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Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!
Maybe Nice Pete is writing himself into his Bible fanfiction.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Capsaicin posted:

God, I am just now realizing that the "LB" that Beef mentions in the editor's notes on the Phillipe Times is Lie Bot.

Haha, that must put everything into an entirely new context for you.

choobs
Mar 25, 2004
Never bring a duck to a cock fight.

niteice posted:

But the question is...who is the Unhinged Narrator? All we've seen so far is logically possible in the Achewood universe.
I took it as Nice Pete thinking about what he was going to do. It'll be interesting to see what it all means in the next comic. OH PLEASE DON'T MAKE US WAIT ANOTHER WEEK TO FIND OUT ONSTAD!!!

(Not complaining, it's just that sitting on the edge of my seat for a week is tough on the lumbar..)

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.
This happened. The men in the back of the truck are in danger of dying.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
This is Onstad's version of that moment in the Peter Pan musical where the show breaks the 4th wall and asks the audience to believe in magic to save Tinker Bell. Onstad is asking that we all hope to god Teodor makes it out of this alive and if we don't hope enough, he's not going to make it.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

I just thought of something. What if Nate's old homsexual identity is actually a mask for him being a serial killer? Pete goes back there, makes to kill T, and Nate surprises him with a knife in the back or skull. Maybe instead Nate is actually an old GOF champion who could easily kill Pete with his bare hands. Nate's dismay upon Pete's mention of Jimmy Carter was simply an act to lull Pete into a false sense of security.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

bloodychill posted:

This is Onstad's version of that moment in the Peter Pan musical where the show breaks the 4th wall and asks the audience to believe in magic to save Tinker Bell. Onstad is asking that we all hope to god Teodor makes it out of this alive and if we don't hope enough, he's not going to make it.

Quick, buy some Achewasser shirts!

Dove from Above
Apr 16, 2007

Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?

ManiacClown posted:

I just thought of something. What if Nate's old homsexual identity is actually a mask for him being a serial killer? Pete goes back there, makes to kill T, and Nate surprises him with a knife in the back or skull. Maybe instead Nate is actually an old GOF champion who could easily kill Pete with his bare hands. Nate's dismay upon Pete's mention of Jimmy Carter was simply an act to lull Pete into a false sense of security.

Well, I don't see why a fellow can't be an old homosexual AND a GOF Champion.

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Dove from Above posted:

Well, I don't see why a fellow can't be an old homosexual AND a GOF Champion.

Or at least a hot tub brawler. :nws:

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich
The alt text for that strip is what makes it one of my favorites ever.

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.

ChairMaster posted:

The alt text for that strip is what makes it one of my favorites ever.

That alt text really is amazing, and I'm not sure why.

poor and weird
Jun 30, 2007
Because it's true, you really can

Mrs. Badcrumble
Sep 21, 2002
I actually really like the basic narrative device and framing for this most recent strip, it's a cool and creepy idea and keeps the reader unsure of what's actually happening.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Tennessean Magical Realism, anyone?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Onstad says he will be posting the new strip "in a few" so feel free to go crazy with the :f5:

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


He should write his horrible experience in the fanflow :colbert:

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
:siren: Whoa this is classy :siren:

Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy
That padlock is so ominous.

Vitriol
Mar 11, 2001

Phhhhhtttttt!
Just what kind of horrible experience was that, Chris? holy gently caress.

Bachelor Numpad
Sep 16, 2001

All wreckin' and smashin' my junk on the crossbar

Vitriol posted:

Just what kind of horrible experience was that, Chris? holy gently caress.

I don't know what to make of this. It just seems so jarring (especially the language). :psyduck:

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
So...they are not actually on fire?

Expiration Date
Jun 6, 2008
well this has officially gone into the "totally awkward and uncomfortable with what may not be any humor at all" zone.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
Man Teodor is not having a good day

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Expiration Date posted:

well this has officially gone into the "totally awkward and uncomfortable with what may not be any humor at all" zone.

The Unhinged Narrator is one of the least sought-after narrative devices in modern American fiction.

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
This strip makes today the best July 4th ever.

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

You nay-sayers are incorrect. This arc owns.

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
Thanks for staying classy, Chris.

Satorr posted:

This strip makes today the best July 4th ever.

Some of my favorite strips is when something really lovely/hosed up happens on a holiday and at the end it says 'Merry Christmas 2005!'

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Anyone else having a bad day, It cannot get as bad at this.

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...

SeanBeansShako posted:

Anyone else having a bad day, It cannot get as bad at this.

Unless you like big penises?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
Well this is certainly not the sort of high school fun I ever experienced.

For which I am eternally and unreservedly thankful.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Revol posted:

Unless you like big penises?

The battered bruised naked stuffed bear is pretty certain that he isn't a fan of big penises.

Rustmouth Chafings
Dec 11, 2008
Might as well, T.

poor and weird
Jun 30, 2007
oh my god this is so horrible onstad please don't keep doing this to teodor

please don't do this to me

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer
So getting his rear end kicked while being kidnapped by a murderer is not as bad as being offered a dick to suck?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Welp, I think :gonk: sums it up nicely.

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.
This is classy as gently caress

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I think Nate's sudden personality change may be a hint. He went from meek and timid to "HEY BOY SUCK MY DICK."

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Grilldos posted:

So getting his rear end kicked while being kidnapped by a murderer is not as bad as being offered a dick to suck?

I'd say it's a combination of getting his rear end kicked, being kidnapped by a murderer, and being raped by an elderly man that is making his day so bad.

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof
I'm calling that closeup of Teodor for an avatar.

Maybe with "You ever suck a dick? You want to?" as text.

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Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.

Cobweb Heart posted:

I'd say it's a combination of getting his rear end kicked, being kidnapped by a murderer, and being raped by an elderly man that is making his day so bad.

I don't think there's any raping involved. Téodor should do what he needs to do, but also what he wants to do.

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