). Other drivers look at them as a challenge (to see how many times they can gently caress up in the space of 20 seconds).

ynotony
Apr 14, 2003

Yea...this is pretty much the smartest thing I have ever done.

Preoptopus posted:

I dont understand what they did that was actionable towards arrest. Furthormore if thats a parking lot, what the gently caress juristiction do they have if its not on a street (assuming its a moving violation) gently caress the PO-lice

They looked like they were doing something with their car that was really irresponsible and potentially dangerous to themselves and others. I don't think you can be arrested for mimicking Jackass, but I feel like doing stupid poo poo with your car in public would get you in trouble with cops.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

ab0z posted:

My buddies and I look at roundabouts as a challenge (speed wise). Other drivers look at them as a challenge (to see how many times they can gently caress up in the space of 20 seconds).

Hell yes, I'm not alone. Roundabouts are awesome to try to get around as fast as possible. Even better if they are built juuuuust right and you can get some two wheel action.The best is keeping two wheels on the tarmac and the other two go sailing over the roundabout .... without ever touching it.

Even better when you can do it without breaking the speed limit, as you can with some here, as they are 70 and 80 zones.

Rogz
Jul 22, 2009

Mr booby head vagina man.
You guys need more roundabouts so you can get bored of them. And then they need to put lights on the roundabouts, because traffic light manufacturers need to eat too.

Rogz fucked around with this message at 13:14 on May 8, 2010

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Rogz posted:

You guys need more roundabouts so you can get bored of them.


Overabouts never get boring.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Rogz posted:

You guys need more roundabouts so you can get bored of them. And then they need to put lights on the roundabouts, because traffic light manufacturers need to eat too.
Or you could do like is near my house. A roundabout with a 4-way stop sign. :wtc:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

real_scud posted:

Think those were already posted but damned if the 2nd one isn't hilarious for how loving high he manages to get.

Yeah, I knew they were posted, but still funny and relevant.

In America, we have extremely dumb people. They wreck simply driving in a straight line all the time, so any kind of complications to that will increase the hilarity a lot.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5

Cat Terrist posted:

Hell yes, I'm not alone. Roundabouts are awesome to try to get around as fast as possible. Even better if they are built juuuuust right and you can get some two wheel action.The best is keeping two wheels on the tarmac and the other two go sailing over the roundabout .... without ever touching it.

Even better when you can do it without breaking the speed limit, as you can with some here, as they are 70 and 80 zones.

I'm confused. Are you clipping a curb or something?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned powersliding on we roundabouts.

blambert
Jul 2, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.
It should me mandatory that everybody navigates them in this manner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTejrd8uqzE

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MleuPXWotcI

I hate laughing at someone else's misfortune in a rally but this is priceless

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Cat Terrist posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MleuPXWotcI

I hate laughing at someone else's misfortune in a rally but this is priceless

There are literally no words to describe how awesome this is.

Watch it with sound.

teh jhey
May 23, 2004

Kitty needs more souls.
What's that he's saying at the end?

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

teh jhey posted:

What's that he's saying at the end?

Driver: "oval office had his arse out"
Nav: "Ey?"
Driver: "oval office had his arse out"

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

blambert posted:

It should me mandatory that everybody navigates them in this manner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTejrd8uqzE

meh, i like the brick option.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBr8NrHguno

Sirveaux
Aug 26, 2004
<=>

Rogz posted:

You guys need more roundabouts so you can get bored of them.

We've got a shitload of roundabouts is my town. Last year I was forced to drive through 70 of them in 3 hours. That happened every 10th workday.

They changed the bus route since then, so now you go through 79 of them. Luckily I no longer drive that route.

I guess they're better than speed bumps...

Rogz
Jul 22, 2009

Mr booby head vagina man.
gently caress speed bumps! :arghfist:

Those new style square ones are nigh on indestructible. If they filled the huge number of potholes with that stuff we'd be quids in. Or so I imagine.

Could be worse

Rogz fucked around with this message at 16:25 on May 10, 2010

destructo
Apr 29, 2006
Automatic Volvo braking test!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNi17YLnZpg

ExtremeODD
Jul 16, 2005

Rogz posted:

gently caress speed bumps! :arghfist:

Those new style square ones are nigh on indestructible. If they filled the huge number of potholes with that stuff we'd be quids in. Or so I imagine.

Could be worse

This is like one of my fears in life, a giant unmarked hole like that...

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

ExtremeODD posted:

This is like one of my fears in life, a giant unmarked hole like that...

dont live in chicago.

Boogat
Jan 5, 2006

Oh, I am serious. Look, this is my serious face.

destructo posted:

Automatic Volvo braking test!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNi17YLnZpg
It's good to see the wiperblades will come on in a crash though.

pacheco
May 2, 2005

Always bet on Duke.
Small request, I am trying to find the video of some guys putting a rubber hose on a blue car. It sounded hilarious, but I can't find it. I have tried search and the last 10 pages and I can't find poo poo. Anyone got a link to it handy? Thanks in advance.

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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

pacheco posted:

Small request, I am trying to find the video of some guys putting a rubber hose on a blue car. It sounded hilarious, but I can't find it. I have tried search and the last 10 pages and I can't find poo poo. Anyone got a link to it handy? Thanks in advance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKRICEwdFQ0

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