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acker posted:............................................................................/'ฏ/) felonious assault with a sperging boner
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DjLizard posted:microsoft like your penis lol
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acker posted:............................................................................/'ฏ/)
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May 16, 2010 04:43
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necroing this Fictional last words in video games
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axolotl farmer posted:necroing this Aaaah.... I thank you for the excitement....
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GUN * NOOO! o Who: Sadie o Source: GUN o Note: She slaps Reed and runs but Reed kills her by throwing an ax, hitting her in the back of the head through her umbrella.
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NO! Who: Lt. Simon "Ghost" Riley Source: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Note: Betrayed and shot to death by General Shepherd. The line is spoken just as Shepherd has killed Roach. No! Who: Bob Page Source: Deus Ex Notes: He says the first line if JC Denton deactivates his shield generators and kills him, referencing his making JC Denton into an augmented special agent. He says the second line if JC Denton chooses to destroy Area 51 and plunge the world into a New Dark Age. If JC Denton merges with Helios in the third ending, Page's fate remains undetermined. NO!!! Who: Marlena Kessler Source: Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy Note: Said when her pyrokenisis goes out of control after being wounded by Nick Scryer. She is set ablaze and burns to death. NOOOOOOOO! Who: Pedro Montana Source: Killer7 Note: After Curtis kills Pedro's whole family, Curtis shows Pedro his daughter's severed head. He then shoots Pedro multiple times in the head. Nooooo!(screams) Who: Yuri Notes: In the face of defeat, Yuri uses the Time Machine to timeshift in attempt to alter the outcome of the war. However, the machine malfunctions due to the shortage of energy and sends Yuri back to the Cretaceous Period, where he is attacked and eaten by a Tyrannosaurus. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Who: Dr. Eggman Source: Shadow the Hedgehog (video game) Notes: In the Normal ending of the game, Shadow kills Eggman.
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May 31, 2010 22:36
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Bomberman Roses are...also beautiful when they scatter. Who: Eagle Bomber Source: Bomberman Generation Notes: The Eagle Bomber was a member of an organization known as the Crush Bombers, which formed a coalition with Bomberman's primary adversary, the Hige Hige Bandits. Upon venturing through the ruins of Tako Desert, Bomberman is soon confronted and challenged by the Eagle Bomber. After being defeated by Bomberman, the Eagle Bomber utters his last words as he falls on his back with spread arms, exploding upon impact. also: Last Words in Final Fantasy
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axolotl farmer posted:necroing this Pretty good, although I think Fictional last words in webcomics has it beat. * The only help you're getting from me is... an rear end... kicking... fag... o Who: Brett Taggerty o Source: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire o Notes: Just before this, Celesto Morgan had asked the character for help with "an experiment". Morgan then floods the character's body with chaos, causing him to melt on the spot.
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Jun 1, 2010 00:08
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RZApublican posted:Bomberman lmbo every single one of these are basically the same thing but then again the only good final fantasy games released in the 2000s were 9 and crystal defenders
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Jun 1, 2010 01:07
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acker posted:............................................................................/'ฏ/) in the time it probably took someone to make this they could have written this entire 5-6 page Stalin paper i have due in 12 hours
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basically yospos outuselesses wikipedia
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MALCOLM XTREME posted:in the time it probably took someone to make this they could have written this entire 5-6 page Stalin paper i have due in 12 hours i generated it with a script in about 10 seconds
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Jun 1, 2010 03:21
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can you make a script that will generate my paper in 10 seconds
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can it be the same script
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*teacher who ive known for 4 years, spent a shitload of time outside of school with doing extracurriculars, wrote my college recommendation* "please see me after class"
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i just saw myself handing her 5-6 pages of that in my head and thought itw as pretty funny
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high school owns.
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I LOVE COLLEGE -some human being whos famous now
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deviant. posted:i also seriously doubt that that's miss apple's vulva but w/e it's not. I'm pretty sure I've seen the full set and there's a whole bunch of pics with jizz in that swim suit, and variouis other under garments. decent set of pics iirc. tineye would probably deliver a pretty decent hit ratio. e: just checked, most of the results on tineye are rubbish. I'll see if i can find the set again. url fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Jun 1, 2010 |
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Jun 1, 2010 04:39
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oh poo poo high school ran out uh uh gently caress what do i do now *goes to college* phew safe for another four (or more!!!!!!) years
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MALCOLM XTREME posted:in the time it probably took someone to make this they could have written this entire 5-6 page Stalin paper i have due in 12 hours i realise you have an al aqsa tag but are you seriously suggesting this would take someone many hours of work
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Hammerite posted:i realise you have an al aqsa tag but are you seriously suggesting this would take someone many hours of work he could probably get it done faster but he'd rather be stallin' 
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Hammerite posted:i realise you have an al aqsa tag but are you seriously suggesting this would take someone many hours of work 
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its also based on a 600 page book i havent read
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 http://www.megarotic.com/?d=3K1D3AXP say what you what about anon, they know their porn better than tineye.
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LunixArchduke posted:he could probably get it done faster take your time, there's no point russian
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Rufo posted:take your time, there's no point russian it's always important to know where your essays are on the schedule
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Rufo posted:take your time, there's no point russian i hope the next generation of 3D TV is based on holodomor instead of using glasses
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Kirk posted:i hope the next generation of 3D TV is based on holodomor instead of using glasses  lol
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I'm sure if he works hard on the essay it'll become rad
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MALCOLM XTREME posted:its not going to take 12 hours but it might take a few hours because i don't write lovely papers i meant the ascii art, i was querying your suggestion that the ascii art would take hours. obviously writing a paper takes hours if you do it properly and don't gulag behind
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CaptainJuan posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Teledildonics.ogg Literally 15% of that recording is the licensing information.
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found the most worthwhile thing on wikipedia: 
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RZApublican posted:found the most worthwhile thing on wikipedia:  RZApublican posted:this is like the uncanny valley of smilies
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