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jackpot posted:Dear Lord, this year you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know, my favorite person in the world is the United States Marine. hey
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Hardcore Phonography posted:hey The punchline is usually "my favorite president is Obama." Conservative "humor."
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# ? May 18, 2010 21:28 |
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BetterToRuleInHell posted:Message about illegals? Pray for our troops. IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, AND THANK A U.S. MARINE.
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# ? May 18, 2010 23:17 |
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What I love about the illegal immigrant debate is this: What would these people accept as a proper form of identification? I mean, we already know they won't accept legal, state issues birth certificates.
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# ? May 19, 2010 01:56 |
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chesh posted:What I love about the illegal immigrant debate is this: What would these people accept as a proper form of identification? I mean, we already know they won't accept legal, state issues birth certificates.
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# ? May 19, 2010 02:36 |
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Zwabu posted:IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, AND THANK A U.S. MARINE. IF YOU DON'T JUST DELETE IT.
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# ? May 19, 2010 05:23 |
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I thought you guys might like to see an example of a facebook update from my bizarro leftist hillbilly aunt.Woodtopian's Aunt posted:I hate Sarah Palin she is such a dork............She should grow a brain and get out of My United States of America.... Long live freedom. So , but so .
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# ? May 19, 2010 08:09 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:IF YOU DON'T JUST DELETE IT.
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# ? May 19, 2010 08:56 |
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I don't think he is a factor in policy. He just does what his zionist-jew/banker oligarch controllers put him in power to do. Middle class America needs to wake up to this fact and stop displacing all of their anger toward puppet Obama. It is a waste of time and energy, plus it's exploited and made to be racially divisive. Brown and white Americans need to set aside trivial differences and come together to take on the greedy, unelected parasites who have hijacked the federal government and are working behind the scenes to bankrupt this nation and destroy its sovereignty:
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# ? May 19, 2010 16:43 |
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We should really start a drinking game. Take a shot every time a conspiracy theory email ends with "Support Rand/Ron Paul!"
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# ? May 19, 2010 17:51 |
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Blarghalt posted:We should really start a drinking game. Take a shot every time a conspiracy theory email ends with "Support Rand/Ron Paul!" Given that Ron Paul is the patron saint of wacky conspiracy theories, multiple goons would end up with acute alcohol poisoning. I almost regret being careful who I give my email address to now, I have no crazy people to send me things to share.
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# ? May 20, 2010 00:49 |
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Not Exactly Email, but from Facebook. If it isn't kosher, I'll delete it..quote:Niel What law is he referring to? My brain is about to explode:(
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# ? May 20, 2010 01:33 |
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Dradien posted:Not Exactly Email, but from Facebook. If it isn't kosher, I'll delete it.. The law of "I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA", I presume.
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# ? May 20, 2010 01:53 |
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The law passed in 1961 that specifically stated that Barack "The Islam Sensation" Obama wasn't a naturally-born citizen of the US, of course. They were very proactive about it.
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# ? May 20, 2010 03:55 |
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Taerkar posted:The law passed in 1961 that specifically stated that Barack "The Islam Sensation" Obama wasn't a naturally-born citizen of the US, of course. Didn't some boring law get a rider attached that says "BARACK OBAMA IS A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN" so everyone can stop talking about it?
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# ? May 20, 2010 04:01 |
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Dradien posted:What law is he referring to? My brain is about to explode:( Neil is right you dummy. The law he's referring to is totally Googleable and should be all over the internets. Did you even Google it? Just Google it.
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# ? May 20, 2010 05:29 |
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Jeeze dude, read the link he posted dummy LOL OMG
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# ? May 20, 2010 06:31 |
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See if this helps (it won't). I think this is the thing he is thinking of, but as said earlier, it applies to those born abroad.U.S. State Department posted:Acquisition of U.S. Citizenship By a Child Born Abroad But, since he was born in Hawaii: US Code TITLE 8 > CHAPTER 12 > SUBCHAPTER III > Part I > § 1405 posted:A person born in Hawaii on or after August 12, 1898, and before April 30, 1900, is declared to be a citizen of the United States as of April 30, 1900. A person born in Hawaii on or after April 30, 1900, is a citizen of the United States at birth. A person who was a citizen of the Republic of Hawaii on August 12, 1898, is declared to be a citizen of the United States as of April 30, 1900. These are links I found from wikipedia, so I'm sure there are more succinct links out there somewhere. Oh, and if he says the certificate is a forgery, or otherwise fake, give him this Snopes link, even though he seems to not trust that site for whatever reason (the truth is uncomfortable that is the reason).
