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Ruckby
Aug 25, 2009

Deuce posted:

...it doesn't appear to be on the actual site? :confused:

edit: found it under a totally different title.
One of you guys should probably link it so that the rest of us don't have to browse through Fox Nation.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Ruckby posted:

One of you guys should probably link it so that the rest of us don't have to browse through Fox Nation.
I'm guessing that the point is that it's been removed.

Gripen5
Nov 3, 2003

'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.

The Ugly Duchess posted:

Easy: you get a fake Social Security card!

The problem with that is that if you get a real job with your fake SSN, a portion of your salary goes to Social Security and you can never touch that money. (I guess you could say that at least some illegal immigrants do pay taxes after all. :smug:)

I think this was posted just a few pages back, but:

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/05/business/05immigration.html

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I made 50,000 with a kid a few years ago and my effective federal tax rate was like 12% or something. So that chain email is full of poo poo.

This part as particularly disingenuous:

quote:


Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and
Local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year.

I'd like to think even a far right xenophobe would realize that is a lie.

euphronius fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Jun 21, 2010

Gripen5
Nov 3, 2003

'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.

euphronius posted:

I made 50,000 with a kid a few years ago and my effective federal tax rate was like 12% or something. So that chain email is full of poo poo.

I made about $52k last year with no dependents and the standard deduction and I paid an effective federal rate of about 18%. Paying 40% is god drat retarded.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
These people must read about when they take half of your lotto money when you win 200 million bux and think the same applies to everyone.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Gripen5 posted:

I made about $52k last year with no dependents and the standard deduction and I paid an effective federal rate of about 18%. Paying 40% is god drat retarded.

I suppose state plus local could push it to 20%. For example, the Glorious City and Commune of Philadelphia takes a cool 4.xx% out of your paycheck.

Siroc
Oct 10, 2004

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
I got an e-mail from a relative with this link in it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qv_zjGTs9E&feature=player_embedded

The email was entitled: FW: Fw: FW: FW: Obama Gives Major Swath of Arizona Back to Mexico

Five seconds of research revealed this and I sent it back:

From http://www.fws.gov/southwest/refuges/arizona/buenosaires/

June 2010
Recently there were reports in the news stating that the Buenos Aries National Wildlife Refuge was closed. This information is not correct. In early 2006, a small section of land (about 3% of the refuge) along the border was closed to visitation. However, no new restrictions are in place and the majority of the refuge remains open. Today, we are seeing a decline in violent activity in the southern most area thanks to ongoing cooperation between the US Fish and Wildlife Service and US Customs and Border Protection. The Refuge will reopen the lands along the border at such time that it is determined to be safe for visitors.

I went on to explain how the youtube video's title and e-mail title was extremely misleading. The Fox News anchor seems to say the area was just NOW closed. Sigh.

Edit: And I sent them this nice page, but its a biased blog, so its irrelevant to them: http://mediamatters.org/blog/201006160058

Siroc fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Jun 21, 2010

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

euphronius posted:

I made 50,000 with a kid a few years ago and my effective federal tax rate was like 12% or something. So that chain email is full of poo poo.

This part as particularly disingenuous:


I'd like to think even a far right xenophobe would realize that is a lie.

When I was just starting to lean left in my politics in high school, I took a road trip with some members of my fairly-to-very-conservative family. At some point, I think as part of my reasoning for why Bush was an awful President, I said something to the effect of "even Canada's health care system is better than ours; at least everyone gets covered." I was pretty harshly put down with the response that the American poor can easily have their health taken care of by just stiffing the emergency room.

My family member is an ER doctor. :sigh:

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Mornacale posted:

My family member is an ER doctor. :sigh:

My father was an ER doctor and spent many a car ride home telling me how evil the democrats are, how they love communism, how they want me to be poor like everyone else, etc.

I love my dad, but I can't talk politics with him.

UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)

Mornacale posted:

I took a road trip with some members of my fairly-to-very-conservative family.

Just had a relatively short 1.5 hour road trip with my conservative dad. Apparently, racial profiling is good because it's mostly muslims that are terrorists, so we should put harsher measure on all of them to make sure no more terrorist attacks happen. This was, oddly enough, the argument used to support the Arizona bill.

Additionally, gays are wrong because their behavior is unnatural and leads to the extinction of a species because of their inability to reproduce. You see, a man and a women have parts that go together naturally, while two men do not. :science:

I could not rebut these statements, as doing so would be like trying to stop a freight train of lunacy with a sheet of drywall.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
The best part is my dad tells me I'll have the same exact views once I get older, how I don't want the goddamn liberals taking my paycheck to give to welfare queens who don't work 2% as hard as I do, etc.

