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Grand Fromage posted:She did seem a bit on the slow side, she couldn't follow any of Adam's jokes either. Comedians seem to be a highly intelligent bunch, is she actually a comedian?
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Kingsbury posted:this thread just makes me want to have anal sex and pass out If this is true you're going to go to jail, buddy!
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Omnicarus posted:Good Lord I hope none of you ever see Adam in person. I don't know if you could divert your eyes fast enough to prevent yourself from ejaculating in your trousers. That would be embarrassing.  I DON'T GET JOKES
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I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well. Edit: To further justify my attempt at making a joke, my previous joke that referenced Scooby-Doo2 seemed to go over rather well so I attempted to continue my streak and make another joke. I suppose I should consider my streak broken. 
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Jun 18, 2010 07:42
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Omnicarus posted:I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well. Nah we don't idolize him, we just don't take things as seriously as you, especially a celebrity's politics and opinions.
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Omnicarus posted:I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well. You gotta get out there and get your bitch spunk drunk!
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Omnicarus posted:I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well. 
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Omnicarus posted:I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well. Anderson, write that down wouldja? Go-ld-en ca-lf. You know what I always say Drew? It takes all kinds. It really does.
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Omnicarus posted:I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well. You have a small penis, you fag!
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CaptainViolence posted:This reminds me of an episode, probably from '02, or maybe even later '01, where Adam's having trouble getting a caller to follow along with the question and he blurts out, "What are you, retarded?" Turned out the guy had autism of some sort, and Adam just kind of awkwardly apologized and joked a little about how the one time he asked that it turned out terribly and now he looked like a monster. I can't remember ever hearing him that uncomfortable on the show. I'm not sure if it's the same one, but I remember an episode with some caller who was definitely out of it, a bit slow-spoken, they started making some light jokes about it. Anderson started playing the banjo music, then the caller made mention that he was hit by a car and had some issues. Drew and Adam started going back and forth trying to ask the guy if he had some physical damage from it, or if he was just out of it because of the drugs he was on for it. They eventually figure out that he had brain damage from his car accident, was on a lot of drugs afterwards, and that was why he had problems. I forget the original purpose of his call, but I remember it being very incoherent. Also, I remember after the call, Adam said "Anderson, I will see you in hell, my friend".
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Rack posted:I'm not sure if it's the same one, but I remember an episode with some caller who was definitely out of it, a bit slow-spoken, they started making some light jokes about it. Anderson started playing the banjo music, then the caller made mention that he was hit by a car and had some issues. Drew and Adam started going back and forth trying to ask the guy if he had some physical damage from it, or if he was just out of it because of the drugs he was on for it. They eventually figure out that he had brain damage from his car accident, was on a lot of drugs afterwards, and that was why he had problems. I forget the original purpose of his call, but I remember it being very incoherent. I am almost sure it was a woman. It was during the week Bruce co-hosted. Same scenario you describe but eventually she mentions a car accident and Adam goes silent... "Hold on, if it turns out she has brain damage from this car accident I will see you in hell Anderson." "Sweetie, did you receive any brain damage from the accident?" "Yeah" "Alright Bruce, I have to go to hell. They're waiting for me, you do the show until my contract is up. Work out who gets my cars and whatnot, I don't know I gotta go." Judakel fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Jun 18, 2010 |
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Omnicarus posted:I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well. You had to have laser on your faggoty self!
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Rack posted:I'm not sure if it's the same one, but I remember an episode with some caller who was definitely out of it, a bit slow-spoken, they started making some light jokes about it. Anderson started playing the banjo music, then the caller made mention that he was hit by a car and had some issues. Drew and Adam started going back and forth trying to ask the guy if he had some physical damage from it, or if he was just out of it because of the drugs he was on for it. They eventually figure out that he had brain damage from his car accident, was on a lot of drugs afterwards, and that was why he had problems. I forget the original purpose of his call, but I remember it being very incoherent. My favorite wtf caller moment was when they were talking to some bumpkin sounding guy from a southern state and he said he was going to college, Adam made fun of him and said "for what?" "Oh, I'm studying Russian literature." *Esai Morales starts speaking Russian* *caller speaks Russian and never skips a beat* I've never heard Drew and Adam both so surprised, both with Esai and the caller.
