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Lazareth
Dec 28, 2004
haha, i'm not an '05, take that!
What to do when you can't find parking in Beijing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvLu9Nfd_SU&feature=player_embedded! This girl is my hero.

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Haha, at the end they say, "but what are we gonna do now? Looks like maybe we should make our own. It's genius."

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

Boat posted:

I don't think I'd have been able to film that without laughing my rear end off.

↓ ↓ Wait, you can profit from YouTube hits? ↓ ↓

Yes, if you video gets a certain number of hits you get notified that its eligible for profit sharing from the ad clicks.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

kimbo305 posted:

Haha, at the end they say, "but what are we gonna do now? Looks like maybe we should make our own. It's genius."
I completely agree. That was amazing.

RealKyleH posted:

Yes, if you video gets a certain number of hits you get notified that its eligible for profit sharing from the ad clicks.
:hawaaaafap:

How did I not know this? I think I'll have to go do something totally stupid and tape it now...

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

Boat posted:

I completely agree. That was amazing.

:hawaaaafap:

How did I not know this? I think I'll have to go do something totally stupid and tape it now...

Hot tip, think about keywords for the title/keyword tags and make them relevant but general. Ive had quite a few videos get to that limit (its not that high) though I always decline because its required that you own the right to them and most of the things I upload are stuff I thought was neat and didn't wanna see lost.

MonkeyNutZ
Dec 26, 2008

"A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"
It's also not hits on the video but hits on the advertisements, the popup ads in the video and the square one to the right (not sure about the banner ad.)

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

MonkeyNutZ posted:

It's also not hits on the video but hits on the advertisements, the popup ads in the video and the square one to the right (not sure about the banner ad.)

I still find it kind of mind-boggling that people actually click on ads online. I've had adblock ever since I knew it existed, and the only ads I allow through/click on are the goon-purchased ones at the bottom of the forums, as they're pretty funny sometimes.

[/derail]

mutt2jeff
Oct 2, 2004
The one, the only....
Not youtube, but very much worth watching.

24 HOURS IN 19500 FRAMES
http://vimeo.com/11932030

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
This is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ8XxkqrhyM

destructo
Apr 29, 2006

Phone posted:

This is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ8XxkqrhyM
Gonna make a Miata video challenging Porsche

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Phone posted:

This is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ8XxkqrhyM

If I were Porsche I'd send a GT3 RS or something as ridiculous.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Phone posted:

This is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ8XxkqrhyM

I really enjoyed the way his shirt changed in every shot.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
The MazdaSpeed5 (Since when do they loving make that?) is doing the same back at Mini apparently.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

D C posted:

If I were Porsche I'd send a GT3 RS or something as ridiculous.

If I were Porsche, I wouldn't respond at all, since it's a blatant attempt at fame-whoring from a failing car company. Or, at least a car company that is desperately trying to maintain some kind of interest.

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD

meatpimp posted:

If I were Porsche, I wouldn't respond at all, since it's a blatant attempt at fame-whoring from a failing car company. Or, at least a car company that is desperately trying to maintain some kind of interest.

Last I heard mini's sales were way up. When did they start failing?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


D C posted:

If I were Porsche I'd send a GT3 RS or something as ridiculous.

They should send a Carrera GT.

"To even the odds, we sent a 'completely outdated' 6 year old design to compete against your brand new car :smug:"

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Jun 9, 2010

Blocko
Jul 12, 2008

Spoiler alert: Blood Ravens are actually Hiigarans who got sucked into the warp, were sent back in time to fight in WWII against the Panzer Elite, then stole a nazi time machine to go into the future and save mankind from an army of Lobster-Elephants and other impossible creatures.

Rated R.

meatpimp posted:

If I were Porsche, I wouldn't respond at all, since it's a blatant attempt at fame-whoring from a failing car company. Or, at least a car company that is desperately trying to maintain some kind of interest.

I think it's just mini trying to get in on the Audi vs. BMW style manufacturer rivalries.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

meatpimp posted:

If I were Porsche, I wouldn't respond at all, since it's a blatant attempt at fame-whoring from a failing car company. Or, at least a car company that is desperately trying to maintain some kind of interest.

What the gently caress are you smoking???? MIni is far from failing and they are selling plenty. It is also BMW owned and controlled.

