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chesh posted:If only getting any sort of social service assistance was as simple as these people make it out to be. A friend of mine recently lost his job and I was kind of mortified to learn that he can't get unemployment for 5 to 8 weeks after his termination. Yeah the myth of the welfare queen is one of the most perturbing ones in the Conservative mythology. None of them have ever seen one but they totally exist you guys!!!
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 03:40 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 07:03 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah the myth of the welfare queen is one of the most perturbing ones in the Conservative mythology. None of them have ever seen one but they totally exist you guys!!! Conservation of memes. I ran across someone in around 2005 going through the litany of how the poor in the US weren't really poor. I stopped him when he said colour TVs and forced him to admit he was just spouting off verbatim a conservative line that was 25 years old. It would be less embarrassing losing politically to conservatives if they ever updated their rhetoric.
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 03:59 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah the myth of the welfare queen is one of the most perturbing ones in the Conservative mythology. None of them have ever seen one but they totally exist you guys!!! Part of it is because there are people who do abuse the system and what happens is people see them receiving thousands of dollars in checks they feel they shouldn't be getting and then think that all of a sudden they're cashing thousand dollar checks every other day or something. People getting 5 thousand dollars a year they probably shouldn't be getting DOES suck, but that's not a lot money to really do anything with in the long run.
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 05:12 |
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Subject: Can you believe this? The angel of he Lord encamps around those who fear Him and He delivers them. The righteous cry out and the Lord hears them; He delivers them from all their troubles. Ps. 34: 7 and 17 THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS STATEMENT EVER MADE BY A PUBLIC OFFICIAL, LET ALONE BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. AND THIS GUY IS OUR "COMMANDER IN CHIEF". HERE IS HIS RESPONSE WHEN HE BACKED OFF FROM HIS DECISION TO REQUIRE THE MILITARY PAY FOR THEIR WAR INJURIES. Bad press, including major mockery of the plan by comedian Jon Stewart, led to President Obama abandoning his proposal to require veterans carry private health insurance to cover the estimated $540 million annual cost to the federal government of treatment for injuries to military personnel received during their tours on active duty. The President admitted that he was puzzled by the magnitude of the opposition to his proposal. "Look, it's an all volunteer force," Obama complained. "Nobodymade these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice? It doesn't compute.." "I thought these were people who were proud to sacrifice for their country, "Obama continued. "I wasn't asking for blood, just money. With the country facing the worst financial crisis in its history, I'd have thought that the patriotic thing to do would be to try to help reduce the nation's deficit. I guess I underestimated the selfishness of some of my fellow Americans." Please pass this on to every vet and their families whom you know. REMEMBER THIS STATEMENT... "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice?" If this jerk thinks he will ever get another vote from anyone who is or has been associated with the military service he's nuts.. If you or a family member is serving or has served their country, please send this to them. I'm guessing that everyone, other than the 20-25 percent hardcore liberals in the US , will agree that this is another example of why Obama is the worst president in American history. Remind everyone over-and-over how this man thinks, while he bows to the Saudi Arabian king. http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/veteranshealth.asp tl;dr version: conservative reads another conservatives satire and thinks its God's honest truth. Fires up the old internets to send me an email. I do not know when some one injected the psalm into the chain but it adds a touch of class to the whole thing.
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 05:25 |
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BonoMan posted:Part of it is because there are people who do abuse the system and what happens is people see them receiving thousands of dollars in checks they feel they shouldn't be getting and then think that all of a sudden they're cashing thousand dollar checks every other day or something. People getting 5 thousand dollars a year they probably shouldn't be getting DOES suck, but that's not a lot money to really do anything with in the long run. Oh yeah I didn't mean to imply it literally never happens. I mean I know someone for example I don't think should be getting checks because due to a loophole he gets more than I ever do at a part time job. He lives with his parents and doesn't pay rent and never even tries to find a job for 2 years because he keeps getting free money so he kinda personifies the stereotype of what conservatives fear (except that he's white). That said I don't get angry about MY TAX DOLLARS because it's a really minor amount in the scheme of other bullshit the government spends it on and it's not the norm. You don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Dameius posted:
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 08:53 |
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There's only one person who I receive these e-mails from and I've noticed a trend among all of them. They seem to adopt one of three attitudes - frothing at the mouth angry, smugly pointing out the extreme right wing (white race) superiority, or this last one, which I really enjoy the most, where they adopt this 'scientific grandpa' personality. The "Well if you want your country to go to hell, I guess that's your business........" type. Anyway:quote:In God We Trust
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 13:28 |
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Sir Plus posted:There's only one person who I receive these e-mails from and I've noticed a trend among all of them. They seem to adopt one of three attitudes - frothing at the mouth angry, smugly pointing out the extreme right wing (white race) superiority, or this last one, which I really enjoy the most, where they adopt this 'scientific grandpa' personality. The "Well if you want your country to go to hell, I guess that's your business........" type. Anyway: I find it interesting when they cite a real person as the author who can easily be checked out. The Hamline professor has disavowed this, plus the email actually uses election numbers from the 2004 presidential election with "Obama" and "McCain" obviously cut/pasted in. Even though they wouldn't care, if someone sent me this poo poo, I'd reply all with the 2004 and 2008 election data complete with links and make fun of them for recycling a several year old email and being too lazy to even put in new data (although the 2008 data is bad enough for Republicans in terms of states and everything else that it totally doesn't fit the rest of the content). Also, how do the wingnut false attributers pick the person they want to say wrote the email? Just go to a list of university websites and pick someone from the history or polisci department and stick their name there? What the hell is the thought process there? Obviously they know their primary audience will "believe" the content (especially if the email is bolstered by pics of Obama looking smug) and never check it out, so they're safe there.