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# ? May 20, 2010 06:33 |
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And hey, if they can't prove Obama wasn't born in Hawaii they could always fall back on something equally nutty, like Hawaii not being a state. It's kind of sad that that could probably happen.
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Alastor_the_Stylish posted:Didn't some boring law get a rider attached that says "BARACK OBAMA IS A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN" so everyone can stop talking about it? McCain got the rider.
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# ? May 20, 2010 07:48 |
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Blarghalt posted:And hey, if they can't prove Obama wasn't born in Hawaii they could always fall back on something equally nutty, like Hawaii not being a state. ...Man, I feel like I'm falling for a trap, but you realize people are currently arguing that Hawaii is not a state, right? Quick Edit: Part of Hawaii was not a state when Obama was born. It's a debunking website, I bet. Gharbad the Weak fucked around with this message at 17:41 on May 20, 2010 |
# ? May 20, 2010 17:37 |
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Hardcore Phonography posted:See, and you thought I was just being funny, but then the birther stuff rears its ugly head again. Seriously Obama should not travel to Arizona. They might try a citizens arrest.
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# ? May 20, 2010 18:03 |
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One must wonder how long this will go on. After Obama's left office, even after he dies, someone will still go "He wasn't a citizen, we need to repeal all laws that occured during his administration!"
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# ? May 20, 2010 18:50 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:One must wonder how long this will go on. After Obama's left office, even after he dies, someone will still go "He wasn't a citizen, we need to repeal all laws that occured during his administration!" Interesting. Let's say, hypothetically, that ten years after he leaves office it's revealed that he in fact wasn't a citizen. What would or could actually happen with respect to laws passed?
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the posted:Interesting. Let's say, hypothetically, that ten years after he leaves office it's revealed that he in fact wasn't a citizen.
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# ? May 20, 2010 19:56 |
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chesh posted:Seriously Obama should definitely travel to Arizona. Arpaio might try to arrest him.
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# ? May 20, 2010 20:25 |
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The Laws don't even matter. Edit: The Electoral Colleges and Congress are the judge of the Presidential qualifications and they said Obama was qualified. End of story.
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# ? May 20, 2010 20:33 |
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Hardcore Phonography posted:I concede the point on hilarity alone.
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# ? May 20, 2010 21:29 |
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I hope the birther stuff never stops. It's nice to be able to tell immediately who the people are that I never want to talk to.Taerkar posted:The law passed in 1961 that specifically stated that Barack "The Islam Sensation" Obama wasn't a naturally-born citizen of the US, of course. I'm fairly certain you mean B-rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama.
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# ? May 21, 2010 04:41 |
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quote:American Flag versus Mexican Flag at a Calif. High School. quote:You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the front page of the NY Times or on the lead story of the major news networks. The protestors put up the Mexican flag over the American flag flying upside down at Montebello High School in California. Some students protesting immigration reform clearly the country is over pack it up guys the brown people have it now.
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# ? May 21, 2010 08:01 |
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Right wingers have a bizarre obsession with flag and flag displays. They almost think the flag is a living thing.
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# ? May 21, 2010 14:35 |
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euphronius posted:Right wingers have a bizarre obsession with flag and flag displays. They almost think the flag is a living thing.
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# ? May 21, 2010 14:49 |
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jackpot posted:They've fetishized the flag the same way they have (their idea of) the constitution and founding fathers, and the best part is they think nothing of (in fact take pride in) wearing it as clothing, or on their cars, or in This Is Are Murrica GOP (and Democrat, to be fair) ads, all of which go against U.S. flag code. It really is bizarre and speaks strongly to the power of symbols in human cultures. I mean, the American Flag is ugly, too! UIt doesn't even look cool. Imagine if it was a cool looking flag.
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Snopes says the incident took place in 2006. http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/mexicoflag.asp 4 year old news is going to stop immigration reform.
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# ? May 21, 2010 14:52 |
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euphronius posted:Imagine if it was a cool looking flag.
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# ? May 21, 2010 16:19 |
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What one is that.
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# ? May 21, 2010 16:26 |
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euphronius posted:What one is that. Benin Empire, which is modern day Nigeria or Cameroon I think. There's also a country called Benin which isn't related to Benin - the country or the city. Christ that's confusing.
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# ? May 21, 2010 16:43 |
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Just got this gem in my email.
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# ? May 22, 2010 20:06 |
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Dradien posted:I especially enjoy the part where he rants about children getting knocked up at an early age, as he's probably the same person that endorses abstinence-only sex ed.
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If it were that easy why not just flee to Canada and live the high life as an illegal there? It's clearly a bulletproof strategy.
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