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Alright, just got done normalizing all the audio fro the stream. I'll re-upload it over the weekend, so there may be some glitches or downtime with the stream in the meantime.
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Whitey Ford posted:Is Natasha Leggero mentally disabled or is this a character she's playing? It's basically a character. Leggero is pretty drat sharp. And a damned fine comedian.
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'I'm a comedian!' 'Wow that's really cool what's your best act?' 'Racist.' YEAH BUT STILL
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Does anyone recall Adam's hierarchy of guys on the construction site? Roofers and metal workers were down there, carpenters like Adam were somewhere in the middle. I don't recall the rest but its pretty extensive and parts of it frequently mentioned.
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WEH posted:'I'm a comedian!' In other words, a Carlos Mencia clone.
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Omnicarus posted:I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well. The most interesting thing about this entire post is that I thought you said "steak" instead of "streak" at the end. After I re-read it and found out you weren't talking about steak I realized it was just a bunch of inane blabbering.
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Omnicarus posted:I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well. This is horrible unfunny effortposting just shut the hell up.
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Strange Matter posted:Violent J is simultaneously the best and worst guest ever. Pennywise vomits on air, chases people around trying to vomit on them, and... well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdAkEdczikw
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In order to save this thread... Hack will have to become.... A RAPIST
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Listen, Will, haven't you said to your friends...'Oh, she's a waffle crapper.'
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BinaryW00kie posted:Listen, Will, haven't you said to your friends...'Oh, she's a waffle crapper.' I remember when the wafflecrappers were flying over my village. Magnificent Quiver posted:This is horrible unfunny effortposting just shut the hell up. Effortposting is the most retarded term ever. Shut the hell up right after Omnicarus does.
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Omnicarus posted:I only meant that some people in this thread seem to worship Adam, like a golden calf1 if you will. While they themselves lead continue their normal lives, they idolize Adam Carolla as an average man's avenue to straight forward, and occasionally crude, humor dealing with current events. This led me to put forward an idea that if they saw Adam in person they would experience a sudden sexualization of their idolization and respond by ejaculating/orgasming before they could control themselves. Since this is generally frowned upon by society, it would be embarrassing. I thought this would be funny since it was both a semi-hostile comeback to what I perceived as insults and incorporated the crude humor typically seen on the show. I am sorry if it did not translate well.
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TomSellek posted:Take 800 units of vitamin E and see if that doesn't sort things out for ya. NEXT CALLER Remember, that's not orally. You need to put those vitamin e capsules directly into the urethra to make it effective.
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This is my favorite Loveline episode of all time. I was listening to this one live. Great memories. I recorded it on my mini tape recorder at the time and used to repeat the show over and over.
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I'll be one of the goons to say that I worship Adam for his improvisational skills. Was Comedy Central so scared of Adam's trap that they had him reading off cards on The Man Show? It's like Adam was castrated, with only the ability to mock audience members and do those man on the street bits (which were always awesome).
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Say what you will about his politics and whatnot, but you can't question his improv genius. My favorite bit on the Man Show was him playing the psychic and loving with passerby.
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Judakel posted:I remember when the wafflecrappers were flying over my village. This was my favorite Loveline conversation ever, pretty much. Will Arnett is a god and he needs to come on the podcast.
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I'd forgotten about this rant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAax2yYgx3c
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Whitey Ford posted:Is Natasha Leggero mentally disabled or is this a character she's playing? Like I've always said: Margaret Cho is one of the top five Korean lesbian comics currently working the Los Angeles scene. Natasha Leggero is actually really good (and quite attractive) when she co-hosted the Tomorrow Show (a weekly show in Hollywood hosted by Ron Lynch). I also just found out she played Rita the Drunk on the Joe Schmo Show.
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Theres a whole era from like 99 to 2001 where Drew is convinced every single violent action is caused by speed. Its amazing. Drew: "Is he on speed?" Caller: "Of course not." Drew: "Are you absolutely positive?" Caller: "Yes. Absolutely" Drew: "Eh...I dunno..."
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Judakel posted:I remember when the wafflecrappers were flying over my village. Go ahead and put a yellow star on me for saying words you don't like buddy
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