All my friends are also conservative and everyone I know hates Obama. And I live in the most liberal part of my state.

UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)

crime fighting hog posted:

The best part is my dad tells me I'll have the same exact views once I get older

This is the phrase that all older conservative (mostly my dad) use that will never fail to make me angry. It's such a cop out. "Oh, my opinion is correct by virtue of you not having enough 'life experience' to form a 'correct' opinion."

Apparently the older you get, the more selfish, ignorant, and racist you get, I suppose.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

UltraPenguinX posted:

Apparently the older you get, the more selfish, ignorant, and racist you get, I suppose.

I can believe that though.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Yep because generally the older you get the more irrationally scared of things you get. They act like it's normal, but capitulating to those fears is not a good thing.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

crime fighting hog posted:

The best part is my dad tells me I'll have the same exact views once I get older, how I don't want the goddamn liberals taking my paycheck to give to welfare queens who don't work 2% as hard as I do, etc.

All my friends are also conservative and everyone I know hates Obama. And I live in the most liberal part of my state.


Winston Churchill once allegedly said, "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

It's bullshit, of course, but I've seen it used a lot to marginalize young voters who are "too idealistic."

UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)

Naet posted:

It's bullshit, of course, but I've seen it used a lot to marginalize young voters who are "too idealistic."

I wish that "idealistic" wasn't a negative buzzword like "communism" and "muslim" nowadays... :(

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

UltraPenguinX posted:

This is the phrase that all older conservative (mostly my dad) use that will never fail to make me angry. It's such a cop out. "Oh, my opinion is correct by virtue of you not having enough 'life experience' to form a 'correct' opinion."

Apparently the older you get, the more selfish, ignorant, and racist you get, I suppose.

Being older (51), my political orientation really hasn't changed since I was 5 years old. I've gotten more pragmatic as I've aged, as I've learned how the system works and what is possible (and what is not).

I think what's really at work is that as you get older, you start not to give a poo poo what anyone thinks of your opinions any more. Superficial attitudes affected for social reasons gradually fall away, and you start to see the person as they've always been. Sometimes it's not pretty.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Naet posted:

Winston Churchill once allegedly said, "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

It's bullshit, of course, but I've seen it used a lot to marginalize young voters who are "too idealistic."

Of course it's bullshit - not least because the British definitions of Liberal and Conservative (both names of political parties) were very different from how they're used in the US these days... and particularly given that he first entered Parliament as a Conservative aged 26 and swapped to the Liberal party aged 30.

(I've also seen the quote attributed to P.J. O'Rourke which would at least fit with the way his politics changed as he got older (and in his own words the single biggest factor driving him to the Republicans and then the Libertarians was seeing the deductions on his first pay cheque, which is the other real reason people tend to get more right-wing as they get older).

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Of course it's bullshit - not least because the British definitions of Liberal and Conservative (both names of political parties) were very different from how they're used in the US these days... and particularly given that he first entered Parliament as a Conservative aged 26 and swapped to the Liberal party aged 30.

(I've also seen the quote attributed to P.J. O'Rourke which would at least fit with the way his politics changed as he got older (and in his own words the single biggest factor driving him to the Republicans and then the Libertarians was seeing the deductions on his first pay cheque, which is the other real reason people tend to get more right-wing as they get older).
Almost anything funny related to conservatives is attributed to P.J. at some point. The original quote was said by François Guizot.

quote:

Guizot is famous as the originator of the quote "Not to be a republican at 20 is proof of want of heart; to be one at 30 is proof of want of head"[1]. This quote has been reworked many times, especially in reference to socialism and liberalism. It has been borrowed by or attributed to many notable figures who lived after Guizot, including Winston Churchill, George Bernard Shaw, Benjamin Disraeli, Georges Clemenceau, Otto von Bismarck, Aristide Briand, Woodrow Wilson, David Lloyd George, Wendell Willkie, William J. Casey, and others.
So next time someone says this, tell them they're quoting a Frenchman

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Of course it's bullshit - not least because the British definitions of Liberal and Conservative (both names of political parties) were very different from how they're used in the US these days... and particularly given that he first entered Parliament as a Conservative aged 26 and swapped to the Liberal party aged 30.

(I've also seen the quote attributed to P.J. O'Rourke which would at least fit with the way his politics changed as he got older (and in his own words the single biggest factor driving him to the Republicans and then the Libertarians was seeing the deductions on his first pay cheque, which is the other real reason people tend to get more right-wing as they get older).


Winston Churchill is the originator of any and every quasifamous quote. I, uh, read it in an e-mail.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Doomclown posted:

Well there are also sales taxes, payroll taxes, fuel taxes, and so on, although that still probably doesn't add up to 40%30% of his salary.