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 15:34 |
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Zwabu posted:I find it interesting when they cite a real person as the author who can easily be checked out. The Hamline professor has disavowed this, plus the email actually uses election numbers from the 2004 presidential election with "Obama" and "McCain" obviously cut/pasted in. I always think about responding to the e-mails but then I worry that I'll be taken out of their address book and won't receive any more hilarious chain letters.
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 15:52 |
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Zwabu posted:I find it interesting when they cite a real person as the author who can easily be checked out. The Hamline professor has disavowed this, plus the email actually uses election numbers from the 2004 presidential election with "Obama" and "McCain" obviously cut/pasted in. That, and apparently the US only has 48 states.
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 15:52 |
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Isn't that the one that was copy/pasted from 2000 anyway?
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 16:13 |
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Arglebargle III posted:Isn't that the one that was copy/pasted from 2000 anyway? Possibly. But it's clearly not from 2008.
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 16:46 |
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Arglebargle III posted:Isn't that the one that was copy/pasted from 2000 anyway? It is. The one I got from my Dad (by way of my uncles idiot girlfriend) was the same email, but with Gore, Kerry and Obama all in the same email. They stopped sending me their right wing email craziness after I pointed that out.
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# ? Jun 26, 2010 18:48 |
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Here's the Snopes for the original email, and yes it is from 2000. http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/athenian.asp
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# ? Jun 27, 2010 03:48 |
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Why does it matter who won more uninhabited land anyway? Obama won the electoral college and popular vote so there is literally no argument to be had there.
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# ? Jun 27, 2010 14:08 |
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MOLLUSC posted:Why does it matter who won more uninhabited land anyway? Obama won the electoral college and popular vote so there is literally no argument to be had there. Yeah, but don't you see, they were all welfare queens and murderers! Not hardworking landowners like our founding fathers intended.
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# ? Jun 27, 2010 14:12 |
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It means we can no longer trust the people to vote anymore. I vote we go for a totalitarian dictatorship.
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# ? Jun 27, 2010 16:50 |
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Recently got this:quote:AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO TAKES TIME TO VIEW THIS. Watch a bit of that video. I'm not even anymore, and I really, strongly disagree with the link, and can't stand Israel for personal reasons. One of my best friends is a Syrian national, for crying out loud. Stop sending me Zionist propaganda!
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# ? Jun 27, 2010 18:00 |
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I hope Robert Dougan sues the maker of that video.
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# ? Jun 28, 2010 19:18 |
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Oh hey, an e-mail from mom. Oh shquote:okay, i really don't care what political party you "lean toward" and/or how YOU feel the situation described in the YOUTUBE vid coming up.....
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# ? Jun 28, 2010 20:49 |
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Oh god the ellipses! What is with the ellipses! This is my favorite part quote:yeah, there was ALREADY a mosque in the 60s in NYC... very alarming, yes? Muslim invasion!
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# ? Jun 28, 2010 20:53 |
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Childlike Empress posted:Oh hey, an e-mail from mom. Oh sh You might want to tell your mom that the Muslim conquest of Indonesia took place in the 12th century. Those darn Muslims sure were smart and prescient to know that they'd have to wait 900 years to have a chance to invade North America.
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# ? Jun 28, 2010 20:58 |
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Childlike Empress posted:Oh hey, an e-mail from mom. Oh sh holy poo poo
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# ? Jun 28, 2010 21:00 |
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crime fighting hog posted:holy poo poo My wife has grown smart over the years, and strongly encourages me to keep my communications and visits with mom to a minimum.
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# ? Jun 28, 2010 21:10 |
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How could you study Islam and not know it's an Abrahamic religion
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# ? Jun 28, 2010 22:20 |
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Dameius posted:Regarding the real issue as described by Snopes, I don't understand why you'd decry the proposal as "politically tone-deaf" unless you just mean to actually acknowledge that insurance companies are unscrupulous motherfuckers who would respond by giving wounded veterans the shaft. But I'm more concerned about what's being knit in that little picture. Twin strands of DNA flanking tire tracks?
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 00:32 |
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That is an amazing amount of crazy, CE. I don't know why, but her instance that "Koran" is not an Arabic word stands out to be the most. Where does she think it comes from? Finnish?