And it would actually be an interesting challenge becayse they would send a JCW Cooper S. Those things are not slow

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.
It's a win-win for mini. Even if they lose, they get to say "only x seconds slower than a porsche and at half the cost." Either way it's a ton of advertising for the cost.

Porsche should show up with a Cayenne Turbo S.

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

Phone posted:

This is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ8XxkqrhyM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Ia37HNvt0

Related.

2:48 holy poo poo.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Cat Terrist posted:

What the gently caress are you smoking???? MIni is far from failing and they are selling plenty. It is also BMW owned and controlled.

And it would actually be an interesting challenge becayse they would send a JCW Cooper S. Those things are not slow

Eh, looks like their numbers are up a bit lately... I just see them as played out (built up bitterness from having to deal with their crappy cars and $600 discount part price for a loving power steering pump). This is a stupid ploy to get attention, though.

What could Porsche possibly have to gain by engaging in this? If they win, big deal, a Porsche beat a Mini. If they, in some twisted fashion, lose, they lost to a Mini. No gain anywhere.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

meatpimp posted:

This is a stupid ploy to get attention, though.

It's not stupid if it's already working.

Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000

kimbo305 posted:

It's not stupid if it's already working.

Here's the article from a few days ago on Jalopnik.

http://jalopnik.com/5557493/mini-challenges-porsche-to-a-race-porsche-considering-it

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Puddin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Ia37HNvt0

Related.

2:48 holy poo poo.

A lot of that was "holy poo poo."

What the hell were they still doing racing in that snow/sleet/whatever towards the end? It was just a cavalcade of F1 cars sliding into each other and off the track.

fishmech_1.1_RC
Jul 22, 2003

Boat posted:

A lot of that was "holy poo poo."

What the hell were they still doing racing in that snow/sleet/whatever towards the end? It was just a cavalcade of F1 cars sliding into each other and off the track.

The '07 European GP was hilarious. They red-flagged it shortly after a lot of those cars found their way into the gravel trap.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Blocko posted:

I think it's just mini trying to get in on the Audi vs. BMW style manufacturer rivalries.

It's just an extension of that rivalry now (Mini -> BMW, Porsche -> VW group)

james
Dec 2, 2002

Toucan Sam posted:

Here's the article from a few days ago on Jalopnik.

http://jalopnik.com/5557493/mini-challenges-porsche-to-a-race-porsche-considering-it

Por-shuh Refuses.

http://jalopnik.com/5560246/porsche-refuses-to-race-mini

But the video is neat.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

james posted:

Por-shuh Refuses.

http://jalopnik.com/5560246/porsche-refuses-to-race-mini

But the video is neat.

Oh nice burn by Porsche!

Sirveaux
Aug 26, 2004
<=>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-y93xaQjOc

MonkeyNutZ
Dec 26, 2008

"A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"
I see your silly 1,200hp Dodge and raise you a 17.6l NA aircooled 266hp V12 Tatra T813.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0TWy18EgVY

This one's a loving firetruck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMCe4S0kaIE

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMRMW1FXSHw

:911:

Hell yeah. Apparently this is airing in front of the US vs England match for the world cup.

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.
*Car breaks down because they spent all their money attempting to stifle competition.*

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

BigKOfJustice posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMRMW1FXSHw

:911:

Hell yeah. Apparently this is airing in front of the US vs England match for the world cup.

I love that more than I should.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I really do hope they pull out of this, Chrysler has a streak of anti-establishment in them that they could really capitalize on if they wanted to. Sadly, the suits probably won't let that happen.

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?

Matlock posted:

I love that more than I should.

What sends it over the top for me is the close up shot of George Washington gritting his teeth riding his chariot of doom towards the god drat redcoats. :black101:

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
wow, they got the composer of Ashokan Farewell to compose that ditty. That's digging deep.

Sirveaux
Aug 26, 2004
<=>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RX4THdaRc

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

See, stuff like this always makes me wonder if they'd actually gotten really lucky and this worked once before, or if they're just trying something insane off the cuff.

Not sure which is worse really.

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Phone posted:

This is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ8XxkqrhyM

Reading the posts on the Mini USA facebook site have lead me to a single conclusion: Mini owners are the most obnoxious people on the planet.

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Sponge!
Dec 22, 2004

SPORK!

Dave Inc. posted:

Reading the posts on the Mini USA facebook site have lead me to a single conclusion: Mini owners are the most obnoxious people on the planet.

Weeeeeelllll.... No, but they're a close second behind Mac users... :m10:

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