Even giving them that benefit (and payroll taxes shouldn't be even considered) would be also pointing out that somehow the illegal immigrant doesn't have to pay any of them. He must have found that magical black market that charges the same price as the stores.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Naet posted:

Winston Churchill is the originator of any and every quasifamous quote. I, uh, read it in an e-mail.

Apart from the ones wrote by P.J. O'Rourke, and, er, Bill Cosby of course.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

UltraPenguinX posted:

This is the phrase that all older conservative (mostly my dad) use that will never fail to make me angry. It's such a cop out. "Oh, my opinion is correct by virtue of you not having enough 'life experience' to form a 'correct' opinion."

Apparently the older you get, the more selfish, ignorant, and racist you get, I suppose.

It's especially good when it comes right on the heels of "well, I don't really pay attention to politics, so I can't really give reasons for my belief. But I'm not going to change it."

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

UltraPenguinX posted:

Apparently the older you get, the more selfish, ignorant, and racist you get, I suppose.

Yeah, that's crazy, really. My own dad, for example used to be hugely into the progressive culture that was common in the 70s and 80s in germany. He went to protests regularly and even was with the communist party at times.

Today, he is still somewhat liberal on social matters, yet regularly votes the diehard capitalist party FDP.

Well, at least he doesn't give me any flak for voting left, since he probably understands that quite well :shobon:

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Apart from the ones wrote by P.J. O'Rourke, and, er, Bill Cosby of course.

Don't forget Mark Twain and Ben Franklin!

Edit: I think the whole "you'll become a conservative when you're older" meme is popular among boomers because that's what happened to so many of them. I believe this shift in attitude was a product of their particular youth culture, and it doesn't have all that much bearing on our own intellectual development. Speaking for myself, I'm pretty sure I'll always be a liberal because I've always been sensitive to the plight of the underdog - that trait has always been such a huge part of my character that I don't think social pressures will have much of an impact on it.

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Jun 22, 2010

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Sup Jon Voight....still crazy?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/jun/22/dear-mr-president-jon-voight/


Ahh..yep.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Jon Voight posted:

You will be the first American president that lied to the Jewish people, and the American people as well

Oh Jon Voight, you silly, naive man.:allears:

Fun History Fact! During WWII, the Roosevelt administration suppressed reports about Nazi atrocities against the Jews!

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

BonoMan posted:

Sup Jon Voight....still crazy?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/jun/22/dear-mr-president-jon-voight/


Ahh..yep.

My favorite part? The random passage where he rails against illegal immigrants in a letter that's otherwise all about Israel.

"Jews are responsible for everything good in this world. Meanwhile, you support those DIRTY MEXICANS who haven't done a goddamned thing.

Yours in Christ,
Jon Voight"

handbags at dawn
Mar 8, 2007
I guess I finally got on someone's fwd list thanks to Words with Friends, of all things:

Written by a 82 year old very wise tea party lady. She gives us a whole new slant on the job Obama is doing:
 
That is right - I will say it "(THANK GOD FOR THE PRESIDENT)."
 
1. He destroyed the Clinton Political Machine - Driving a stake thru the heart of Hillary's Presidential aspirations -something that no Republican was never able to do. Remember when a Hillary Presidency scared the daylights out of you!
2. He killed off the Kennedy Dynasty - No more Kennedy's trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. American women and Freedom are safer tonight!
3. He is destroying the Democratic Party before our eyes!
Dennis Moore had never lost a race - quit
Evan Bayh had never lost a race - quit
Byron Dorgan had never lost a race - quit
Harry Reid - soon to be GONE
These are just a handful of the Democrats whose political careers Obama has destroyed! By the end of 2010 dozens more will be gone.
In December of 2008 the Democrats were on the rise. In the last two election cycles they had picked up 14 senate seats and 52 house seats. The press was touting the death of the Conservative Movement and the Republican Party. In just one year, Obama put a stop to all of this and will probably give the house, if not the senate back to the Republicans.
4. He has completely exposed liberals and progressives for what they are. Every Generation seems to need to relearnthe lesson on why they should never actually put liberals in charge. He is bringing home the lesson very well.
Liberals tax, borrow and spend - check
Liberals won't bring themselves to protect America - check
Liberals want to take over the economy - check
Liberals think they know what is best for everyone - check
Liberals aren't happy till they are running YOUR life - check
5. He has brought more Americans back to conservatism than anyone since Reagan. In one year he has rejuvenated the Conservative movement and brought out to the streets millions of Freedom Loving Americans.
Name me one other time in your life that you saw your friends and neighbors this interested in taking back America!
6. His leadership has sparked the greatest period of sales of firearms and ammunition this country has seen. Law abiding citizens have rallied and have provided a "stimulus" to the sporting goods field while other industries have failed, faded or moved offshore.
7. In all honesty one year ago I was more afraid than I have been in my life. Not of the economy but of the direction our country was going. I thought Americans had forgotten what this country was all about. My neighbors, friends and strangers proved to me that my lack of confidence of the Greatness and Wisdom of the American people was flat wrong.
8. When the American People wake up no smooth talking teleprompter reader can fool them!
Barack Obama woke up these Great Americans! Again I want to say Thank You Barack Obama! This is exactly the kind of hope and change we desperately needed

