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I suspect this is one of those neighbourhoods that Beef blogged about walking through late at night to keep himself grounded.
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May 19, 2010 11:08
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Fuckin' hell. Forget Warhammer, this is the new face of grim.
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May 19, 2010 11:11
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Where else can you read stuff like this? I love Achewood.
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May 19, 2010 11:33
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Dove from Above posted:I suspect this is one of those neighbourhoods that Beef blogged about walking through late at night to keep himself grounded. Seriously, where the hell did Nice Pete drive? Isn't Achewood in Southern California? Are there really neighborhoods there where people talk like that?
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May 19, 2010 15:02
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Rustmouth Chafings posted:Seriously, where the hell did Nice Pete drive? Isn't Achewood in Southern California? Are there really neighborhoods there where people talk like that? There are people who talk like that in every part of the country.
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Rustmouth Chafings posted:Seriously, where the hell did Nice Pete drive? Isn't Achewood in Southern California? Are there really neighborhoods there where people talk like that? Northern California. Which is where Onstad lived until recently I think? And Pat doesn't make as much sense in SoCal. I've met a couple 100% like this. Older, white. They have this elaborate plan where the wife, who is like 5'2" and slender, will handle the intruder-shooting duties because the husband, at 6'1", is less likely to get off on self-defense. Then the husband lectured me on how I should tilt my computer monitor down to reduce eye strain. THEN they wanted to know how I felt about Israel: do you agree that it's okay to shoot muslims.
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May 19, 2010 19:13
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Why is Teodor still trying to pinch a loaf? Nice Pete is long gone, he could just leave now. Maybe he thinks Nice Pete will come back and try to make sure that there's stew on the grass, but I'd just assume he wanted to ditch me naked as a prank.
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Revol posted:Why is Teodor still trying to pinch a loaf? Nice Pete is long gone, he could just leave now. Maybe he thinks Nice Pete will come back and try to make sure that there's stew on the grass, but I'd just assume he wanted to ditch me naked as a prank. Past the point of no return man
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May 19, 2010 21:44
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Revol posted:Why is Teodor still trying to pinch a loaf? Nice Pete is long gone, he could just leave now. Maybe he thinks Nice Pete will come back and try to make sure that there's stew on the grass, but I'd just assume he wanted to ditch me naked as a prank. Never EVER assume anything when it comes to Nice Pete. Speaking of whom, I just read his Fried Chicken recipe (linked off of the testicular cookery article). It does not disappoint in terms of either a recipe nor as one of Nice Pete's quietly horrifying anecdotes.
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May 19, 2010 21:55
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Revol posted:Why is Teodor still trying to pinch a loaf? Nice Pete is long gone, he could just leave now. Maybe he thinks Nice Pete will come back and try to make sure that there's stew on the grass, but I'd just assume he wanted to ditch me naked as a prank. Have you ever tried running mid-poo poo?
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Copernic posted:THEN they wanted to know how I felt about Israel: do you agree that it's okay to shoot muslims. Hello Pat, do you think it is wrong for a man to give another man kisses, or agree that it is okay? /cocks head
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May 19, 2010 23:20
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Revol posted:Why is Teodor still trying to pinch a loaf? Nice Pete is long gone, he could just leave now. Maybe he thinks Nice Pete will come back and try to make sure that there's stew on the grass, but I'd just assume he wanted to ditch me naked as a prank. You should read the alt text for the page where Pete drives away
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I had to look up Lurquilla to see if it was a real thing...the verdict is still out.
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DocFrance posted:Have you ever tried running mid-poo poo? But was he mid-poo poo? He was having a lot of trouble getting the job done. And yeah, if I'm beat half to poo poo and naked on the lawn of cousin offspring who're are contemplating gunning me down, I'd be able to at least limp away with half a dookie in my rear end.
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Revol posted:But was he mid-poo poo? He was having a lot of trouble getting the job done. And yeah, if I'm beat half to poo poo and naked on the lawn of cousin offspring who're are contemplating gunning me down, I'd be able to at least limp away with half a dookie in my rear end. You do not truly know what you are capable of until you are thrust into the situation. Do not purport to be better than Teodor until you have copped a squat in his shoes.
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choobs posted:Never EVER assume anything when it comes to Nice Pete. The serial killer's dish delights the tastebuds of my mind.
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Revol posted:But was he mid-poo poo? He was having a lot of trouble getting the job done. And yeah, if I'm beat half to poo poo and naked on the lawn of cousin offspring who're are contemplating gunning me down, I'd be able to at least limp away with half a dookie in my rear end. He was desperately begging his rear end in a top hat to "pinch", it was not quite out and he couldn't get it to "pinch off" and drop so he could cheese it. Discussing a stuffed bear pinching off a poo poo in this thread.
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Jerusalem posted:Discussing a stuffed bear pinching off a poo poo in this thread. That's what makes tonight worth living and tomorrow worth getting up during, fellows.
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May 20, 2010 02:57
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May 20, 2010 03:14
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Oh that reminds me: I have to buy some terlet pepper termerrow.
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May 20, 2010 04:53
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HitTheTargets posted:Oh that reminds me: I have to buy some terlet pepper termerrow.
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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06072007 Stupid comics making me cry.
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bloodychill posted:http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06072007 This is the one that really tugged at my heartstrings. Some things in life are worth working for. They... they don't just happen by not caring. 
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May 20, 2010 21:00
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The alt text and following strip are fantastic. Edit: And Ashenai clearly agrees.
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May 20, 2010 21:01
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I had to leave the office I was laughing so hard at that one.
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I will always fondly remember that comic as 'that one time i posted an alt text for a comic and got yelled at for it' ~*memories*~
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May 20, 2010 21:20
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Time to take the plunge.  More important details:  It's 17.5% alcohol by volume, and tastes like kissing the devil.
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May 22, 2010 01:53
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May 22, 2010 03:49
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May 22, 2010 03:53
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May 22, 2010 08:01
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May 22, 2010 08:11
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May 22, 2010 09:25
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Vitriol posted:you know how originally the strip was about Teodor, Mr Bear, and Phillipe, then Ray and the other cats showed up? I fear that they're going to be consumed by the flames, just two more victims of Nice Pete's high school tomfoolery. Even when Nice Pete is just having innocent prankish fun, people die horribly. It is the nature of the beast.
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Dove from Above posted:I fear that they're going to be consumed by the flames, just two more victims of Nice Pete's high school tomfoolery. Even when Nice Pete is just having innocent prankish fun, people die horribly. It is the nature of the beast. At least I hope he's wearing more  Teodor...
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Dove from Above posted:I fear that they're going to be consumed by the flames, just two more victims of Nice Pete's high school tomfoolery. Even when Nice Pete is just having innocent prankish fun, people die horribly. It is the nature of the beast. Maybe they'll just end up horribly scarred, and find new meaning and joy in their lives working at the transfer station
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