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Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Trig Discipline posted:

spray paint cans work too

just make sure you use primer for the first couple of days

# ? Jun 2, 2010 02:50

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CalamityKate: Dec 4, 2004

Give your brother in law a complex about having to live with your parents
Clean real good with an enzyme based cleaner in your room so that the cat can't smell residual stink
Buy a doorknob lock with an actual key ~$10

# ? Jun 2, 2010 03:48

lifetime supply of Pocky: Aug 19, 2003

CalamityKate posted:

Buy a doorknob lock with an actual key ~$10

its like 4 screws and 5-15 minutes to swap out

# ? Jun 2, 2010 04:45

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

kill your sister. sleep with your brother-in-law.

# ? Jun 2, 2010 21:16

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

coconono posted:

kill your sister. sleep with your brother-in-law.

will report back with results

# ? Jun 2, 2010 22:43

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

also cats will only poo poo out in the open if they think they are the dominate being. they bury their poo poo to show submission and not upset their superiors

basically you need to start making GBS threads on the floor to show the cat whos boss

# ? Jun 3, 2010 00:01

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

krylex posted:

basically you need to start making GBS threads on the cat to show the cat whos boss

# ? Jun 3, 2010 00:07

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

have you tried doting it up? i would try doting it up.

# ? Jun 3, 2010 00:16

talk show ghost: Mar 2, 2006; by Ozma

rotor posted:

have you tried doting it up? i would try doting it up.

no don't do this, last time i did this horrible music started playing from all around me and i ended up having to ritually sacrifice the cat to make it stop

# ? Jun 3, 2010 00:39

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

dota?

# ? Jun 3, 2010 00:44

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

the difference is the colour of a tail

# ? Jun 3, 2010 00:45

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

does the cat sit in ventrilo?

# ? Jun 3, 2010 01:08

Floor is lava: May 14, 2007; Fallen Rib

seebs posted:

Actual content: Most cats can be rebooted. If you've ever had to deal with a cat who wanted to mess with something, they can be pretty persistant in trying to get at it after you hide it. Solution: Reboot the cat. Basically, you have to give it a handful of stimuli too fast for it to process them without forgetting what it was doing. For most cats I've had, that's about three things. My usual process: Pick the cat up, blow in its face, drop it (not like throwing it, just let it down pretty fast), then snap your fingers once on each side of its head.

If this works, the cat will just sit there for a few seconds, then maybe lick itself, and walk off. It will not go back to trying to do what it was doing. If it does, add another step to the process, and you'll probably have something that works for that cat. Most cats, it seems to be 3-4 items, though.

(This may not sound useful, but seriously, it has been a HUGE win for me.)

# ? Jun 3, 2010 13:48