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
My response to that would be that giant 40000 pixel advertisement that lists every horrible buzzword that was associated with the Bush Administration.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

the posted:

My response to that would be that giant 40000 pixel advertisement that lists every horrible buzzword that was associated with the Bush Administration.

I'd like to see this actually.

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001

by Ozmaugh

crime fighting hog posted:

The best part is my dad tells me I'll have the same exact views once I get older, how I don't want the goddamn liberals taking my paycheck to give to welfare queens who don't work 2% as hard as I do, etc.


Oh yeah, I hear that one a lot. My dad and his borderline mentally retarded girlfriend were saying that black people should be happy slavery existed, as they'd be stuck in lovely Africa otherwise, and we all know Africa is so lovely because of all the black people there. It has nothing to do with colonialism or anything like that. Apparently I still haven't started "working" enough even though I'm nearly 30 years old and have been working for the majority of my life.

My dad also pulled out the "there are black people, and there are niggers" line, and that southern black people are all nice and respectful. His girlfriend backed him up and said she knows since she lived in Alabama. I then accused them of being racist, and she then rebuts that her second cousin's step grandchild or some poo poo is half black or something. Yeah, that definitely means you can't be racist.

I don't really think my dad is racist, but I think he says whatever he thinks will impress his stupid girlfriend. I hate her!

UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)

handbags at dawn posted:

No more Kennedy's trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. American women and Freedom are safer tonight!

Liberals tax, borrow and spend - check
Liberals won't bring themselves to protect America - check
Liberals want to take over the economy - check
Liberals think they know what is best for everyone - check
Liberals aren't happy till they are running YOUR life - check


When the American People wake up no smooth talking teleprompter reader can fool them!

Sorry, I have to type this at another computer because I threw my monitor across the office in an act of unbridled rage.

Problem with the first thing I quoted: I don't actually recall Ted Kennedy doing this? Maybe the author should look at what the "good ol' boys" are doing behind closed doors?

Second: The following can also be altered slightly to reflect conservatives...
Conservatives tax, borrowspend, cut taxes for the rich, and spend - check
Conservatives won't bring themselves to protect Americatry to protect America by shooting brown people - check
(luckily these last ones don't need changing!)
Conservatives want to take over the economy - check
Conservatives think they know what is best for everyone - check
Conservatives aren't happy till they are running YOUR life - check

Third: you don't even deserve to have this point argued you ignorant retarded manatee.


Also, I don't think this article is written by an 82 year old...

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

UltraPenguinX posted:

Problem with the first thing I quoted: I don't actually recall Ted Kennedy doing this?

I believe it's a reference to Chappaquiddick.

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001

by Ozmaugh

crime fighting hog posted:

I believe it's a reference to Chappaquiddick.

Of course it is. I'm not a conservative or anything, but anybody defending that entire incident is letting their bias get in the way of clear thinking.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
It's funny because the Kennedy dynasty is literally getting killed off. What a great word choice.

It is so hard to remember that conservatives are actually not (all) monsters.

Revdomezehis
Jul 26, 2003
OMG a Moose!
So going back to that Joe Legal vs. Jose Illegal mail, I just wanted to say something.

No wonder all the Mexicans come across illegally. I'm an American and I'd love a job that paid $15 an hour under the table. Shame that in reality an illegal getting paid under the table is far more likely to get $5 an hour if he's lucky, with bonus threats to call INS if he asks for more money.

ManoliIsFat
Oct 4, 2002

I really don't think that's true. Everyone's got a stereotype of a Mexican strawberry picker making $2 and hour, but I'm pretty even those jobs are over minimum wage. Employers work them an illegal amount of hours and days, but we have to be talking about the reality of their hardship, not some caricature. I'm not in school anymore, so I can't do a quick search myself, but I can't imagine there's not a bunch of studies on this.

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the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

crime fighting hog posted:

I'd like to see this actually.

I wish I could find it (anyone?). It was some graphic design piece created by someone that just listed every word that was associated with that presidency.

It was like:

IRAQ
KATRINA
ABRAMOFF
DO NOT RECALL

etc. and it went on forever

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