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 03:02 |
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Brennanite posted:That is an amazing amount of crazy, CE. I don't know why, but her instance that "Koran" is not an Arabic word stands out to be the most. Where does she think it comes from? Finnish? I think she means she doesn't want to spell it out as "Qur'an." I wish I knew what happened to my Qur'an. I had a really nice one I got for free but it vanished when I moved, I think one of my roommates might have taken it.
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 04:06 |
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I think y'all have covered most of it, but this:quote:ANYWAY (i digress, sorry); Really pissed me off. If you type out 'I Digress,' than why the gently caress don't you just change or take out what you digressed on?
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 04:12 |
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Why does it matter at all how you spell a transliteration?
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 05:32 |
euphronius posted:Oh god the ellipses! What is with the ellipses! Would it blow her mind to find out that the first mosque in the US was built in 1934 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa?
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 06:38 |
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I swear that my stepdad signs me up to this gun rights mailing lists as a giant troll effort:quote:Supreme Court Strikes Down Chicago Gun Ban There were about 20 "give us money" links I removed.
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 07:13 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:Why does it matter at all how you spell a transliteration? I don't think most people who send these really know what the difference is between a transliteration and a translation.
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 07:19 |
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Childlike Empress posted:The amazing thing is that she actually talks like this too. You should print out that email, correct it in red pen, and snail-mail it back to her. Include a letter thanking her for thinking of you, but warning that future stream-of-consciousness emails will be disregarded because they make her sound like a howling crazy person. You may want to append this fun fact as a post-script: many Christians believe that their religion supersedes Judaism. Clearly, we Christians are out to destroy Israel! Now for content (sort of): I'm not "fortunate" enough to get email forwards from my family, but my dad is a fiscal conservative and he says some crazy stuff sometimes. To hear him talk, the passing of the health care bill is one of the worst Constitutional violations in American history, and the mismanagement of the BP spill is almost entirely Obama's fault. Recently, he gave me a copy of Atlas Shrugged because he thinks it will help me understand the conservative mindset. He says that the antagonists are just like Obama - forever defending the lazy and incompetent against the makers of wealth and prosperity! My mom is less politically outspoken than my dad, but I think her opinions are even more than his. Because she cannot abide stupid people, she thinks that people should avoid having stupid kids at all costs. She hates Sarah Palin because Palin chose to bear Trig to term instead of getting an abortion as soon as she learned she was carrying a Down's fetus. When I quoted Oliver Wendell Holmes' opinion in Buck vs. Bell - "Three generations of imbeciles are enough" - to her, she said smugly "That's exactly right!" And she can barely disguise her contempt for my mentally-retarded cousin - her own nephew. Part of the reason I want to adopt instead of having my own kids is that I'm afraid I might conceive a retarded fetus and have to choose between aborting a baby I'd want to keep and being disowned by my mom.
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 13:17 |
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I like how Christians cherry pick the Koran for infidel bullshit while conveniently ignoring the entirety of the Old Testament where people are murdered left and right in the name of God.
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 13:57 |
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Naet posted:entirety of the Old Testament where people are murdered left and right in the name of God. It's even the same god!
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 14:03 |
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Childlike Empress posted:Oh hey, an e-mail from mom. Oh sh
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 15:00 |
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CEs Mom posted:ppl of islam do NOT and NEVER SHALL be friends with ppl who are NOT muslims AND the one which REALLY gives me nightmares: muslims' MAIN and SINGULAR purpose of existence is to destroy ALL infidels unless they agree to convert to islam ideals.... thus, women would be oppressed, men would become the superiour "superman" of the family/community and even young boys from ages 7 or even younger are taught how to shoot guns to KILL THE INFIDELS!! oh, by the way.... just in case you don't know what the INFIDEL means.. ANYONE WHO IS NOT MUSLIM IS THE INFIDEL! in the jewish religion, those who are not jewish are called "gentiles." well, that is... i was called a gentile by a mormon couple.... got me by the throat they did... all i could do was stare at them and wonder just how far they were in space! Err, I'm no expert on religions, but is there any validity to this? I think that there's some stuff in there about women being inferior to men, but the whole "kill everyone who is not muslim" as their main tenant seems a bit far fetched. Also, that post has more periods than a... a... a tampon store. I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anything more clever
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 16:28 |
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UltraPenguinX posted:the whole "kill everyone who is not muslim" as their main tenant seems a bit far fetched.
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 17:14 |
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UltraPenguinX posted:Err, I'm no expert on religions, but is there any validity to this? I think that there's some stuff in there about women being inferior to men, but the whole "kill everyone who is not muslim" as their main tenant seems a bit far fetched. Silly, if they killed all the infidels, who would be the dhimmis that pay for the state through jizya?
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# ? Jun 29, 2010 18:03 |
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Mordiceius posted:I swear that my stepdad signs me up to this gun rights mailing lists as a giant troll effort: Actually I read a piece that says the opinion's a good thing for Democratic candidates because it takes the gun rights issue off the table as a wedge issue for Republicans.
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